James: Look at him being all “I’m a cool teacher”. Wanker.
Lily: Shut up you are just jealous.
James: Jealous? Jealous?! He became everything we hated Lils.
Lily: You are as dramatic as Sirius today Jamie.
James: Ooh, the Longbottom kid is first, I bet he is afraid of Augusta, Merlin knows Frankie was.
Lily: Did he just say-
James: Oh yes he did. That bastard bullied that kid so much, he became his biggest fear.
Lily: I- I’m-
James: I’m so excited! He is gonna make Snivellus look like Augusta, I remember that red handbag!
*Wands at the ready, Remus opens the wardrobe Snape walks out*
Lily: *watching warily* He looks so different, like he is taller.
James: It’s because the poor kid is scared of him shitless, Riddikulus Neville come on.
*Riddikulus and Snape is now wearing Augusta’s clothes*
James: *doubles over laughing* Moony– You– legend.
Lily: *tries not to laugh, fails* If Severus hears this–
James: *still laughing* Moony doesn’t give a fuck.
Lily: *grinning* I can see that.
James: Merlin– that hat. It suits him well. *tries to regulate his breath*
Lily: *smiling* That smirk on Harry’s face is all too familiar.
James: Like father, like son.
*Boggart morphs into a mummy in front of Parvati*
James: That Parvati girl did well!
Lily: Oh my– Seriously Seamus, a banshee?
James: I mean, kid has a point, that thing is scary.
*Dean walks up to the wardrobe*
Lily: A severed hand, like the one from the Addams Family?
James: From the what?
Lily: Don’t worry about it, Muggle thing.
James: I know most Muggle things.
Lily: *disappointed* I never had the time to show you this one.
James: *changes the subject* Oh, Ronniekins of course has spiders for Boggarts.
*Harry walks up to the wardrobe, wand at the ready, looking excited*
Lily: It’s Harry’s turn, what if–
James: It wouldn’t assume his form Lils
*Remus throws himself in front of the Boggart*
Lily: Of course, it’s the full moon.
James: The one thing he is scared of.
Lily: He probably thought what we thought, still protective of the fawn.
James: Well, of course he is, don’t you remember how scared he was when he first held him?
Lily: *with a smile* Of course, I do
James: Well at least there’s someone who’s looking out for him now.
Lily: Soon, he will have Sirius back, too.
James: If the idiot doesn’t get himself locked up for committing the murder he was locked up for.
Lily: Well, that’s a possibility but Remus is sensible, I trust him.
*cue to the scene where Remus says “together” and Lily just stares at the camera like she’s in the office*
Lily: Have you ever seen a Boggart?
James: Yeah, once when I was 18 and I couldn’t do shit until my mum came and found me.
Lily: What did you see?
James: All of you guys were de-
Lily: *looking away* Oh, I- I see.
James: Those are foul creatures Lils, I’m actually glad Moony stopped Harry from facing his Boggart.
Lily: Me, too.