i am the one who shaves

Shaving Cream (Sam x Reader)

Plot: The reader is helping to shave her boyfriend Sams face and accidentally puts a little bit too much on his face. Pure fluff. 

Characters: Sam Winchester, reader

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Warnings: Fluff, fluff, fluffy fluff fluff, then some, lots of kissing

Originally posted by awkwardsamw

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  • daichi: I am a good and mature adult who takes care of everyone, a pure bean who has done no wrong, let's all be a team
  • daichi with kuroo or bokuto: i would literally shave you bald and offer your souls to satan for one corn chip, pls die, never speak to me or my (9) sons ever again

The Musketeers cast is one of the best, most interesting looking casts I’ve  seen in ages. Because you’ve got Santiago Cabrera and Luke Pasqualino who are almost comically handsome against Tom Burke and Howard Charles. Now, they’re not bad looking, but they’re definitely not classically, Disney Prince handsome.  Howard Charles is rugged and has a killer smile, but Tom Burke looks like strategically shaved bear and I am NOT MAD ABOUT IT. 

Then you’ve got the women and almost all of them look completely different from each other (not a given, think about it), but are somehow equally gorgeous? 

i never understand action movie protagonist who need the death or abduction of a loved one to motivate them

i am motivated by spite

i shave my legs out of spite (fuck you, nylons)

i go running out of spite (fuck you, dad)

i shovel 4 ft of snow out of spite (fuck you, snow)

i ate an entire box of oreos out of spite (fuck you, serving size)

next action movie - i want the action movie protagonist to be motivated by spite

Her name is Jade
I found this out as she slipped me a survey card with my usual large coffee
Too little too late
If the Rumpelstiltskin of a spell was broken before
If I’d used this spark to ignite the interest
3 months ago?
Who knows
Now she’s just pages written by a man who didn’t share his heart with anyone
Now I am a man with tunnel vision
Of shaved headed punk girls who exist only in dreams
Who I pray find their way to waking hours one day soon

You Were My Bread Crumbs

Genre: Fluff

Word count: 2,280

Request:  Au where Mark is in a coma and the reader is his nurse who talks to him while she bathes him, changes his sheets, and shaves his face. One day he wakes up and says “your voice lead me home” I like this scenario idea.

A/N: I like this idea too! Quite a bit actually! I hope you like this scenario and I am sorry it took so long!

     “Hi Mr. Tuan! I am here for your daily bath!” you called out as you entered the lonely room, shutting the door behind you. With a small tub of hot water, with a washcloth in hand, you gave a smile as you walked over to the young man who lay resting in bed. Setting down the tub on the stand next to his bed, you gave a soft smile as you looked at the young man, your age, that looked so peaceful as he laid there. 

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So there’s kind of a story with this. I am a girl scout, and because my troop is the oldest out of all the girls in the area, we’re the ones who host events. We’ve been hosting events for a while (about 5-6 years) so at this point I can recognize some familiar faces. There’s one girl in particular, who I’ve noticed has an abundance of dark body hair. 

But this thing is, at the most recent event, her and her troop were there, now as 7th or 8th graders. And her arms and face were shaved. I don’t know. I just felt really sad when I saw that. My heart just had an added weight after. I just. I hope she knows that she is beautiful. I want her to be able to be comfortable just as herself. Man, fuck euro-centric beauty standards. The fact that this probably 12-13 year old girl felt like she had to shave her arms.

So I dedicate this little sketch to her. Your hair is beautiful and I hope you know that. I think I’m going to draw more hairy ladies from now on ,too.

UPDATE: I just realized I accidentally posted the old one. oh well.

Can I just say… Seeing non-lesbians claim that femme is the “most common preference for lesbians” seems like… Somebody is getting their information from something like porn, or those “art” posters creepy boys hang up in their college bedroom.

Personally, I have dated both, and I have never met a single woman who wasn’t attracted to butches, androgynous women, or just women not doing gender performance.

Like… Where does this idea come from? Is it just people who have never met lesbians? Do they not see us get into women wearing beautiful suits and with shaved heads?

Beyond that, butch and femme are identifiers that exist on a spectrum. Are there women on either side that will always be read one way or the other? Yeah, absolutely. Do I get read differently when I am wearing a sundress and makeup than when I have on my flannel and combat boots? Absolutely?

To me, butch and femme are terms describing both aesthetics and how the experience of gender affects you as a lesbian. To argue that either 1. They are genders themselves (genderists) or that 2. They are a rigid structure lesbians use to perpetrate misogyny (lesbophobic radfems) are both vastly incorrect.

