i bet i get 0 notes *cry

how is there like,,,, NO content whatsoever for hando??? i bet if lando was white y’all would be ALL over two young scoundrels or whatever travelling the galaxy together swindling tf out of everyone n shit……….the HISTORY,,,,,,, the CHEMISTRY,,,,,,,, fine ass billy dee williams and fucken harrison ford’s rogueishly handsome face or whatever everyone’s sayin these days but nooooo…….just a couple moodboards, not even 50 fics on ao3…i would probably cry tears of joy if i saw some fanart….okay rant over……..

The Joker x Reader - “Note to Batsy”

From time to time The Joker likes to light up a Batsy signal and bless Gotham’s vigilante with random handwritten messages. Bruce Wayne keeps them all, hoping that one of these days he’ll find something useful that will get Mister J busted for good. So far, no luck: even if the papers have fingerprints all over, there is never a match.

Here is the latest letter Batsy just found on top of the tallest building in Gotham:

NOTE TO BATSY

- I really wanna show you my kid; I have to admit me and Y/N made a very cute baby thanks to my awesome genes and her beauty. Maybe afterwards we can go for a drink. Wait, she’ll kill me if I go drinking and take the baby (don’t read this part, nobody can kill me). But anyway, if we end up going with the kid, don’t be a snitch and tell on me T___T

Wow, what an entitled prick! Bruce thinks, continuing to read. I am not a snitch!

- My Queen has a complaint: when she busted me out of Arkham last week, she noticed that the new straitjacket is a darker gray than the old one. Y/N said it doesn’t go well with my blue eyes, but the previous model did. I’m pretty sure I’ll end up there again so can you tell those guys to switch back to what they use to have? I don’t want my girl upset over such a trivial thing. She absolutely hates it when an outfit doesn’t match my eyes.

- I think I “accidentally” (Ha!Ha!Ha!) blew up your Batmobile today. I have a new grenade launcher I wanted to test, saw your car and Kaboom! But I think nothing happened to it; seemed alright afterwards except the two cracked windows, one flat tire and a bunch of scratches. So if you were wondering who did that, it was me. Were you inside? If you were, that was pretty cool, huh? You’re welcome.

That insane lunatic, it was him! Batsy huffs, annoyed. He had his suspicions.

- We have Commissar Gordon. I really wanted to kill him but Y/N likes him for some reason. Hold on…We had Commissar Gordon, my Kitten set him free like…5 minutes ago, she just told me. My God, do you ever have problems with your woman?! My Queen does what she pleases and she gets on my nerves sometimes. Any advice? Don’t read that, I don’t need advice from you.

- Can you be more careful when you chase us? Two nights ago we had a date and you almost ruined it. I had to take a sharp turn on 84th and Glisson St., she clenched to my arm so hard she broke a nail. A NAIL! My Doll hates breaking nails! I had to hear about it since. Can you be more considerate?! Pay attention to what you’re doing, man! If this happens again I will send my Pumpkin to you and see how you like to hear about it 24/7. Yes, this is a threat.

I don’t think you want to deal with her, she’s a tough little cookie. OMG, I love cookies and we just run out of the dark chocolate chip ones. If we meet for that drink so you can see the baby, can you bring me some? All my henchmen are away with business -see? I keep you busy, you’re welcome – and I am too important to go get that myself. And I can’t send my Princess; if she breaks another nail I’m screwed.

What the hell is he ranting about?! Bruce squints his eyes because he already forgot what the paragraph was about. He reads the last part again and sighs: Definitely needs some strong medications…

- Y/N wants to have at least 3 more kids.  AT LEAST THREE!!! Aren’t you happy there will be more like me around? I think it’s awesome - you’re welcome. I am tired from being a dad but I manage, I’m not The Joker for nothing.

- Oh, this is my request: next time I end up in Arkham I want to be in a glass cell. Why the hell did they put me behind brick walls last time?! How is everyone supposed to enjoy my handsomeness and breathtaking personality if they don’t see or hear me?! I bet the ladies were upset. Don’t tell my Queen though; she gets really jealous when other girls look my way. But how could I help it? I am just God’s gift to humanity – you’re welcome again by the way.

