i am the new queen bee

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M2U’s New Album “Diversity” Details

M2U 2nd album is coming next month. It’s called “Diversity” and it will features new music from M2U in collaboration with guest artists. The guests artist confirmed to be Soraru (a Japanese utaite vocalist) and Yamato Kasai from Mili. The album contains songs from many rhythm games such as Deemo, VOEZ, HIGH5, etc. Here’s the full info of the album.

Album Name: Diversity
Artist: M2U
Release Date: June 28, 2017
Format: CD
Disc Number: 2
Label: Universal Music

Tracklist:

DISC 1

01. Marigold (feat. Guriri) [From Deemo]
02. LIKE I AM (feat.Kuripurini) [From KINETIC LIGHT]
03. Diversity
04. KOTOBA (feat. NICODE)
05. Elements (feat. REQ)
06. Sagashimono (feat. Soraru)
07. HAPPY HALLOWEDDING
08. Turning Point
09. Freezing Hot (feat. Romelon)
10. Frozen Ocean
11. Queen Bee [From VOEZ]

DISC 2

01. Magnolia (feat.Guriri) [From Deemo]
02. Myosotis (feat. Guriri, Lucy) (VIP Remix) [From Deemo]
03. Stellar [From Deemo]
04. Wicked Fate [From Deemo]
05. Lune [From Deemo]
06. Moon Halo [From Deemo]
07. Loadstar [From Deemo]
08. Masquerade [From Cytus]
09. A Bella! (feat. Lucy) [From HIGH5]
10. Velocity  [From HIGH5]
11. 約束之歌 (feat. Sherie)  [From HIGH5]
12. Backstreet
13. Myosotis (Mili Remix)

PRE-ORDER BONUS

01. Marigold (feat. Guriri) (VIP Remix)
02. Magnolia (feat. Guriri) (SQUAR Remix) 

Pre order here

anonymous asked:

Sabrina Spellman comes to Riverdale and she and Jughead are pretty very good friends. Betty is jelly jelly cuz she thinks this new witch in town is perfect and have so much in common with her boy.

Sabrina Comes To Town


“The doors of Riverdale High opened in 1941,” Betty started her tour, pointing towards the plaques on the walls. “This was the founder –“

“Oh my God, who’s that?” The new student, Sabrina, cut her off.

“That’s uh –“ Betty started, blushing when she saw who Sabrina nodded towards.

“Off limits.” Veronica finished for her.

Jughead smiled at Betty as he walked past, making her blush even further.

“Oh? Sorry, am I stepping on some toes?” Sabrina asked carefully.

Veronica had taken it upon herself to walk with the two blondes, claiming she had nothing else to do this period. In reality, Veronica had heard murmurings that the new student was sort of a bitch, a Queen Bee newspaper-writing, old-movie-loving blonde, direct competition for her best friend. And she simply couldn’t let that happen.

“Jughead and Betty are endgame.” She said matter-of-factly.

“Jughead’s your boyfriend?” Sabrina asked Betty directly.

“Not technically,” Betty said quietly.

“Not yet,” Veronica interjected. “But it’s only a matter of time before he asks.”

“Isn’t Betty giving the tour?” Sabrina said snidely.

“Veronica makes it a bit less boring,” Betty defended her. They reached the end of the hall.

“Well, thanks for showing me around.” Sabrina smiled. “Nice to meet you Betty – Victoria.” She looked at each of them, smirked, then turned and walked back down the hall.

Veronica looked squarely at Betty. “I know I said I was changing my ways, starting fresh when I moved here. But that bitch is testing me.”

Betty burst out laughing, watching Sabrina walk down the hall. “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Veronica put her arm out, signaling Betty to look up. “You sure?” She asked, jutting out her chin towards the new girl. “She’s in your territory now.”

Sabrina had walked directly into the office for The Blue and Gold.

Betty sighed and tightened her pony tail, walking towards the office. Veronica squeezed her hand and kept walking, knowing she had no business at The Blue and Gold.

Betty turned into the room, seeing Jughead and Sabrina laughing, Sabrina’s hand lightly touching Jughead’s shoulder.

