i apologise if they have

anonymous asked:

Sam, as a fellow unwilling Star Wars fan that got sucked in, I both apologise and welcome you down into this trash chute. Hope you have fun and at least you didn't lose a hand and discover your father's true identity just before leaping in :)


httydfangirlz  asked:

Hello, my question is: where do you think Hiccup and Astrid will be in HTTYD 3, like do you think they will be married? Maybe expecting a child? I have no idea!😂 p.s i apologise, i know you aren't the biggest fanf of Hiccstrid or Astrid xx

Hello hello! I’ve chatted a lot about this topic, so I’ll just point you to my response on my FAQ! XD The link that you see on that page leads to a semi-complete master post linking you in turn to all the analyses I’ve talked about my predictions for Hiccstrid in HTTYD 3.

Also, please, friend, never feel bad about asking me about Hiccstrid or Astrid. ^^ It’s all cool! I talk about both with a lot of excitement and eagerness. Just because Astrid isn’t my number one favorite character and just because I’m not an active shipper of Hiccstrid doesn’t mean I dislike either. On the contrary, there’s a lot I enjoy about both topics!

I have a lot of appreciation for Astrid, and I get gungho excited to talk about things like Astrid’s empathetic side or her friendship with Heather. To be honest, there’s very little that gets me more excited in RTTE than Heatstrid. Downright adore it.

As far as Hiccstrid is concerned, there’s a reason I reblog a whole lot of art about it! I don’t ship much (except in Undertale), but I can appreciate canon relationships for some of the good things they do… so I’m happy to reblog the art others do of Hiccstrid or respond to asks about it. My girlfriend and I did a Hiccstrid photoshoot once, even, and have called each other “babe” and “milady.” :) I think there are important aspects that we get to Hiccstrid’s relationship in specifically HTTYD 2… it shows what a matured and healthy romance looks like. It’s not just interest in one another or a crush stage. It’s not just being sensually romantic. It’s about being able to confide with one another. Tease one another. Spend casual time with one another. I am so thankful for how they portrayed the relationship in the second movie.

So yeah! I have lots of happiness talking about Hiccstrid and Astrid!

Take care and have an awesome day.

Btw something I feel the need to address about the call out post.

OP is a POC and I’m white, which is why at no point am I gonna say “I’m not racist” cause as a white person it’s not my place to say if I’m racist or not.

I will also say in regards to the ask they linked that I answered, I should’ve just deleted it and not answered. However, I don’t believe what I said was wrong, and stand by it. But I apologise for speaking on a matter I didn’t have authority to speak on.

anonymous asked:

As flattered as I am by your interest in rping and following, I do not roleplay with female muses. Or original characters. Do not interact with me and please unfollow.

((Erm.. okay? It would have been helpful if I knew which blog you were from so I could do that.. But I do apologise for the inconvenience caused. Have a nice Friday and I’ll keep that in mind..))

Who wants to bet that this was exactly what happened.

This was supposed to be a YoI secret santa gift for @ghostnamedcaseyart…

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First episode of Bake Off and the contestants have already learned to use booze to appease Mary Berry

Me: [still in the bar, sobbing brokenly on the bartender’s shoulder while he awkwardly pats me on the back] No, no, you don’t understand you don’t understand because there’s gunna be this Moment, right, where someone is going to be rude to Hannibal again, and his eyes his Eyes will do The Thing™ where they go all black and murdery, and Will is going to be on the other side of the room, watching the rude person too, from behind the rude person, all predator-y, and Hannibal will suddenly become *physically aware* of him like from balls to bones and his eyes will drift past the rude person and he’ll look up at Will just as Will deliberately flicks his eyes up at him with those stupid scalpel sharp fuckingfUCKING eyelashes and we’ll know that they’re both thinking the same thing and realising that the other one is watching him thinking the Thing and both of them are gunna get such a charge off knowing that the air in the room between them is going to fucking siZZLE *hiccups and slides off barstool*


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Recently found this on Facebook and it sums up my hate for people who breed these dogs perfectly.
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This is AMAZING!

