i bet you thought i was dead


_I don’t mind the rain_|Part XIII|

Bucky x Reader[Gender neutral!]

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Warnings: None, I think. Mention of blood, maybe? But nothing big dont worry.

Word count: 3.781 [aYO]


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~Sorry for any typos or mistakes~

With a small groan, you opened your eyes. The sun shone through the curtains but was kind enough to not shine directly in your face. 

You moved a bit, trying to get a bit more rest, but you just ended up hurting yourself as you moved your leg too fast.
Slowly and not really wanting to, you opened your eyes. The hotel room was bright and welcoming as the warm sunlight shone through the window, on the white walls and onto the fluffy bed sheets. A few dust particles were flying through the air, now visible thanks to the sun.

A content sigh left your lips as you sat up, leaning on your elbows.
Your lips were dry and your eyelids still heavy. After youblinked a few times, you finally could see a bit clearer.
It took your brain approximately 1 minute until you remembered why you are even in this room, what happened throughout the last few days.
Your mood changed drastically, from calm and a bit sleepy, to awake and slightly panicked.

Recalling yesterday, you remembered the phone call with…
Ah, yes..
Blake was her name.

Your thoughts wandered to the fake ID that was probably also her work.

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Anyway, I can’t remember if anyone else posted about this, so I thought I would take a shot.

I am so bad at capturing the images from the show. If there is a tutorial I can read, I would love it.

However, i noticed this:

You should be wearing the hat

go and solve a crime together. Make him wear the hat!

Actually he should wear the hat as a tribute to me. I’m dead, I’d really appreciate it.

there are a few more times she says it I believe. I know at least once she says “I told you he should have worn the hat”

And then I remembered this:

Is John’s subconscious telling him he should be having sex with Sherlock?

Is “making Sherlock wear the hat” code for “banging Sherlock like a drum”?

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Who wants to bet that this was exactly what happened.

This was supposed to be a YoI secret santa gift for @ghostnamedcaseyart

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Random silly doodles  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Seventeen as Joe Santagato quotes
  • S.coups: Someone else is in on the wolf semen!
  • Joshua: And fucking Furry Freddy over here! Your tail isn't going anywhere, buddy...I bet he wears that in the shower. I bet.
  • Jun: I haven't been this confused since miley cyrus cut her hair off and started blowing dolls at her concerts
  • Hoshi: A woman was was arrested at Walmart today for eating sushi, most of a rotisserie chicken, and cinnamon rolls while drinking wine and driving a motorized shopping cart around the store. AKA arrested for living the fucking dream!
  • Wonwoo: Now let's play one of my favorite games, is it sleeping or is it dead?!
  • Woozi: Well, at least we know where the shit came from! Good God!
  • Mingyu: You gotta be one dusty fuck to have that much belly button lint.
  • Minghao: what thE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TARZAN
  • Seungkwan: Listen buddy...I love McGriddles, we all love McGriddles! But, I'm not gonna blow the Hamburglar for one!
  • Dino: That's all for toda-jUST KIDDING! You think we're gonna get out of this without somebody shitting themselves?!
i almost told him i loved him.

we were talking and there was a silence.

but it wasn’t a dead silence. there was a tension, a buildup. we were whispering with our eyes. he looked back down at his laptop and i broke the loud silence

“has anyone ever told you how awesome you are?” i blurted.

“no, not really. thank you!” he replied.

“you know, i read this thing online. it said ‘i bet the stars are proud to know that their atoms created someone like you.’ and i thought ‘wow, there’s only a small list of people that i feel this applies to’ and you’re one of those people. in fact, you’re the first person” i looked away and started blushing, but then i turned back and we caught eyes.