“Oh, hey Sabrina.” Betty said in fake surprise. “What are you doing here?” She cocked her head to the side.

A flash of annoyance graced Sabrina’s face. “I was just going to talk to the editor about becoming a member of the team.” She smiled tightly.

“Well then, you found her.”

“You’re the editor?” Sabrina asked quietly.

Betty  nodded. “Me and Jughead, we run The Blue and Gold. It’s pretty small right now, so…” She trailed off, not being able to say what she really wanted to - we don’t need you.

“Oh, sure, that’s okay. I mean, I was just looking for something to remind me of home - I was a writer at my last school’s newspaper, that’s all.” Sabrina shrugged.

Betty sighed. “Well, I-”

“Maybe you could write articles about the football team?” Jughead interjected.

Betty’s head whipped over to look at him. “Jughead we don’t write articles about the football team.”

“Exactly. Which is why Sabrina could start.” Jughead smiled.

“Thank you so much Jughead.” Sabrina smiled, placing her hand back on his arm and squeezing. “Really. It means a lot.” She smirked at Betty and turned on her heel, walking out of the room.

Betty stared daggers at Jughead.

“What?” He laughed. “I’ve never seen you be so…”

“So what, Jughead?” Betty raised an eyebrow.

“I think that was jealousy?” He questioned.

“I’m not jealous.”

“Well then what was that? You’re always saying how we have our plates overloaded with this paper. You’ve never been mean to a new student before.”

“I just don’t think she was the right voice for The Blue and Gold.”

Jughead just smirked.

“Okay, fine. I think she likes you, Juggie.”

Jughead rolled his eyes and walked over to where Betty was leaning against a desk. “And so what if she does? I only have eyes for one blonde in this town.”

powerdragonmoon  asked:

Oh!!! So many prompts!!! How about chlonath for "am i proud of what i did? No. Would i do it again? Yes." (Id say chlonath for all of them...but some of them just scream lovesquare and other pairings to me as well!!) ^^ you're awesome! Thanks for sharing all your awesome writing!!

“Am I proud of what I did? No.” Chloe bit her lip. “Would I do it again?” She tilted her head side to side as if weighing the options. “Yes.”

“Chloe,” Nathaniel hissed, “take it back!”

“No,” she said simply. “I think you’ll make a great Peacock. You’re keeping it.”

“You stole this from Gabriel Agreste!”

“Chat mentioned hearing that he had it in a safe at his home so Pollen helped me in the safe and I took it when I was over there visiting Adrien. So what?”

“So Gabriel could crush me like a bug. I’m nobody, Chloe. If he finds out–”

She waved a hand. “Oh, how’s he ever going to find out?”

“I’m pretty sure a new peacock-themed hero running around Paris would be a pretty good clue,” Nathaniel replied dryly.

“Well, sure, he’ll know someone has it but not who.” She cupped the side of his face. “Besides, I wouldn’t let anything happen to you.”

“I’m not a hero,” he said quietly.

Chloe shook her head. “Neither am I, but being Queen Bee gives me the opportunity to help people and…maybe make up for some things in my past.”

“You’re not a bad person, Chloe.”

“I’m not necessarily a good person either, Nathaniel,” she sighed. “But I’m trying and I think that counts for something.” She pointed to the brooch in his hand. “This is going to go to someone. Master Fu or Ladybug are going to choose someone to take it because we need all the help we can get right now.”

“And you’re choosing me before they get the chance?” Nathaniel asked, eyeing the brooch. “Maybe there’s someone out there who would be better with it.”

“I’m sure there is, but I trust you.”

He blinked up at her. “You really think I can do this?”

Chloe kissed his cheek. “There’s only one way to find out.”


Thanks for the prompt, @powerdragonmoon! You know I love writing some Chlonath. <3 And thank you for your sweet words!