For those who can’t go to the link, the following is what it says:

FYI, none of this is mine. It was posted by Bilton veterinary centre, the same one as in the picture. All credit goes to them but I felt it was important to get word out about some of the breeds of dogs that are riddled with health problems. If you own a pug that’s perfectly healthy that’s cool, but it’s doesn’t change the fact that an alarming number of short nosed (almost no nosed at this point) dogs have extreme difficulty with tasks like breathing and blinking.

 "So I am going to have a rant now and I apologise in advance if this upsets anyone, but here goes.

   Last week, I managed to reduce a lovely family to floods of tears.  They had brought their new dog in to come and see me.  There was a young lady, her husband and their two children of about 8 or 9 years old and they were all already absolutely besotted with their new pet - their first dog, and they had been planning it for several years.

   The dog was a 5-month-old French Bulldog that they had picked up from a breeder about 4 weeks previously.  They were concerned that their new dog may have “a chill” as the dog had sore runny eyes,  difficulty in eating and kept making a choking sound.  They had also noticed the dog had a “funny smell” about him. As I examined the dog it became quickly apparent what was occurring and my heart sank.

  This dog was yet another increasingly popular “short-nosed” breed that was suffering horribly from a myriad of problems - all related to its poor breeding and its unfortunate anatomy. After the examination, I found that this dog had: 

 - Eyeballs too big for its eye sockets. So much so, that when he blinked, the eyelids didn’t fully cover the eyeballs.  (Imagine going out on a windy day and not being able to blink!) This had resulted in deep painful ulcers forming on both eyes that in the short term would require intensive treatment and could feasibly result in the rupture of one or both eyeballs. 

  - The bones forming the front of his face (the maxilla) were so squashed by virtue of this style of this breed (called the brachycephalics), that the soft-tissue structures of the throat are compressed and forced backwards -  obstructing his larynx.  Amongst other things, his soft palate was so elongated (relative to his skull) that it kept getting trapped over his wind-pipe.

 -His nostrils were completely occluded, so absolutely no airflow was possible through his nose.  All of his breathing had to take place through his open mouth.  This meant that whilst he was eating/sleeping he was going through bouts of asphyxiation and so would have to spit the food out or wake up and open his mouth - purely so he would be able to breathe.  This explained the “choking” sound that there were hearing all the time.  He could just manage to breathe with his mouth open, but this then exacerbated the problems with his soft palate.

 - The skin fold over the top of the nose (caused by the squashed face involuting the skin) had caused a crevice of around 2-3 cms deep, where the skin was rubbing against its self.  In this area, the skin was ulcerated and was full of liquid pus.  It was this that the owners were smelling.  This was incredibly painful for the animal and he cried every time I tried to clean it.

 -The skin around his feet, ears, armpits and groin was red raw and inflamed.   He clearly was very itchy and had been licking at these areas repeatedly - which had, in turn, made them more sore and painful.  This is very typical of a condition called “atopy” which is very common in many breeds, particularly the Bulldogs (French and English). So at this point, the shocked owners asked what needed to be done to sort him out.

  So I had to explain that he would need: 

 - Bilateral eyelid shortening surgery that would allow the dog to blink properly and prevent further ulcers from forming.  As well as long-term medication to improve the quality of his tears.

 - Complex soft tissue surgery of the back of the throat to, (amongst other things) shorten his soft palate to facilitate his breathing.

 - He would need both of his nostrils opening up so as to allow adequate air flow to be possible to allow him to breathe/exercise/eat/sleep properly.

 -He would need a “face-lift” to remove a large amount of excess skin on the front of his face, to try and open up the fold that was causing so much infection and pain.

 -He may need allergy testing, food trials, anti-inflammatories etc to try and manage the atopic skin disease that he has. 

 *He needs all of this fairly urgently.  

 *He can’t have all of this done at once and so will require several anaesthetics and complex procedures to be done over a period of time.   

*He is only 5 months old. 

*He needs all of this doing - just so that he can live a vaguely normal life.   


 Also - he is not insured.  It transpired that the new owners looked into insurance but the premium was so high for this breed, that they felt they couldn’t afford it.  To move forward, he would have to go to a specialist veterinary unit (sadly recently set up to deal with the increasing number of very poorly brachycephalic dogs with extreme conformational issues) and this treatment could cost upwards of £8,000 to correct.

