i bet u there are other but i couldnt find any

anonymous asked:

Hi could you possibly do a focus where Simon is izzy's bff and jace is her older brother who simon has a crush on but jace never really paid much attention to but then he goes away for a year to college and comes back to see that woaAh Simon has gotten ridiculously hot in the space of a year and he has to awkwardly navigate having feelings for his little sister's best friend

hi so tHIS is the cutest fucken thing and i cant write a full thing on it cos im Knee Deep in school work (which ive been avoiding doing all morning) but heres Something:

(im also putting a read more on this bc it got way too long)

  • so simon and izzy meet bc of clary and they lowkey have a Thing ™ 
  • they go on a couple of dates before it kind of fizzles out, but neither of them are particularly sad about it bc they’re better off and happier as friends
  • izzy and clary start dating and it’s obviously a much better choice for everyone and simon is super happy for them
  • the summer before jace goes to college, everyone (ie simon izzy clary and sometimes maia if she’s around) starts hanging around in the lightwood house bc robert and maryse are usually away on business or something
  • (i feel like theyd be like?? rlly successful business people?? which means they can afford a rlly nice big house in new york also they’d probably be capitalists smh)
  • and izzy has three brothers: 
  • max, who is adorable and usually kicks simon’s ass at mario chart
  • srsly how can a 10 y/o be so ruthless
  • alec, who is,,,, he’s something. simon gets the feeling that alec doesn’t like him - or anyone who isn’t his boyfriend or his siblings
  • but jace 
  • simon rlly likes jace

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paul-likes-things  asked:

16 seems like it'd be heartbreaking enough for the angst prompt thing~

ok dude i know u sent this like a month ago so sorry i wasnt ignoring it, i just couldnt fucking figure out how to do it. i think i figured it tho. altho i dunno… but thank you for sending it :$) (oh and sorry it got so fuckin huge)


16. “I’m trying, can’t you see? Isn’t that enough for you?”


Scully could feel his touch before she even opened her eyes- just lightly brushing a piece of hair from her face as he mumbled her name softly. After a second, her eye cracked open and all she could see was the world flooded with a blinding white light. And then his face appeared, though years younger as if he managed to travel through time just to see her once again. But a moment passed, and her eyes filled with tears when she realized the man standing by her bed was not Mulder, but their son.

“Hey, Mom,” he whispered so gently, “how ya feeling?” William’s face forced a supportive smile, only furthering how much he looked like his father.

“I feel… like hell.”

William laughed. “I talked to your doctor and that seems about right.”

“Hmmm… how long did he say?”

“Mom-”

“Will,” she reached out a shaky hand and took her son’s, “it’s okay. How long?”

His refusal to meet her eyes said it all.

“How’s Danny?”

William face moved into a smile. “He’s great, begged me and Ellie to miss school today just to see you.”

“Still refusing to go by his name?”

“Yeah, Dad was definitely right about that being a bad idea.”

Scully opened her mouth to say something, but her words were lost before they were formed.

“What, Ma?”

She shook her head, taking the rest of the room in before returning her gaze to her son.

“He just… he reminds me so much of him.” Her voice cracked with every word.

William nodded and looked down.

“Shhh… Will, it’s a good thing,” she reached over and tilted his chin up to meet her gaze, “I’m so proud that he’s so much like him.”

“Me too,” her son whispered.

“Just keep him away from trains… and boats… and cars. And Walter Skinner’s nursing home.”

Will let out a laugh. “Okay, will do.” He brushed another hair from her face. “Listen, Mom, I gotta go to work, but I’ll stop by later with El and the baby and Danny okay?”

Scully nodded.

“But I wanted to drop this off for you to go through.” He reached into his large coat pocket and pulled out a bundle of envelopes. “We were cleaning out the house this weekend, and these were in a box in Dad’s study? Actually they were in the box, locked in his desk, and there was no key to be found. I had to take a hammer to the door to get it open. But the envelopes, they were still sealed and addressed to you, in his handwriting, so I thought you might know what they were?”

Scully reached out and took the bundle from him, slid the rubber band off and examined the envelopes.

“No idea, Will. I’ll look through them okay? Tell you what I find tonight.”

He smiled down at her, and then leaned over, pressing a kiss to her forehead and squeezing her hand lightly. “Just be careful in case they’re coated in alien DNA.”

She laughed, and watched him leave the room, before turning back to the stack of papers in her lap.