Send me a pairing and a prompt from this list and I’ll write a little drabble! :)

beautifulwhensarcastic  asked:

Aaaand now you invented a new AU with your tags! Bearded Steve as a farmer's market seller, leaving in a semi-countryside outside the big city (2-3 hours drive) and Peggy Carter, queen bee of NY elite, who spends her weekends on said countryside fucking the hell out of him. Or more like getting her own brain fucked out so good, then being fed really delicious food, and omg I think she's falling for him, she's gonna panic.

I AM YELLIGN THIS IS THE GREATEST SHIT EVER.

Steve is absolutely not what Peggy usually goes for. But she could not resist him when she saw him coordinating the luncheon her family’s company was hosting. Mrs. Carter forbid her from even talking to him and Peggy doesn’t understand why her mother even said that because of course she’s going to take that as a challenge. She lies to her mother and sneaks away almost every damn weekend to see Steve and fuck the hell out of him. Cue weekends of eating breakfast in bed, gardening together and barn sex. Steve surprises Peggy with his incredible skills in horse backriding when they visit his neighbor Clint on his farm. Peggy surprises Steve with her knowledge of gardening. 

I would also like to see every damn cliche in this. Like some rich meat head who thinks he has a stamp on Peggy’s forehead gets into a fight with Steve. Peggy standing up to her snobby rich friends who dismiss Steve and insult him in front of her. Peggy’s parents try to bribe Steve to stop seeing their daughter. Bonus: Korean drama cliche, Mrs. Carter throws a glass of water in Steve’s face when he refuses. What other cliches are there? I want all of them.

The Bee’s Flower

It took me a long time to think of a name and I don’t think I’m really happy with it but it’s fine. Unlike everything else I write, I’ll probably finish this haha. Welcome to Chlonette Hell!


Summary: Chloe thought she had this superhero thing handled, but the person who found out her secret identity is not someone she wants to associate with.

Chapter 1

AO3

“I am Chloe Bourgeois, and from now on, I’ll be your new superhero: Queen Bee!”

As a yellow light enveloped Chloe, she heard a gasp and a startled “Chloe?!”

Keep reading

A Cat, a Fox, and a Bee walk into a Bakery 6

A rumble and the ground vibrating under her feet was Marinette’s first clue that an akuma had appeared.

The second clue was the akuma herself appearing, landing halfway down the street and roaring at the sky.

“IF YOU’VE ALL BEEN RAISED IN A BARN, THEN ACT LIKE IT!” The… oddly farmer-looking akuma leveled a pitchfork at a pedestrian who was trying to run away.  One ray of light later, and in the poor woman’s place was a very confused looking sheep.

Marinette winced in sympathy even as she broke into a run, looking around and trying to spot a sheltered alcove to hide in long enough to transform.  The man who was running a few feet away yelped as another beam caught him, leaving behind a bull running in his place.  Marinette tried to run faster, but heard the distinctive sound of the pitchfork firing again-

Suddenly strong arms wrapped around her and yanked and she was going straight up as the ray passed harmlessly below her. Looking up, she sighed in relief as Queen Bee smirked back at her.

The akuma snarled, raising the pitchfork and shooting another beam at the two.

“Vixy, heads up!” Queen Bee shouted, launching Marinette in the air and shooting off to avoid the ray. Marinette squeaked as she floated up, paused, then started back down-

Only to be caught by strong, brown and orange arms as Vixen leapt up to catch her, sliding on her landing to bleed off momentum.

Marinette had just enough time to look up and see Vixen’s intent, concentrating expression before the akuma shot another ray.

“Whoop!  Your turn kitty-cat!” Vixen shouted, and Marinette once again found herself airborne.

As she was caught by the powerful arms of her unaware partner, Marinette mused that this was getting old fast.

It took about five more mid-air transfers before the other three heroes were able to work Marinette far enough away that the akuma lost interest.  Queen Bee was the last one to catch her, arms cupping behind her back and her knees as she straightened out and shot over the rooftops, putting distance between them and the akuma while Chat and Vixen worked to keep her distracted.

Thirty seconds of flying later, and Queen Bee landed on a level roof, carefully setting Marinette down. “You okay?”

“I’m fine.  Get back and help the others, I’ll get somewhere safe. And be careful.”

