i am totally not doing this meme in order at all

Top 9 Most Fight-Able Characters in Mystic Messenger

(ranked by the likelihood of winning from least to most likely)

9. “Mary” Vanderwood, Secret Agent Murdermonster

Result: A swift and painful death

Are you shitting me? You’ll be goddamn eviscerated on the spot. Not to mention nobody will ever find your body. This is completely fucking unadvisable. DO NOT DO THIS unless you have a DEATH WISH and want to disappear from the world completely. Vanderwood is not to be messed with. They’ve killed many a worthy foe, and you will not be one of them. There’s not much else to say here. I don’t care who you are, you should not challenge Vanderwood. Say your prayers, fucker

8. Unknown/Saeran Choi, Total Edgelord

Result: Utter defeat, probably followed by torture + imprisonment

I don’t think you need me to tell you that this kid is fucking off his rocker. Let’s be real, he’s probably killed a few people, and he enjoyed every minute of it. You can bet your ass he’ll likely torture you after defeating you, too. And you know, some of you sick fucks will probably enjoy the whole damn ordeal. You’re probably the only ones who’d WANT to fight him just to have him fucking step on you. Well congratu-fucking-lations, you got what you wanted. He still beats your ass. The only reason Vanderwood beats him in this ranking is because it’s possible he’d keep you alive for fun, and some of you would enjoy that, so at least it’s a fuckin victory for somebody. Fuck.

7. Jaehee Kang, Smarter than the CEO

Result: Total annihilation + jail time

Do you see this face? This is the face of someone who has been repressing violent urges for fucking years for the sake of keeping her job. If she could snap Jumin’s neck, she would in a heartbeat. You do not want to give her a justifiable reason to unleash that utter fucking rage on your sorry ass. Did you forget she has a black belt in judo? She could beat my ass. She could beat your ass. She could beat anyone’s ass. I don’t care WHO you think you are. And after the fight? She’ll report you to the proper authorities, pick up a cup of coffee, and finish her daily tasks like nothing fucking happened. What a wild bitch. I fucking love her to death, tbh. And you know what? How dare you challenge her. She deals with enough shit in her life. I hope she beats your ass with a righteous fucking fury. Have fun in jail, dipshit.

6. God 707, Meme Lord Supreme

Result: Depends on your approach, but probably a failure

Honestly Seven’s about as fucking predictable as a lunch box full of wasps. What am I even supposed to say here? He’d probably imitate that shitty ass vine meme the first time you punch him and say “I can’t believe you’ve done this”, complete with a British accent, but when you keep hitting, it’ll confuse him. The element of surprise is probably your best bet, but you also have no fucking clue what he’ll do. He might beat the shit out of you. He might scamper away on his scrawny ass legs and proceed to hack into everything you once loved or held dear. He might lay down on the ground and let you kick the shit out of him. In the end, it depends on his mood. Is that reliable at all? Absolutely fucking not. So go for it, but I literally have no idea how it’s gonna turn out for you.

5. Zen/Hyun Ryu, A God Among Men

Result: You have a good chance of winning, but at what cost?

OK BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND LISTEN THE FUCK UP. Why is Zen higher up on the list, Nani??? you ask me, pouting, clutching your Zen body pillow(s) in agony. Zen had a bad past!! He’s not easy to fight, he was such a bad boy!! v//w//v He’s so tough and strong and he’s our knight in shining armor! Hey!! Good for you! But GUESS FUCKING WHAT!! If you’re female, he’ll probably forfeit to you immediately, unlike the barbarians before him on this list, so technically he’s easier to fight! He’d probably LET you beat the shit out of him if it made you feel better. It’s not even a fucking question of who would win if a woman challenged him, so we’re gonna move on.
Now, if you’re a GUY, he’d be more willing to square up, and my advice is go for his face. Pretty boy doesn’t like messing up his pretty mug, and if you play dirty, he’ll get scared real quick. His ponytail is a disadvantage for him, so yank it real hard. You have a better chance of beating him with perseverance, but if you let him get the upper hand, you’re deceased because he’s probably a heavy hitter. Also, you will incur the wrath of all his fangirls, and probably the angels above, and you will spend the rest of your life MISERABLE AND CURSED, so proceed with caution. If you can get away with it without anyone knowing your identity, you’re golden. Good luck, but also, why? do you even want to??

4. Jumin Han, Mistah Trussfund Kid (The CEO)

Result: Instant win, but your life will be RUINED

Honestly, I think certain RFA members would actually be very glad if someone handed Jumin’s ass to him, but good fucking luck accomplishing that without having your entire life destroyed. On a purely physical level, Jumin is no competition. He may be the tallest motherfucker around, but he’s never fought anyone before in his LIFE. You’d probably only have an issue here if you were short as shit, and even then, go for the knees, amirite? He’ll fall like a fucking oak tree, and then you can rip him a new one while he’s down. Easy peasy, right? WRONG. He’s got a horde of like 50 bodyguards that you have to sneak past or defeat first or something. And if you somehow make it to Jumin first, they’ll swarm your ass after you first start swinging and have you incapacitated in a few seconds. Are those first few swings worth it? Maybe. But he’s gonna sue your ass for everything you own. The whole world will know your name. If you don’t get jail time, you’ll wish you had. It will be an easier life than trying to live in the public. Zen and Jaehee might love you forever, though, so maybe they can pull a few favors for ya. You better pray they do. Good fuckin luck out there, champ.

3. Yoosung Kim, Small Child

Result: Victory, but with a catch

Look into this child’s eyes. Look me in the eyes. Tell me that Yoosung isn’t a fucking pansy. You can’t, can you? It’s because Yoosung is a fucking pansy. This kid would be down for the count after exactly one (1) punch. He might enjoy it a little too, which’ll be awkward as shit for both of you. HOWEVER. If you trigger his Yandere side, which is bullshit but whatever, he might put up more of a fight. How do you do this, you may ask? Insult Rika. or MC. (Probably Rika tho). Something inside him will snap, and then he’ll be trickier to handle. He’ll probably play dirty when he’s like this, so expect to get shanked or bitten or something. It doesn’t change the fact that his scrawny ass can’t fight for shit, so you’ll still probably win, but not without a few injuries yourself. Hurting Yoosung is probably the moral equivalent to kicking a puppy. If you can be ok with yourself after that, then I mean, go for it.

2. Rika, the Antichrist

Result: Certain victory, but extremely dangerous

Look, maybe I should’ve put her lower on the list considering she’s got an entire cult following her every order. But, honest to God, you would be morally obligated to fight her. Please beat the shit out of her. Physically, her scrawny ass could do nothing to stop you. She’s ruined the lives of her friends, as well as countless other people, because of her deranged and, quite frankly, selfish desires. Basically, she’s a little bitch. I don’t know how you’ll do it, but god damn, you’ll be everyone’s hero. The downside to this is that she might sick Saeran on you, which is gonna be a pain in your ass, and Yoosung might hate you forever, but I think you can live with that, right? Do us all a favor. Fight Rika.

1. Jihyun Kim/V, aka Flower Angel Sunshine Man

Result: Total Victory, but you’re basically Satan

BEFORE YOU SEND ME ANON HATE, REMEMBER: this is a list based on how likely you are to win. And V? V would let anyone beat him. He probably thinks he deserves it. He might defend himself a little, but he couldn’t bring himself to hurt you. Your victory would be almost immediate. There is no catch to V. You’d just win. But you’re a fucking monster for it. And you know what? I’ll beat the shit out of you if you hurt this man. So don’t even think about it, asshole.

advice for people in school, taking notes

yo, since it’s that time of year, here’s my unsolicited advice on how to take notes. it’s primarily for college or high school folks but i suppose anyone who is in a positive to take notes could use this.

here’s the advice:

make your notes as CASUAL as possible. by which i mean, put them in your voice, make them funny, use memes, write out information as if you were texting it to your friend, curse!, use everyday phrases and weird internet speak, relate it to your life if possible!, fucking hashtag that shit, relate it to things you like, write out academic articles like they are just Drama happening to your friends, etc etc– do this in class and when doing the readings and when making studying guides for tests!!

even if you are taking notes on the reading and you have NO IDEA what is going on (real talk: im doing reading for my english masters right now and i have NO IDEA what this man is saying), try to get the basic gist or even if you can tell the writer feels negatively or positively towards a particular subject, WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN. 

Here are honest to god, some examples from my notes right now:

  • I have literally no idea what this man is saying– it seems to be something about God?– the difference between learning stuff just for the sake of learning and learning stuff to make order and sense and “find God” 
  • Culture is the study of perfection and goes beyond religion because we make up religion and culture is about more than us?? its possible that’s what this dude is saying. i give it a 60-40 shot.
  • DONT TRUST MACHINERY. EVERYTHING IS MACHINERY. WEALTH IS JUST MACHINERY. CULTURE MATTERS OVER MONEY/MACHINERY/RELIGION/EVERYTHINGGG. GOOO CULTURE!
  • will he ever writer a sentence shorter than 8 lines long??? #probablynot
  • I am not totally convinced by his culture= perfection argument but then again that could be the exact opposite of what he’s saying. 
  • “Another newspaper, representing, like the Nonconformist, one of the religious organisations of this country, was a short time ago giving an account of the crowd at Epsom on the Derby day, and of all the vice and hideousness which was to be seen in that crowd; and then the writer turned suddenly round upon Professor Huxley, and asked him how he proposed to cure all this vice and hideousness without religion. I confess I felt disposed to ask the asker this question: And how do you propose to cure it with such a religion as yours? How is the ideal of a life so unlovely, so unattractive, so narrow, so far removed from a true and satisfying ideal of human perfection, as is the life of your religious organisation as you yourself image it, to conquer and transform all this vice and hideousness?” 10 – I mean i do fuck with this part tho
  • He’s at Oxford. Fucking loves Oxford. On Oxford’s dick

the point is, i clearly don’t really know what’s going on, but hopefully the professor will clue me in and i’ll at least have some idea of what he said by the end of it. plus just writing your notes in a fun casual way is going to make reading back over them SO much more enjoyable and memorable! (there’s science to back this up but i gotta finish this work so no time to fact check myself now just trust me)

alright, advice over. good luck with school dudes!

[OH Also, if you write a direct quote in your notes– ALWAYS WRITE THE PAGE NUMBER. you’ll need that shit if you use it in a paper.]

Hey everyone, I want to talk about something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately.

As members of the online writing community, we’re surrounded daily and constantly by the accomplishments of other writers. This is for the most part fantastic. We get to support each other, and I love seeing that a writer I follow has finished their book, published a story, that their funny writing meme is going viral, or even small things like that they wrote a chapter, or paragraph, or even sentence they love. I love seeing the fanart, the words of support, the friendships, the memes. Oh, the memes. I really do love this community and all it has done and has the possibility to do for aspiring writers.

However, when you’re in a community, there’s an inherent pressure that comes along with that, and that is the pressure to be productive. I feel this is especially strong in the writing community because so much of what we talk about is productivity. How to improve it, the importance of it, the importance of self-discipline, and ambition, and pushing yourself to reach your goals. 

It’s lovely to see your friends and people you follow having success, but it also plants that worry in your mind: Am I dropping the ball? Am I not working hard enough? Am I a total fraud and failure because I binged a show on netflix instead of writing for the past week? Do I ever deserve success?

In this community, we talk about productivity a lot. We talk about how you should push yourself through a bout of writers block rather than letting it hold you back, how you shouldn’t let self doubt grab hold of your ankle and keep you from stepping towards your goals, how with a well planned outline and set of goals you can power through that draft in no time. 

And that’s great. I love being productive. I love helping other people be productive. I love it that we’re a community of people who loves to create, and it makes me feel great to be creating.

However, I want to introduce a new mantra to this community, one that I feel needs to co-exist with all the mantras about productivity, and that is be kind to yourself.

So yes, you’re not feeling too motivated right now and you didn’t write for a week. It’s okay. 

So yes, you’re experiencing writers block, and no, you didn’t make an outline, but that’s okay. That’s just your process. It’s okay to work how you like to work even if most writers say it’s a bad idea.

So yes, you don’t like what you wrote, and even though you know you can fix it while you’re editing, it’s okay to feel discouraged right now. Allow yourself to have emotional reactions to your work. 

So yes, you fell behind on your goals, didn’t finish that book, fell out of love with the idea and abandoned it, didn’t win NaNoWriMo, and haven’t written in two weeks. It’s okay. You’re not a machine. 

So yes, you’re discouraged. That’s normal. You’re not a failure because you can’t meet the standard of productivity we’ve created in this community because here’s the thing, few can. I can’t consistently or for long periods of time, I burn out. That’s normal.

This whole productivity-obsessed, if-you’re-not-pushing-yourself-to-reach-your-goals-in-every-way-possible-you’re-not-doing-your-dreams-justice, step-up-your-game mindset is not healthy for a lot of people. 

The standard this community is setting is ridiculously high for most people within it to reach–many of who are young, new writers, just trying to explore the craft and learn, and yet are being met with this immense pressure in order to be taken seriously, and many of who are students, have jobs, have other reasons why they can’t be writing machines, or are simply new writers who aren’t ready to produce at that output yet. We shouldn’t be creating this communal pressure to create create create or you’re not good enough. 

Allow yourself to take breaks.

Allow yourself to pants a project if you want.

Allow yourself to have emotional ups and downs in relation to your art because that is normal.

Be kind to yourself. You’re not a failure. 