- I have to cut it short now, the baby’s crying and I am on dad duty at the penthouse because Y/N is breaking into Gotham Bank to steal some diamonds she wants badly. By the time you read this it should all be done with. Let me know when you wanna see my kid.

Another memorable note, Batsy concludes, folding the paper and placing it inside his belt. But I kind of want to see the baby…

Also read- MASTERLIST:

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153664676321/joker-x-reader-masterlist

Just Mino Things

The baby of G Dragon (don’t lie, they do kinda look alike), SONG MINHO (Mino). BIAS BIAS BIAS c: YOU ARE SO DAMN HANDSOME LIKE I STILL CAN’T GET OVER IT. His charismatic voice while he is rapping always kills me, always, no matter what. HE MAY BE THE ONE WHO WROTE BODY (such a dirty song but it was mino….MY OVARIES) BUT DON’T FORGET HE WAS ALSO THE ONE WHO HAD A DUCK FAMILY AND MADE A RAP WITH THEM DURING WINNERTV. (Gifs are not mine)

Originally posted by vogueksoo

Originally posted by kppoptrash

Like most rappers, he may seem like a sexy beast on stage (OK HE IS A SEXY BEAST) BUT HE’S A SUPER SWEET PERSON <3 HE’S LIKE AN ACTUAL FLUFFY DOG THAT YOU WANNA PROTECT BUT THIS MAN GOT IT. 

Originally posted by bbcblackjack

Originally posted by ynhyngs

Even though he was supposed to be the leader of Winner, it doesn’t matter to him, he loves Winner no matter what. (Especially the dumb and dumber combo with Seunghoon xD, gets me every time that they are up to something). 

Originally posted by pantuky

NOW THIS MAN, I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR HIM BECAUSE ONCE HE RAPPED HIS SONG CALLED FEAR LIVE ON SHOW ME THE MONEY 4?! THE LYRICS THAT MINO WROTE CAME FROM HIS VERY BIG HEART. “Don’t stop, there’s still a lot to do
Look at the photo of your parents, providing for you
You’re the mirror to your younger siblings, you’re the star of your family
Only when you cut back on your sleep,
can they peacefully sleep
Hey you idiot, don’t make it obvious
Be strong, I know you’re lonely
But you need to get through it,
are you crying? Be a man
Stop crying and take responsibility once more.”

THESE LYRICS ARE AMAZING AND I CRIED MY EYES OUT WHEN HE SHOUTED OUT HIS FATHER AND HE WAS THERE IN THE CROWD WATCHING HIS SON PERFORM WITH THE AMAZING TAEYANG. MINO YOU ARE SUCH A WONDERFUL SON AND IM SURE YOU PARENTS WOULD SAY THE SAME THING. (please check out his song fear if you haven’t heard of it)

Originally posted by cheonjaes

CANDY TEACHER! I love him with kids….of course. The kids were so pure and showed Mino how pure life is. On his birthday, all of the kids got him something especially one girl who gave him a mask because he’s a rapper, she didn’t want him to get sick….IM NOT CRYING, YOU ARE (Jk I totally am) AND HE STARTED TO CRY BECAUSE OF THAT! HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT LOVE THIS MAN?! AND THEN WHEN THEY WERE SLEEPING TOGETHER?! MAJOR HUSBAND MATERIAL (K I’m done)

Originally posted by elmosanica

Originally posted by minhosducks

BUT WAIT, THIS MAN CAN ALSO PULL OFF A MULLET XD He has such bad luck with bets I swear. AND THEN HE SANG A FEW LINES IN THEIR SONG CALLED FOOL?! HIS LOW NOTES OML I THINK I DIED A LITTLE.

Originally posted by zico-mino-trash

Originally posted by minhosducks

Mino, mino, mino. He will always be one of my favorite rappers in the kpop scene (even as an underground rapper). His lyrics are based on his life and past experiences, he has gone through so much with Winner. Winner is a family to him and so is inner circle. YOU ARE AMAZING MINO AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE COMEBACK. I’M READY. KEEP WORKING HARD BUT ALSO KEEP UP WITH YOUR HEALTH PLEASE <3 ALSO THIS MAN CAN FUCKIN DRAW LIKE A PRO…I WANT HIS HANDS. (Inner circle add more!)