Queen Bee preened slightly. “Don’t worry, no akuma is too much for us.”  With that, she took to the air, streaking back the way she had come.

Marinette waited until Queen Bee was well out of sight before popping open the clasp of her purse, letting Tikki float out.  “I am so glad that I don’t get motion sick anymore, otherwise all three of them would have new additions to their suits.”

Tikki giggled in amusement. “They really care about you, you know.”

Marinette sighed, unwittingly giving a soft, fond smile.  “I know.  Even if they are big dorky brats.” She shook herself slightly, then grinned down at her kwami.  “Best not to keep them waiting, then.  Tikki, transform me.”

A few seconds later, Ladybug was swinging over the rooftops, wondering what she was going to do with her teammates.

The fact that she felt a warm rush of deep affection for all three when she thought about them, well… she wasn’t sure what to think about that.

Inspection March 4th, 2017

My first full inspection for the new year! If you missed my recap of the previous year, you can read it here:

 https://thelittlebeeblog.tumblr.com/post/157994711009/catching-you-up-the-first-post

I’d say this inspection could not have gone any better!

The honey super (that’s the top box where the bees store most of their honey), was almost completely empty. This is normal as they probably ate most of that honey during the winter in order to survive. I went ahead and left the super on, and added a queen excluder to it. A queen excluder is a special mesh placed between two boxes that allows only worker bees and not the queen to pass through. This is used to prevent the queen from getting into the honey super and laying eggs. No one likes baby bees mixed into their honey, am I right?

The bottom two deep boxes, also called brood boxes, is where the queen lays her eggs, and where most of the colony resides. These boxes were in perfect condition! The queen has already started to lay eggs, and I even witnessed some hatching! Yay new baby bees!

During the inspection I only found one small hive beetle. This is great because during the fall of last year I counted about thirty at their peak. Small hive beetles are a common pest in the hive. They lay their eggs in the beeswax. Once the beetle eggs hatch the larvae poop all over the honey, which, if the beetles are in big enough quantities, will cause the honey to ferment. Fermented honey is completely useless to bees or humans. In a good and strong colony of bees, the bees will corral the beetles into a corner and kill them, and clean up any poop they may leave behind.

In addition, I spotted a couple signs of varroa mites. I saw one hitching a ride on one of the bees, and I saw a couple of what appeared to be dead bee larvae. I’ll spare you the details of how varroa function, because I’m not sure I completely understand it, but I know it’s complicated. I’ll have to keep my eyes out for more signs of the mite.

All in all, the first inspection went terrific. The colony is healthy and strong. The queen is already laying, and I’ve seen bees carrying pollen into the hive to feed the new babies. I’m excited to see what the rest of the spring brings for me and my bees!

Here’s a great little graph that may help you familiarize yourself with a bee hive:


The following is just some data I’m going to use to track my colony, you can ignore it if you want.

Beetle Count: 1

Varroa: None-Low

Eggs: Approx. 1.5 frames

Last week’s weather: Unseasonably warm, occasional showers, windy.

the-quasar-hero  asked:

Body you is also another one. As in "Imma body you" issa threat

;)are you sure;) its a threat;) aye girl;) lemme;)body you;)hell yeah i will body you;)all night long bay-bee;)thats how we do it in new york;) you body me and i body you;)youre a cat;)lemme body you, fellow yankee;)yes i am from queens;)the bronx is a good place to body someone;)as soon as youre finished sipping that ari you can body me;)hey girl i just noticed that you and i both have a body;)lets body;)as a wise new yorker once said;)its never too late to party, its never too late to body;)f scott fitzgerald;)true story boo;)

Originally posted by gif87a-com

Mid Year Book Thang

I was tagged by the lovelies, Luna and Christina. @lu-cien @christina-dh

1. Best book you’ve read so far in 2017.

A Court Of Wings And Ruin

2. Best sequel you’ve read so far in 2017.

I FINALLY finished the Grisha Trilogy so Ruin and Rising

3. New release you haven’t read yet, but want to.

Red Queen

4. Most anticipated release for the second half of the year.

Tower of Dawn - Shower me in Chaol

5. Biggest disappointment.

The Wastelands - Stephen King

6. Biggest surprise.

Alice - Christina Henry

7. Favourite new author. (Debut or new to you)

Christina Henry


8. Newest fictional crush.

Who didn’t fall in love with Helion?