Describing how gender affects us as lesbians is useful. If I can say, as a femme lesbian men are less likely to take my lack of attraction to them seriously, or a butch lesbian can say people treat me as a man and are likely to act aggressively once they see that not to be the case, those are useful terms that help us understand how gender affects us under the patriarchy.

If your idea of lesbians paints butches as the “men” and femmes as the “women”, you’re being incredibly ignorant.

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A while ago, I took a pretty hard stance on “Stopping Hot Haircuts 2k16″ due to jealousy that I could not get a hot haircut. BUT this past weekend, I had two weddings to go to and decided, you know what is a good idea? Shaving off half my head. So, here you have it- Me, all Fancied up to go to a wedding and Me, snapback back on with my bb, Max.

i am bored of people asking Chris Evans about muscles and his beard, ask him about what he thinks about when he looks at the stars, ask him about a song that makes him feel completely present in the moment, ask him what he does when he needs to get out of his head, ask him who he’d phone if he got arrested and had one phone call, ask him things that let me know more about who Chris Evans is, because I already know he works out and doesn’t like shaving

so i was told to get up maybe before 6 am, bc we got people coming over at 6 am to shoot or film some shit at my house. and now i’m here waiting to see who else is up after showering and getting in my clothes and shaving everywhere and literally making myself look and smell and taste good, but no one is yet even up, i mean wth i’m told to get up rlly fucking early and i did but all these ppl in my house siblings and a few guests are freaking all snoring or knocked out. fantastic i’ll try to keep updated

2nd day in Wisla. WHOAAA, KAMIL!
  1. Jakub Wolny qualified! My baby love.
  2. Hella good music in the hill.
  3. Tumblr ractions after Gregors’ stunning 1st jump.
  4. All this stuff about mental problems of Sjoeen and Forfang bla bla by Polish commentators day 2.
  5. Kento Sakuyama – the guy I had been partying with for 5 minutes in Zakopane.
  6. 2 years ago Jan Ziobro’s daughter was born beetwen 1st and 2nd serie in Wisla.
  7. Welllinger won in Wisla in 2014. But stop this historic stuff here.
  8. The day when Johannson will shave his moustache will be the worst day ever.
  9. Polish commentator: Piotr Zyla - The star of Wisla.
  10. Piotr Zyla as a biggest fanboy of Maciej Kot.
  11. Kraft is dangerous!Dangerous am I the only one who sings that song now),
  12. That pride when your folk is shining bright like a star catching eveybody’s attention.
  13. Poland finally has a head of country who attend ski jumping competition.
  14. Decombes-Sevoie lifting the weight of France ski jumping.
  15. It seems like Gregor took the whole energy of his teammates.
  16. Germans screwing up in the second serie.
  17. Walter, move the wind gate up and let us enjoy the show!!
  18. #goforfang!
  19. Fast and furious Domen yelling as young Schlieri.
  20. Btw, ‘I’m really glad to see Domen becoming more mature and self-confident than in last season.
  21. Kot is number 5. Forever.
  22. KAMIL STOCH, THE INFINITE WINNER. I’M SO HAPPY I TOUCHED HIM 2 YEARS AGO. AM I A BIT WINNER TOO NOW?
  23. And Peter fucking it all and relaxing in Canary Islands. My buddie.
  • *looses keys*
  • Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • *looses phone*
  • Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • *dog dies*
  • Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • *house burns down*
  • Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • *dies*
  • My ghost: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Josh: *shaves beard*
  • Me: how fuCKING DARE YOU?!?!?!?! DONT YOU KNOW THAT BEARD WAS MY INSPIRATION IN LIFE??? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE ANYMORE????!?!? WHO AM I?!?!?!?!??
I don’t do drugs. I actually have have a bad acne problem do to a hormonal imbalance all of my life, I’ve spent lots of money trying to fix this problem, though do to the severity it would take a lot more money and time than I have to fix it. For years I have used my long hair to cover my face because of my scars, but recently I decided to shave one side of my head to ween my self into becoming more comfortable with who I am and the parts of myself I can’t change. If you enjoy to hurt feelings then please, by all means, continue to troll about how ugly I am… But to all of the people who couldn’t give a shit about how my face looks, thank you. I don’t make music to bring attention to my physical appearance, which is something I’m still not comfortable with, but through the support of you people who can connect with my music, I do feel better about myself.
—  Sonny Moore

Did you ever consider that Ravi, a grown man who’s helped come up with the Conception concepts, wanted to cut his hair the way he has it? That saying ugly things about it because you don’t like it adversely affects him? It’s Error all over again, and I for one am proud of him for still cutting his hair this way despite all the hate he got for his hair back then. I loved his buzzed hair then, I love it now, and I love Ravi no matter how he decides to cut, shave or style his hair.

