Glitter During a Magic Show was the Real Crime
My party has just escaped from jail, where they initially met each other, and are trading backstories (which for some reason I let them make up themselves).
Barbarian: I just was in for a drunk & disorderly; it happens to me kindof often, ha haa! What are you squares in for?
Bard: I was arrested for performing street magic.
Barbarian: That’s illegal?
Bard: My performance involved magical rope and a ton of glitter. I guess it was too fabulous for them? And they had to arrest me. I also might have killed someone, but that’s not important.
Cleric: … What?
Bard: Well, see, one time during a performance, I accidentally got a bunch of glitter in a guy’s eyes.
Bard: … And then purposefully ate him.