9. Newest favourite character.

Bryaxis

10. Book that made you cry.

Go Tell The Bees That I Am Gone - Diana Gabaldon

11. Book that made you happy.

Go Tell The Bees That I Am Gone - Diana Gabaldon

12. Most beautiful book you’ve bought so far this year (or received)

Aesthetically Lord of Shadows - Cassandra Clare

content wise

Go Tell The Bees That I Am Gone - Diana Gabaldon

13. What books do you need to read by the end of the year?

I need to attempt to finish the Selection books. I just can’t get into them though.

14 Favourite Book Community Member

There’s far too many but (other than Luna and Christina)

@deziremyacotar @dr-woodsprite @fiery-feyre @reignoftheinfernalqueen @stripesandpolkadot @cassiancalore @nessiansmut @catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks @feysandsmut @readinglikewildfire

squirrellygirlart  asked:

I don't know if you've ever seen the Phineas and Ferb movie, but at the end there is this cute moment where, before having their memories wiped to protect Agent P's identity, Isabella (who has a Marinette level crush on Phineas) confirms that no one will remember what happens and kisses Phineas before telling the General to hit the switch, at which point Phineas is all like "Whoa, wait, hold up a minu--" but of course, memories are wiped and things go back to normal...

(I actually do know what you are talking about. I do a lot of babysitting) 

:::SOME SPOILERS…ISH? SO BEE WARNED::: 



“Oh my God, We did it! We totally did it! I am like, the best superhero ever!” 

Ladybug tried not to growl as their new companion danced in delight, waving around the akumatized item. 

“Miss Bee-”

Queen Bee.” The girl corrected, puffing up her chest and tossing her spinning top into the air. “So now what do we do?” 

“We need to purify the akuma, remember?” Ladybug sighed, wondering if she and Chat had been this desperately hopeless when they first started. She liked to think not. 

“Oh, right. How do I do that?” the blonde ask, holding up the cursed item and inspecting it. 

“You don’t,” Chat said, plucking the item out of her hands and tossing it to Ladybug, “she does.” 

Ladybug could have kissed her partner at that moment as he tossed her the object to break. 

“And then what happens?” The bee themed heroine asked. 

“Well,” Chat said, “then everything goes back to normal. Papillion loses his hold over the victim, Ladybug casts the miraculous cure, and we all go back to our normal lives.” 

“And no one remembers anything right?” She asks excitedly. 

“Well I don’t think thats exactly-” Chat began but the girl wasn’t even listening, instead running over to where Ladybug had just snapped the cursed.. what was it? A baton?… in half. Releasing the small purple and black butterfly. 

“Ladybug wait!” she cried. 

“Look this is kind of time sensa-” 

Her sentance was cut off as the new heroine lunged forward, grabbing her face and kissing her. 

Chat let out a strange, strangled yelp. 

Ladybug pulled away her brain spinning. She automatically caught and purified the akuma releasing the now white butterfly into the sky as she tossed the lucky charm into the air. 

A swarm of ladybugs swept away the damage but Ladybug hardly even noticed. 

“Well I think we did a good job.” The new heroine said smugly. 

“What the hell was that???” Ladybug screamed. 

“Ditto!” Chat choked. 

“What was what?” The girl asked a slight nervousness creeping into her tone. 

“You KISSED me!” Ladybug cried. 

“You said that no one remembers anything!” She shrieked glower at Chat who was still frozen with his finger extended in a point and his jaw hanging open. 

“The VICTIMS! Not Us!” He said, his face a flaming shade of red. 

“Oh,” the girl said eyes going wide as she glanced nervously between the bewildered pair of superheroes. “Opps.” 

BET YOU DIDN”T SEE THAT ONE COMING! MWAHAHAHAHA

Seriously though someone should take the sake away because all i want to write now is crack. 

