I need a threesome spinoff now of Pitch/Jack/Anton! No regrets!
Lol, there’s been a couple of people who’ve mentioned this!
You’re welcome to write it, anon. :D
(Which isn’t to say that I’m not thinking about it, lol, just that between What If and a few other things, I’m not sure if/when I’ll ever get to it. Since Anton is a genuine switch, and already knows how to faciliate threesomes - as does Pitch - I feel like a Pitch/Jack/Anton threesome would go pretty damn well tbh).
YALL THE FORMATION TOUR STARTED LAST NIGHT AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT BEYONCE PERFORMED HALO AND IM CRYING
JUST IMAGINE THAT JACK GOT BITTY TICKETS TO SEE BEYONCE AS A SURPRISE AND HE’S SO EXCITED TO HEAR LEMONADE AND SONGS FROM THE SELF TITLED ALBUM AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONCERT HE HEARS THE BEGINNING OF HALO START AND HE JUST GOES STILL AND CAN’T BREATH BC HE’S SEEING B E Y O N C E PERFORM THIS SONG LIVE AND JACK IS SMILING AT HIM AND BITTY LOOKS UP AT HIM W TEARY EYES AND IS JUST SO HAPPY AND IM JUST SO UPSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agent Carter’s season 1 finale will always remind me of Titanic’s, like everyone is clapping at Peggy when she walks in the room and everyone claps at Rose when she walks in the first class staircase meanwhile their Jacks are giving their backs at them and then turn to look at her when she’s close to them… and she throws something meaningful for them to the water in a meaningful place for their loved ones??? In Peggy’s case Steve’s blood in the Brooklyn Bridge and Rose the necklace in the place where the Titanic sank and Jack died.
im freezing my butt off while trying to go to sleep so im thinking about zimbits to occupy myself until i can…
it snowed the other day, in APRIL, and its been really cold out. i want to think about this awful weather hitting samwell and bitty is horrified because its SO COLD. HE CANT GET WARM. ITS AWFUL. and then theres jack who is on the other end of this (he and ransom are like “bit brisk out, eh?”). tho jack notices how much bitty is shivering and doesnt even chirp him
so like. cuddles for warmth. jack brings bitty a heavy blanket originally but he finds himself dragged into providing bitty with body warmth. (hes not complaining though)
Okay so I think Jack. But it's probably just me projecting? Because when I have panic attacks I tend to like scratch at myself until I'm just red everywhere and sometimes it breaks the skin which is Not Fun afterwards so like what if Jack does that?
no i bet he does!! and like hair pulling and stuff because pain is grounding, but he doesn’t consciously want to hurt himself
I bet Mark gets turned on when Jack wears his clothes. Like his lucky flannel or logo t-shirt. Or especially his Markiplier pajama bottoms. I can just imagine Jack wearing Mark’s clothes around him on purpose because he knows what’ll happen.
Hahaha I bet from the perspective of like a dumbass ESPN commentator, Jack looks like the messed-up kid with mental health problems, while Kent Parson looks like a shining example of stability and good life choices.
One of the main reasons I tend to stick with Jack ‘til the very end is because he reminds me of my father. 1) They’re Irish (my dad is an Irish-American) 2) My dad always said he was Big Boss & I was Little Boss 3) Both love video games and 4) Very loud, and I bet if my dad was still alive today, he’d like Jack as much as I do. And probably threaten that there can only be one Big Boss.
honestly like i wonder how jack reacted when he found out that bitty had NO idea who bad bob was. like jack’s identity in the media for basically his entire life has been “bad bob’s son who will follow in his footsteps” and i bet Jack gets a lot of stuff like “jack? oh man, you’re bad bob zimmerman’s son!” and it’s overwhelming sometimes
like I know jack wasn’t too fond of bitty when they first met but it’s like… i wonder if jack felt nice talking to bitty because bitty just sees Jack as the hardass captain of the hockey team and nothing else
and then i have this headcanon that Jack would always be drawn to people in his classes who have no connection to hockey or know literally nothing about it because altho he loves hockey so much it’s just so overwhelming and it’s great to be anonymous sometimes