Originally posted by hugeboy---mino

Originally posted by hugeboy---mino

Originally posted by kimbbuyo

Originally posted by seungyoon

Just Seungyoon Things

Just Jinwoo Things

Just Seunghoon Things

Just Taehyun Things

Just Winner Things

Story Time! By a starstruck Lo/\e

Okay, gather around munchkins cuz ima bout to tell yall about my water incident at the nu'est concert in dallas (i still cry over this TBH)

So a little backstory: my parents took me and 2 of my friends to see nu'est when they came to dallas back in 2015?? (Note: this was the first time they have EVER done something like this for me so YOU CAN BET I CRIED MULTIPLE TIMES DURING THAT WHOLE TRIP; i cried 4 times the day OF the concert) so we had vip tickets, which meant we got to get something signed by them and take a picture with them too (i posted the pic a while back, i’ll reblog it again if yall want me to, i look so scared tho 😂)
OKAY SO
this happened after the concert (which was so good and they sounded so good and ARON NOTICED ME WITH MY FANSIGN TWICE BITCH HOW) and a friend that we met there bought us some waters. With no caps for some reason.
….This is an important factor to the story.
So my phone case was signed by minhyun, ren, and jr (ren told me he loved me and i was SHELL SHOCKED, and Jonghyun looked so tired DAMN IT) so then it was aron’s turn. We said hi to each other and he was signing when i went, oh, i got you something. I put my OPEN water down and grabbed the stuffed dinosaur plushie that has a letter to him on its back (theres a whole other story to that plushie but long story short: my friend and i didnt see the gift bin outside so the security guard told us it was okay to give it to them in person). Now, to people new to me, in case i never made it clear enough: aron is my bias in nu'est. he is my LOVE. He was my ultimate for 2 ½ YEARS (damn you jeongmin, why did you push him off), especially when we were at this concert. I was completely paralyzed; he was gorgeous (i mean, they ALL were, but my heart exploded when i got to aron) so you CANT BLAME ME for what happened next. (It was also my first concert too S O)
He looked up, saw the plushie, said “oh, thank you”, and took it from my hand (sadly not in the cliche “we touched hands and there was a spark” way). I dont even remember if i said welcome?? But anyway, he passed my phone case to baekho and i was about to say hi when i was like, oh my water
YALL
NO ONE WAS READY
I reached out to grab it, but instead of GRABBING IT LIKE I WANTED TO, i literally just, bumped it with my palm. And everything happened so fast.
It SPILLED
IN FRONT OF ARON
okay not in front but it was a little to the side, thankfully it was where the tables were connected so the water kinda gathered there
I never picked up a water bottle SO FAST IN MY LIFE. My cheeks were on FIRE, and i kept saying, oh my god im so sorry im really sorry.
Poor aron, i felt like he felt me cuz he was like, “oh no its okay its okay” the manager that they had was behind and had the “oh god” face. They cleaned it up and i just kept apologizing and honestly, i was CLOSE. TO CRYING. Thankfully only the tablecloth got wet. I walked over to baekho and his smile was so beautiful and pure that i legit forgot any sorrow i had in me. But then when he handed me back my phone and i walked away, i wanted to tear up, but i DIDNT.

The end lmao, this still haunts me
My friend is like, “he’ll always remember you as the girl who spilled water” and I JUST DONT
Is this my legacy

PS: On the upside, my other friend, who was behind me in the line THANK THE LORD, said that while i was contemplating dying right there, aron looked at the plushie and said “rawr” while moving it on the table before giving it the manager for safe keeping. MY BABE ISNT HE PRECIOUS

Songs about John Mayer analysis:

“This is about, well, a guy, as usual. This was a guy that I was sort of enamored with. This song got its title by something that I just said randomly in conversation. [When] he walked out of the room, I turned to one of my friends and said, ‘It’s like watching Superman fly away.’” - Taylor Swift, Kansas City 2011

