The Girlfriend Tag
Imagine: You and Dan decide to give the fans what they want, and cute video of the internents favourite couple
A/N: I know this isn’t any thing about marvel but I couldn’t help myself, I’ve been watching all of Dan and hil’s videos and getting so many feelis. I just had to. Also I really should be doinf my German coursework, bit too late, Dan is more important
Warnings: Some swearing, implied smut but just fluff really
Word Count: 1955 (got a little carried away)
“Hello internet” Dan starts off with his iconic opener
“Today, I am joined by the wonderful Y/N, who you may also know as my girlfriend!” He exclaimed, giving out a laugh as your cue to jump into the camera view.
“Hey guys” You giggled, getting comfortable next to Dan
“Now you may be wondering what original video I have for you today, and let me tell you, it doesn’t get more original than this”
“We are doing the girlfriend tag!” You almost shouted, causing Dan to let out a rather loud groan.
“Jeez, lets tone it now my channel isn’t used to your happy attitude just yet” He joked, covering his ears
“Just because you literally only have the feeling of embarrassment, doesn’t mean I can’t be happy” You fire back, sending a smirk in his direction.
“Oh God, too much sass. I want Phil back” Your dork of a boyfriend joked
“Shut up, we kind of have a part of Phil with us now” You explained
“Really how so?” Dan played along
“Well, he did do the questions for us to answer”
“God knows what kind of weird stuff he has put in here; I don’t know if you guys have noticed but Phil is like obsessed with sharing our relationship with others. If he isn’t taking sneaky photos of us and tweeting them, then he is jumping into a room when we are together doing a live stream of us.”
As Dan continued to talk about his best friend, you couldn’t help but admire his perfect features. His big, wide smile that would light up a room. His unusually large dimple that you found so adorable. How he is constantly touching and checking if his hair looks okay, which of course it does. And his dark drowns eyes, that you could stare into for days.
“..Y/n?” You were abruptly ripped out of your thoughts by Dan waving a hand in front of your face
“Sorry” You blushed, red staining your cheeks as you realised Dan caught you staring at him and will most definitely keep this part in his video, because, well let’s face it, a bit of an arse.
“What were you so caught up about?”
“Just admiring the view” You jokingly sent back and big wink. Now it was Dan’s’ turn to blush, whist also letting out a laugh
“That was so cringe, I might just have to take it out of the video.” Dan spoke to the camera; he was definitely not taking that part out.
“Right so to start this video I’m going to put my hand into the hat and pull out a question. The questions are basically letting you guys know even more about our relationship and hopefully teaching us a bit more about each other” Dan explained.
“Ohhhh can I go first?” You excitedly asked. You couldn’t help it, there was something so fun about doing a video with your boyfriend.
You dove your hand into the hat, grabbing the first folded piece of paper you felt and pulled it out.
“Alright it says, ‘Where was our first kiss?’” For the second time you felt your cheeks heat up.
“I’m going to be so red this whole video, reckon you could like put a filter on me to make me look better?” You joked, however it wasn’t such a bad idea.
Dan laughed, before saying
“So do you want to answer or me?”
“You do it” You always loved hearing Dan talk about your relationship
“Alright, I remember it was our second date and we were just hanging in the living room eating pizza talking after just finishing up on the X-box. I was so nervous, just thinking about leaning in and possibly facing rejection and ruining it all. But then you made a joke out about anime and I knew I had to do it before someone else snatched you away” Dan smiled at the memory, you beaming right back at him.
“Then he just leant in and kissed me, obviously I didn’t turn down that face and now here we are two years later” You finished, butterflies erupting in your stomach at the fond memory.
“OK, next question” Dan stuck his hand in the hat rather ungracefully causing a few questions to topple out.
“Shit” he mumbled, throwing back three in the hat and reading out the remaining one on the floor.
“Finish this sentence ‘My girlfriend is a complete…..’” Dan stopped to think for a minute, you couldn’t help but anxiously wait for what he was going to say
“…..twat” He finally spoke. This caused you both to simultaneous burst out into a fit of laughter, clutching your stomach you couldn’t be surprised at what Dan said, it was so him. You knew Dan loved you with everything he had, it was very obvious. You guys didn’t have a mushy gushy relationship, it was more full of lots of jokes and banter, you guys were basically best friends,
“You are such and arse, why am I dating you?” You tried to sound upset, but the smile that you couldn’t wipe off your face gave it all away.
“You loveeeeee me really” He rather obnoxiously sung
“Actually Babe, I’m secretly in love with Phil and I only come round to your house on the chance that I will see my one true love” You lied, not helping but feel a bit weird by saying you like Phil, who was basically like a brother to you.
