i blame new girl

Elsewhere (after Magi 315).....

“Let’s see now… Energetic and somewhat feisty? Check. (Fine, fine… GO-GETTER. Okay, Sheba?)”

“Happy and bubbly? Check.”

“Easily flustered? BIG CHECK (yes, you so are. Quiet, Sheba)….. And what’s this??? Long hair too? With a color falling under a type of pink (-ish red)???”

“She also happens to be supportive and loyal to those she loves… And excluding her rather enthusiastic facial expressions in battle …… I’d say she CERTAINLY reminds me of someone (you can stop grinning now, Sheba).”

“And oh look, messy first impressions. They have those too, how convenient.”

“You’ve imprinted a type of girl to our son somehow, I just know it. I may not have a way to prove it, but damn it, Sheba! I’m blaming you anyway. ”

-A random soliloquy by Solomon, but not really, as he watches over Aladdin

I also like to think that he got used to talking to himself quite a bit after he became God. Besides, I feel like Wahid and Falan, and a bunch of other people, were still too salty to talk to Solomon for a long time (after they died).

Except Sheba, she’d keep Solomon company. I pictured her cackling in the background after listening to Solomon ranting about Magi 315. “Well, if you’re comparing Kougyku to me then our son has EXCELLENT TASTE. Now, pass the popcorn, DEAR.” is what I think she’d say.

Title: Can’t Blame a Girl For Trying~

My Response:

I have a new update! I’ll be uploading Song Drawings, which means Song Lines that’ll i draw using my Main Characters!
And This is the First one
Heres the song:


And trust me people! This is a amazing song for girls that are trying so hard to achieve their dream! Hope this might help! :3

Anyways Here is Crystal saying that Boys can’t blame her for trying to understand life and love, and someone to guide/help her! (Spoiler. )
Thats all! Enjoy~

Good For You

Author’s Note: So, I’ve decided to start another series.  Basically it’ll be a PWP series.  So ratings are M and E, be aware.  Our favorite couple has a little roleplaying kink they like to work out together.  Hope you enjoy!

Part One || AO3

Summary: Bellamy considers himself a hard worker.

Working late tonight.  Fucking terrorists.

Her fingers tug at the hem of her skirt, a little leather number that had her husband all but frenzied the first time she’d worn it several weeks prior, as she rereads his text message to her almost three hours earlier.  She clicks the screen off before sliding it back into her jacket pocket.  She leans against the wall and stares at her semi-blurred reflection in the elevator door.

There was no denying this skirt was one of her best investments and pairing it with her sky high black stilettos for the evening made for an extremely appealing combination.  Her top was rather conservative in contrast: a white collared shirt she’d buttoned just high enough to make her cleavage only slightly obscene and a royal blue blazer that she’d rolled the sleeves to just below her elbows.  Of course, no businesswoman would be complete without her black-framed glasses and cascading blonde curls clipped atop her head.

She looks like such a fucking cliché that it would be comical if she weren’t so nervous.

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TVD 6x02 "Yellow Ledbetter"

• HOLY HELL THE HOTNESS IS KILLIN’ ME! DAMON FUCKING SALVATORE! 

• I mean, who can blame new girl for hooking up with that piece of ass!

• Ivy’s super cute!! I really hope she doesn’t turn out to be some psycho bitch.

• THIS IS ANOTHER LEVEL OF SCREWING WITH MY EMOTIONS! THOSE PICTURES! STAPH!

• DAMN YOU ENZO! DAMN YOU!

• “Hello, Gorgeous” OH I LOVE THEM!

• “and how did he make you feel?” DON’T DO THIS TO ME!!

• kay, I wanna know more about the place or should I say time where Bon and Damon are

• “Well, this clearly isn’t peace. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be stuck here with you.” #brotp

• I seriously miss those moments between #Carolena

• “I’m a neck person” Oh God, gotta love Enzo!

• “Would you date that?”

• DAMON DANCING = PRICELESS! DAMON DANCING WHILE MAKING PANCAKES = LIFE! 

• FEELS OVERLOAD

• “I wanted to kiss him so badly” I CAN’T I CAN’T! LEVEL OF EMOTIONS OVER 9000! 

• I’m on Enzo’s side for this one!

• I want #Steroline friendship back!

• and I quote “You’re a dick" 

• "It’s okay to love them both” OMG! She mentions Katherine! I’m crying, I miss that bitch! 

• “IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY”

• NO! NO! NO! NO!

• “He was a monster and then he died” I CAN’T EXPLAIN HOW MUCH THOSE WORDS HURT ME!

• poor Caroline 

• #Beremy KILL ME!

• Okay, I have a feeling the new girl is somehow related to Bonnie. am I right or am I right?

• “Jeremy’s a good kid” Matt sounds like a worried daddy

• WTF MAN?!

• LOVED THE EPISODE (beside Elena being compelled-FUCK YOU WITTERS)