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hey are u sad??? here are some funny band videos to cheer u up !!!

fall out boy

paramore

my chemical romance

panic! at the disco

pierce the veil

of mice & men

all time low

twenty one pilots

a day to remember

the brobecks

the academy is…

this took a rlly long time so it would be cool if you reblogged or added more vids bc i feel like im missing a lot of paramore, mcr, om&m, and atl but i cant think of what exactly. enjoy some laughter pals.

paleasamoon  asked:

RFA+V and Saeran (if they're too much, don't worry about it and just do the main RFA) babysitting while MC is out. Plot twist: the kid is SATAN.

a/n: the RFA members as parents is something you should sign me tf up for and thank you! I hit 4k on my blogs 3 week anniv yesterday ;u;
~ ( V + Unknown under the cut as it’ll get super long) ~

Yoosung

  • he’s a child himself so when you tell him to babysit your cousin he’s v worried
  • he looks like he’s okay with it but inside his soul has been c r u s h e d
  • “god idk if you’re real.. but he lp mE
  • as soon as you leave he slowly approaches the kid
  • “heeey… buddy…”
  • tries to play LOLOL with the kid in the room but as soon as the kid start crying he jumps
  • “oh my god how do you stop this??”
  • has to put the kid in bathtub so he doesn’t run away (and the tub is empty - hopefully??)
  • gives the kid paint
  • instant regret
  • he turns around to play on the computer but then when he turns back around, the living room is pINK??
  • HE SCREAMS
  • WAIT NO NO NO NO WHAT NO
  • tries to clean up and drags the kid by the hand and puts him in the bathtub again
  • texts the group chat: “SOMEONE HELP ME” - but no one responds? because why would they this is funny
  • refuses to call you for help and tries to stick it out
  • he goes back to his computer chair to turn off his game only to be greeted with a slight tug on his pants from the kid wide eyed looking at the screen
  • he places them on his lap and continues to play the game making overdramatic commentary
  • BOTH OF THEM ARE GIGGLING oh no 2 addicts
  • face palm when Yoosung does an impression of a dragon
  • when you come home you hear lots of laughter and see the two boys looking intently at the screen 
  • as soon as you drop your cousin back home he claims it was a piece of cake
  • “Hey, when is he coming back? We had a blast!!”
  • “He’s not your friend Yoosung he’s 4??”
  • but then again so is he

Zen

  • it depends if it was his own kid or someone else’s
  • when you asked him to babysit your sister he was confident he would be okay
  • “yeah, I’m amazing with kids don’t worry about us!”
  • and he usually is but you didn’t tell him that you assigned him to look after the most exasperating girl
  • so he starts off by trying to carry the 5 y/o girl but when she screams he almost drops her
  • kids are supposed to love me look at my face kiddo
  • thats why when your sister wants to watch a film he rushes to put his own in that’ll make her like me
  • so he makes her talk about which person she likes the most in the film
  • “So.. whos your favourite, princess?”
  • “uhh.. none of them, but I especially hate the one with the weird white ponytail and red eyes because he kinda looks like you”
  • the arthur fist meme
  • he has to tell himself that she’s fiVE AND HE CAN’T SAY ANYTHING
  • so he just sits in silence gritting his teeth
  • girl if u were older
  • he becomes just as bratty later hey who dressed you up today? a little frumpy, no?
  • ZEN YOU CAN’T DO THIS
  • however she asks if he can do his hair and his heart drops to his ass
  • oh god oh no god my hair my precious hair
  • he hesitates before sitting infront of her and looks up a prayer on the internet before reciting it to himself how extra
  • she starts braiding it and he’s okay with it at first and even manages to crack a smile.. maybe she isn’t so bad?
  • but you bet your ass as soon as he hears the snip of some scissors he jolts up and screams before diving into the bathroom 
  • turns out she wasn’t cutting his hair yet and was just ‘preparing’ to
  • you come home after receiving 1000 text messages from him and he buries his face in your neck
  • “I prefer you so much more.. I hope our kid is better”
  • 0 to 100 real quick