“It was at an awards show and there had been this falling-out between me and this guy, I think both of us had so much that we wanted to say, but we’re sitting six seats away from each other, just fighting this silent war of ‘I don’t care that you’re here. I remember getting home and sitting at the kitchen table, and saying to my mom, 'It was like I was standing alone in a crowded room.’ That’s when my eyes glazed over, and I got distracted and walked away to write.” She added, “My mom is used to me doing that.” - Taylor Swift on TSOU, New York Times 2011

Superman & Ours:

Superman: “He’s got his mother’s eyes, his father’s ambition,” Both John and Margaret Mayer have the same shade of brown eyes. John Mayer initially went ot college to study education - following in the footsteps of his high school principal father, Richard Mayer. 

Superman: “Something in his deep brown eyes got me seeing that he’s not all bad like his reputation and I can’t hear one single word they say.” Ours: “Seems like there’s always someone who disapproves/The verdict comes from those with nothing else to do/It’s not theirs to speculate if it’s wrong,” By the time Taylor and John Mayer became a public item he was already notorious for dating/bedding many other high profile women such as Jennifer Love-Hewit, Vanessa Carlton, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston and more - as mentioned in Dear John “My mother accused me of losing my mind”, Taylor dating John Mayer was not popular by her family’s stance as well as the medias’.

Ours: “I love the gap between your teeth/Any snide remarks from my father about your tattoos will be ignored,“ Originally this fandom dismissed Ours being about John Mayer because to state the obvious - he doesn’t have a gap between his teeth! But, upon closer inspection, between John Mayer’s two front bottom incisors there is a very noticeable gap when the photo is taken from above; something the average person would be oblivious too. Back in 2006 when Taylor’s debut album was in the process of being released, she’d joked live on air that if it sold more than 10,000 copies in the first week of sales she would get a heart (that she often Sharpie’d onto her foot anyway) permanently inked. Much to Taylor’s shock, her album sold almost 4 times that wild bet - 39,000 copies! Shortly afterwards she was prompted by the same radio presenter who asked if she was really going to get herself a tattoo, to which she responded “Yeah, I thought about it, but my dad threatened to take it off with a belt sander - so note to self, don’t get a tattoo.”

The Story Of Us, Dear John & I Knew You Were Trouble:

Superman: “He’s complicated, he’s irrational,”  TSOU: “So many walls up I can’t break through,” Dear John: “Wondering whch version of you I might get on the phone tonight,” IKYWT: “No apologies he’ll never see you cry, pretends he doesn’t know that he’s the reason why you’re drowning.” Even in the song supposedly written as a homage for John Mayer before he and Taylor were ever in a relationship, she describes his character as being very nonsensical and complex - almost foreshadowing to his manipulative behaviour recorded in the later songs.

TSOU: “A simple complication, miscommunication leads to fall out,” Dear John: “Counting my footsteps, praying the floor won’t fall through again,” Both these lyrics reference to somebody who is prone to overreacting about menial things and dishing out severe consequences - proving the “he’s not all bad like his reputation” line from Superman to be reconsidered.

Ours: “Ghosts from your past gonna jump out at me, lurking in the shadows with their lipgloss smiles,” Dear John: “I’ll look back and regret how I ignored when they said run as fast as you can,” IKYWT: “A new notch in your belt is all I’ll ever be/You never loved me or her, or anyone or anything.” During the confirmation stage of their relationship, Jennifer Aniston was interviewed on air and the topic of John Mayer and Taylor Swift was brought up - Jennifer Aniston’s automatic response was “Taylor, run girl, run.”

But possibly the most kick-to-the-gut parallel of all these supposed John Mayer tribute songs comes from the chorus to Ours and the bridge to Dear John, detailing the moment Taylor realised that the one thing she loved most was the one thing that was determind to bring her down.

Ours: “Don’t you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine.”

Dear John: “I’m shining like fireworks over your sad empty town.”

Secret messages:

The Story Of Us: CMT AWARDS in referral to the infamous awkward encounter between Taylor and John Mayer when he was unexpectedly invited to perform at the CMT Awards of 2010.