Hopefully you like it. If not just yell at me and I can try again ^_~

Edit:  If you want to see this or one of my other drabbles turned into a full length fic you can vote for it on my Ao3 link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8914789/chapters/20421238 just follow the instructions in the notes ^_^

Vive la Reine!

If a one was an immortal among mortals how strange that would be. Those now distant times have a feel to them, a scent, a sound. Do not imagine that 1887 as a black and white place, dusty with the passage of time. No, it would be as it was. Fresh, new, colorful and as full of life as this morning’s dawn.

I recall the tea garden. Chatting and discussing the news from the city and the latest gossip from the Palace. Hazy summer afternoons when the only sounds were the slight humming of the bees in the meadow.  The colors, muted pastels, like a painting by Renoir of a French garden party. They stand and toast, Victoria, the English Queen, reigns fifty years today.  Vive la Reine!

Was I dreaming then, or am I dreaming now?

This week you might have seen my face in a couple of different places over the inter-webs. It was with great honor and excitement that I got to participate in Beyoncé’s e-commerce for her new line! And boy what a week has it been… Seriously, I can’t even express the feeling.

I mean we’re talking about Queen Bee + Formation + Shop + ME = Internet takeover!

SO i want to take this moment to thank all who have sent me beautiful messages and are now following my adventures! Without your positive messages I wouldn’t have been where I am right now, we all must remember to stick together for a better future.

If you haven’t checked it already click here to see all of Bey’s shop: shop.beyonce.com

Rules: answer the questions and tag some followers

I was tagged ages ago by @andrea-odown! Thank you and sorry for being late again :I

Gender: Female
Star Sign: Scorpio
Height: 183 cm aka 6.10 feet
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff
Favorite color: green
Favorite animal: bunnies and bees
Average hours of sleep: 7.5
Cat or dog person: definetly cat-person
Favorite fictional character: Fantaghiro (badass fairy tale queen with a hot husband and constant adventures! Aw YEAH!)
Favorite singer/band: too many to count, currently Kraftklub though
Dream trip: Scotland, Ireland, Rome, Budapest (again), Peru and maybe New York
Dream Job: Illustrator (I am living the dream!)
When was this blog made: 2012
Number of followers: 938 (with 30% spam bots I suppose)
What made you decide to create this blog?
I’ve read @fantasiawandering​‘s blog for nearly two months and she inspired me to do join the fandom.

Now it’s your turn! I tag: @fivefootoh, @fantasiawandering, @flipkasper, @elphabafae, @grubus, @katanashipping

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In an effort to encourage my bees to use all the space available in the hive, my first step was to send the queen down into the bottom two hive bodies. While a little bit of smoke is good for calming and clearing bees at the top of the hive when I do work… it would take too much smoke to clear the super of bees entirely. It would be dangerous for the bees and ultimately ineffective. I also didn’t want to shake the frames clean. I was pretty certain the queen was on one of those super frames and I did not want to risk damaging her. 

So I used a specially prepared hive lid/roof to “fume” the bees down. The lid looks just like my standard roof but the aluminum top is painted black - to absorb sun and heat. A sheet of absorbent foam covers the inside of the lid and you spray that foam with almond oil extract. Then place it on top of the hive on a warm sunny day and within minutes the bees migrate down, away from the “fume-board”. It is non-toxic and all natural. Bees just don’t like almond oil smell. 

It worked excellently. The super frames were almost completely clear and I was easily able to determine that none of the half-dozen hangers-on were my queen. She was now safely down below. Then I lifted off the super, laid the queen excluder (pic far right above) on top of the top hive body and replaced the super. Nurse bees, new baby bees and worker bees will be able to get through the excluder grate and move back and forth between the super frames and the hive body. Drones and the queen will be excluded from the super. 