Jaehee

  • A FUCKING PRO WITH BAD KIDS
  • she’s super flustered at first when they start screaming but have you seen how stern she gets?
  • your lil brother pipes down reAAAAL fast
  • she sits by them working on her own papers and she’s like Nanny McPhee (did any of you see them films??)
  • she doesn’t even look up from her work before warning your little brother to not spill the paint
  • wizard mum
  • she deals with him better than you can even though she’s nervous 
  • but what you didn’t know was that when you asked her to babysit she almost passed out at the thought of babysitting
  • but she never refuses anything (have you guys not seen how much Jumin pushes her around in mysme ;n;)
  • and accepts but her palms are hella sweaty and she’s already overthinking all the bad scenarios
  • she started preparing a few days before your brother came by looking up websites on how to deal with children
  • she even prepares cute finger food and a first aid kit is ready in case apparently 
  • so by the time your brother actually comes over he isn’t interested in bothering her and just did his own thing
  • sigh of relief as she thanks the gods
  • but suddenly she hears her naming being called out and she almost chokes on her coffee
  • “oh my god what have I forgotten he’s going to go mAD”
  • he asks if she can play with him and his toys and she hesitates but slowly gets up and sits on the floor next to him awkwardly
  • watching him play makes her laugh and she covers her mouth frequently and she even! joins! in!
  • you walk in to the house to see them both laughing and playing wth..
  • IS JAEHEE IS PLAYING WITH TOY TRAINS WITH SATAN?
  • she reassures you it was fine and she wouldn’t mind looking after him again and you’re so confused?? can kids drug adults??
  • but all she can think about that night is having kids of her own and how maybe.. possibly.. they wouldn’t be so bad

Jumin

  • talking about being awkward
  • he tries to to hire a babysitter but couldnt find one last minute so he’s stuck babysitting your friend’s kid
  • f u c k
  • he just sits a considerable distance away from the kid staring at him while he’s engaged with his toys
  • how the hell is he entertained by a weird plastic car wouldn’t he prefer a real one?? actually contemplates buying one
  • he just gives the kid a weird look constantly and he can’t relax so he sits stiff in his seat awkwardly
  • probably ends up texting Jaehee for advice and gets a little angry at the fact her advice was to actually engage with the kid
  • it isn’t fucking rocket science
  • slowly approaches the kid outstretching his hand to greet him but the kid just looks at his hand before giving him the snot covered tissue he blew his nose with
  • can you imagine Jumin’s face i’m DECEASED
  • he freezes and takes a deep breath muttering a string of curse words under his breath before putting it in the bin
  • “kids have no fucki- manners these days..”
  •  the boy starts talking to Jumin when he returns and Jumin jumps - if he gives me any more tissues i’m kicking him out
  • “I’m hungry, get me food.”
  • Go ask the chef.” 
  • but the boy tugs on Jumins arm and starts whining and has to reluctantly go into the kitchen
  • what is cooking where is everything what is food
  • ends up serving him steak that was prepared from before and wipes the sweat from his forehead even though all he did was heat it up
  • lazy ass
  • later on the boy asks if he can take him to bed and read to him as he’s rubbing his eyes and Jumin gets flustered
  • he wants ME to read to him?? who’s cuter? Jumin or the lil boy
  • he goes up to the spare room to tuck him into him into bed since he was so sleepy and ends up flushing crimson at how cute the boy is
  • he starts reading an economics book to the boy clueless of ‘story time’ and he just looks up to him in confusion when the boy starts yelling
  • “NO I WANT A FUN BOOK”
  • economics is fun u jerk
  • having no other books he’s forced to make one on the spot
  • “There was uh.. a superman who… saved the world..?”
  • the boy ends up falling asleep and Jumin stares at them for a while before gingerly stroking the boy’s hair feeling tired himself
  • you come back home to find the two boys asleep 
  • HOW FUCKING ADORABLE

Saeyoung

  • says he’s good with kids
  • IS good with kids
  • he just oogles at your two year brother when you bring him over
  • “Saeyoung you know you have to look after him right you can’t just gush over him..”
  • huh yeah okay but look at his chEEKS!
  • oh no you can’t help but be worried because Saeyoung needs his own babysitter since he’s mentally about 3 years old
  • he makes your little brother a little cat robot (one that doesn’t breathe fire thank god) to play with
  • you’ll never know who the grown up is as Saeyoung follows the kid around and does the same thing he does
  • the kid is on the floor playing with legos? so is he
  • and they’re having almost too much fun together building castles I’m telling you Saeyoung is 3
  • but as soon as the kid starts to walk over to his computer and touches a wire Saeyoung literally superman dives infront of the computer (john ceNA) protecting ‘his baby’ while stretching his arms out
  • he literally collapses onto the floor with relief but he hears a bang from the kitchen and has a mini panic attack
  • startled he runs to the kitchen to find the secret stashes of honey buddha chips on the floor and your brother munching from 7 opened packets at a time
  • face palming his head he feels his heart sink
  • “..my .. chips?”
  • he pouts before putting the remaining unopened packets away before texting you ‘can you send kids to prison?’
  • no Saeyoung thats illegal
  • he creates a pillow fort (vanderwood sits on the couch and hurts their ass cursing Saeyoung)
  • you come back to see a HUGE pillow fort in the middle of the room and just laugh when you walk in to see Saeyoung chasing your brother screaming covered in a sheet
  • well.. at least they’re both alive??

