i am your sword


King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Well, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ‘cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because  some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

A hiccup erupted from his throat as he was jostled so Genji could better carry his weight, as they trugded through the rain.
“I am sorry Genji, I hadn’t intended our reunion to be like this darlin…” McCree slurred out.
“Oh really, you mean you hadn’t planned for me to carry your drunken ass through heavy downpour?” came a snarked response, “incredibly romantic gesture Jesse”.
Genji stopped, heaving a deep sigh before shooting McCree an amused look.
“Happy Valentine’s day Cowboy”.

Happy Belated Valentine’s day @a-smile-for-a-sword I am your back up for the @mcgenjivalentine event!!
I hope it was worth the wait 💖💖💖

Telling Them (Simon x Reader) Imagine

“Watch him” Jace said as he shoved a boy towards you.
“Why do I have to look after him” you shouted but Jace was already gone. He just had to go and make you the babysitter once again. Couldn’t Jace just watch one of them this time.
“And you are?” You questioned looking at the brunette haired boy in front of you.
“Who are you?” He questioned back looking down at you.
“I asked first” you sassed.
“I’m Simon Lewis Clary’s best friend” he said proudly as he crossed his arms.
“Oh your the redhead girl friend” you said as you turn around and went back to putting your swords away.
“Yes I am and you are again?” He asked looking at all the weapons.
“I’m Y/N Lightwood” you said back.
“There’s more of you” he screamed then he fainted onto the floor. You wonder why that was such a bad thing.
“Ugh” you huffed as you picked him up off the floor and lay him on the couch so you could leave to go get him a ice pack for his now bruise head.

  That was months ago and now everything has changed. You ended up looking after Simon more times then you could count even thou he was older then you so it should of been the other way around. During that time you guys got to know each other well which lead to you two to fall in love. That is what led you here in one of the institute many rooms waiting on your siblings to arrived. You and Simon have been sneaking around behind their back for a while now and you both agree that it was time to tell them. While you sat on the couch, Simon was pacing around the room nervous wondering what your older brother was going to do to him when he found out the news.
“Would you calm down, your going to be fine Simon” You told him
“I don’t think I can calm down in a place full of weapons” he responded
“Yeah but the last time I checked there’s no stake to put through your heart”
“You sure know how to calm me down babe” Simon said sarcastically. You got up from the couch and made your way over to him. When you stood in front of him you put both of your hands on his shoulders.
“Hey look at me” you said. Simon turn to look you in the eyes
“You are going to be fine, Alec would never do anything to hurt me and hurting you would break me” You lightly kissed his check and made your way back over to the couch. That calmed Simon down just a little bit.
“Y/N what did you have to tell us?” Isabelle asked as her and Alec enter the room.
“What is the vampire doing here?” Alec questioned the minute he laid eyes on him
“He part of what I wanted to tell you” You answered. In matter of seconds It click in Isabelle mind what was happening here, she had her suspicions from the start.
“I’m so happy for you” Izzy screamed as she ran up to hug you.
“Thank you” you whisper. Alec stood there looking like a lost puppy, he still have no idea what going on.
“Someone want to explain what’s going?”
“Umm I’m dating your little sister” Simon spoke quietly
“YOUR WHAT” Alec shouted as he now stood in front of Simon. You knew that Alec must be giving him a look that could kill even thou you couldn’t see his face.
“Please don’t kill me” Simon whisper covering him face waiting for impact but it never came. He slowly moved his hand away from his face and saw Alec walking away!from him.
“You know for a vampire your weak.” Alec told him laughing as he stood by yours and Izzy sides.
“Hey I’m only newly turned” Simon said pouting.
“I won’t kill you vampire unless you hurt my sister so don’t, that’s the only warning I’m giving you.”
“I don’t plan on it she makes me feel alive even thou I’m dead” Simon said while smiling.
“Aww” Izzy said while Alex just rolled his eyes. You just stood with blush creeping up on your cheeks.

  “Are you happy?” Someone asked, you looked up from the book you were reading and saw your older brother Alec leaning against the door frame. You knew he was talking about you and Simon. All Alec ever wanted for his sisters were for them to be happy in their life no matter what, he knew that if that happened his job as a big brother was complete.
“I don’t think I ever been this happy” you said as you put your book down, thinking of Simon smile and personality. No one could make you laugh like he could. “There’s no words to explain how happy I feel when I’m around him” Alec looked at you pleased and said “Okay I fully approve of it but just no sucking each other faces off like Clary and Jace do all of the time in front of me” You laugh “Don’t worry about it, I don’t plan on doing that”
“One more thing before I go. If he’s ever treats you like shit tell me so I can kick his ass” Alec said as he turn and walked out of your room. You were happy that your siblings were fine with you and Simon being together. Next you had to tell Clary and your parents and you knew none of them would be as accepting. So let the real journey begin.

mistressnorth  asked:

Stop giving me so many feels about Mycroft, who gave you the right

[ ^^^^ this guy did. ]

I like Lisbeth’s character episode but honestly: I still do think it’s kinda lame how “true warmth in that world” was something she only managed to find with Kirito, because we learn right away that she is best friends with Asuna for seemingly months before this event