I am sooooo hoping this works and doesn’t upset anyone. I will be checking this weekend. By the weekend, I should see new, uncapped brood cells with itty bitty white goober larvae in them. Fingers crossed. I can’t wait to see. 

anonymous asked:

Hi, sorry to bother you, but could you recommend any comics with strong female characters which aren't mostly violence and/or bloodshed and have a good plot line ? ( I'm already reading black widow and the young avengers ) thanks!

hmm well there’s gonna be at least some violence in almost every superhero comic and I tend to gravitate towards action-oriented series in general but I’ll try my best.

marvel:

*the first arc, #646-650, is kinda violent tbh since the theme of the story is sif dealing with her instincts and what drives her and kind of accidentally going berserker for a bit, but if you want you can skip that and just start from #651 it’s fine!

DC:

*these are written by greg rucka, who is one of my all-time favorite writers. he writes really good female characters in literally everything. but his books do tend to skew towards the more violent, which is why I haven’t listed more of them. but he’s an amazing writer, and his new series lazarus, while heavy on the violence and probably not your cup of tea, is really really good.

other:

*rat queens is pretty violent but it’s more of a slapstick type violence? I guess? the humor and characters make up for it, imho, but just fyi. ETA: ok be very cautious of rat queens because it is bloody and violent I just don’t have the best filter for this shit I’m sorry

**god ok I am really. REALLY hesitant to rec mara, not because of the series itself but because the writer, brian wood, is known for sexually harassing women in the industry. mara is a really interesting take on the superhuman genre, and ming doyle kills it on the art, but again. brian wood is an asshole. so. yeah. good comic, created by a horrible person, it’s a dilemma.

a whole new 'verse

Kalique: I can show you the ‘verse!
Kalique: Sequined, shimmering, splendid!
Kalique: Tell me, space queen, when did you last let your genes decide?

Titus: I can open your eyes!
Titus: Take you wedding by wedding!
Titus: Over, sideways and under on floating orgy ride!

Kalique: A whole new 'verse!
Kalique: A new fantastic consumer society
Kalique: No one to tell us no, or who not to grow
Kalique: Or say we’re really murdering!

Jupiter Jones: A whole new 'verse!
Jupiter Jones: You dazzling freaks I never knew
Jupiter Jones: But when I’m kidnapped here
Jupiter Jones: It’s crystal clear
Jupiter Jones: That you need some psychotherapy!

Jupiter Jones: Unbelievable lines
Jupiter Jones: At the space DMV
Jupiter Jones: Waiting, walking, still wading
Jupiter Jones: Through an endless bureaucracy!

Jupiter Jones: A whole new 'verse!
Balem: *whispers* don’t you dare claim your title
Jupiter Jones: And now I am queen of the bees
Balem: *whispers* i’ll harvest the earth tomorrow

Jupiter Jones: I’m an ascending star
Jupiter Jones: I’ve come so far
Jupiter Jones: Please take me back to where I used to be

Kalique: A whole new 'verse!
Jupiter Jones: Every bath a surprise
Titus: With a crazy family tree!
Jupiter Jones: Is it water or people?

Caine Wise: I’ll catch you anywhere
Caine Wise: There’s time to spare
Caine Wise: Let me share my fancy boots with you

Kalique: A whole new 'verse!
Titus: A whole new 'verse!
Balem: *whispers* that’s where we’ll be
Caine: That’s where we’ll be
Kalique: A harvest race
Jupiter Jones: Out here in space
All: FOR YOU AAAAAND MEEEEEE

I never enlisted. I am at war. I have seen death. I have heard a new technique for victims of PTSD is to tell their story out loud over and over and over and over.

Maybe you have ran over a rabbit on the road. Maybe you have watched a bird hit your living room window and never get back up. Maybe a bee stung you as he martyrs himself for the queen. You always knew nature was cruel. I saw all of this too. I started seeing more clearly when the day I was told my great grandfather had waited until all of us were out of town and killed himself on the back lawn. Not to make a mess in the beautiful white farm house he worked ever so tirelessly on for my late great grandmother. Now I see him laying there lifeless while I rake the leaves in the backyard. Suicide. A gun shot. A hunters heart. My uncle’s heart attack while he was dragging out his last elk. I don’t look at guns the same any more. Time passes and I don’t recognize once familiar things. I look at my uncle dying of aids, his laugh is the only thing the looks, sounds, and feels the same. Everything about him, inside and out, is dying. I feel like the family has already buried him.