 Once I had discussed all this with the owners - they were understandably distraught.  They had hoped for a “cute” and “cuddly” family pet that they had seen examples of spread throughout popular media.  They had no idea that these problems even existed.  Instead, they now have a much-loved dog that is miserable, has a long journey ahead of it and one that they cannot afford to have fixed.

 The family left the room in floods of tears, armed with medication that would temporarily alleviate some of the symptoms and try to make the poor little dog more comfortable.  From what I have later found out, this dog has gone to a rescue centre to be rehomed.  It may have moved away, but its problems most certainly will not have done.

 Pugs, Frenchies, English Bulldogs and Shar-Peis are amongst the breeds which are increasingly being abandoned in vast numbers as people cannot cope with their ongoing problems, illnesses and costs.  It upsets us all hugely when we see how many of the problems frequently associated with these breeds are now classed as “normal”. I will commonly hear “Oh it is normal for this breed to struggle with A, B or C”. NO IT ISN’T NORMAL!

 These trendy flat-faced breeds are some of the most expensive puppies to currently buy.  There is serious money for people who sell a litter of these puppies and so the incentive to breed is VERY high.  It must be said that there are responsible breeders who are trying to “back-breed” these types of dogs to have longer noses, smaller eyes, more open nostrils etc and try to reduce the incidence of these conditions, and these people should be applauded.  However, puppy farms and irresponsible owners are rife, and these “breeders” don’t seem to care a jot about the long-term prognosis and what the future holds for “their” breed. 

 It is also worth noting that many of these breeds are unable to give birth naturally now too (due to the shape of the puppy’s skulls) and so the mothers often go through multiple caesareans… 

 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP AND THINK before you buy.  Come and talk to US about the breeds that you are interested in - and we shall give you the whole picture.

 I am completely exhausted and totally demoralised seeing these type of problems on a daily basis.  There are enough horrible illnesses, diseases and potential accidents out there without being destined to be unwell before you are even born.

   Whilst people are still buying these dogs, people will still breed them and the problem will never go away.“

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and Happy Holidays!

I have huge respect for writers of fanfic in general but I have a ridiculous amount of respect for writers whose first language is not English. I can barely utter a few sentences in another language, let alone write an entire story with extensive dialogue and subtle character nuances. People that can are amazing. 


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Okay so y'all probably all heard about the season 3 bundle uploaded to the internet free right? well oops, that link was mine. 

 I honestly did it out of the kindness of my heart but i obviously didn’t think it through very well. I did not have the money to buy the bundle and someone kindly gifted it to me and because not everyone is that lucky i found (what i thought at the time) a way to help them out? and I guess i didn’t realise how much it would affect the amazing cast and crew behind Carmilla at the time but i have recently seen the error of my ways due to the many posts about it. As an apology for my disrespectful and dishonourable behaviour i have deleted the uploaded content, apologised to both @carmillaseries and @hotladypants and various Carmilla fan blogs and i will try to buy/gift as many  bundles when i can to help atone for my mistakes.

Once again my sincerest apologies.

p.s i am posting about this because after my behaviour anonymity should not be an option and i hope this will reach anyone who i have offended/disrespected/upset. So please spread this.

  • Jay to Nya: If I run and leap at Cole he will most certainly catch me in his arms
  • Nya: uh-huh
  • *Jay turns and runs towards Cole*
  • Jay: Coming in!
  • Cole: No! I'm holding cake!
  • *Jay phases through Cole and falls to the ground*
  • Cole: I said I'm holding cake.
the most fedora-stereotype conversation i have ever had

Me: I remember when I was a little girl, we used to sing this hymn with the lyrics “all that I am, all that I do/ all that I’ll ever have I offer now to you” and I used to get upset because I didn’t want to give Jesus my My Little Pony
Rob: *laughing* oh no
Me: She was this beautiful white pony with red and green hair, and I wasn’t sure why Jesus even wanted her. He lives in heaven, he can have as many ponies as he wants. Why does he need to take mine?
Rob: *mock-serious voice* “As an atheist brony, I refuse to give any of my ponies to Jesus.”