i bet you're wondering what time i was asleep by

You should know that my mom is not a big drinker and (usually) goes to bed by 11 or 11:30.

I mean, sure, we can empty a bottle of wine every now & then and like to spike our Sonic drinks, but I’d hardly call her a lush. Which makes this hilarious.

Also, can we please note her usage of “up in hurrrr” and (misspelled) “noob” ?

She and I are a great team.