Dear John: LOVED YOU FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY is an undeniable Superman reference, practically confirming these songs are about the same person.

I Knew You Were Trouble: WHEN YOU SAW ME DANCING Taylor and John Mayer met at the MET Gala 2008, where there undoubtedly would’ve been some dancing. This could also be a reference to when they first romantically hit it off, at a party or another award show.

tonkola  asked:

S4 AU post 4x14. Caroline and Klaus help the rest of the gang against Silas and she falls for him along the way. Cookies if everybody slowly becomes Team Klaroline after seeing what a somewhat better person Klaus is around her and because of her.

For the lovely @tonkola​, I’m picking this up after 4x16 (and moving through subsequent episodes). I kind of skirt around anything else that might have happened that episode (ahem, drunken decisions with werewolves), and there’s definitely not a baby in Klaus’s future.


Beyond Annoying || Klaroline

“Caroline,” Stefan called, entering the Forbes’ house. “I just came from the hospital, your mom said there were patients drained of blood.” He couldn’t hear anything, but he saw lamplight glowing from her bedroom. He tapped the door. “Caroline?”

Finally, he heard sniffles. “Come in,” she croaked.

Worried she was in pain, Stefan rushed in to find her curled under three blankets and her face covered in tears. “What’s wrong,” he asked. “Your mom’s okay, I promise. Damon’s taking Elena on a road trip, so she won’t go after Liz anymore.”

“I know,” Caroline answered, wiping her eyes with an annoyed scoff. “It’s stupid, we already broke up, but I didn’t expect this.” She pushed a crumpled piece of paper toward him, the one Matt had given her when he explained the Lockwood mansion now belonged to him. “He’s really gone.”

Sighing, Stefan settled himself next to her on the bed. His broken smile betrayed how painfully lonely they both were when she instantly curled an arm around his waist. “I’m sorry,” he said, softly stroking her back. “What’s the saying? ‘This, too, shall pass’?”

She huffed out a disbelieving laugh. “I’ll buy that if you do,” she offered, silently touching on the fact that his brother and his ex-girlfriend were currently together.

“Fair enough,” Stefan conceded. Luckily, a thought struck him. “I bet cleaning up after Elena’s rager will help you feel better.”

Caroline looked up, narrowing her eyes in faux anger, only to relax into him. “I hate that you’re right,” she muttered sleepily. Crying really took it out of her.

“Get some rest,” Stefan said, carefully extracting himself from her bed. “I’ll see you in the morning?”

Nodding, she gave him a watery smile. “Thanks,” she answered.

“You’re the one cleaning my house,” Stefan said, shrugging as he left the room.

She almost laughed at the note of levity, always unexpected from the broody Salvatore. Maybe a day with her best friend wouldn’t be so bad.

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I really have to say a few words about these guys. 

Muse is my favourite band, and Uno was the first song I ever heard of them. It was actually like a shock for an 11 years old girl, the emotions of it where overwhelming, but here we go, 9 years passed and this is still the song that went with me through thick and thin, just like many others. Muse is the only band I can just put a shuffle of all the albums on my phone and listen to them without getting bored. Their music cheers me up when I’m down, brings me to tears when I need to cry and calms me when I’m stressed out. I think that there is no other band where the singer puts so much of his soul in every note and in ever word in his lyrics. Matt is a real genius of our generation, pity that so many people just can’t see it. I bet that one day, Muse if going to be taught in music schools, unlike One Direction, Justin Bieber and the rest of that untalented, super famous utter shit. 

I have seen Muse live only once and I can surely say that it was one of the happiest moments of my life, their concerts put hearts on fire

Just a little PSA.

See this?

This is a disabled parking space, unless you are disabled DON’T PARK HERE. You want to know why they are so close to the door or the shop/hospital (wherever you are) it’s because not everyone who is disabled has a wheelchair/needs a wheelchair. You want to know why else you shouldn’t park here, WELL FOR ONE IF YOU DO AND YOU DON’T NEED TO PARK HERE, YOU’RE A DICK. 

