i and cat

can we stop pretending that this whole karamel v supercorp is a normal, petty shipwar?? Cause it’s not. I don’t hate karamel because mon-el is straight, or white, or cis, I hate karamel because I am watching a toxic, abusive, unhealthy relationship being portrayed as cute and romantic and #goals.. in 2017. I hate karamel because a season long build up to an interracial, healthy af romance was pushed aside to make way for a bland ass, slave owning, abusive piece of shit. I hate it because it has turned a feminist show that put family and friends first into The Mon-Hell Show where the female lead isn’t the protagonist, and the character development has gone to shit. Where the fuck is James? Where the fuck is M'Gann? Where are the completed and satisfying sanvers story arcs we were promised? That’s why I hate karamel, not because Kara’s pussy pops for Lena Luthor eternally, which, lesbihonest, it does.

Cat!Lance Headcanons

I’ve just read @tokyoteddywolf “A Blue CatAtrosphe” and what can i say? I loved it and came up with some headcanons for it!! Hope you all enjoy!!
• When he realized he had turned into a cat and everyone thought he was dead, Lance tried to talk to his members but it all came out as growls and meows.
• They name him “Azul” for his eyes. (He loves it)
• They find out the hard way that space goo isn’t good for cats.
- When they first give it to him, Lance ends up getting really sick and almost dies. (Later when they ask him how it felt, he said it felt like getting food poisoning but 10x worse)
- They decide to buy actual cat food for him after the incident.
• Lance found out he could talk to other animals as a cat.
- He has many conversations with the mice and always plays with them. (When he first saw them, cat instincts kicked in and he almost ate one. The mice are secretly scared of him.)
- He also talks to his space cow. They share their emotional pains with each other.
• As a cat, Lance craves even more affection and touch. He always rubs against everyone. (His favorite person is Keith)
• Lance purrs when he’s nervous. The others start to notice this, they start to pet and scratch him to calm him down.
• He finds out that he can sense people’s emotions.
- He can sense when Shiro is having a flashback. Lance tries his hardest to distract him by acting cute and whatnot.
- He can sense when Hunk is feeling lonely or down. Lance loves to cuddle with him to make him happy again.
- He can sense when Pidge is struggling or sad. He sits on their lap and meows at them until they pay him attention.
- He can sense when Keith is mad or panicky. He goes up to him and just rubs up on him until Keith smiles and rubs his ears. (He later denies liking it and the purring)
• He once climbed up a really tall place and couldn’t get down. Everyone wondered where he went and struggled to find him. When they do, they quickly bring him down and try to calm him.
• Lance just loves being a cat because he gets all this affection and love he didn’t when he was human.

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Please Help me and my cat!

Hello there and sorry for taking up some of your time but if you could help me it would be really much appreciated!

First of all my name is Killian, I’m 20 and living at home in germany with my parents and my precious cat who helped me through a lot of trouble and emotional stuff, and I’m really really grateful for having him.

Around a month ago he started crying all the time, had trouble peeing and some other issues. We went to the vet and they managed to fix it for around 3 weeks, but now the same issue is back, and even worse. We went there again but it’s not clear what he has and how bad it is and worst; how expensive it could be to find out and fix it. I’m currently without a job because of my apprenticeship (which I’m not getting paid for), I get around (~80€) $90 a month from my parents but I have to buy food for myself and for the cat so I don’t really have any to pay what’s coming up. But the vet expects it to be at least ~(280€) $300, which is terribly expensive. And I’m in (~150€) $160 dollar in debt because of an uncleared issue with the registry office and it might get more and more expensive.

I’m trying to earn money with drawing and selling designs but it doesn’t give me that much, my friends can’t help me because they don’t have any money themself.


Any help will be appreciated, even if it’s just $1 or even less, I need anything I can get. Reblogging would also help a lot to share it, so if you can’t help us, maybe someone else can..

If you wanna help me, my paypal is: askjell.lindner@googlemail.com

My dad confessed to me the other day he’s actually warmed up to my cat these past years ever since I left home, and it’s honestly quite charming seeing him -my dad, a buff sportsman- interact with her.

AAiM: This’ll Be a Breeze!

As always, this is all in fun, tag however you want if reblogging, credit me when using my screencaps and links to all the crack are in the ML Crack Post Master List.  The introduction for this series is here.  I’ll try to do a post per week, but I make no promises.


Alya’s Adventures in Matchmaking: Round 1

Episode:  Stormy Weather/Climatika

The Goal: To get Marinette’s head out of the clouds and teach her how to interact with Adrien like a normal human being.  Also, flirts.  Teach her the flirts.


  • Alya shows up at Marinette’s with GREAT NEWS
  • Adrien’s in the park doing a photoshoot
  • What better opportunity to get these knuckleheads together than to interrupt him at work and STARE at him?
  • I mean, it’s not like you can talk to him while he’s working…
  • …not sure what Alya’s plan was here…
  • when you think you have a foolproof plan to get your friends together
  • but you need to look up the definition of “foolproof”
  • you forget who you’re dealing with there, Alya
  • ah, no
  • she knows EXACTLY what she’s dealing with
  • Mari:  what would I say to him?!
  • …well, she’s got you there, Marinette
  • real friends are honest AF
  • or that’s a reenactment of Jurassic Park idk

Let the lessons begin!  After the cut…


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A few quick words

n’yall im really stressed today and getting a bunch of anon requests to delete my blog was really not the thing i was looking for so here’s a quick rant n shit of my cranky tiredness before i fall back asleep

*takes a sip of gin*

1) tythan is not septiplier and i’d really appreciate if y’all didn’t constantly ompare the two because they’re between two different people who dont have significant others for people to threaten yada yada whatever you get the big idea / basically what im saying is so much drama has arisen from the fact that everyone’s paranoid as shit because of septiplier but repeat it with me folks ! tythan ! is ! not ! septiplier and basically bullying and calling out anyone just tryna enjoy a thing is kinda shitty tbh

*takes another sip*

2) quick callout post for that one fan who decided to ask ethan about his thoughts on it,, one of the first unofficial rules that nearly everyone highkey follows when shipping real people is that, you dont go up to them and ask them “hey what do you think about the fact that a huge community imagines scenarios where you and your friend are in a romantic/sexual relationship” like no anyone would be squicked out by that and thats why? most people abstain from doing that? and then you dont follow it up with “haha yeah btw im a tythan shipper but i totally respect you im not like thOse guys” yeah no thats not really going to make him feel any better? idk if youve been in many ship discourses but i have and like 80% of discourse could be avoided if people just kept certain things to the community? 

yeah thats it respond to me abt this tell me if you agree or not im just waiting for @crankyplier to make some fucking “i survived like ten tythan discourses within the first few months of its existence” buttons because ill wear em like a champ