Word Prompts // Death
  1. “I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
  2. “To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
  3. “Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.”
  4. “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
  5. Death ends a life, not a relationship.”
  6. “You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”
  7. “It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.”
  8. “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear.”
  9. “ We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.”
  10. “Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life.”
  11. “I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn’t make up my mind which of the figs I would choose.”
  12. “I will protect you until you die, and after your death I will still protect you.”
  13. “I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”
  14. Death must be so beautiful.”
  15. Death is for the dead.
  16. “ To me, Fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death.
  17. “ Over and over you play this out, like some ominous dance with death just before dawn. Why? “
  18. “Don’t be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.”
  19. “Even death has a heart.”
  20. “Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.”
  21. “The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.
  22. “I would have chosen death for a chance to tell you the truth, if I could have been assured that death would be my own.”
  23.  “ Last is the door of death. The final resort. Nothing can hurt us after we are dead, or so we have been told.”
  24. “In that moment before I let go, I really had been contemplating my death. I’d come to terms with it and accepted it.
  25. “If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character…Would you slow down? Or speed up?”
  26. “Ignore those that make you fearful and sad, that degrade you back towards disease and death.”
  27. “ Do you know where the wicked go after death?
  28. “When the self-congratulatory part of the evening is over, maybe we could get back to saving my best friend from being exsanguinated to death?
  29. “You only live twice: Once when you are born; And once when you look death in the face”
  30. “Every life has death and every light has shadow. Be content to stand in the light and let the shadow fall where it will.”
  31. “And O there are days in this life, worth life and worth death.
  32. “No. Even though I’m practically starving to death, he won’t even consider it.
  33. Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities.”
  34. “Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.”
  35. Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder”
  36. “Life isn’t fair, it’s just fairer than death, that’s all.”
  37. “ There is no drinking after death.
  38. Death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it.”
  39. “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”
  40. “Someone who thinks death is the scariest thing doesn’t know a thing about life.”
  41. “Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.”
  42. Death is no more than passing from one room into another.”
  43. “I am so far from being a pessimist…on the contrary, in spite of my scars, I am tickled to death at life.”
  44. “Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
  45. “People living deeply have no fear of death.
  46. “I don’t want to fade away, I want to flame away - I want my death to be an attraction, a spectacle, a mystery. A work of art.”
  47. “I just want to break that song into pieces and love them all to death.
  48. Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive. Never surrender.”
  49. “ I would know him in death, at the end of the world.”
  50. “Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous, possessive love that grabs at what it can.”
  51. “Fear not death for the sooner we die, the longer we shall be immortal.”
  52. “I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.”
  53. “I’m not afraid of death. It’s the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.”
  54. “Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.”
  55. “Why do people want to pretend that death is sleep? It isn’t. It isn’t.”
  56. “So we drove on toward death through the cooling twilight.”
  57. “The heart dies a slow death, shedding each hope like leaves until one day there are none. No hopes. Nothing remains.”
  58. “There are so many worse things than death. Not to be loved or not to be able to love: that is worse.”

dexter starters ( showtime’s dexter s2ep2.)

  • “ i finally get a chance to kill and i can’t do it.”
  • “ and now all my secrets are floating to the surface.”
  • “ how did i lose it? how do i find it again?”
  • “ how can i solve a crime when i can’t even solve what’s wrong with me?”
  • “ has a nice ring to it, no?”
  • “ last thing ___ needs is another serial killer.”
  • “ why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”
  • “ what would i do without you?”
  • “ grandma really talks like that?”
  • “ you get the point. right, bitch?”
  • “ fucking people don’t want our help.”
  • “ this stuff never gets to you?”
  • “ i’m more of a cry on the inside kinda guy.”
  • “ what? i’m so over that.”
  • “ just… prove it to me.”
  • “ it’s like you’re just fucking with me.”
  • “ couldn’t pick a worse time, right?”
  • “ hey, how about you take off? let me handle this.”
  • “ i couldn’t let you do that.”
  • “ i owe you.”
  • “ i can’t even go there.”
  • “ this one’s on us, man.”
  • “ i have to focus. tune everything out.”
  • “ timing could be better.”
  • “ … oh. it’s you.”
  • “ who else you got following you?”
  • “ go ahead. try it. i’ve been waitin’.”
  • “ this neighborhood? it’s full of crazies. i’d lock my doors.”
  • “ bathroom’s all yours.”
  • “ we ran outta glasses?”
  • “ come on, give it a chance.”
  • “ sweetie, what’s the matter?”
  • “ what kind of weird?”
  • “ no. no, calm was what i was 35 minutes ago. pissed is what i am now.”
  • “ hey! who want’s eggos? i got blueberry, or chocolate. or both.”
  • “ assholes! they did everything but help.”
  • “ which assholes were you talking to?”
  • “ i didn’t ask for your help, or your advice.”
  • “ i’ll never understand how people deal with death. why they can’t just… put it in it’s place.”
  • “ not exactly ideal in the element of surprise department.”
  • “ i have to find a new way to dispose of the body.”
  • “ you totally douched me in there.”
  • “ you clocked a guy in a bar who touched your arm…“
  • “ well, thank you for the fucking vote of confidence.”
  • “ hey. just visualize that door of opportunity opening up wide for you, bro, and just walk right through it.”
  • “ you keep up with this woo-woo shit, imma walk right through you.”
  • “ that come with a story?”
  • “ well, you should be more careful, amigo.”
  • “ they had to bring in outside talent. which would be moi.”
  • “ bet this guy never expected his work to see in the light of day.”
  • “ i bet you’re right.”
  • “ still, it can’t be easy to hide a body nowadays.”
  • “ you shittin’ me?”
  • “ hypothetical: how do you make sure disposed body stay disposed?”
  • “ don’t all those run the risk of contact with the outside world?”
  • “ you got a better idea?”
  • “ there is no such thing as the perfect crime. not in my experience, anyway.”
  • “ well, we have something in common.”
  • “ miss me?”
  • “ i need to clear the decks… and my head.”
  • “ they, uh… ate my puppy.”
  • “ you may have to get closer than you like.”
  • “ i’m doin’ enough damage on my own.”
  • “ that was a yes. sounded like a no, but… yeah.”
  • “ you scared the shit outta me.”
  • “ how you doin’?”
  • “ don’t! you fuckin’ asked… so, how am i doing? i’m just fine.”
  • “ come on, don’t get the shakes now. this is no time for performance anxiety.”
  • “ i’ve been waitin’ for you.”
  • “ come out, come out, wherever you are!”
  • “ what the hell is wrong with me?”
  • “ it’s okay, i got you.”
  • “ don’t leave me! please, don’t leave me!”
  • “ want me to knock out some doors? or maybe some heads?”
  • “ what fucking asshole left this here?”
  • “ it’s ‘special agent’ fucking asshole.”
  • “ frankly, you’re more of a leader than a team-player.”
  • “ i’m not convinced you play well with others.”
  • “ i feel like a jigsaw-puzzle missing a piece.”
  • “ i’ve been calling you for hours.”
  • “ i kinda pulled an all nighter.”
  • “ it’s, uh… it’s taking me to places i never thought i’d go.”
  • “ he was such a destructive force. why can’t you just put him behind you?”
  • “ i’m just gonna make you late.”
  • “ dammit, ___!  i need you there too.”
  • “ you have no idea what this feels like.”
  • “ can’t wait to get another door slammed in my face.”
  • “ that’s it. put that out into the universe, alright?”
  • “ look on the bright side. comically, we’re batting a thousand.”
  • “ please, don’t shoot me, miss/mister.”
  • “ if i believed in god. if i believed in sin… this is the place where i’d be sucked straight to hell… if i believed in hell.”
  • “ i’m so sorry for your loss.”
  • “ i’m not sorry.”
  • “ you’re still here.”
  • “ i killed you.”
  • “ no. you just took my life.”
  • “ so how do i make you go away?”
  • “ i’m not like them.”
  • “ now, if it helps, i can tell you it’s not your fault, what you did to me.”
  • “ i’m not human.”
  • “ no. you’re just fucked up.”
  • “ you think it’s as simple as that?”
  • “ excuse me, i opened this by mistake.”
  • “ today it is all about the win. i think we really should enjoy this.”
  • “ i really appreciate your support.”
  • “ it was simple, really.”
  • “ all i had to do was put myself into the mind of a killer. hardly a stretch.”
  • “ trust me, you’re not going anywhere this time.”
  • “ who the fuck are you?”
  • “ that kind of talk is just gonna bring you closer to your victims.”
  • “ no, maybe you didn’t do the deed, but the blood is on your hands.”
  • “ a lot of blood is on your hands.”
  • “ why do you care about these people?”
  • “ why are you doing this to me?”
  • “ i’m not so much doing this to you as i’m doing it for me.”
  • “ you leave pain wherever you go.”
  • “ you kill me, what do you leave behind?”
  • “ look at that, steady as a surgeon.”
  • “ this kill was just the first of the loose ends i needed to tie off.”
  • “ i need to see you.”
  • “ i’m just dropping somebody off, can it wait?”
  • “ a shoe? you wanted to see me about a shoe?”
  • “ i didn’t have a lot to hope for until i met you.”
  • “ you gave me something to believe in when i didn’t even believe in myself.”
  • “ it’s not your fault.”
  • “ it was totally an act of impulse.”
  • “ what are you trying to say, that you planned on acting on impulse?”
  • “ that’s where you disappeared to at all hours of the night like clark fucking kent.”
  • “ if the eyes are the window to the soul, then grief is the door. as long as it’s closed, it’s the barrier between knowing and not knowing. walk away from it and it stays closed forever. but open it, and walk through it, and pain becomes truth.”
  • “ i’ve been preparing for this my entire life.”
  • “ it’s annoying, isn’t it?”
  • “ i’m not taking the bait.”
  • “ you’re up late.”
  • “ you don’t need to do this. you don’t need to do this now.”
  • “ temporary insanity.”
  • “ you’re right. i smell like a fucking sewer.”
  • “ i had to say goodbye in order to reconnect with what’s really important. with who i was.”
  • “ rest in peace… i am.”
Fire Emblem Fates Private Quarters sentence starters

“Did you need some music to relax to?”
“I would love to hear the story of how you fell in love…”

“I’m glad we’re finally getting the chance to know each other.”

“Is this about the thing I broke? I am SO sorry!”

“I brought you a snack…Oops.”

“thanks for inviting me over…and for not asking me to clean your room!”

“Thanks for always being so nice to me…”

“I know we’re friends, but I’m still happy to work for you.”

“I’ll always walk by your side. And hopefully not trip you constantly.”

“Care for a cup of tea? I brought a hot kettle just in case.”

“I though you might be famished, so I brought you some refreshments.”

“Do other guests get the same sterling treatment here?”

“When we’re together like this, it feels just like old times.”

“Would you mind if I hide out here awhile?”
“Thanks to you, I am still alive. Thank you, my friend.”

“I shall dedicate every waking moment to securing your health and happiness.”

“I hope you like talking about animal husbandry and cooking…”

“I’m not sure it’s good for me to be seen in here…”

“Teaching you to pick a lock won’t take long, but I gotta ask… Why?”

“I can think of a few people who’d hate to see us being friendly like this.”

“Y'know, if things had turned out differently, we could have really gotten to be friends.”

“I’m glad you invited me here. I really needed a break.”

“If this is how it is, I’ll get my slippers. We can all cuddle.”

“What’s with all the racket in here? Are you playing the drums or something?”

“Why did you invite me here again?”

“I finally feel like I can trust you. What? It’s a compliment!”

“I Really appreciate you offering to help. You give the best advice.”

“Your room is so nice… Thanks for giving me a tour.”

“If you don’t mind, maybe we could spend more time together. Is that selfish?”

“You make me want to try my hardest to be a better person!”

“You sent for me? Well, I’ve got a few questions to ask you too.”

“That seemed completely pointless, But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.”

“I’m sorry that you’re totally wrong about everything.“
“I know you wanted to talk to me about something, but I forgot what it was…”

“I wonder how you’d look in something new?”

“I don’t like being inside. I’d rather be outside training.”

“Shall I perform for you? Reciting poetry is one of my gifts…”

“My room was dark. You don’t mind if I sleep in here…do you?”

“Do you have anything to eat? I’m starving!

“I really miss my family sometimes…”
“Hey if you’re ever lonely… I’m here.”

“I’ve never felt so taken care of. I wouldn’t mind coming here more often…”

“Ok. Let’s hear your latest knock-knock joke. I hope it’s good.”

“You’re not going to lecture me on my temper again, are you?”

“I Brought some more face paint like you asked.”

“It’s brave to summon me when I’m all worked up. Are you ready to fight?”

“I’d be glad to help you with some chores. It’s no trouble at all…”

“Nothing is more important than training, but I suppose one must also rest every now and then.”

“Did you have a long day? Let me rub your head.”

“Just tell me who I need to kill to make you happy, sweetie.”

“What are you doing? You’re obviously not studying.”

“Are you ready for our tickle fight?”

“I’m planning to chat up some girls later. Mind if I run some lines by you?”
“This has been fun, but I need to get in some dance practice today.”

“You know what would look great on you? The blood of our enemies!”

“Next one I slay in battle is all for you!”
“You’re not going to make me play that game again, are you? I won fair and square!”

“I brought the poison like you asked. Do you want to taste it? A sip won’t kill you.”

“You didn’t summon me here to braid your hair, did you?”

“Who did you want to exact revenge on this time? Go ahead… you can tell me.”

“You seem nervous. Was this meant to be a date?”

“If you don’t have anything planned for tonight, I can think of a few suggestions…”

“It’s so revealing to see your room like this.”

“I’d offer to give you a massage, but…. I might break you.”

“You need a jar opened or something? No problem.”

“I am ready to administer Justice!”

“Tell me…. Does a vigorous romance keep you young at heart?”

“I hope you’re grateful to have such a safe haven.”

“I don’t know why…but I get exited every time you invite me over!”

“This was fun. Ok, bye.”

“Your room is looking really clean. Here. Let me sprinkle some dust around for you.”