JUST BECAUSE THERE’S RAIN, IT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO PARK HERE. YOU  KNOW WHY PEOPLE WHO ARE DISABLED NEED THESE SPACES BECAUSE WHEN IT’S PISSING IT DOWN AND YOU’RE IN A WHEELCHAIR YOU’RE GOING TO GET WET, NOT EVERYONE HAS A PONCHO THAT KEEPS NOT ONLY YOU BUT ALSO THE CHAIR FROM GETTING WET. BECAUSE THEN YOU ARE SITTING IN A SOAKING WET CHAIR, AND YOUR UNDERWEAR IS WET AND YOUR TROUSERS ARE WET AND IT’S LIKE SITTING A CHAIR WHEN YOU’VE JUST WET YOURSELF. So rain isn’t an excuse for parking in a disabled parking space, there are people who are on crutches, or have a cane and that makes them slow walkers, which means they’re probably going to get even more wet than you, who has had to park maybe 100 meters away. 

See this?

The white lines (sometimes yellow depending where you are). DON’T PARK HERE. 

These are here for a reason, I don’t care if there isn’t another parking space, I COULDN’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. These are here because for those disabled users in a wheelchair they need space to wheel the chair next to the car door, so when you park here, I CAN’T GET OUT OF THE CAR. I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE ‘ONLY GOING TI BE TWO MINUTES’, HONESTLY I DON’T, YOU KNOW WHY, BECAUSE YOU’VE LIMITED MY ACCESS BY PARKING THERE, I AM EITHER UNABLE TO GET IN/OUT OF THE CAR. 

See this?

THIS MEANS I CAN PARK WHEREVER THE FUCK I WANT, AND I DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER TO YOU. I can guarantee that they do not give these out very easily, it took me 6 months, and three tries to get my blue badge, and the amount of paperwork it took me to get it was ridiculous, so they don’t just give these out willy nilly. 

JUST ANOTHER REMINDER, NOT ALL DISABILITIES ARE VISIBLE OKAY, SO IF I HAVE A BLUE BADGE I CAN PARK IN A DISABLED BAY, GOT IT?

See these?

DON’T. JUST DON’T. 

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL, THAT YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO JUDGE US? IF YOU STICK A NOTE LIKE THIS ON MY CAR, IT GIVES OTHER PEOPLE THE IMPRESSION THAT I’M A SELFISH LITTLE SHIT, WHEN THAT’S NOT THE CASE. 

WHILE YOU’RE BUSY JUDGING ME BECAUSE I MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE CAR AND WALK, YOU’RE COMPLETELY MISSING THE FACT THAT THERE’S A BLUE BADGE ON MY WINDSCREEN. 

YOU KNOW WHAT, DON’T CONFRONT ME EITHER, THAT’S EVEN WORSE THAN A NOTE, BECAUSE YOU ARE PUBLICLY HUMILIATING ME AND PUBLICLY SHAMING ME.   

And too be honest there’s a chance I’ll get upset and cry, or I’ll be rude right back to you, SO DON’T GET PISSY AT ME WHEN I DO. 

See this?

The pavement is lowered for a reason here. DON’T PARK HERE. YOU’RE BLOCKING ME FROM GETTING OFF THE PAVEMENT AND THAT JUST MAKES YOU A GIANT DICK. 

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WERE EFFECTIVELY TRAPPED ON THE PAVEMENT AND CAN’T GET DOWN, HUH? I BET YOU WOULD GET A LITTLE PISSED OFF, WELL HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL, BECAUSE NOT ONLY WILL I NOT BE ABLE TO GET DOWN, I PROBABLY WON’T BE ABLE TO GET PASS YOUR CAR BECAUSE YOU PARK LIKE A 7 YEAR OLD, SO I’LL HAVE TO GO BACK ON MYSELF UNTIL I FIND ANOTHER PART OF THE PAVEMENT THAT HAS BEEN LOWERED. 

See this?

UNLESS YOU ARE DISABLED DON’T USE THE DISABLED BATHROOM.

