i am the walnut

i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i looked up the fucking instructions on the website and it’s like “3 cans of cinnamon rolls and a bag of caramels and some walnuts and butter and etc etc” and i am like BITCH i did not buy a can of fucking cinnamon rolls because i wanted to cook. this is some sandra lee levels of overcomplicating shit. i don’t need this. you think i’m going out and buying two more cans of actually-just-biscuits-with-delusions-of-grandeur for this? because i am. i bought a fucking bundt pan, i’ve committed. i don’t give a fuck about the sunk cost fallacy. i don’t care if there’s nothing stopping me from just making some fucking limited edition fall cinnamon rolls. this absurd monkey bread train has left the station. this is happening goddammit.

the-angry-walnut-fairy  asked:


Last night was long and hard (don’t) and so I’m really tired, but alright~ Going to do some work now, and hopefully I’ll finish up early so I can write out some more HC’s for you and the other lovely kittens~ How are you lil coffeecake? <3 

I got one of those Valentine’s boxes of random chocolate varieties (for myself, at CVS, on post-Valentine’s Day clearance :| ) but it doesn’t say what any of the chocolates are and the ingredients say there are both walnuts and pecans in there somewhere

So basically I’m about to make some very bad decisions

oh man i’m making dinner and it includes both quinoa and kale

who have i become

@pearlofthe-sea replied to your photo post

Is it okay if I use this as my phone background?

OMG Of course you can XD

@the-angry-walnut-fairy replied to your photo post

I am so glad I requested that. I am so glad you did that. I am so glad we’re all such a great community.

So am I… So am I. <3

I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, “Why?”
Why did I cause so much pain?
Didn’t I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?
Can’t I see how we’re all manifestations of love?
I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God’s got this all wrong.
We are not special.
We are not crap or trash, either.
We just are.
We just are, and what happens just happens.
And God says, “No, that’s not right.”
Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can’t teach God anything.
—  Chuck Palhinauk, Fight Club

anonymous asked:

I feel bad that Jaehee is the only one that's not in a relationship lolol but also Jaehee doesn't need a relationship to define her which is what I say as I fall more and more into the depths of Vanderhee hell. I hope Jaehee says yes to coffee even if it's just as friends.

Exactly. As I, the awesome Walnut, am also a single pringle, I agree that you don’t need a relationship to define you. With having said that, I do agree that going out for coffee or tea would be a great stress reliever for both parties, and hopefully a bit of down time for the both of them~Walnut


i am going to
crack open
like a walnut—

it’s terrible to say but it feels good
to hurt someone. to pick out their
flaws incisively. i’ve practiced on myself
so many times and it feels like

you saw me when i
broke open.

why does that feel like a crime?

how do i feel safe? the presence of your
happiness is a threat to my silence.
where is the pressure of
blankets masking the world’s weight
under the light heaviness of sleep?
i am an unlocked, shaking treasure chest
rattling with caustic heirlooms,
hollow and ready to spill over
at the slightest turbulence.


Calligraphy by @suzcunningham 🔥🌟💯 - I am loving this new walnut ink now available online from @johnnealbookseller! It has a beautiful, rich brown color, but is still sheer enough to see the components of your strokes well. This makes it great for practicing your letterforms! It is made from husks of the Black Walnut tree and has a tiny bit of alcohol added to help prevent molding. Search item I150 True Walnut Ink. There’s also a kit you can order to make your own! ✒👑
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Test drove the Nikko G and Maru nibs with new walnut ink AND managed a bit of personal art at the same time.

Have a smiling Huxley: better know to many by his nickname, Shirk.


And the last one, maple.  I am normally completely against the pairing of maple and walnut.  I’ve seen them paired simply for the “contrast” without regard as to whether contrast is appropriate.  I think the problem is that maple has such a mild, closed grain, that there is nothing to harmonize the two.  This however is an ambrosia maple that curiously doesn’t show any of the green coloration you typically see.  It definitely had some bug infestation, which gave a brown discoloration around the holes.  This brings some quality of the walnut into the lighter wood and creates harmony.

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how cancer sees the signs
  • aries: you need to chill and spread the love, bud
  • taurus: thank u for understanding me
  • gemini: do you care about aNYTHING??
  • cancer: YOOOO HOME FRY
  • leo: i am but a small walnut pls protect me
  • virgo: ur cute. i must annoy the hell outta u tho lol
  • libra: all you gotta do is talk to me
  • scorpio: my one true ho
  • sagittarius: noOOOoo [insert dangerous act] is a BAD idea
  • capricorn: you know what they say... opposites attract ;)
  • aquarius: yikes!!11! i don't get you
  • pisces: hUG ME

@juliee_tee ☀️☀️🍅🍒🍉🍓🍌🍐🍋🍇 I am loving pear at the moment! ✅ Pear and rocket salad with crushed walnuts or almonds is amazing 😍 What’s everyone’s favourite food!? I love (fresh) thai food and Italian 👌 www.kaylaitsines.com/guides

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