“I’m ready to plan our next prank. So who’s the unlucky guy this time?”

“Kind of you to have me over. and not to clean, right?”

“May I assist you? We must keep your things in working order.”

“I’m here! Where are the appetizers? What kind of party is this?”

“It’s so weird to be a guest and not the host. I think I like it!”

“Your party games are the silliest. I’m taking notes…”

“I don’t need any divine insight to know we’ll always be friends.”

“I’m home! Are you going to ask me about my day now?”

“I’ve been rehearsing our duet. Should we do some vocal warm-ups?”

“Are you going to show me your drawing? I’d love to see your artwork.”

“Are you going to teach me that tune you were whistling?”
“I just clocked out. This won’t take long, will it?”

“Shall I brew you some coffee now? I could use some too.”

“I have up on a nap to come visit you… and I’m glad I did.”

“Are we here to chat, or is there something I should be apologizing for?”

“I’m glad we got to talk. It helps me forget about the bad stuff.”

“I picked some fragrant herbs for you… wanna smell?”

“So are we going to hang out…together?”

“Maybe i’ll bag a bear soon. I’ll bring it here if I do!”

“I came all the way here, so you better make it worth my while. A few cupcakes will do the trick.”

“Why would you invite me over during snack time? Snack time is sacred!”

“Let’s play! The floor is hot lava. Quick! Jump on the bed!”

“I didn’t realize this would be such an…informal…get-together”

“Is it customary for people to spend together time like this? I wasn’t aware…”

“You summon me here / For some poetry lessons. / Too bad you’re hopeless.”

“How very tranquil it is here. I wish the world was the same.”

“Wow. This room really IS a mess. You should really let me help.”

“I hope I’m the only one you invite back here….”

“I know I don’t NEED to put a spell on you…but I think I’m going to anyway.”

“May I look at your book collection again?”

“I wish you’d let me help you decorate. Some of these fabrics are so dreary!”

“All right, here’s my greatest beauty tip: love yourself, no matter what ugly things other people say.”

“Did you just invite me here to tease me… or what?”

“We’re not planning on staying up all night telling each other ghost stories, are we?”

“Anytime you want to clean, just ask me! We might find some lint!”

“Your room is huge! There’s tons of space to play!”

“I love hearing about your dreams.”

“I swear that when I achieve true transcendent power, I will use it in your service!”

“I’m here for my singing lessons. I know… I’m hopeless!”

“Do you want me to do the cheer-up dance? It will turn your frown upside down!”

“Whew…it’s hot in here! I’m just gonna take off my–Oh, sorry. Is that not appropriate?”

“You know what this place needs? Kitten posters!”

Pirates of the Caribbean sentence meme!
Quotes from all four movies under the cut - 300 total! Send in a sentence or send in  for a random starter!

1. A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
2. Best start believing in ghost stories. You’re in one.
3. I feel nothing.
4. You’ve seen a ship with black sails that’s crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
5. But I have seen a ship with black sails.
6. So this is where your heart truly lies, then?
7. I’m actually feeling rather good about this.
8. I thought I had you figured. Turns out you’re a hard man to predict.
9. A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
10. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for.
11. So we’re all men of our word, really.
12. Well, you’ve proven they’re mad.
13. That’s not much incentive to fight fair then, is it?
14. In a fair fight, I’d kill you.
15. Put it away. It’s not worth getting beat again.
16. I want you to leave and never come back.
17. I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means ‘no’.
18. Well, I suppose if it is worthless there’s no point in me keeping it.
19. The code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules.
20. One good deed is not enough to save a man from a lifetime of wickedness.

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Sanders Sides Starters pt. 1
  • ❛  believe it or not I was quite the nerd in school.  ❜
  • ❛  greeting wonderful citizens! and you nerds.  ❜
  • ❛  the important thing to keep in mind is that nobody is perfect. everyone comes with their own flaws.  ❜
  • ❛  are we bringing up your flaws now ? because if so get ready to take a lot of notes.  ❜
  • ❛  you procrastinate a lot, you can be a bit selfish with your food and your other belongings, you’re definitely not the most adventurous person –  ❜
  • ❛  nope! nope we are not talking about fears. I’m well aware of those.  ❜
  • ❛  wow. that was a surprisingly deep and poignant question.  ❜
  • ❛  where do babies come from ? I know it’s got something to do with storks.  ❜
  • ❛  do you know how often you say you can’t cook ? lot’s of times. do you know how often you try to learn how to cook ? zero times !  ❜
  • ❛  your face is scary !  ❜
  • ❛  which we all know is referred to as adultery !  ❜
  • ❛  you’re a real pizza work.  ❜
  • ❛  ta ta ! I wish you the best of luck in your adultery !  ❜
  • ❛  oh I’m sorry was I not wanted at this exact second ?  ❜
  • ❛  what are you doing different ? what are you doing wrong ? what are you forgetting to do ?  ❜
  • ❛  sorry kid but this is what I do.  ❜
  • ❛  he’s severely lacking in the knowledge department.  ❜
  • ❛  I hear what you’re saying and I do care about that, but here’s the thing: I don’t really care about that.  ❜
  • ❛  oh good ! my anxiety ! right on time.  ❜
  • ❛  all these thought and emotions in complete turmoil ? how could I not show up to this party ?  ❜
  • ❛  get over it. you’re the least popular character and you know it.  ❜
  • ❛  curse you for making me laugh !  ❜
  • ❛  uhg. I do not like you.  ❜
  • ❛  give it up. resolutions are nothing more than empty promises to yourself.  ❜
  • ❛  you sicken me. you can’t always rely on a catchy tune to solve your problems !  ❜
  • ❛  you besmirch the name of disney ? this time you have gone too far !  ❜
  • ❛  really ? this is where you draw the line ?  ❜
  • ❛  he was a very busy prince ! he had a lot on his mind !  ❜
  • ❛  it’s totally fine to believe a random stranger when they tell you to jump out the window when they’ve already broken into your house.  ❜
  • ❛  don’t sign a contract without having your mer-lawyer look over all the fine print and stipulations.  ❜
  • ❛  I just wanna support you in everything you do !  ❜
  • ❛  clickbait works (name) !  ❜
  • ❛  I kept disney channel stars from starving !  ❜
  • ❛  I almost died on a disney channel set !  ❜
  • ❛  talk about the food !  ❜
  • ❛  dad jokes, they work every time.  ❜
  • ❛  can you like, stop, for once in your life ?  ❜
  • ❛  I know your limits, that’s all I was saying.  ❜
  • ❛  what issue ? you’re totally fine.  ❜
  • ❛  he literally has dreams that are delusional and highly unrealistic.  ❜
  • ❛  WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE !?  ❜
  • ❛  I’m not your son.  ❜
  • ❛  bigger house means more dogs !  ❜
  • ❛  I learned so much today !  ❜
  • ❛  roses are red, violets are blue … sunflowers are yellow, tulips come in all sorts of colors, so do roses – I really like flowers – daffodils are also yellow.  ❜
  • ❛  I know big words too ! … saaaxaphone –  ❜
  • ❛  I’ve got an idea ! don’t. don’t even try.  ❜
  • ❛  that’s not how people work.  ❜
  • ❛  I would like to speak from the heart, but hearts don’t have mouths.  ❜
  • ( laughing ) ❛  well, I’m hopelessly crushed.  ❜
  • ❛  not talk about me ?  ❜
  • ❛  you find out what might be making their life difficult …  and you kill it.  ❜
  • ❛  weddings are nothing but outdated, expensive pageantry.  ❜
  • ❛  plus the diamond industry is incredibly unethical.  ❜
  • ❛  stop. you’re upsetting him.  ❜
  • ❛  I am feeling all types of bad.  ❜
  • ❛  I wasn’t trying to help.  ❜
  • ❛  what are you laughing at Hot Topic ?  ❜
  • ❛  you’re implying that you love us !  ❜
  • ❛  I gotta go bury that dragon witch body.  ❜
  • ❛  home maintenance is not a joke.  ❜
  • ❛  I’m a textbook procrastinator.  ❜
  • ❛  didn’t take you for the dress up type.  ❜
  • ❛  NO YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH US.  ❜
  • ❛  did you actually look in a mirror when you put that on ?  ❜
  • ❛  it can’t be a bad video if you never make one.  ❜
  • ❛  when in doubt, remember that everything we do is all pointless anyways.  ❜
  • ❛  bleak, but I appreciate you trying to contribute.  ❜
  • ❛  elementary my dear … daddy.  ❜
  • ❛  who gave him a knife !?  ❜
  • ❛  (name) and I are playing dress up, (name) is making us question our existence and I found a dollar !  ❜
  • ❛  ha ! I like that nickname and I’m gonna use it now.  ❜
  • ❛  how could you do it ? I trusted you.  ❜
  • ( sighs ) ❛  feelings, the bane of my existence.  ❜
  • ❛  is it because I have a dollar and you don’t ?  ❜
  • ❛  I am the cause of this, but I’m also the solution – to a problem I have caused and will inevitably resolve.  ❜
  • ❛  am I in a paradoxical loop where I endlessly generate a problem and try to solve it like a snake devouring its own tail in order to satiate its hunger !?  ❜
  • ❛  that was dark even for me.  ❜
  • ❛  shush and make a face of agreement like everyone else.  ❜
  • ❛  don’t screw it up !  ❜
  • ❛  you … never want me to stick around …  ❜
  • ❛  MOTHER F–  ❜
  • ❛  get me out of here please. I need to leave.  ❜
  • ❛  bippity boppity boo-yah !  ❜
  • ❛  that’s one of those outbursts that we internalize.  ❜
  • ❛  I know you intended to hurt my feelings, but I AM JUST SO DARN PROUD OF YOU THAT YOU MADE A DAD JOKE !  ❜
  • ❛  I also still maintain my MySpace page. it’ll bounce back.  ❜
  • ❛  I usually go and sit on a surface that isn’t meant to be sat on because when tomorrow comes I will be faced with even more challenges and I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what ‘is’ and ‘is not’ a chair.  ❜
  • ❛  I basically just listen to The Campfire Song Song from Spongebob on repeat.  ❜
  • ❛  well that was thoroughly and utterly disappointing.  ❜
  • ❛  you know what ? I am done ! I am done here. I am done with all of you.  ❜
  • ❛  he misused the word infinitesimal last week !  ❜
  • ❛  don’t patronize me.  ❜
DEH Sick!Reader HCs (Sincerely Three)

Connor

-Oh my god wtf do you do??

-No seriously help this man

-Despite not having a clue what to do he would try his best.

-He’d probably call you and hear your voice get all raspy and hoarse.

-You bet your sorry sick ass he’d be over in an almost an instant.

-Then he’d hug you, not caring if he got sick too.

-He’d put on your favorite show and sit you on the couch so you could rest.

-If you were cold he would give you his hoodie and get out blankets. So many blankets.

-If you were hot he’d get you to change into something you wouldn’t burn up in.

-But if you had something like the stomach flu OHBOY

-He’d like sit next to you when you would spew chunks (yeah yeah yeah ew gross whatever sorry)

-Would probably hold your hair for you then help you clean up.

-Then this conversation would happen

“How are you still with me I look disgusting and I am disgusting.”

“Shut the fuck up, Y/N. You’re fucking gorgeous.”

-FUCKIN CUDDLES EVERYWHERE OH SHIT

-He would pepper cute lil kisses all over your neck and shit. Like all the time. Every chance he got, not even just when you’re sick.

-If he could cook for shit he would be making you soup, but he orders some food in instead.

-He wouldn’t really baby you, he’d just treat you like royalty. Same with you when he gets sick after all this goes down.

-You’d probably end up falling asleep on him and he’d be totally chill and just cuddle.

-Please don’t hurt him


Evan

-Would hear your voice over the phone and get super worried and ask if he needed to come over.

-You would tell him that you would be fine on your own but he wouldn’t buy it at all.

-He’d come over and apologize talking a mile a minute and seriously

“Iknowyousaidnottocomeoverbutireallyworryaboutyouandwantyoutofeelbettersoibroughtsomestuffandofcourseyoucantellmetoleavebutimherenowandillhelpout.”

-Precious

-Then of course, how tf can you say no to that, you let him in and he drags you to bed.

“noooOoOooOOOO Evan I don’t need to be in bed-”

“I love you, yes you do now I’m going to make you soup.”

“eVaN”

-He’d probably either bring soup or make you soup. Pure.

-Then he’d come back with some soup, a cold washcloth for your forehead and some cold medicine that he brought.

-This would probably happen

“Evan you don’t have to feed me, I can feed myse-”

“Shhh, you’re sick let me do this.”

-If you got cold, bLanKEtS.

-If you got hot, he’d take all the blankets and get you a cold washcloth or an icepack.

-He’d bring you out to the couch eventually and put on a show or movie or something that you like and just cuddle.

-He’d high key baby you, even the smallest of tasks

Need the Kleenex? “iVe gOt iT!!”

Need the bathroom? “iLL caRRY yoU!!”

Need the remote? “dOnT mOvE aN iNcH I gOT iT!!!!”

-If you had the stomach flu he’d totally be the best person to have around.

-He’d probably bring some remedies for your stomach aches

-After you threw up and shit he’d hug you and clean you up

-Probably would have mints on hand

-He tried to avoid getting sick but it’s inevitable.

-Then you would baby him. Pure.


Jared

-First things first, he would probably be over in a millisecond flat.

-He’d bring junk food and video games because he wants you to have fun even if you’re sick.

-Don’t be fucking fooled for a second. If you start coughing or some shit he’ll drop whatever he’s doing and take care of you.

“But what about this game??”

“Shush you’re sick, I don’t give two fucks if I lose.”

-If you’re cold you get The Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman™ brand cuddles. And they’re the best.