Yes, I get it, maybe the line for the ladies is a little long and you might be desperate, but that IS NOT AN EXCUSE. Yes, maybe it’s a great place to take your kid for when you both need the loo, or maybe if just you need the loo, but you want to make sure they don’t wander off, BUT SEE ALL THIS SPACE, IT’S NOT SO YOUR KIDS CAN RUN AROUND, THERE’S SO MUCH SPACE SO YOU CAN TURN A WHEELCHAIR ROUND, AND WITH MY DRIVING SKILLS, I NEED A BATHROOM TWICE THIS BIG (I don’t even know why I’m allowed in a car, never mind a wheelchair.).

SOME PUBLIC BATHROOMS EVEN HAVE THESE LITTLE FUCKERS NOW, SO YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR USING THE DISABLED BATHROOM, AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PEOPLE USING DISABLED BATHROOMS FOR SEX.

See this?

DON’T USE THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE TO. AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO, AT LEAST HAVE THE COMMON CURTSEY TO GET OUT OF THE BLOODY LIFT AND LET SOMEONE WHO HAS A WHEELCHAIR IN, OR A PUSHCHAIR, OR SOMEONE ON CRUTCHES. BECAUSE BELIEVE IT OR NOT WHEELCHAIRS CAN’T GO UPSTAIRS, AND THEY CAN’T GO UP ESCALATORS, SHOCKING THAT, ISN’T IT. 

BUT DON’T CALL OUT PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THE LIFT AND PRESUME THEY ARE LAZY, BECAUSE NOT ALL DISABILITIES ARE VISIBLE, DON’T ASK SOMEONE TO GET OUT, BECAUSE THERE’S A CHANCE THAT THEY MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO USE THE STAIRS. 

NOT ALL DISABILITIES ARE VISIBLE.

THE WORLD IS NOT BUILT FOR PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES, (I MEAN HAVE YOU TRIED TO ANYWHERE IN THE SNOW WHEN YOU ARE IN A WHEELCHAIR OR ON CRUTCHES, THAT SHIT IS HARD) SO DON’T MAKE OUR LIFE ANY HARDER THAN THEY ALREADY ARE. 

Thank you. 

RWBY Vol.4 Episode 11 Review (Spoilers)
  • Cinder training against Beowolves is pretty much exactly how I wrote in ‘The Downward Spiral’ I love when I’m right by accident.
  • Whimpering and crying, oh so that’s what they’re doing; taking arguably the most charismatic villain and turning him into a punchline. Cool.
  • Okay shit; bet you’re extra glad Qrow showed up when he did now aren’t ya. Also worth noting that Salem let that happen, keep that in mind people she will 100% throw her people under the bus the second it becomes convenient.
  • Y E S !  F U C K  Y E S ! The arm got a paintjob, Yang is ready to fist Adam up to the elbow, get hype.
  • Her bike! yes, my fucking heart can’t take anymore.
  • I think Tai is just a little bit heartbroken.
  • Yeah she’s going to Mistral; as much as I’d love a Bees reunion family comes first.
  • Weiss is mobile, I repeat Weiss is mobile
  • Klien you beautiful man I could kiss your gleaming bald spot! I new I was right to trust you the second I saw you.
  • Whitley knows, he knows this has got set up written on it in big fucking letter.
  • Oh, so Weiss learns about Mistral….so that’s how ¾ of RWBY meet up.
  • General James Irontrump.
  • COCKNEY CRIMINAL VOICE KLIEN! I need so much more of it.
  • Weiss calls him family, we needed that didn’t we.
  • Sun FFS it was a glorified taser burn, put your shirt on and stop milking it.
  • She finally called them by their names.
  • “I can promise Yang would say the same” is that Sun acknowledging that Yang potentially has feelings for Blake?
  • Oh so Adam really has gone rogue and plans to usurp Sienna Khan.
  • Also he’s going to attack Mistral, so Team RWBY reunion eary/mid Vol.5?
  • Y E S  B L A K E  T H I S  I S  W H Y  W E  L O V E D  Y O U.
  • Did anyone else’s heart break for Ren there?
  • Okay someone needs to unfreeze Ren….I need all of them to survive this.

All in all a good episode, but I’m sure some people will find things to complain about, they always do.