“That’s just mean, and a little gross” He complained
“Yeah I know; I have no clue why I said it” you giggled
“Right, my turn” You plunged your hand into the hat, pulling one out to read.
“‘Who wears the pants in the relationship?’ Ohh that’s hard” You thought.
“I know my answer” Dan said confidently
“Really? Alright let’s say our answers on three. One, two, three.”
This caused both of you to say ‘me’ at the same time.
“You’re kidding me right?” You said in disbelief to Dan
“What? Love, I’m always making the decisions”
“Babe, I literally always have to order for us at the cinema because you’re ‘too awkward to talk to new people’”
“Alright, alright I’ll give you that one, no need to share all my secrets on my channel”
Dan took out another piece of paper from the hat, causing yet again one to fall out.
“God, it’s clear to see
who the clumsiest one of us is. And that’s hard because I could fall over
standing still” You poked out at Dan.
“Leave me alone, you are so mean. So it says, ohhh this is interesting, ‘who is more jealous’?” Dan read.
“Ohhh, that is” You both took a minute to think about it, recalling moments when the other has been jealous. Most of these moments resulting in some seriously fun times together, and just by looking at Dan and the lazy smirk he wore you knew he was thinking about them. You kicked him in the shins, under the view of the camera causing him to jump a little, then answering.
“I feel like you get
jealous more often, but it’s not as intense as when I get jealous.”
“Hmmm, yeah I reckon that’s fair to say.” You repeated, it wasn’t hard constantly having beautiful girls running up to your boyfriend, telling him how hot and sometimes the daring ones flirting with him. However, it had happened a few times when we were hanging around with Dan’s friends and one flirts with you, he gets mad.
“We only have a couple questions left” You sadly exclaimed, not wanting this video to be over.
“Let’s hope we haven’t saved the weirdest till last then!” Dan deadpanned
Grabbing one of the last pieces of paper you unfold it and read,
“‘what do I find really fun, that no one else really does?’” You laughed lightly at this weird question, thinking Dan would need a while on this one.
“You watch pimple popping videos” He answered straight away. You sat there with your mouth hanging open, a blush adorned on your cheeks,
“How did you know that? I always try to keep it on the down low” You exclaimed, shocked and slightly embarrassed that he knew
“Sweetheart, we’ve been going out for 2 years, we’ve been living together for 1, there is little that I don’t know about you”
“That’s kind of creepy and really cute at the same time. I knew I chose you for a reason” You hummed
“I’m not some Pokémon woman, don’t objectify me like that” He fired back
“Shut up and read the last question. Because as much as I love doing videos with you I need to cook us dinner, and get it done so it’s ready when Phil comes back from visiting his family.
“Aw look at you, you are literally the only reason we have survived this long. Anyway, here we go and I won’t knock out another question this time.” He took his time in dramatically picking out the question.
“Oh for god’s sake Phil, he’s such a child. It says ‘when did the two of you first sleep together?’”
A deep shade of red engulfs your face and you looked over at Dan with your mouth wide.
“What the hell, he did not just ask that?” You said shocked.
“Yeah you’re right, I’m joking. Lol” Dan admits, handing over the question for you to read aloud.
“It says, ‘Who/When fist said I love You?’ Now that is a cute question” You cooed, recalled that cherished memory that you held very close to your heart.
“Well, I don’t want to spill all the beans about our relationship just yet, so all that you guys will be knowing is that, Y/N said it first. Maybe we can do another gushy relationship story about that some other time. But for now that’s it.” Dan finished off the video and looked at you to continue.
“Thanks guys for watching hope you enjoyed it, and if you did please subscribe and request some more ideas of what we can do next. Byeeee” You finished
“That was so much fun” You turned to Dan, who was already lovingly gazing at you.
“You know I love you right?” He spoke
“Of course, and you know I love you too, so much” You replied inching your face closer to his.
“You know when you told me you loved me, when we were just lying in bed cuddling watching Breaking Bad, I think that that’s the happiest I’ve ever felt.” He confessed. As much as you loved the banter and jokes in this relationship, nothing felt better than Dan confessing his feelings to your, he really did complete you.
“I was so nervous that I had said it too soon, but I’m so glad one of us plucked up the courage to say it” You murmured, now lips a mere centimeter away from each other.
Dan quickly closed the gap between the two of you and soon had his hand on the back of your head pulling you closer. Automatically you brought your hands up to caress his cheeks and you two shared one of the most passionate kisses in your relationship.
Dan gently pushed you back onto the bed and slipped his hand down to your waist, when you suddenly remembered something.
“Dan the camera is still on!”
“Oh fuck yeah, thank God it isn’t a live stream” He jumped up to turn the camera off, leaving it on the side to edit later.
But he only had one thought on his mind now. You. Jumping back next to you on the bed you two finished off what you had started