-The man is a walking pillow seriously. He’s soft and warm. Squish.

-He’d show you the hottest memes to cheer you up

-If you’re hot then he’ll get you an ice pack.

-But if you have that stomach flu shit oh god

-Jared hates vomit, but tries to help yaknow

-He helps you clean up and go back to video games to keep your mind off the sick

-You probably end up falling asleep on him and drop your controller in his lap.

-You do the same when he gets sick after.

anonymous asked:

ummmm..... I LOOOVE YOUR WORK (≧∇≦) YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SUPER TALENTED! Are YOU A GENIUS???? Sorry for caps...(´-`)If you don't mind, may I request an hc about the RFA + minor trio mistaking mc's twin for mc? Maybe they see her twin with another guy, so they ask mc about it or something... I just love love love your writtiiinngg~~~ I can write whole page! It's all so good that I they're all my favorite! (´Д` ) Sorry if its unclear/bad grammar... Bye(・◇・)/~~~

RFA + MTrio React to Mistaking CM for MC

Omg pls you guys are feeding my ego so much
And don’t worry about your grammar!! Grammar is the hardest part of any language, I cry when I speak anything other than English cause “How do say this” 

Ok anyways

Some of these are going to be those totally cliché “Secret Twin” scenarios that are kind of angsty but I’m gonna try some more lighthearted ones too because I feel like the “I SAW YOU WITH ANOTHER MAN IM LEAVING YOU!!!1!1!” “Babe thats my twin” scenarios have been used quite a bit and I don’t want to pump out something that’s already out here

If you decide you want those scenarios instead though then let me know! Because if you just happen to reallllly like that specific case then I’ll do a short drabble focusing on that

Also sorry in advance for the Choi twin ones, I just feel like they would know about MC’s twin and I the writing for them isn’t up to par with the others but I didn’t want to postpone posting for much longer because of it.

Ok I talk too much lets go

Yoosung:

  • He’s walking by a cafe near campus when he sees you sitting across from another guy
  • He stops dead in the side walk and stares in the window
  • At first he thought you were maybe just..discussing something? With some guy? Who you never told him about…?
  • No he didn’t think that at all his brain went straight to the worst but he couldn’t bare to think it so he came up with every excuse in the book.
  • MC’s a spy and they have to kill this guy
  • He’s a new RFA recruit???
  • He’s a dealer and MC’s buying drugs
  • MC is secretly a vampire and just trying to eat this guy
  • Every thought bubble he had was popped when you leaned over the table and planted a kiss on the mans cheek
  • Yoosung heard his heart-
  • rrrng rrrrng rrrrng rrrng
  • He was going to say breaking but apparently his heart rings when broken?
  • He looked at his phone and your Caller ID was up
  • “Huh?” He looked from his phone to the window, where ‘you’ were still sitting and talking with the strange man
  • He answers the phone, voice a little shakey “H-Hello?”
  • “Yoosung? Hey! Sorry to call but on your way home can you grab soup. I’m feeling like soup for dinner tonight.”
  • ….
  • “Yoosung?”
  • “MC…how are you doing this?”
  • “…Doing what Yoosung?”
  • “Are you a vantrilaquist?”
  • “Yoosung pls just what the fuck are you talking about”
  • “I’m staring at you through a window having coffee with another man…but you’re on the phone with me.”
  • “1. Yoosung that’s creepy that you’re staring at two strangers 2…”
  • His phone beeped and he looked down to see you sent him a picture of you sitting on the couch with a controller in hand, soda on the table, blankly staring at the camera.
  • He snapped a picture of the ‘you’ in the window and sent it back
  • “Yoosung that’s my sister and her boyfriend you egg”
  • “Your sister???? What???”
  • “I told you I had a sister!”
  • “NOT THAT YOU GUYS WERE TWINS”
  • “I assumed when you met her you’d be with me…not that this would happen. This is some TV style mess.” You chuckled, feeling a little guilty. Reflecting on it, you probably would have been upset too if you thought a look a like Yoosung was putting the moves on someone else “So……soup?”
  • “Yeah babe of course, what do you want?”

Jaehee

  • She was at the cafe making -cue Savior Meme going and making a post about Jaehee owning a musical theatre instead- a new brew when you walked in
  • She sees you and casts a warm smile and a “Hey Honey”
  • The person Jaehee thought to be MC cocks their head, slightly confused, but brushes it off as Jaehee being a very friendly Barista
  • The copy cat you stands at the counter, waiting about a minute before Jaehee realizes their presence at the spot
  • “Dear, what are you doing?”
  • The customer furrows their brows and responds slowly, somewhat confused “Ordering coffee…”
  • Jaehee chuckles, amused at you playing customer. She just shakes her head and walks over to the register
  • “Alright, what’ll you have?”
  • “I’ll have an iced Mocha with extra cream no sugar.”
  • Jaehee scribbles it on a cup and gets to work making the drink “Weird choice for you. Didn’t think you were a fan of  mocha, you always seem to prefer vanilla”
  • “I do?” 
  • “Yes silly, you always ask for French vanilla flavoring.”
  • “I ne-” Before your clone can respond though, Jaehee has finished up the drink and handing it over
  • As ‘You’ take the drink, Jaehee leans over the counter and plops a quick kiss on your cheek
  • ‘You’ are frozen on the spot
  • Jaehee opens her eyes to see why you’re suddenly so frigid towards her, but when she opens them she can’t help but glance behind you and see…YOU??
  • “MC?” Jaehee jumped back looking between you and your look a like.
  • “MC?” Your twin turns to you, face still flushed from their sudden kiss. “Is this the surprise you had for me??? A super friendly barista??”
  • “Surprise???” Jaehee exclaimed, still looking between the two of you. “Wait you’re not MC???”
  • Finally you stepped in to clear the confusion
  • “Jaehee! This is my twin …. CM. CM, this is my new Cafe that I run with my girlfriend!”
  • “Girl..friend.” CM turns to look at Jaehee, at the same time the two of them realize everything that just happened concerning the confusion.
  • “I am so so so so so so so so so sorry” Jaehee can not stop apologizing no matter how many times CM says it’s ok.

Zen

  • It was  opening night for his new show
  • He was pumped
  • Sure because of the show, but also because you had shot him a text earlier that day that you were going to bring your sibling. 
  • Zen had yet to meet anyone in your family, so he was excited that you were going to start introducing him to them. It showed how ready you were to spend your life with him and that just made him giddy.
  • So after the show was over he couldn’t wait to find you
  • He scanned the crowd and eventually spotted you in the crowd with a bouquet of roses
  • MC is so sweet he hummed to himself
  • That was his sole moment of calmness before the storm
  • He watched as his coworker walked up to you and started chatting you up. Zen was on the other side of the auditorium, trying to push his way through the flock of people set on congratulating him, so he couldn’t run to your rescue as fast as he liked.
  • He was frustrated but he knew you could handle yourself
  • At least that’s what he thought until his fellow actor’s hand found it’s way to your hand, where the thumb gently brushed back and forth. 
  • Zen’s face turned red, and the shade only grew deeper when he saw his douche bag scene mate’s mouth turn into a cocky looking smirk.
  • He found superhuman speed and agility to push through the crowd and end up right behind you, where he wrapped his arms around you tightly and pressed a long kiss to your cheek
  • “Honey, there you are.” Zen sounded so sweet while his blazing red eyes stared daggers into the green ones of his coworker.
  • “Zen? This is your girlfriend?”
  • “Yes, this is my girlfriend MC.” Zen squinted at the guy. How dare he pretend not to know, Zen only pointed out MC every time she came to a show. Every time she picked him up from rehearsal. Every time-
  • “You said your name was CM” The Actor turned a confused stare to the person in Zen’s arms
  • “I-” They tried to say but
  • “CM?” Zen questioned, he spun them around only to realize “You’re not MC.”
  • “No I’m” Cm tried to say
  • “Zen!” You interjected as you ran over to the 3. “Sorry, I had to run to the bathroom. CM thanks for holding the flowers. Speaking of which, Zen I see you’ve met my twin”
  • Zen’s face turned bright red with blush this time
  • He turned to his fellow actor and CM and started apologizing profusely 

Jumin

  • He knew you had a brother….or…a sister? …or both?
  • He lied he had no clue, he just knew you had some sort of sibling.
  • He was unaware it was a twin
  • A twin who worked as an assistant for a company but was looking to switch, so when they saw C&R was hiring a new chief assistant, they threw an application in
  • So here is Jumin, just sorting through some applications when he sees
  • “CM PlayerPants” 
  • He smirks at the paper, seeing all the information filled out is yours. Your home address, the general store you lived near, your school, graduation, etc.
  • Your picture was even you, just you in a suit and looking very hot professional
  • Now lets face it you and Jumin did some kinky shit sometimes
  • Sometimes your love life together involved role playing
  • Jumin was surprised at how much effort you put into this, but he wasn’t going to spoil it. 
  • He types in the phone number, it’s not your usual cell number, what did you get a prepaid phone just for this?
  • He was in awe with your dedication
  • Rrrng rrrng rrrng
  • “Hello?” Your voice answered
  • He couldn’t hide the smirk on his face “Hello there, Kitten.”
  • “I-I’m sorry?”
  • “Oh my bad” He corrected himself “Hello there, Ms. Playerpants. This is Jumin Han from C&R calling about your application”
  • “Oh! Uh, Hello! Yes, what can I do for you? Does it need any clarification?”
  • “Oh no no no, I think I read you loud and clear.” He lazily flipped through the pages of the resume in front of him
  • “Oh..ok. Is this about the position then?”
  • “Yes” A smirk found it’s way to his lips “Speaking of which, what is your favorite position?”
  • “Excuse me? I don’t think I understand?” The voice on the end was clearly taken aback. Damn, you were making him work for this.
  • “Well I figured I’d give you a say in the matter tonight since you put sooo much work into this. So Kitten, tell me, what would you like to do tonight? Maybe I’ll buy some toys on the way home an-”
  • “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????” Click.
  • Jumin just stared at the phone confused. He shrugged it off because his desk phone went off, and when he answered it was his father calling him to a meeting. Jumin resolved to just handle whatever happened with you when he got home
  • After a long work day he came in the door to see you waiting for him. “Hello Kitten.”
  • “Hey Babe, how was work?”
  • “Good, aside from this strange phone call I made today” A small grin on his face
  • “Oh?” You cocked an eyebrow.
  • “Yes,” He purred as he walked over and started rubbing your shoulders “I thought I had found a new assistant”
  • “OH!” You exclaim, jumping up and remembering something “I forgot to tell you this morning! My twin is applying for the chief assistant job, it completely slipped my mind.”
  • “Your…twin?” Jumin cocked his brows now
  • “Yes! CM!”
  • “C….M” Jumin was quick to catch on to his mistake “Oh my god”

Seven

  • Lets face it
  • You guys may be sick of hearing this but 
  • He knew
  • Of course he knew
  • He stalked the ever-loving-shit out of you
  • He saw photos of the two of you together
  • He insists on you and your twin joining him and Saeran out for lunch all the time
  • You guys have the certified Twin Club in his brain
  • The 4 of you spend so much time together Seven can tell the slight difference between your hair and your twins. How your twin is about a centimeter taller. Your eyes are a little more wide.  He knows. 
  • Which is why he isn’t caught off guard when your twin and you show up in the same room
  • He’s not confused when he sees CM out kissing someone 
  • He knows
  • He loves it
  • #TwinSquad

V

  • His eyesight is so bad he has mini heart attacks once a week thinking he sees you out in public holding hands with someone else
  • Over time he stops freaking out, he starts to recognize you easier, which means he can play ‘Spot the Blurry Difference’ a little better when you two aren’t together
  • Until one day he’s on set doing a photo shoot for a Modeling company that requested his help
  • And he sees…MC? With a headset on ordering some people around to do this and that.
  • The voice is the same. He knows MC’s voice damn well. 
  • And that is MC
  • “MC..” V quietly calls out but with no answer.
  • ‘MC’ Disappears into the crowd of models
  • What the fuck. How could you not tell him? He was a little hurt you never shared your work life with him. Was this where you were when the two of you weren’t together? Did you think he wouldn’t be impressed because he usually focuses on more artsy photography??? Did he say something??? MC please why don’t you love hi-
  • “Hey Hun!” 
  • MC!? V whirled around to see you, but you were talking to one of the models, very flirtatiously he may add. Your hand on their arm and a sweet, sweet smile on your face as you looked at them. He could see that much.
  • He felt his heart break a bit, how could you pretend not to even see him?
  • No. No this couldn’t be you. 
  • Jihyun Kim trusts and loves you and refuses to believe you’d be evil *cough*LikeHowHeTrustedSnakeBitch*cough* 
  • He marches well marches as good as you can while visually impaired up to ‘MC’ and taps them on the arm.
  • MC turns “Can I help you?”
  • “I’m sorry, but you look extremely like a friend of mine. Her name is MC-”
  • The set director in front of him suddenly seems much more friendly “Oh! That’s my twin! Wait, are you V?? MC mentioned they were dating a photographer I didn’t realize it was the one we hired for today! Oh, I’m sorry, Hello I’m CM!”
  • Relief. So much fucking relief on V’s heart.