There has been lots of graves lately. All of the dogs in my childhood died in the same year. Every year or so a child from my small community dies before their old age. Every day on the news I see the death poll climb without a hesitation to transition into ‘a lighter note’. The happiest, most optimistic person I have ever met called me last night stuttering 4 words, “my mom killed herself”. He’s pointing his finger at himself. Everyone points their fingers. I am pointing a finger at myself. I am pointing my finger at all of you. America. Is this what we send our brothers, sisters, fathers, moms, wives, husbands, children to war for?

I am scared to walk down the street, I know first hand monsters are not myths. I yell “clear” before I enter a room. I scan the area for exits. I examine every nook and dark space.

My strongest demon is not the one that stole my trust in humanity and tried to kill me on the street that I used to walk casually. I can’t tell you my deepest secret. I was the dark place once. I don’t want to write it down. I want it to haunt me. I can tell you with confidence, I would have killed myself by now but in turn I would have to kill my mother. Save us. Save the U.S. Save future suicides. Save future murders. Save future rape victims. Save future hate crime victims. Save future animal abuse victims.

I want to save my friends from everything impure they consume physically and mentally. I want to save my human kind from the atrocities over seas. Everyone seems to be preaching the same thing. Change. Throwing rocks at each others structures, pulling everyone but themselves out of their own delusion of life.

I stop before I release my stone, and smash my hands instead.

I think to myself “If I could save them, what world would I have to show them instead of their own? What makes our savagery more civilized than theirs?” Oh, America the free, how folly are thee.


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You may have been rid of Dan Humphrey’s gossiping days, but you’ll never be rid of me. Because every happy ending is just a new beginning, and on the Upper East Side, the good times never last forever. And who am I now? That’s one secret I’ll never tell. ❞                                                                                                                                                xoxo bitches, Gossip Girl

Out with the old and in with the new. It’s a whole new era, and with it comes a brand new generation of socialites. And while faces may change and the monarchy may have crowned a new Queen Bee, there are some things that are eternal. The Upper East Side has always had a reputation for wealth and prestige. It’s no secret that it’s considered a borough for the rich and elite, but those of us lucky enough to get wrapped up in the affairs of Manhattan’s Elite know the truth. Behind the veil aristocratic poise lies a world of secrets and drama. And amongst the scandal, lies, and seduction, everyone is fair game when it comes to Gossip Girl’s wrath. It’s impossible to hide anything on this side of town, so keep your friends close and your enemies closer, and remember there’s a fine line in between the two.

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RKRecap 2/12/14

“New” Kristen Pictures

Same, boring, recycled pictures of K. I am getting really of these old, but claimed to be new pictures. Quit lying already. 

Jennifer, the Queen Bee

This screenshot showed up on my TL on twitter today and steam was coming out of my ears.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

The way that they treat Jennifer and the way that they treat Kristen is absolutely ridiculous. Jennifer, the media’s precious angel, is given the golden treatment by pretty much every tabloid while Kristen is treated like shit. The engagement rumor wasn’t even invective or nasty yet it still got an apology. Much nastier stuff is posted on a daily basis and nobody even thinks twice about it. When articles like this are posted, everyone agrees and laughs.

I don’t care who the hell you are, but nobody deserves to have this done to them, especially in a very public manner. 

As much as I want to keep on ranting and getting more upset, I am taking this as an opportunity to respect Kristen. She gets this kind of criticism everyday and has never gotten a DUI, arrested for drug abuse, or ended up in any kind of rehab. There are so many people in the world who would take this harassment and turn to making stupid decisions, and here Kristen is with several movies coming out in the coming year, no arrests, no rehab visits, no breakdowns, nada. zip. zero.

And most of all? She doesn’t take bullshit, and doesn’t care.

Although there is a lot of trash talked about K, we do occasionally get some praise every once in awhile. For example, this was posted by Marie Claire today. 

We’re so proud of you, Kristen.

xx, S