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nct dream!best friends au

I CLICKBAITED THE TITLE EVEN THO YOU DIDNT CLICK ON THIS IT’S ONLY MARK HAE AND JENO IM SORRY


mark

-mark would be the CUTEST best friend ever

-he’s practically your brother dude

-at first people thought you guys were siblings bc you guys did everything together

-walking to school, walking home to school, going on bubble tea adventures together, EVERYTHING

-people also thought you guys were dating but you laughed in their faces

-”ME?? DATE HIM???? DONT YOU SEE IM SO OUT OF HIS LEAGUE LMFAO BOI I HAVE STANDARDS”

-*cue a single tear running down mark’s face*

-but like, if mark asked you to be his fake boyfriend/girlfriend, you’d do it

-you care about him man!!! youd do anything for him

-if someone flirts with you and you seem extremely uncomfortable, cUE MARK SWOOPING IN AND HELPING YOU OUT

-”ayyyyy, baby who’s this?” -mark, as he flings an arm around your shoulder

-you were just like “????? LOL WYD” but then you realized he was helping you out and went along with it

-you can call mark at like 4am and ask him to help you out with anything and he’d be over in a second

-literally

-he lives like, right beside you

-or he did live beside you, before he left for korea ;-;

-bUT THAT’S FOR LATER

-when he did live in vancouver, you guys were neighbours and he could literally climb into your bedroom through your window

-he only did it once tho bc he almost fell and he’s not about that life

-he raps random things under his breath and youre literally the only one who can understand him

-he raps to you and asks you for your opinion omg!!!!

-you guys share food a lot

-like, if he has food, it’s automatically your food too

-one time, you had a piece of bread at school (YOU WERE RUNNING LATE AND BREAD WAS THE ONLY THING YOU COULD GRAB DONT QUESTION YOURSELF)

-and he walked up to you, saw your bread and took a bite out of it before saying hi

-a bunch of your friends were there too and they were like “??? um r u just gonna let him do that to you y/n”

-sometimes it backfires tho

-like, hear me out man

-one time, you ate this AWFUL piece of mochi

-you took a bite and was like “oMG MARK U GOTTA TRY THIS IT’S… SO GOOD!!”

-so he was like “omg ok!!” and took a bite

-he started choking and screaming about how bad it was

-if youre really clumsy and shit, you and mark are literal messes together

-you destroy EVERYTHING together

-in stores where there are toy sections, youre the type of people to turn on a toy and run away bc you cant turn the toy off

-you guys are also the type of people the bump into the shelves and knock everything down

-BUT if you arent a mess, you look out for him a lot

-whenever you walk together, he’d trip but you’d grab the back of his shirt and yank him back up before he meets the ground

-you two would be crossing the street and he’d start walking into oncoming traffic but you’d pULL him back and yell at him about safety and shit oh my goddd

-”YOU COULDVE FUCKING DIED YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD DONT DO THAT TO ME OMG”

-he’s so touched bc omg you care about him!!!

-i gotta end this it’s getting too long omg


haechan

-hae is basically your mom

-he gives you the BEST advice in the SASSIEST ways

-you like taking him shopping bc he gives good fashion advice

-he is BRUTALLY honest

-”haE WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS TOP”

-”uh unless youre trying to attract old sugar daddies born in the 80s, i dont think so honey”

-youre a HUGE sweetheart to other people but when youre around hae, youre a completely different person

-”oh omg, hi jaehee!! how are you today???” -you to a classmate

-”lmFAO SUP DWEEB WANNA GET COFFEE AFTER SCHOOL, YOURE PAYING” -you to hae on a daily basis

-your parents consider him as their son

-theyre always like “why arent you more like haechan y/n???”