Vanderwood

  • Neither you nor Vanderwood were aware that Seven was being devious today
  • He had been scarce all day, leaving the two of you to go through the day in overall peacefulness. You guys had spent a bit of time together, but eventually you got up to start cleaning and doing some chores.
  • Yep that’s all normal
  • Until you suddenly walk in the door you did not leave out of
  • “MC?” Vandy stared at you as you looked at him, then walked straight back out the door you just came in
  • Then you walked in the door he thought you originally left from.
  • You crossed the room and into the hall, out of site. He was left a little slackjawed and confused
  • Then you entered from the door he just saw you enter from. Wait what
  • “MC how-”
  • You giggled and ran out another door
  • Only to come back from the hall
  • “OK LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK”
  • His outburst made you jump
  • “Vanderwood wha-”
  • Two doors behind you silently opened, and two almost carbon copies of you peaked their heads through and shushed Vanderwood
  • He was speechless and just violently pointed trying to get you to turn around, but by the time you did the copies of you were gone
  • “What in the fuck-”
  • “Vanderwood what is-”
  • “Yeah Vanderwood why-” An MC copy asked running in from the hall
  • “What’s going on?” Another one said coming in from a room
  • “What the” You looked around and Vanderwood was rubbing his eyes like crazy trying to get whatever form of psycho out of them. 
  • Upon further inspection, you realized one of your clones didn’t look like you aside from the fact they were wearing your clothes and had on a wig that looked like your hair “Seven?”
  • “You got me! Lucky~~Aha~!” Seven cheered pulling the wig off
  • “So who is-” Vanderwood looked to the last copy
  • “Oh, I’m CM! I’m MC’s twin. 707 asked if I would help him out with a little prank and I couldn’t say no” Cm giggled.
  • You all had a good laugh
  • Except Vanderwood

Saeran

  • Ok, you guys might hate me for this one
  • But
  • I feel like he also knows
  • I feel like Seven has told him, and dragged him out on the #TwinClubDates
  • There’s no way Seven wouldn’t constantly talk about you 4 being goals
  • He takes group pictures of you guys all the time
  • He shows Saeran photos of CM constantly asking if he and Saeran look more alike than MC and CM
  • Buuut
  • Even though Saeran knows, he’s totally fucked up before
  • I bet he’s accidentally kissed CM before when MC’s in a spot then leaves only for CM to be left standing somewhere close to where Saeran last saw MC
  • He’s definitely had to play the “Which one am I dating” game when you two first started going out. And he has failed and accidentally grabbed Cm’s hands, causing you two to giggle despite Saeran’s obvious saltiness
  • I’m sorry. This one is really weak but I don’t really have any ideas for it because I feel like Saeran wouldn’t make a big slip up since he’d know MC had a twin cause of Seven. 
Escape Avoidance

The clacking of your heels was the only sound present in the empty hallway as you made your way to a lecture. The sound was drowned out by the sudden interruption of your ringtone which you quickly silenced. It was minutes to 9AM and you did not want to be late for class. You waited for the caller’s face to fade to black before you shoved your phone into your coat pocket.

Your lecture ended at 11AM but you remained inside the lecture hall for any follow up questions some of the students might have. You were accommodating one of the students who frequently hit on you when your phone rang again. Seeing Christian’s face as the caller, you flipped the phone and went back to answering whatever obvious question the student was throwing at you.

When he finally left the lecture hall, you sat back and closed your eyes, rubbing your temples.

“Professor? Do you have time? I’ve got to ask you about something.” A male student’s voice echoed from near the door.

“Yeah, sure. Come in. What is it about?” you say as cheerfully as you can, sitting up.

“Are you free for lunch, Professor?” Christian says grinning as he approaches you.

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Monsta X reaction to their s/o being a very busy university student

requested by anon~

a/n: i hope you guys enjoy reading this! credits to the owners for these gifs :)

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Originally posted by hyungnu

Shownu; Being busy with university never really bothered Shownu though. Once you give him notice that you’ll be busy for a couple of weeks, this appa would totally be supporting you all throughout. He’d actually tell you to take some break or if ever you had any problem you can call him and ask him. Despite not being able to spend time with each other, Shownu would ask you for your schedule and would actually make time for you whenever you’re taking a break. He would also constantly send messages that would literally cheer you on and he would also call you from time to time, asking how you are or have you eaten or just take a break for awhile. Or he’d also be all ears when you have a rant or if you badly need him, he’d be there right away to make you relaxed and stress free.

  • appa nu (8:32 pm): Hey, [y/n]! I hope you’re doing well. Don’t forget to take a break, okay? I know you can do this and don’t forget to eat alright? I’ll call you in a bit. I love you and I miss you so so much! 
  • appa nu (9:15 pm): Baby, I bought some ice creams and some of your favorite dishes. Do you want me to go there and feed you? Don’t get too stressed okay?

Babe, how’s studying?”

“I haven’t been able to sleep for 2 straight days oppa and here I am, drinking my 6th coffee and I’ve never been so dead in my entire life.”

“You should take a break, babe. I’ll be there in a few and once I get there, you better be ready to take a break, understood?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Alright. See you soon, I love you and you can do it! Fighting!”

“I love you too!”

Originally posted by hyu-k

Wonho; By the minute Wonho knew that you’ll be busy starting today, he’d be sad. A sulky and pouty Wonho would actually appear. But then he would try to understand that you’re pursuing your dreams and all and that he needs to support you….. another but, he’d be super duper lonely. He would snap you tons of selfies and other stuff that he’s been doing with the boys. And he’d also call you from time to time, reminding you how much he loves you and how much he misses you and how much he’s there to support you with all his heart and soul (lol) and if ever you’re feeling lonely, he’s always available for you.

Hyung, what are you doing?”

“I’m waiting for the message?”

“What message?”

“Her reply.”

  • fluffybunny (6:05 pm): hey, baby! I know you’re busy studying and other school-related stuff but I just wanted to say that I miss you so so much and I love you so so much! Fighting! Don’t ever give up, okay? I’ll always be here for you no matter what. I’ll facetime you once you’re free, alright? Lovelots :* xoxo

What did she say hyung?”

“Here.”

  • mybaby (6:08 pm): Aww, I love you and I miss you so so much babe! Don’t worry, I’ll be done after an hour or so. I won’t give up, I promise. Thank you babe! *insert smiley face*

Originally posted by kihqun

Kihyun; Kihyun would actually be clingy to be honest. You weren’t able to message him that often since you’d be at the library, making your thesis paper with your partner or something. But then once you’ll go to their dorm and take a break for a while, he’d be extremely clingy. Back hugging you and all and would even tell you that you’ve become a lot prettier despite looking like a zombie. And when you’re at home while burying yourself in a pile of schoolworks, he’d actually barge in and start cooking some dinner for you since he’s scared that you might starve yourself to death. But then, when you’re away from each other, he’d also send you some texts of encouragement and all.

Okay…. the axial parts are the head, neck and body while the appendicular skeleton consists of–”

“Babe, I’m home! Do you want some kimchi jiggae?”

“Yes, please.”

“Alright, just wait for a couple minutes okay? *gives you a kiss on the cheeks*”

  • cutiehyunnie (11:24 am): Baby, don’t forget to eat okay? I prepared some bento box for you and I placed it inside your bag. Don’t stress yourself out okay? I know that you’re the brightest woman that I’ve ever known and I know that you can ace them all! I love you and just text me when you’re done okay? You don’t need to reply. 
  • cutiehyunnie (4:46 pm): Yah! How come your room is so dirty? Aigoo, now I have to clean all of this. I’ll let you pass this time since you’re busy with university. Come home early, okay?

Originally posted by jeonfhan

Minhyuk; This boy would not leave you alone. He’d be at your place whenever you’re home. He’d be playing by himself while you’re busy studying in your room. But then you wouldn’t be able to concentrate since he’ll be bugging you like if you wanted to eat Chinese food or something. However, when you’re at school and you’re busy running the student government, he’d literally send you tons of pictures of him and messages and video messages and voice messages, everything that can send his message! And when you don’t reply, he’d still continue to send you messages. And you’ll actually have 100+ messages coming from him.

Babe, what do you want to eat?”

“Not now, Minhyuk.”

“Okay…”

“Hey babe–”

“Minhyuk. Not. Now.”

“Okay okay…”

“Babe–”

“Okay fine I want jjajangmyeon and tangsuyuk. Now shut up and let me review all these paperworks.”

  • minmoongie (2:30 pm): BABE I MISS U SO SO MUCH
  • minmoongie (2:33 pm): Babe, guess what? I just went out to buy some toothbrush and I saw some totoro onesie that you’ve wanted
  • minmoongie (2:33 pm): So I bought them for you as a reward for your hard work!
  • minmoongie (2:35 pm): Babe babe, have you eaten already? What do you want for dinner? I can order some chicken and send it to you? Babe, pls reply

Originally posted by bangtan-monsta

Hyungwon; He’d be sad. A sad pepe is a sad pepe. He would totally understand but he’d feel really lonely. So lonely. That a lonely pepe would be born. He wouldn’t be that clingy tho. He’d send you messages from time to time but then there would be times that he’d forget since he would probably fall asleep before sending the message. But then, when he’s able to send you a message, it’d be really flowery. Lol, it’d be a speech. And when he’s at your place, he’d wrap his arms around your waist and rest his chin on your shoulder while you continue doing your paperworks. 

  • pepe (8:46 am): Hey, I’m so sorry I wasn’t able to reply to you last night since… I fell asleep hehe. Anyways, I hope that my princess was able to eat breakfast today. Don’t forget to shower okay? I want you to fresh and ready to face the world. And don’t forget anything so that you won’t be stressed out later and rush back home to get it, okay? I also hope that you’ll be able to eat your lunch and dinner later. Don’t forget to rest since I don’t want the love of my life to be tired just like me. Anyways, I love you very much and I can’t wait to see you this week! I hope you’ll still be as sexy and beautiful and wonderful like the last time! :*

Mmm, you’re studying mandarin? *insert hyungwon’s sleepy voice*”

“Yes, babe.”

“Do you want me to help you?”

“No thanks babe. Just sleep, okay? I’ll wake you up once I’m done.”

“Okay. *rests his head on your lap while you study*”

“You’re so warm, babe. *nuzzles his face onto your stomach*”

“I know, I’m hot.”

“Hot like me, yes?”

Originally posted by timetoemptythetrash

Jooheon; He’d be really clingy. I mean more clingy compared to the other dudes. He’d constantly send you messages and even just random emojis, cute emojis that looked like him to be exact. Once he calls you, he’d be in full aegyo mode, like legit. Sometimes, he’d also whine when you’re not able to reply back or answer his calls but he’d also be pretty understanding to your situation since there are also times when he’s busy. When you’re able to rest for just a couple of minutes, he’d facetime you right away since he missed every single thing about you. He’d be all smiles when he sees you to be honest.

Omo, you look so cute with that sweater on babe!”

“It’s the same sweater that I wore yesterday tho.”

“But still, you still look cute hehehe!”

“Whatever babe. Anyways, I miss you.”

“Aww, I miss you more babe! Hey, are you free this Saturday? I want to go on a date with you.”

“I’m so sorry babe, I have a meeting the whole day for our department week.”

“How about dinner?”

“I guess it’s a date then.”

  • honey (3:21 am): (✿╹◡╹) don’t i look cute?
  • honey (3:22 am): (^ω^)i love you!
  • honey (3:25 am): ಠ_ಠ < he looks like changkyun lol

Originally posted by monbeboo

I.M; Changkyun would literally be curious with what you’re getting busy with. If it’s about something science-y, he’d literally call you and let you study out loud since he also wants to learn. Sometimes, the random facts that would come out from his mouth would also be part of the test!! Since you’re busy with university, you could rarely message him but then Changkyun on the other hand, has a lot of time in his hand and would constantly send you some random facts and some meme photos of the boys (lol). But then he’d also send you some sweet messages tho.

  • i.am.changkyun. (10:23 am): Hey [y/n], did you know that the smallest penguin on the planet is only 16 inches tall?! Amazing right?!
  • i.am.changkyun. (10:26 am): Did you also know that there are more lifeforms living on your skin than there are people on the planet?
  • i.am.changkyun. sent a photo (11:45 am)
  • i.am.changkyun. (11:46 am): lololol just look at hyungwon hyung’s face as he devoured the whole turkey leg!!
  • i.am.changkyun. (8:56 pm): Hey, I know this is out of the blue but I love you and I’ve always believed in you. I miss you already. I can’t wait to hang out with you soon baby! Don’t stress yourself too hard okay? Or else I’ll be forced to stay there for two straight nights ;)

hey, what are you studying?

“the parts of the frog, why?”

can you read it out loud? I want to learn about it too!”

“Okay, fine. You’ve never fail to surprise me Changkyun.”

anonymous asked:

Mc trying to seduce rfa + v &Saeran using the virgin killing sweater 😂😂🍑🍑👀👀

Oh my goddd. I had never heard of the virgin killing sweater before (if you haven’t either, I highly suggest looking it up - my first introduction into it was this article) and everything I’ve seen on it is just the girl wearing the sweater and nothing else so that’s kind of what I had in mind when I wrote these lolol. I swear this is totally something I would illustrate if I actually could art. Thank you, anon, this was genuinely a joy to write! I hope I did it justice!

I mean…MC really does love her sweaters.