I for one also cannot wait for all of VIXX to be petting Ravi’s freshly buzzed hair again! They did it nonstop during Error and it was so cute.

Missed Male Advice

So I didn’t go through my teenage years with a Male presence. Because of this I missed out on somethings. Many were lessons I was told, but failed to click without that similar presence. Many I just flat out had to learn on my own, and as much as I would say that these lessons are universal, I believe they also impacted the kind of male figure I am today. Not all of these are things that just a father figure could have taught but they are things that I needed to have heard from one, other my mum (who is still awesome btw)

  • Shaving against the grain is a closer shave, but you’ll probs get a rash. Shaving with the grain won’t be as close, but it won’t hurt later
  • Shower at least every other day. People are attracted to people who smell nice.
  • When it comes to screws - Righty tighty; lefty loose.
  • Learn to understand the presence you have. Often it will be intimidating to others, especially at night. People may cross the street when they see you walking towards them. That’s okay. They’re not worried about you, just who you could be.
  • Try your hardest not to become who that could be. 
  • Understand also that you will be given better chances in this world than people of the other gender, non-binary or trans. Treat them with respect and try to bring them up to your level. 
  • If you’re worried you’re jerking it too much, I had a friend who did it 7 times in one day. You’re fine.
  • Sex is weird. You might enjoy it the first time around, you might not. It’s okay either way. Just makes sure you and your partner are enjoying it.
  • Anything but a yes, means no. 
  • It’s not too small. Also, they can actually be too big.
  • Sex is wet, it is smelly, it is weird and gross and nothing like porn. But that’s okay. It’s not meant to be. Porn is about showing, and spacing things out. In real life, when you’re that close to someone, that intimate, then all that weird stuff is okay.
  • Learn to understand how other people and how they tick. The stereotype that when women say they’re okay, they’re not isn’t always untrue (and actually applies to all people). Learn to know when someone isn’t okay when they don’t use their words.
  • Every bad statistic you hear about the things that men doesn’t have to be true for you. But it is up to you to make it untrue. Become not that.
  • It’s okay to get mad. I was a really angry kid. Just don’t take it out on those around you. As much as it feels like the right thing to do in the moment, it’s frightening and dangerous.
  • It’s okay to be upset and cry.
  • It’s okay if you want to be super feminine
  • It’s okay if you want to be super masculine.
  • It’s okay to be you; however that is. 

If you have more lessons you missed from your father, please add them.

And i’m sorry if people don’t like this, I just wanted to fill the gaps and many deadbeat dads leave for people.

'Changmin Radio Trans'

Namjoon and Jungkook’s Room

Namjoon’s dried contacts are on the floor
Jungkook has clothes hanging all over his bed

Jin and Yoongi room is quiet
S: We don’t really talk in our room. It’s like a man’s room.

Jimin V and jhope’s room is fun there’s game and more stuff

JH: Our room has a toilet and there is a half-body bath in there
S: I am the one who uses it the most

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Lee Jieun (message): What is an episode that Bangtan remembers for high school?
JH: My dad is a teacher and I attended the same high school as him
Jhope felt a little burdened when he was in the same school as his dad

Jimin in Busan high school he ran away from his sunbaes when he had to do chores

Yoongi had a mountain near his school and his hair was shaved and people called him a monk

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Q:(JIMIN picked)Yoongi said that hip hop don’t do aegyo but now he does explain?
Yoongi: the fans want it so I do it

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Q: Which is the best song in their new album?
Jungkook: Whalien 52 (Jungkook singing Whalien 52)
JHope: Ma City (J-hope rapped a part from ‘Ma City’)

Jimin: 고엽
JM: This isn’t my part but -
CM: Oh you have a lot of greed
JM: I’ll do V’s part from Dead Leaves
JM: *starts with the wrong lyrics*
V: Hey, do it properly
V: original 고엽 version, he’s like it’s mine

Rapmon: Butterfly~

RapMonster singing Jungkook’s part in the chorus from Butterfly and everyone is laughing at him

Jungkook sang the same part after him so Changmin said that the feel is totally different

‘Since you are Rap Monster, you should rap’ and so…
RapMonster rapped his part in Butterfly!
Taehyung loves the rap part in butterfly

Suga: intro: Nevermind ~
Suga rapped his part in Intro: Never Mind and V tried to copy him

J: I really like the song that Suga made, Dead Leaves…
Jin sang his part in Dead Leaves!

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2016 goals
RM: I wish everyone to be healthy & triple crown & first place in music shows we haven’t gotten first place
JM: thank you fans for listening spend a nice time on Christmas and please keep on cheering for us

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