-but youre always like “YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND MOM, HE’S A DEMON”

-you put his contact name as “demon bitch” 

-he put yours as “demon sidekick”

-when he buys food for himself, he buys food for you too

-you never question it

-”hey lmfao nice shirt it looks ugly” -hae, as he casually hands you a sandwich

-”lol thanks, it’s yours” -you, taking a bite of the sandwich

-you guys roast each other CONSTANTLY if you havent noticed

-hae trips one time and you started laughing really hard and screamed “NICE FUCKING JOB NERD”

-to be fair, hae teases you for all your spelling mistakes and typos

-you texted him “yo where are yuo”

-and he responded with “idek man where’re Y U O”

-”stfu dude you know what i meant”

-”*yuo”

-fuck dude it bothers you so much lmfao 

-your parents let him into the house one time but like, you guys didnt discuss any plans so you didnt know

-he barged into your room with a bottle of nestea and flopped down on your bed and pulled out his phone like it was his fucking bedroom lmfao

-the first time he did that, it scared the shit out of you but after awhile, you got used to it so all you do when he does that now is just carry on with whatever you were doing

-you’d be like on your laptop at your desk and he’d walk in 

-and you’d say like “hi dweeb” and he’d respond with “sup bitch”

-you guys can go to each other’s houses and just stay on your phones for the entire duration of the visit

-you guys would show each other dumb videos and dank memes during those silent visits tho lmfao

-you guys like sending memes to each other

-you’d send a meme to him at like 3am and he’d respond with more memes instead of questioning you

-when you post selfies, he’s alway the one to comment “SLAY QUEEN HOLY FUCK” or “ew ur walls are an ugly colour” there’s literally no in-between

-i feel like you two are snapchat hoes and use it all the time together lmfao

-you guys probably sing badly really loudly all the time

-like, hae’s voice is life man but he’s like, SCREAMING the lyrics with you

-you probably try to do lyric pranks on hae but he is not about that life

-you guys roast each other and shit but wont let anyone else do the same

-you guys tell each other EVERYTHING

-like, if someone says shit about you to hae and hae ‘promises not to tell’, he’ll tell you as soon as he sees you in person

-”this bitch told me that they didnt like you, so theyre dead to me now”

-HAE IS SUCH A LOWKEY SWEETHEART AND YOU KNOW THAT


jeno

-OH MY GODDD JENOO’S THE TYPE OF BESTFRIEND THAT IS ALWAYS POSITIVE AND HAPPY AND CHEERFUL

-everybody’s always like “omg how is jeno so happy and positive all the time??? he never cries or is sad!!!”

-but youve seen him cry countless times and everybody else hasnt spoken to his sad soul at 4am :///

-he doesnt want you or anyone else to be sad so he stays cheerful all the time!!

-just seeing his lil smile can make your day 10000 times better

-he’s not confrontational at all but you are lmfao

-he literally has to hold you back

-like, you wont fight someone if they insult you 

-but if someone even LOOKS at jeno funny, you bEST BELIEVE THEY BETTER RUN NO ONE INSULTS JENO IN FRONT OF YOU

-IT’S LIKE SAM AND CARLY FROM ICARLY LMFAO

-nobody messes with jeno man

-someone made the mistake of bullying jeno one time

-and you bEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM LMFAO OH MY GOD

-listen here i dont condone violence but bro,,,

-anyways, you were like, the last one to find out

-everybody knew EXCEPT you

-jeno made SURE that you wouldnt find out

-you found out anyway and DECKED the guy messing with him lmfao

-he had a black eye for like a month

-you got really mad at him for not telling you but you couldnt stay mad bc he said he didnt wanna bother you ;-;

-jeno isnt one for violence but he’s scarily good at revenge

-like, he can ruin lives for you man

-but he promised not to just for u ♡  

-jeno stays over a LOT

-his parents treat you like youre their child and your parents treat him like he’s their child

-you guys probably link arms while you two walk together omg

-you guys probably take aesthetic af pictures of food (ONLY FOOD!!!) and post them on instagram

-when you guys go out, you guys just go out to cafes, bakeries, restuarants, food/drink related places

-your instagram feeds are just food and candid pics of each other lmfao

-YOU GUYS PROBABLY HELP EACH OTHER CHOOSE FILTERS OMG

-i bet my left foot you guys watch kdramas together

-your families go on vacation together a lot

-it’s like a big joint family man

-you guys have a running thing where you try to take the UGLIEST pics of each other

-jeno probably makes a lot of dumb jokes but they never fail to make you laugh

-he’s such a sweet lil bunny all he wants to do is be your best friend and hug you ;-; ♡