Requests are open.~


✦ZEN:

  • he’s been practicing for rehearsal all day
  • at this point he has everything down but he’s still going
    • “Zenny…you’ve been at it all day…come take a break with me.~”
    • “I just need to practice a little more, I have to do a good job.”
  • well…drastic times call for drastic measures
  • you had heard the craze and bought one…just in case
  • the virgin killing sweater now time to see if it works
  • you come out of the room wearing it
    • “Are you sure you can’t take just a little break, Zenny?”  
  • something in your tone of voice makes him turn around
  • and he FREEZES
  • you have unleashed The BEAST™
  • has you pinned to the wall so fast omg what rehearsal?
  • doesn’t even make it to the bedroom tbh
    • “You’re going to be the death of me someday, MC” said after the sweater is long forgotten on the floor, of course
  • makes sure the sweater is folded on the top of other clothes in the drawer hoping you decide to use it again soon

✦Yoosung:

  • between studying to be a veterinarian, after school clubs, and you, this boy has been busy
  • so it’s really understandable that when he has a day to relax, he wants to play LOLOL
  • but he has been playing for five hours it really had been a long time since he played
  • so you decide to play a little dirty literally?
  • you come up behind him wearing the virgin killing sweater and wrap your arms around him
    • “Oh, MC, just one more round–”
    • “Are you sure that’s what you want, Yoosung?”
  • then you spin his chair around to face you he’s eye level with “the girls” omg omg what happened to his brain
  • Yoosung.exe has stopped working
  • his face is so red
  • his friends are yelling into his headset, they are under attack
  • then he recovers a little
    • “If you were looking at what I’m looking at, you’d ditch LOLOL in a heartbeat too” and then he logs out with no other explanation
  • he’s still blushing like mad but he pulls you into his lap omg you’re not even wearing pants, he’s the luckiest guy ever???
  • he ends up carrying you to the bedroom bridal style after making out on the chair for a while

✦Jaehee:

  • owning a bakery is exhausting
  • she’s much happier than when she was working for Jumin but seems no less tired?
  • so it had been a little while since you two had been intimate
  • …and tbh you were thirsty
  • so you bought the sweater and put it on the second it came in
  • when she gets home, you are going about your usual business
  • not even acknowledging the virgin killing sweater
  • she’s standing in the doorway, blushing and open-mouthed
  • when you bend down in an over-exaggerated way, bend & snap anyone? she drops her purse
  • suddenly she’s grabbing your hand to lead you to the bedroom
    • “You’re not too tired?” what’s with that innocent tone of voice
    • “On the contrary, I am feeling quite energized, thanks to you.”
  • tbh she’d heard of the sweater and thought it was ridiculous but consider her mind changed now

✦Jumin:

  • he had been working late all week
  • you decided to order the virgin killing sweater without telling him
  • you had showed him in amusement when you first discovered it and he had been unimpressed
    • “That woman must be freezing. The sweater has no arms…or a back…or even sides. It is barely even clothing.” sweetheart that’s the point
  • it’s around noon when it comes in and you decide to text Jumin
    • “Can’t you come home early today? You’ve been there late all week and my new sweater came in. I want your opinion.”
    • “I wish I could, you know that, my love. Is a new sweater really a reason to cut work short?”
    • “Hmm…you tell me, Mr. Han.~” [sent with a selfie you took while wearing it]
    • “…I’ll be right there.”
  • Jaehee had to cancel the rest of his day you promise her you’ll make it up to her later
  • Driver Kim knows that look; he is speeding on the way home
  • you are waiting at the door when he arrives
  • he immediately kisses you
    • “I was wrong about the sweater. It is…very effective. I hope you don’t have plans for the next two days…”
  • carries you to the bedroom, closing the door behind you
    • “I love the sweater, but you look best wearing nothing at all…”

✦Saeyoung:

  • tbh you bought it bc you thought it would be hilarious
  • then you put it on and hey you don’t look half bad
  • and you decide you are definitely going to use it today
  • when Saeyoung gets home, you’re in the bedroom waiting for him
  • on the bed, with this absolutely ridiculous pose
  • so he’s laughing at first
  • but then you turn just so and omg you went from funny to ridiculously hot in .5 seconds flat
  • no more laughter
  • he jumps on the bed and starts kissing you
  • did you really just seduce him with a meme you two are perfect together
  • he really enjoys running his hands underneath the sweater tbh so it takes a while for it to actually come off
  • later on, he’s picking it up from the floor and putting it on
    • “Hey, this looks pretty good on me! We should get one in every color!”

✦V:

  • he can’t…really see what you’re wearing too well
  • but you actually kind of prefer that?
  • you have a plan
  • he comes home and you’re wearing the sweater and ofc he makes no comment
  • so you sit in his lap and rest your head on his shoulder nothing out of the ordinary, you two do this all the time
  • it isn’t until his hand rests on your leg that he realizes something is different
    • “MC…you aren’t wearing pants?”
  • suddenly he’s exploring a little more closely just what you wanted
  • he runs his hands down your sides and back and feels loose-fitting fabric and lots of skin
  • he’s breathing quite a bit heavier now
  • continues running his hands all over you until you can’t take it anymore
  • you grab his face and kiss him which makes him chuckle
    • “Taking too long for your tastes, love?”
    • “You are such a tease.”
    • “Only returning the favor. Shall we move to the bedroom?”

✦Saeran:

  • he is not prepared
  • you’d had a little spat that hasn’t quite been resolved yet
  • and then you come home with a shopping bag and a smirk on your face
  • and you change immediately
  • and now you’re standing in front of him…wearing that
  • he never really understood the point of dressing a certain way to seduce someone
  • and yet…he can’t deny the effectiveness of it
  • like…wow
  • tbh part of him wants to leave out of protest this isn’t fair
  • legit stands there warring with himself for several good minutes
  • while you just stand there waiting for the virgin killing sweater to work its magic
    • “…fuck it.”
  • then he pushes you against the wall and starts kissing you
    • “Does this mean we aren’t fighting anymore?”
    • “Ask me later.”

Request: hi! i love your scenarios so much honestly♥ so if you feel like it could you maybe do performance unit as friends please? (i really loved your bf series too ♥) thank you so much!!
Members: Hoshi, Jun, The8, Dino (svt)
Genre: PLATONIC GOODNESS H*CK YEAH
A/N: YOOOOOOOOO I HAVE PLATONIC CRUSHES ON ALL OF THE PERFORMANCE UNIT UM I’M SO EXCITED TO WRITE THIS??? YES WHOLESOME LOVING FRIENDSHIPS,,, my ask box is poppin rn this isn’t even the only platonic request???

Soonyoung:

  • The aggressively supportive best friend
  • Tells you to work hard but also texts you with a million and a half exclamation points if you wind up staying up late to do exactly that
  • And then he whines when you nag him about staying up too late to practice 
  • Him: But I have to practice!!
  • You: AND YOU YELLED AT ME WHEN I STAYED UP LATE TO STUDY FOR MY CHEMISTRY FINAL GO TO BED 
  • The kind of best friend who will let you practice makeup on his so long as you SWEAR you won’t tell the boys or take pictures
  • But of course you creepshot a few and he just scREAMS while you cackle 
  • If you send them to Seungkwan he’ll get real damn dramatic about how wow,,, he can’t believe you,,, his own very best friend,,, betrayed his trust like that,,, how dare you 
  • He pouts at you a lot with big-ass puppy dog eyes to try and get you to pity him 
  • Wants you to pity him so you’ll do something for him, which half the time is just you buying him food when he’s too lazy to pick up his phone and order takeout
  • A lot of the time it’s also helping him with his chores BUT THOSE EYES NEVER WORK WHEN IT COMES TO THAT GET REAL HOSHI YOU’RE NOT GONNA MOP FOR HIM
  • Probably wants to do those super lame bromance jokes lmfao doesn’t matter if you’re a guy or a girl or something else he WILL make you do them
  • You: do you want a protein shake bro
  • Hoshi: nah bro, you’re the only strength I need bro
  • You: bro 
  • Hoshi: bro
  • Minghao, somewhere in the background: I want you both to shut up 
  • Gets you guys matching hats that say “best” on one and “bro” on the other
  • But half the time you guys switch places and wind up spelling out “bro best” instead LMAO
  • Gets you autographs of all your favorite idols 
  • Probably wants to send you memes but doesn’t know how to get them
  • Gets frustrated when you send him memes until he realizes he can just steal them 
  • Likes taking selfies with you where you guys do the little finger heart
  • If someone upsets you BOY HOWDY does his temper flare like someone better hold him back cause he has an image to maintain,,,
  • It’s just??? You’re his best friend??? You’ve always been there for him and you’re someone he wants to meet his future spouse and be the godparent to any of his mini Soonyoungs
  • And now someone was daring to mess with you??? He thought the fr*ck not bitch
  • Hoshi is the ride or die best friend 
  • Demands that you push him around in a shopping cart whenever you guys go shopping
  • If he sees a cute girl and you start pushing him over he’ll panic because he looks five years old BUT THAT’S ALL THE MORE REASON TO DO IT
  • Mess with him just do it HE NEEDS TO BE MESSED WITH 
  • You keep him in check really?? The members feel blessed he has a friend like you for this because they can’t always but they know that you and Soonyoung have each other’s backs

Jun:

  • Takes a LOT of selfies with you 
  • Always posts them like “hanging out with the best bud” but also takes a lot of creepshots of you just to make you s u f f e r 
  • If he sees someone taking a picture of the two of you he does the bunny ears behind your head because he’s actually a child
  • You guys are always ready to judge the crap out of someone else together 
  • Like you two have mastered the subtle looks and eye rolls whenever someone is acting like an idiot 
  • Always consults you on your fashion choices 
  • “No no you can’t wear THAT shade it totally clashes with your pants”
  • “Jun we’re literally just going to the grocery store”
  • “Yeah but you know they have that one cute cashier who usually works Tuesdays”
  • “Hdsdjfhej You Right what would I do without you???”
  • “Go out looking like a walking child’s coloring book now change into your one sweater we bought last winter-”
  • Writes on your arms a lot 
  • Sometimes it’s little doodles (he’s gotten outrageously good at drawing flowers through this)
  • Sometimes it’s words written in other languages (“Jun I know what that means stop writing it on my arm”)
  • Sometimes it’s reminders for you (one time wrote your entire grocery list on your arm and you were like wtf how do you know what I need and he was just I raided your cupboards again not sorry)
  • And it’s just like a cute lil bestfriend thing and one time to get back at him for writing a dirty word in Chinese on you, you wrote every swear word you know on his neck when he fell asleep at your house just before he went to schedules 
  • THE STYLIST CAUGHT IT BEFORE HE WENT ON CAMERA BUT THE MEMBERS ALL HAVE A MILLION AND A HALF PHOTOS AND USE IT AGAINST HIM DAILY
  • Jun: There’s revenge and then there’s just pure evil
  • You: I regret nothing 
  • The kind of friend who hugs you a lot and, when you’re sad and feel like your whole world is falling apart, kisses your forehead 
  • And there’s nothing romantic about it, it’s just a safe place for you to land when you need comfort and reassurance 
  • He always knows just how to cheer you up and the right things to say 
  • You mean a lot to him; you’re the first person he introduces his new relationships to, and he tells everyone you’re pretty much his sibling because to him you’re family???
  • Again, there’s no romance there but there’s still a bond that’s as strong to him as his bond with his family members and members 
  • Shows up at your door at like 3 am with slushies like “hey the members took over my bed and Hoshi keeps kicking me in the face please let me in I brought sugar”
  • Tbh that’s the only bribery you need lmao but you both know you’d let him in anyways because he always pays for your snacks

Minghao:

  • The real mvp who takes nice photos of you when you aren’t looking so you look naturally wonderful
  • And he’s so good at photography too like have you seen their instagram??? So you always wind up coming out like some unearthly beautiful being???
  • We all need a Minghao in our life tf
  • Pats your head a lot and he literally doesn’t care if you’re shorter or taller He’ll Always Find A Way And An Excuse
  • Nags you a lot, Minghao more like Momhao
  • We’ve seen Minghao scold the members when he gets all fired up like that’s him @ you every time you do something dumb 
  • But you’re so used to it you usually just laugh or something and he’s like TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT
  • Late night sleepovers with him and sometimes Jeonghan and Jun where you guys wear face masks and talk shit about anyone who’s bothering you and watch whatever kdrama one of you is hooked on 
  • He always has the best comebacks so if anyone dares mess with you when he’s around, savage The8 comes out and the person winds up running off with their tail between their legs and he’s just “damn right”
  • Fully expects you to run every decision by him and acts offended when you don’t
  • Also expects you to update him on everything
  • He may leave other people on read but not you because what if someone hit on you or what if you forgot something at the store??? He needs to know these important updates especially ones like the former 
  • If you even breathe a word of complaint to him about being single he’s gonna try and set you up
  • And half the time it’s with these drop dead idol level gorgeous people and you’re like “dhjasfhe MINGHAO I CARE BARELY LOOK THEM IN THE EYE”
  • And he’s just “um??? Only the best for my bestie you should be thanking me”
  • No one messes with you when they learn Minghao is your best friend because 1) the boy can serve a comeback like nobody’s business and 2) he has demonstrated his martial arts techniques and everyone is pretty sure he can suplex them and 3) he is an idol with connections dammit
  • To him, you’re his rock really, he wouldn’t date anyone you didn’t approve of and if someone had a problem with you, he’d choose you in a heartbeat
  • Because anyone who didn’t understand how important your friendship was to him wasn’t worth dating??? He wanted you to be his friend forever, by his side through every step of his life, from when he got married to when he had his kids and vice versa
  • Him: I know I’ve found the one when they become your best friend too
  • You: that’s cheesy but also Accurate love u bro

Chan:

  • Goes on late night convenience store trips with you
  • You guys decked out in hoodies and caps and arguing about which instant ramen to get 
  • “Chan it’s 2 am and you picked last time AND you got to pick tonight’s movie let me pick the damn ramen”
  • “The ramen you pick isn’t spicy enough”
  • “SHUT UP I’M PAYING”
  • Grabs a bunch of snacks and puts them on the counter when you’re digging around your wallet for money 
  • You glare at him but he just grins cause he knows you’re gonna buy them anyways 
  • Wants to battle you in pokemon whenever he has a free moment cause you keep beating him and it’s sO ANNOYING 
  • If you rub it in his face he will Fight You but playfully of course
  • Him: I need to get stronger so that I can carry you and put you somewhere else every time you annoy me
  • You: W o w 
  • Steals bites of your food all the time and you always try and whack his hand away with your utensil BUT IT DOESN’T STOP HIM 
  • Also shares drinks with you but neither of you give a hoot and a half about that it’s just a natural friend thing between you two 
  • Probably made a secret handshake with you tbh 
  • Believes in solving debates on what you guys are gonna do today with rock paper scissors 
  • “I wanna go to the amusement park”
  • “I wanna stay home and watch Moana again”
  • In unison: “ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT”
  • Once tried to implement spock and lizard into that game, it turned into a hellish moment and you agreed the classic is better 
  • Leaves you notes but they’re not cute 
  • They’re things like “lol I stole the last of your whipped cream so I could write “Loser” on Hoshi’s forehead while he takes a nap sorry” 
  • Complains to you 25/8 when the members baby him too much and then complains even more if you baby him as well to tease him 
  • “You’re supposed to be on my side I can’t believe this” 
  • Playfully bickers with you about s o   m a n y   t h i n g s 
  • Panics a little when you get upset because he’s still young and doesn’t always know how to handle it but he always sits you down and listens to you and offers to kick some ass because you’re his best friend who dares mess with you??? 
  • He has an arsenal of scary and strong hyungs at his disposal and that means so do you 
  • Occasionally when it’s really late at night he’ll text you reminders like “hey I know I don’t say it often but thank you for being my best friend you mean a lot to me”
  • Follows it with “don’t tell the members I said this tho they’ll tEASE ME”

Requests are open!!