“wow… i don’t even know what to say or how to respond to that..” we stared into each others eyes for a little bit before he awkwardly chuckles and says “idk i feel like i should cry haha”

and then i, with a similar awkward chuckle, said “please don’t, because if you cry, then i’ll cry and it’ll just be so melodramatic” and we both are just looking at each other and i could still feel the tension. every time one of us looked away, and then looked back, we always caught each other’s eyes.

i wonder if he feels it too. i really want to know if he feels it too.

literal Heathers song titles
  • Beautiful: high school still fucking sucks
  • Candy Store: i'll kick your ass. i'll kick anyones ass
  • Fight For Me: violence turns me on
  • Freeze Your Brain: 7-11 turns me on
  • Big Fun: go home you're drunk
  • Dead Girl Walking: sex
  • The Me Inside of Me: how to fake a suicide note 101
  • Very: spooky heather hell dream
  • Blue: huge dicks have sad smaller dicks
  • Our Love is God: hello naughty children it's murder time
  • Prom or Hell?: guess who fucked up
  • My Dead Gay Son: gay or european but gayer
  • Seventeen: murder isn't cool anymore
  • Shine a Light: well anyway here's my life story
  • Lifeboat: problematic fave turns into cinnamon roll
  • Shine a Light Reprise: literally the worst fucking song in this musical
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: cinnamon roll deserves happiness
  • Yo Girl: surprise bitch bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
  • Meant to be Yours: i'm gonna kill my girlfriend
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise: i'm gonna kill my boyfriend
  • I Am Damaged: wait a sec i need to sing a song before i die
  • Seventeen: high school still fucking sucks but slightly less

Vilde: Not tryna be that person, but I heard that that dude Even you with was a fuckin’ psycho.

Isak: And you heard that from?

Vilde: Some kid that went to Bakka with him last year said dude started trippin’ and wrote a lot of crazy stuff on the walls and shit.

Isak: Cool

Vilde: I just thought you should know

Isak: Why the fuck would I want to know that?

Vilde: Because if someone I was with had a reputation, I’d want y’all to tell me.

Isak: Alright bet, so when you pull a major fuck up, I’m spreadin’ that shit. That’s some shit you would want me to do right? My man is my business. My business yesterday, my business today, and my business tomorrow. Unless this turned into some polyamory type situation that I’m in the dark on, I’m gonna need you to stay 1000% in your lane. You dead ass need to grow up Vilde.

Vilde: You doin’ way too much right now, you ain’t even gotta be like that. Just told you because you’re my friend.

Me: I didn’t ad lib shit, my translations are 100% legit fam.

1/15 -standby decisions

Honestly I’m no gambler
But for you I’d risk it all
I mean what’s a life
Worth nowadays
In this mess
After all
I can tell you mines
Not worth much
But it’s all I have
To give
And I’d give you all of it
If you’d just let me in
Because this rains
Been pouring
For quite some time
I know you hear the tapping
But I have no problem waiting
To figure out what’s happening
Because to be honest I just miss you
That’s all I have to say
And if you where to ask me
To look the other way
I’d walk away happy
Knowing you are
Better off with out me
I just want you
My dear
To get your happy ending

「ooc」- Not dead

{{ Sup bitches and ho-ho-hoes? Bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

I swear I’m not a meme. Sorry for the hiatus! I was working literally every day before I went on vacation and then slacked off this entire week. I’m currently at work and MIGHT get to some drafts, but I’m here! Gonna eventually reboot my old Lavi Bookman blog and might start working on a new blog. }}

Can anyone say Izuku Midoriya? Got a new laptop so hopefully shit goes easier.

{{ I might be online more often now that I’m slowly regaining my energy back. So now that I’m  here everyone is free to start making a line to give me welcome-back kissies ~ !! }}

bc these movies like parallels i’m willing to bet that at some point in steve and buckys lives (lets be realistic, more than once) bucky prob gently cupped skinny!steves cheek when he was deathly ill and choked out something along the lines of “i thought you were dead…but thats not gonna happen ‘cause if you die who am i gonna take on double dates and to coney island? think of all the girls you’d disappoint” bc he’s bucky and, for him, humor/sentiment go together

Sirius Black in the afterlife.

