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This is unfair. I was the first one to create a Tumblr blog, and now all of you are just stealing the spotlight by making your own blogs. You just couldn’t let me have this one thing. You all had to make sure you had your share of the attention. Mac I could handle, but finding out my sister was on here was awful. Charlie would be fine if he didn’t stoop so low as to date that bird. And don’t even get me started on the waitress, she barely even knows what the hell she’s doing anyway. I can’t deal with this, you’re all a bunch of no-good, idea-stealing, fat, ugly savages and I will not stand for this. I have my email open right now, don’t think I won’t send a complaint to the staff.