✰ * º ❛   the one the morning after’ sentence starters   ❜

          (   as always, change the pronouns if needed!!   )

‘  we figured that when we couldn’t find you, you had gone home to make up with her… which is probably what you should’ve done, huh?  ’
‘  i think we should address the more important question: how dumb are you?  ’
‘  we’re trying to rebuild a relationship here. how are we supposed to do that without being totally honest with each other?  ’
‘  i’m on board with the ‘total honesty’ thing, i am… just not about the stuff that’s going to get you in trouble.  ’
‘  nobody’s gonna benefit and you’re just gonna hurt her.  ’
‘  alright, look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait till the timing’s right… and that’s what deathbeds are for.  ’
‘  for you information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.  ’
‘  i don’t think you can make that statement unless you’ve been kicked in an area that god only meant to be treated nicely.  ’
‘  i think women just have a lower threshold for pain than men, that’s all.  ’
‘  oh, that’s mature.  ’
‘  come on, talk to me – please.  ’
‘  talk to you? i can’t even look at you right now.  ’
‘  what are they talking about?  ’
‘  just get away from me!  ’
‘  it was a mistake! i made a mistake, okay?  ’
‘  you had sex with another woman.  ’
‘  i knew something had to be wrong because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.  ’
‘  i guess they had a fight and he got drunk…  ’
‘  you knew about this and you didn’t tell us?  ’
‘  he has sex and we get hit on our heads.  ’
‘  you know what? i want you to leave. just get out. now!  ’
‘  i want to stay.  ’
‘  i want to talk about this.  ’
‘  okay, alright… how was she, in bed? was she good?  ’
‘  come on! you said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it!  ’
‘  oh, well don’t answer that.  ’
‘  nobody likes change.  ’
‘  should we do something? yeah… never cheat on her.  ’
‘  i’m sorry, okay? i’m sorry.  ’
‘  i was… i was disgusted with myself.  ’
‘  this morning i was so upset and when i got your message, i was so happy and all i wanted to do was get her out of my apartment as fast as possible.  ’
‘  whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. what time did your little friend leave? oh my gosh. she was there… she was still there? she was in there when i was in there?!  ’
‘  oh! just! get! out!!  ’
‘  hey, hey, listen! the important thing is that she meant nothing to me.  ’
‘  and yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship!  ’
‘  look, i didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardize. i thought we were broken up.  ’
‘  we were on a break.  ’
‘  a break that, for all i knew, could last forever. that, to me, is a break up.  ’
‘  you think you’re gonna get out of this on a technicality?  ’
‘  i thought our relationship was dead.  ’
‘  you thought our relationship was dead? well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.  ’
‘  you know what, i don’t think we should listen to this anymore.  ’
‘  i ran all over the place to make sure that didn’t happen.  ’
‘  *sarcastically* oh, that is so sweet. i think i’m falling in love with you all over again.  ’
‘  wax the door shut. we’re never leaving, ever.  ’
‘  don’t you realize none of this would’ve ever have happened if i didn’t think, at that same moment, you were having sex with him?  ’
‘  alright, say i had slept with him. would you be able to forgive me?  ’
‘  you’d be okay if you knew that he had kissed me and been naked with me and made love to me?  ’
‘  i would still want to be with you because it’s… i mean, it’s you.  ’
‘  come on, tell me what you’re thinking.  ’
‘  i’m thinking… i’m gonna order a pizza.  ’
‘  we could eat the wax. it’s organic.  ’
‘  oh great – food with hair on it.  ’
‘  because -that- would be crazy?  ’
‘  they’re gonna get through this, aren’t they? c’mon, it’s (name) and (name). they’ve got to.  ’
‘  we’re gonna get through this, aren’t we? come on, it’s us. we’ve got to.  ’
‘  you think i need a new walk?  ’
‘  i’ve been walking the same way since high school.  ’
‘  you know how some guys – they walk into a room and everybody takes notice? i think i need a ‘take notice’ walk.  ’
‘  are you actually saying these words?  ’
‘  what, now you’re not even talking to me?  ’
‘  look, i’m sorry, okay? i’m sorry. i was out of my mind.  ’
‘  i thought i lost you… i didn’t know what to do.  ’
‘  how insane must i have been to do something like this? huh?  ’
‘  i don’t chat. that’s not me.  ’
‘  hey, it’s three in the morning. they don’t know that i’ve come home yet. you notice how neither one of them are wondering where i am.  ’
‘  yeah, some people can be so self-involved.  ’
‘  you know what? i’m not the one that wanted that ‘break,’ okay?  ’
‘  you’re the one that bailed on us. you’re the one that ran the moment things got a little rough.  ’
‘  do you want to fight for us, or do you want to bail?  ’
‘  i did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing and i’m sorry. i wish i could take it back, but i can’t.  ’
‘  i just can’t see us throwing away something we know is so damn good.  ’
‘  i love you so much.  ’
‘  no, don’t! you can’t just kiss me and think you’ll make it all go away. it doesn’t work that way. it doesn’t just make it better.  ’
‘  i think you should go. i really think you need to go now.  ’
‘  this morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn’t work past together. there’s got to be a way we can look past this.  ’
‘  i can’t imagine… i can’t imagine my life without you.  ’
‘  i can’t imagine… i can’t imagine my life without you. you know, without these arms… and your face and your heart. your good heart.  ’
‘  no, i can’t! you’re a totally different person to me now.  ’
‘  i used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever, hurt me, ever.  ’
‘  and now i just can’t stop picturing you with her. i can’t. it doesn’t matter what you say or what you do. it’s just changed everything… forever.  ’
‘  it’s just changed everything… forever.  ’
‘  this… this can’t be it.  ’
‘  they’ve been quiet for a long time. maybe she killed him.  ’
‘  is that your new walk?  ’
‘  no, i really have to pee.  ’
‘  well, we never actually kind of got to dinner… no, we kind of broke up instead.  ’
‘  yeah, we got our problems, but i really wanna make it work.  ’
‘  this whole break up thing is stupid and i’m just so sorry i put you through it. and i, you know, i don’t want to get back together over the phone. so, i love you, and you know what? i’m gonna go to bed now, but on my way to work in the morning, i’m gonna stop by around 8:30.  ’
‘  what kind of puppy do you think i should get?  ’
‘  good luck with your girlfriend!  ’
‘  so, what do you say? can i be your girlfriend again?  ’
‘  why are you moping your ceiling?  ’
‘  wow, i have the spirit of an old indian woman living in my ceiling.  ’
‘  don’t judge me too much, okay?  ’
‘  i saw this informercial, and i swear to you, i’ve never, ever bought anything on tv before… except for this mop.  ’
‘  you did a bad thing!  ’

OHSHC English Dub Bloopers Sentence Meme

❝ We welcome you poor man to our world of craaaaaap~! ❞
❝ I can’t read, really. ❞
❝ I order you to master doing the hustle in one week! ❞
❝ I order you to master doing the funky chicken in one week! ❞
It will commemorate your graduation from being a total whore. 
All blooty is bootiful. 
Why do you sound Irish? 
Listen up shorty, you realize how much taller I am than you right now. So listen up, biatch. 
 I’m not here to carry tea sets I’m here to learn how to make it with the ladies! 
Mmm, ___ like seashells. 
Maybe he’s right…maybe I should learn how to read.
Guys, I’m really sorry..that I’m about to puke all over you.
Your armpits smell, senpai. 
Let me just finish crushing this child, your mom here told me to. 
Look! That guy there is weird! 
But that’s ridiculous, you’re not the droid she’s looking for! 
Your family sure does love fat ass cats. 
I hate your face. 
We’re out of money 
WE’LL SEE YOU THEN! 
Ouran, for men. 
And uh..and I bought a copy…in fact I bought five, and they’re in my pocket right now. 
Ow in the head.
LOOK AT HIS BOTTOM! 
I LOVE SAYING BONE! 
This is the first time I’ve ever used a screwdriver. 
I’m a normaler. 
Bad idea, honey. 
LOOK AT HIS BOTTOM!
Could it be? VIC? MIGNOGNA?!
And have a good day at work today! Today, good day, and have a good day today. When you work at work today I hope that it is a good day. 
It’s not great actually cause my friends are scared of me and I’m all alone and that’s not great. It’s like sometimes they forget how great I am and then they say ‘Hey he’s great’ and like that’s just not great. 
But there is one definitive thing that you are lacking. And that is, a lovely package! 
Alright demon bird, don’t think you’ve won. I will keep you in that box until you tell me where the princess is! 
Get my gun. 
 IE Disrobing? IE getting naked? Nude? In the buff? Au naturale? Posing for a picture?  
This is my year. I’m just gonna be myself and show this whole crazy world what I have to offer. 
Oh hell she’s onto us. 
I’M THE WOLF MAN! 
Oh, sorry I’m taken tonight. You may have heard of him, he’s my brother. 
I’ve never danced with an idiot before. 
I AM THE DRAGON KING!! 


Buckle up my dudes because I’m about to go in full analysis mode about wrencus and I’m not even sorry!

Before we really dig into why I think Wrench grew to like Marcus, I won’t be oblivious to the fact that Wrench does/did(?) have a crush on Naomi (coffee lady) because it did happen and I can’t just ignore the fact that it happened. I’ll try to keep it as accurate as possible. Also, this post is all over the place and I apologize for it. I had to write this either at night or when I had time in class. And yes, there will be spoilers in this. Let’s begin!

Since Marcus and Wrench’s friendship starts almost from the very beginning, it’s obvious there’s only friendship going on and nothing else. They like the same things such as the Jimmy Siska movies, have the same passion for hacking, the same humor and so on. The more the game goes on, the closer they get, but no sign of romantic affection is shown from any of the two (at some point).

Let’s fast forward waaaay deeper into the game because I don’t wanna spend 3 hours writing about their friendship until something happens for the sake of this post.

So, Wrench asks Marcus to meet him at his favorite coffee shop to talk about the FBI. Marcus takes notice of the fact that Wrench keeps looking at the waitress and can easily tell he’s got a crush her.

Wrench says he doesn’t know if she thinks his mask is hot or creepy. Marcus decides to ask the waitress and she replies “both” with a smile. He then decides to let his friend and Naomi alone together to continue on his mission. That was a huge hint that Wrench is attracted to women, although he is known to be awkward around the opposite sex (as said in one of the audio files). It was also said that he had a traumatic childhood and used his mask as a deflecting device. Why? We still don’t really know for sure.

A little later, over the phone, Marcus asks how it went. Wrench says they (Naomi and him) would go see a band together and that she had “her shit together”. As he keeps talking, he gets interrupted and gets captured. Marcus quickly goes to see where Wrench is via camera and sees he’s being threatened by Dusan’s men. His mask isn’t on his face anymore and after the whole talk moment is over, Dusan refuses to give Wrench’s mask back.

Once Wrench is freed, Marcus immediately calls him to say he’s going to get his mask back. Wrench keeps denying the offer, claiming Marcus has “more important shit to take care of”, but Marcus goes anyway. When he successfully retrieves the mask, Marcus meets him to give it back. And that’s when things start changing between them.

Wrench was so vulnerable at that moment, and Marcus understood what Wrench was going through. Wrench says he would never turn on Marcus, and Marcus explains all Dusan wants is to tear them apart and that he won’t let him do that. Wrench puts his mask back on and thanks him.

And now people, that’s exactly when I think Wrench starts developing feelings for him, whether he realized it or not. When he turns his head to look at Marcus, he looks sad but there’s something else. I just can’t really put my finger on it. Now I can go full wrencus mode on you guys. Buckle up.

To prove my point, from that exact moment to the very end of the game (and the dlc that I will oh, so gladly talk about because hot damn), Wrench becomes very protective of Marcus and more… Idk, open? He was always protective and open, but it just got more intense from there.

After the mask incident, we never, like literally never, hear of Naomi again. There wasn’t a single mention of the band Wrench and her were supposed to go to. Was it intended or was it a simple mistake from Ubisoft? I mean, her picture still stays in the hideout. Let’s dig out more and try to see for ourselves.

The game goes on until the very end and nothing more happens between Marcus and Wrench that we could claim as romantic. So far, their bromance can be interpreted as anyone wishes.

Then, the fucking dlc. This was the biggest “hey Wrench is super gay for Marcus” flag I’ve ever seen in my life. Let’s start with this.

Wrench playfully mentions their “underlying sexual tension” to which Marcus replies with “I’m hurt, I thought we moved on to overt sexual tension” just as playfully (although more serious in his tone to make it “believable”).