I don’t necessarily mean that she should have developed feelings for Asuna instead of Kirito or anything, but that I don’t see why Asuna’s warmth, in the form of her words and her kindness and her hugs, were not good enough to be considered “something real for her in that world”. I just don’t see why her platonic feelings and her touch were not enough to reach her in that level if they really meant so much for each other. That’s Ultra Bogus, man

The signs as Game of Thrones quotes

Aires: “If you waste time tying to get people to love you, you will end up as the most popular dead man in town” -Bronn

Taurus: “ You know nothing Jon Snow” -Ygrette

Gemini: “Someday I am going to put a sword through your eye” -Arya

Cancer: “What good is power if you cannot protect the ones you love” - Cersi

Leo: “Everything’s better with some wine in the belly” -Tyrion

Virgo: “What we don’t know is usually what get’s us killed” - Petyr Baelish.

Libra: “I will take what is mine with Fire and Blood” -Daenerys/ Khaleesi

Scorpio: “ I have only loved one woman my entire life, your sister” - Petyr Baelish

Sagittarius: “A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of sheep” -Tywin

Capricorn: “What do we say to the god of death? Not today.” - Syrio Forel

Aquarius: “Do the dead frighten you?” -Royce

Pisces: “The more people you love the weaker you are” -Cersi

  • Washington: Well, how did you become king then?
  • King George III: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, George, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
  • Washington: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Thor: Tales of Asgard Sentence Meme
  • "Your highness, we celebrate your victory."
  • "We are at your service."
  • "You were victorious, despite the trouble with your swords grip."
  • "You missed seeing my victory."
  • "I am simply more skilled than they."
  • "Truly, do you have so little faith in me?"
  • "You'll fit right in with the Valkyries."
  • "Stop protecting him."
  • "You dare mock the prince of Asgard?"
  • "At least a warrior knows the true limits of his abilities."
  • "Being a king is not about drawing a sword in battle. It's about avoiding battles entirely."
  • "Our truce with the Frost Giants is fragile at best."
  • "A spells power is in its whispers. A true master needs only to think it."
  • "We're royalty. We're not equipped to handle adventure."
  • "Some lessons can only be learned with real consequences."
  • "To frigid worlds and lost swords."
  • "This is Kona Lifandi, a place where we sever our reliance on men."
  • "Men are useful for one reason and one reason only. Beyond that, they should be disposed of."
  • "We hold no kinship with the ice."
  • "Do you recall the many tales if valor we were forced to commit to memory as children?"
  • "I've never felt such power."
  • "I defy anyone to confront us, especially now that we are armed with this."
  • "We're headed to the Valkyrie training camp."
  • "Just how many if their maiden warriors have you angered?"
  • "On your knees, male. Or die where you stand."
  • "Was our truce so tenuous that it can be broken by a youths careless trespass?"
  • "It's just like men to assume we need their protection."
  • "I know your lament your actions but you thought was right to save us."
  • "Who of us knows what we're capable of when family is threatened?"
  • "I am pleased it's no longer a mere maiden that bested me with a barn tool."
Regarding the sudden hatred towards Max

What the hell.

Y’all mad with her because she “suddenly” turned on Silver when you expected them to still be friends? Or because she “betrayed” Jack and Anne previous season?

Some things I will point out that were very much the case in both those moments: she sought out peaceful solutions for both, despite her saying “I am tempted to put the sword to you and your man both” regarding Israel and Silver. She doesn’t want spectacles, unlike Eleanor Guthrie (still hope she lives, but she gets little pity from me), she just wants to have a place of high ranking among the people that are in control and currently it seems like the British are winning, so of course she sides with them.

A lot of people have forgotten all the shit she’s been through and how little she meant to people who simple cast her aside because it suited them best (fuck you, Eleanor) and she got beaten and raped lord knows how many times. She overcame it, did not let it define her and built something for herself, from herself, out of seemingly nothing. She deserves a lot more credit than she is given right now, in my opinion.

And in regards to her saying “so big a name for so small a man” to your precious Silver: after all the stories she’s heard of the so-called Pirate King, I reckon her image of Silver started to change and twisted into something awful. Then Silver comes hopping at her with a stick and one man way ehind him, covered in sand, half drowned and beaten to death, his glorious curls greasy and messed up, so yes of course she will feel like the threat was all just fake, a lie and she probably just pictured the pupp– well, not puppy…. the young lamb with a piece of paper, trying very hard not to get killed while trying to get some money while avoiding labour.

Max just wants to be leaned on by other people; wants to be needed and not be just another whore in a brothel or just another asset to someone else’s schemes. I cannot blame her for that at all.

undinaes  asked:


Send “🎉” to attack my muse with an obscene amount of confetti

So this red haired kid thought she could get the upper hand on someone as TREMENDOUS as you, did she? Ha! As if you–the mighty KAMINA–would ever let yourself be defeated by something so small and insignificant!

“–Listen up, ya weird colored bits of whatever! I gotta say, ya got some balls to be chargin’ down from the sky all nonchalant and shit at me. Do ya even know who I am?” You tapped your sword gently against your shoulder. “I’ll do ya all a solid and come at ya with everythin’ I got!! Ya think ya can handle the MIGHTY KAMINA?!”