I bet Sirius got into the afterlife extremely confused. Just a minute ago he was hexing his cousin, Bella and now he’s suddenly back in the castle??? He finds a mirror and sees himself, but a lot younger, more worry-free. By now, Sirius is wondering if it’s a dream. But then, he looks over his shoulder and sees his best mate, but plenty years younger. Like 17 years old younger. Now, Sirius was sure he was dreaming. I bet James had said something dumb like “I’ve been expecting you” that he had thought up in his 15 years of being in the afterlife but he probably fucked up the wording because he was fiNALLY with his best mate again, after being separated for so long. Then 17 year old Lily glides over and gives Sirius the warm hug that he had missed so much. Now Sirius catches on and figures out that he’s dead. He turned back to James and probably asked about Mr and Mrs Potter, stating that he missed them but James says something like “there’s somebody else I want you to see.” And now Sirius is panicking like “FUCK WHO ELSE IS DEAD??” and then a little 16 year old Regulus walks down a flight of stairs and looks up at Sirius, totally shocked like “SHIT MATE I STOP WATCHING OVER YOU FOR 20 SECONDS TO GET A SNACK AND YOU FUCKING DIED??” And Sirius is really confused because Reg is dead??? And when things get explained and it finally gets through to Sirius, he probably said something sappy like “I missed you, little bro.”


bet you thought i was dead huh (i kind of thought so too)

anyways, here’s a stress draw of the iberian brothers- i imagine them as a pair of troublemakers with an intense love/hate rivalry…

ok so i’ve heard the rumors about ragnor fell still being alive.

now, let me just say that if he doesn’t show up at magnus bane’s in the dead of night, to break the news to him by walking into his room while he’s sleeping. and if he doesn’t wait until he wakes up, only to say “surprise bitch. bet you’d thought you’d seen the last of me.” then i’ll be slightly disappointed.

Drabble Game

I’ve compiled my own list of phrases. Send up to 3 for any member of any group. Also, you can include a type of AU, like high school au, celebrity au, etc.

  1. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
  2. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
  3. “I almost lost you.”
  4. “Wanna bet?”
  5. “I think we need to talk.”
  6. “Kiss me.”
  7. “It could be worse.”
  8. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
  9. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
  10. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
  11. “Just once.”
  12. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
  13. “I thought you were dead.”
  14. “It’s not what it looks like…”
  15. “You lied to me.”
  16. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
  17. “I wish I could hate you.”
  18. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
  19. “I swear it was an accident.”
  20. “Tell me a secret.”
  21. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
  22. “No one needs to know.”
  23. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”
  24. "If my parents knew what I was doing, they’d kill me.”
  25. "You were always the quiet one.”
  26. "You’ve only heard his/her point of view. You never asked mine.”
  27. "I promised myself I wouldn’t let you complete me.”
  28. "I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”
  29. "You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.”
  30. "I’d rather caress my asshole with a chainsaw.”
  31. “Please. Just let me in.”
  32. “Don’t you ever get lonely?”
  33. “Gee, you’re just a beam of sunshine, aren’t ya?”
  34. “No, wait! This is my favorite song!”
  35. “You don’t know what it’s like to love someone who sees you as a friend…”
  36. “Wait…is that my shirt?!”
  37. “Well, I usually want to be bought dinner first, but I can make an exception.”
  38. “I don’t know whether to kiss you or punch you.”
  39. “Somebody can kill themselves by jumping from your ego to your IQ.”
  40. “Wait a minute, are you being nice to me? But it isn’t my birthday.”
  41. “Do you know how hard I’m trying not to kiss you right now?”
  42. “I’m very busy right now and you’re distracting me.”
  43. “I don’t remember because I never forgot.”
  44. “What are you besides confused?”
  45. “You know it’s okay to show emotion, right?”
  46. “I had a dream like this once…”
  47. “You don’t deserve to know how I used to feel about you.”
  48. “If you can’t live without me, then why aren’t you dead yet?”
  49. “I don’t tell you these things to hurt you. I tell you these things before I hurt myself.”
  50. “If you love me, you won’t let me walk away.”