i blame plurk

“Yes, dear?”
“Do pokemon have princesses, too?”
“No, dear.  Only humans have princesses.”
“But what if a pokemon really wanted to be a princess?”
“Well, I guess pokemon can have princesses.”
“Is she pretty?”
“Uh, of course, dear.”
“Does she wear dresses, like me?”
“Of course, dear.  She’s a princess.”
“What if she was a grimer?”
“A - what?”
“And she’d have this huge crown, and this blue dress…”
“And she wants to be a princess?”
“..sure, why not.  Go to sleep.”