Wrench sets his laptop down and says in a husky voice “Marcus, there’s something I wanna show you” (this became a fucking meme for the wd2 crew on twitter I swear). He then finally says “on my laptop dude” smiling at the dumbfounded expression on his best friend’s face.

Since I’m a goddamn savage about looking into things I will be looking into this alright. When Wrench says he wants to show something to Marcus, Marcus starts hesitating and slowly raises his hand, probably to ask where the hell he’s going with all this. At first I thought he was just not liking where Wrench was going, thinking he was dead serious. But after the end of the dlc I changed my damn mind (I’ll bring it up again later don’t y'all worry). For the meantime I’ll just stick to Wrench and then move to Marcus, but not for now. So let’s continue!

After this, they watch a video and nothing happens that really needs attention. Let’s go to another scene.

I was debating whether or not I should include this scene but to hell with it this post is already long as hell why not make it even longer.

Wrench picks back the tool(? Idk what the hell it was I don’t remember kshdksjdhd) he gave Marcus and -jokingly- asks “when you first saw the x-ray, did you recognize the action figure wedged inside your rectum” to which Marcus answers with “yeah it was my Wrench figure, thought it was the perfect hiding spot for him”. They both laugh and Wrench goes back in the WKZ van.

This can be interpreted so many ways and that’s why I wondered if it was worth mentioning or not but damn it all I will elaborate what I think.

When Marcus says Wrench’s action figure’s perfect hiding spot would be his own rectum, could that maybe mean Marcus knows Wrench lowkey (highkey) wanna fuck him. Like listen okay, listen, or read actually, read, this could totally be a funny, random “humor only” moment but it could also very possibly be this. I wouldn’t be surprised if Marcus knows Wrench kinda (kinda, who am I kidding) likes him. Anyway NEXT SCENE (This post is all over the place and god are these scenes in order?? Are they?? H e l p).

Once again, another moment that is oddly gay. This one may be even more than the one I just mentioned above, because it was directly hinting at Marcus.

Marcus enters the hacker space and asks Josh and Wrench what they’re doing. Research is what they’re doing, since odd and terrible things are happening to homeless people, who claim the clinic is to blame.

Once they’re done talking about the subject and Marcus is making his way out of the hideout, Wrench quickly goes to him and says he’s been “learning how to hack a colonoscopy sca- cam. Camera. Sooo.” He even makes the 👉🏻👌🏻motion.

This was, once again, a weird hint that Wrench wants to fuck Marcus. Or at least he’s thinking about it.

There’s also weird hints like when Marcus was slapping the ass of a guy with a wooden object and everytime he hits him, Wrench’s reaction is holding onto Josh for balance. Wrench, what exactly are you into?

Another moment we could definitely see as wrencus is the following one. It’s small, but it’s there.

Marcus needs to have a good look of the eyes of his victim and take a picture. Once he’s done, Ray asks “You have fun gazing into his pretty brown eyes?” Marcus’ response was “Uh yeah no. But thanks for planting that thought Ray”. Then Wrench says “Pfff, Marcus has way better taste than that.”

Pretty obvious hint there. Wrench’s eyes are blue and Marcus knows this. He was the one who gave him the mask back. When Wrench says Marcus has way better taste than brown eyes, I just knew he was hinting at himself. Wrench is bisexual confirmed just fucking say it Ubi you cowards.

And from here I’ll finally switch to Marcus and will at some point come back to Wrench (for that one moment).

When Marcus enters the streamer building, Wrench asks Marcus if he can set him up with a free account since he’s never been a VIP of anything before. And Marcus says “Hey, Wrench, you’re my VIP.”

Do I even need to elaborate on this? Do I?? NEXT SCENE.

MY FAVORITE SHIT.

This was honestly the fucking best okay. Marcus gets captured, almost gets crushed by a car crusher, Wrench is so pissed he pushes a whole in the wall, Marcus escapes and goes straight to Wrench once he’s finally free. The second Wrench sees him, he embraces him for like, ever. Wait actually I’ll go look it up and tell you guys how long the embrace lasts.

FUCKING 13 SECONDS. THAT’S LIKE, A LOT.

Everything was wrencus material. The way Wrench sighs Marcus’ name with relief when he sees him, the embrace that lasts forever, the fact that his eyes are closed because he’s just so relieved he’s safe, MARCUS’ SMILE, the awkward moment when he had to let go. My life span was increased by 20 years.

This is the last scene I will be talking about. This is the moment I thought “hey, Marcus might be super gay for Wrench too.”

It’s night, they’re waiting for the firework show Wrench set up (if this isn’t romantic enough already) and we get two different angles of Wrench and Marcus before it starts (I can only put one because there’s a 10 pictures limit for some reason). It was made obvious that Marcus was looking at Wrench while he wasn’t looking. He looks at him with a smile for a solid 5 seconds and the way he looks at him is just so loving. If you remember what I said about Marcus not liking where Wrench was going when he said he wanted to show him something, that’s what I meant when I said I later changed my mind. Marcus seems to like him too. This moment was just so wholesome and pure. I love it.

There’s so many things I might’ve missed or I just didn’t talk about because there’s just a shit ton of things to talk about. Like the “your future boyfriend” written on Wrench’s profile.

Ubisoft we see what you’re doing. And we like it. Keep doing it.

So, are Wrench and Naomi a thing? We can’t say for sure, Ubisoft didn’t mention her after the mask incident, which was just after we heard of Naomi’s existence.

Is Wrench bisexual? Yes, I’d say without a doubt. Maybe pansexual. I am 100% sure Wrench isn’t straight. He likes both genders, I’m sure of it.

Is Ubisoft intending on pushing it forward? I would love to. It’d be really nice and refreshing to have a main bisexual character. They made Marcus, the main character of a game, a poc. This was a huge step forward for Ubisoft. They even put a trans person who helps you with your quests, a very important character has asperger and they didn’t make him less important than the other characters, they put the option to flirt with both genders and so on. I think they thought having the main character, who is a boy, be in a relationship with another boy, who is a very present character throughout the game, would be pushing it too far. Maybe that’s why they tried to develop the idea in the dlc when they saw people liked the concept.

This is all I had to say, fellas. If you read all of this, tell me what you think. Are they just bros with a really odd friendship? Are they more? Feel free to cry with me about them I would love to cry with someone. Thanks for staying till the end of this goddamn post!

About Last Night

They shouldn’t have slept together. But they did. Now for the aftermath.


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A prompt from @distant-rose: best friends secretly pining plus locked in a closet by other frustrated, impatient and exasperated friends. A baby ficlet dedicated to @nickillian


Emma Swan: expert at running away from shit. That’s what her obituary would say.

And by shit it would mean anything remotely resembling a situation where her emotions would be exposed and she would get hurt. Which was why she was currently hiding in Mary Margaret Nolan’s den.

“I’m failing to see the problem,” the brunette mused over a steaming cup of tea.

“Ms - I slept with Killian.”

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( ACT I )

“all the time that I’ll adore you is how I know we’re not too late,”
“i’ll love you just as long as time allows,”
“this day may last forever, but tomorrow never will,”
“life will never seem so beautiful,”
“i’m a sorry sight to see,”
“i’m amazed he somehow found her,”
“i’m amazed that she gave in,”
“all in all, i’d say it’s win-win”
“the first time was disaster,”
“everyone’s waiting on you, kid,”
“everyone’s wondering what you’ll do,”
“i know the ins and outs,”
“if i say that you don’t scare me i’m a liar,”
"it terrifies me just to say ‘my pregnant wife’,”
“there’s this macho act i’ll sell you, while inside i lose my shit,”
“i’ll watch you, and protect you,”
“i promise, kid, you’ll be okay,”
“there’s just no telling all the things you’ll become,”
“i think we’ll have some fun here,“
"this life is what you make it. it’s cliche, which means it’s true.”
“if my asshole dad could do it, i can do,”
"i’ll do better,”
“somewhere there’s a world where you and i are man and wife,“
"we don’t know what we missed,”
"i ended up in boston,”
"some other me is homeless,”
“some other me is queen,”
“some other me has seen things that no other me has seen,”
“how’d we end up here?”
“somewhere there’s a you who simply worshiped other me,”
“somewhere i’m the president, with plans that never fail,”
“i didn’t chase my glory days long after they were done,”
“some other me’s a rock star,”
“some other me does not feel like some tired old fool,”
“we’re old enough to know that one road end where one begins,”
“somewhere there’s a world where you and i can still be friends,”
“we forgive but don’t forget,”
“no happy ends, but friends,”
“you can guard your heart forever,”
“what is it that you’re afraid of?”
“you’re a die hard, a radical, you’re a fighter through and through.”
“tell me why you’re so afraid of a cause that’s new?”
“i’ll be the best worst mistake you ever made.”
“really? sports metaphors?”
“it’s not that i don’t love you, cuz i don’t not love you.”
“i’d lie to say i’m never, sometimes, always thinking of you,”
“when something’s deeply felt it seems shallow just to say the thing that’s expected,”
"it’s the nightmare of all nightmares, and the best you’ll ever get,”
"love’s a bitch,”
"love is nice,”
"love’s a queen,”
"love’s a witch,”
"i love you, for all time,”
“you tricked me into saying that,”
“i know you meant it,”
"i hate you,”
“i love you,”
“don’t go,”
"i won’t be anywhere near the action,”
"don’t do it, i need you.”
“forget it, i know you.”
“my god, how i hate you.”
“don’t leave me, i love you.”
“don’t say that you love me, cuz what does it matter?”
“you’re going to leave me, so leave me whatever.”
“it’s not like i need you.”
“i need you, don’t leave me.”
“you know i’m not selfish but i need you to stay. okay?”
“in my life i haven’t made that many promises. just one to them, and one to you.”
“you know me like no one has known me before.”
“you know what i have to do,”
“let’s look at this calmly, discuss how i hate you.”
“don’t touch me! i hate you.”
“just leave us, whatever. we’ll get on without you.”
“i‘m tough and resourceful, i’m steady and sturdy, and freaking the fuck out.”
“screw you, you’re making me crazy so – go. wait! no.”
“i’ve always said i don’t need anyone,”
“i like our life, and i love you,”
“i swore that i’d love without wanting or needing you,”
“you’re the reason i think this life might not be meaningless,”
“you’re my north star,”
“you’re my single best decision in a life of many awful ones,”
“with you i never feel I’m out of place,”
“goddammit, you did it.”
“i knew you would do it,”
“you asshole, i hate you.”
“i totally blame you.”
“really, how could you?”
“i hate you. i hate you. i hate that i hate you.”
“i hate that i love you.”
“i love you — i loved you.”
“i loved you.”
“i loved you, i lost you.”
“goddamn you, you asshole, you motherfucker.”
“i will never let this world take me away from you.”
“i’ll see you through.”
“whatever comes, whatever i must do, it’s me and you.”
“all of those fears that held you back are gone.”
“isn’t there nothing left to prove?”
“isn’t it time to think of moving on?”
“maybe it’s the wrong time,”
“you don’t want to let yourself get stuck,”
“you learn to take your coffee black,”
"you learn to drink your whiskey neat,”
"you learn to take a shower cold, and sleep on tired feet,”
"you learn to order dinner in,”
"you learn how to amuse yourself,”
"you learn to live without,”
“you draw a bath, and then unplug the phone,”
“you learn to fall asleep alone,”
“you learn to pull the shades at night, and double check the locks,”
“you learn to speak so calmly when your heart would like to scream and shout,”
“you learn to stop, and breathe, and smile.”
“you see him in the faces of the boys he left behind.”
“you learn to count the quiet winds, an hour with no unprompted tears, and not to count the deadly days as they fade into years.”
“you learn to stand alone, at last.”
“you learn somehow to like the dark, and even love a doubt.”
“you learn to hold your life inside you, and never let it out.”
“you learn to live and die, and then to live.”
“could I please go out some less expected way?”
“we’re none of us getting any younger,”
“you can feel the time go by,”
“marriage is a bastard, but love is always good,”
“love where this world lets you,”
“love while you can,”
“our love belongs to everyone who loves us,”
“it’s not just you and me,”
“we both know love doesn’t make us perfect, it just makes us want to be,”
“if what we had before is broken on the floor, we can see the way the pieces work and make it something more,”
"let anger clean the cut out,”
"let love help us heal,”
"it’s not the love we dreamed of,”
"love if your heart lets you,”
“i believe that we get but one true love,”
“i thought you believed in me,”
“i try to let that go,”
“i can’t let you go,”
“i still love you so,”
“it’s fear that hides the heart away,”
“love and keep on living if the shit hits the fan,”
“would you let him make you love him?”
“what would you do if you could do it all over?”
“if you could go back knowing what you now, what would you do?”
“i never thought i’d get a second chance,”
“i thought i was done, then i met you,”
“i never dreamed i could learn how to love again,”
“i placed my bets, and you came through,”
“i somehow still lost, i somehow always do,”
“thank you for finding me,”
“thank you for the care,”
"fuck you for making me think that this life might be fair,”
"you promised to love me,”
"i won’t be sorry that you said to leap, and i leapt,”
“all the same, even so, i would love you all over again,”
“am i always starting over?”
“am I always back at one?”
“i’ve burned all of my bridges,”
“how can i start new?”
"i’ll love our children, both fiercely and well.”
“when they ask about you, lordy the stories i’ll tell,”
"i won’t regret the lives i didn’t lead,”
"i knew you, i loved you, let that be all that i need,”
"i’m through with fighting,”
“i’m much too old,”
"we’re always starting out with the end in doubt,”
"my love, our life is over,”
"i’ll make you one last vow,”
“my new life starts right now,”
you learn how to love with not knowing,”
"you choose, then everything changes,”
“there’s no turning back,”