hello i have seen homecoming three times now and i’m obsessed and in love with everything about the movie and the trans!peter headcanon
The first thing i heard about trans!peter was a post talking about how being bullied for being a nerd in school really isnt a common thing anymore, at least in america, and, if anything, in my experience, it tends to be the smartest kids that are actually the most popular. And the post raised the question: So what if peter is actually bullied because he’s trans? And that makes so much sense. And being a trans boy in high school myself and absolutely on board with the headcanon i thought i’d join in and add some things. Some of these other people may have talked about also.
“I am not a GIRL. IM A BOY. I mEAN IM A MAN.” peter gets very upset when donald glover’s character calls him a girl. his voice breaks and he gets visibly flustered.
Flash calls him “Penis Parker”. speaking from experience, high school bullies are not very creative with nicknames and will always go straight for the deepest insecurity they know. I personally think this is a dig at peter being trans.
Peter has proportionally quite small hands and feet.
He enjoys playing with things like Legos and Star Wars action figures. possibly because he didn’t get to when he was little.
He has quite a high pitched voice which he has difficulty controlling the depth of.
May’s comment about his body changing and him not feeling like he can fit in at a classmate’s party makes much more sense if you think of peter as trans.
Ned asks Peter if the spider venom gave him the ability to lay eggs, which is a bizarre question to begin with, but even stranger if being asked of an amab person. but this likely doesn’t have any substance as it was obviously just meant to be a funny moment, which it was, i laughed out loud all three times i heard it.
Peter doesn’t have much in the way of sideburns.
He’s pretty short.
I personally never saw a spidey bulge. now it’s possible it was toned down or edited out but it was definitely visible on the last two versions of spiderman and i don’t know why this one would be any more edited than them.
He doesn’t know how to tie a tie. Now this seems unimportant at first, but i actually think it could mean a lot, so hear me out. Considering how many clubs and extra curriculars he’s in (robotics, marching band, decathlon, etc.) he should have been to many recitals, concerts, competitions, etc that would require him to wear a tie throughout his intermediate and high school years. It’s weird that neither him nor may would know how to tie one. unless- he’s never done it before because he’d always worn the traditionally feminine uniform or formal wear.
Now, there’s those two shirtless scenes that some people have been using to discredit the headcanon where he’s clearly muscular and flat chested with no visible scars. Well, my doubtful friends, there’s the possibility of a keyhole surgery which leaves minimal scarring. Also, the spider venom increases muscle growth and metabolism, and also gives peter a mild healing factor. This could have caused any scars he had to heal and fade completely.
now obviously i realize not all of this inherently means he’s trans. cis guys can be short or have small hands and feet or high pitched voices or rounder hairlines, especially when they’re only 15 years old and everyone is growing at a different rate. These things just flesh out the headcanon a bit more.
tl;dr: Peter Parker is an endlessly adorable trans boy and the hero we all need.
“So Y/N, how was your, um, your night last night?” Peter asked as he started eating his lunch. All day, all you could think about was last night. Spider-Man randomly showed up in your room. In what world does that actually happen to someone? You looked down at your lunch, trying to figure out what to tell him, Ned and Michelle who suddenly got interested in the conversation due to lack of an answer.
“It was uh, good actually, watched a funny movie. Why do you ask?” You question back at him. You didn’t tell him about the whole Spider-Man thing because you didn’t know if the man in the mask wanted you to tell people. Peter looked down at his lunch tray. “Just curious, that’s all. What about you guys,” he looked between Ned and Michelle, “how were your nights?” He asked. Peter didn’t want to seem suspicious if he only asked you. He knew what you actually did last night, you were with him. Well, his alter ego. Did you not trust him enough to tell him about it?
As Ned began to explain his action packed night of binge watching old movies, you began to play with your food, lost in thought about the city’s hero, Spider-Man. He was funny, and kind of cool. Not everyone gets to talk to him which made the entire situation even better than it already was.
Peter looked over and saw you playing with your food. He turned to see if Ned was still talking to him but he was now talking to Michelle. “Hey,” Peter said as he turned to you, “you okay? You seem a bit out of it.” He sounded worried about you. You nodded your head yes, “Yeah, yeah I’m fine. I just didn’t get much sleep last night.”
“Did you stay up all night watching movies?” He asked with a small smile, knowing exactly what you did. “How’d you know?” You said sarcastically, knowing that you told him earlier. “Lucky guess.” He said with a shrug, playing along with the whole thing. The two of you quietly laughed at the situation.
What the two of you didn’t hear was Michelle and Ned talking about you. “You think they’re ever going to date?” Ned whispered to Michelle. “Oh definitely.” She said before getting back to reading her book.
It was late at night, again. But this time, you were busy doing your homework. You only had a few more problems you needed to do. You sighed, getting anxious for the sleep you so desperately needed. You went to open your window, wanting to hear the sounds of the city. You went back to your homework area and glanced at the time on your phone to see that it was 11:50. Jesus, these high school teachers are draining the life out of you. Forgetting about your homework, you stayed on your phone for a few minutes. All of a sudden, a wind washed over you. You look up and see Spider-Man.
He came here on purpose this time, he wanted to see you. At least that’s what you understood. “How is is it that Spider-Man has been in my room, not just once, but twice now?” You asked with a humorous sound lacing your voice. You saw him shrug his shoulders as he went to sit on your bed. “I guess I just like talking to you.” He said as he jumped up onto your bed, and crossing his legs Indian style. Spider-Man patted a seat next to him, indicating you to go and sit with him.
You got on the bed and crossed your legs the way that he had done. “What do you want to talk about?” You asked as you started playing with your hands out of nervousness.
“I don’t know….tell me about your life. Your crush your favorite things, your friends, really anything.” Spider-Man said. You cleared your throat before speaking again. “My friends are the most awesome people on the planet. They are always nice and understanding. I would be lost without them, really.” You said looking up at him.
“Are you popular?” He asked curiously. You shook your head immediately. “No, I hang out with the same three people everyday. If anything, I am one of the most unpopular kids at my school.”
“How could you be unpopular?” He asked with a surprised tone, “You’re the most gorgeous girl I have ever seen.” You blushed at the statement. Another plus, he is super sweet. “T-Thanks.”
“So, do you have a crush on anyone?” He questioned with a voice that made him sound like a dramatic 5th grader. This made you smile. “He, he is just something else you know what I mean? He’s different then any other guy that I have ever met. He is just such a good person with a big heart and he is crazy smart. He uh, just got an internship at Stark Industries. What teenager gets that opportunity?” You told Spider-Man all this, venting to a man you don’t even know.
“Sounds like he’s a pretty cool guy. What’s his name? Maybe I can help you with your relationship.” He said the last part mockingly. Peter knew exactly what he was doing. He wanted you to admit your feelings for him even if you weren’t telling the real Peter. He just wanted to hear you say those words.
You smiled widely thinking of the boy who had you wrapped around his finger. “His name is-”
“Peter! What’s up?” You said as you ran to catch up with him. He turned and smiled at you, “Hey Y/N.”
Thoughts on Zendaya’s character in Spiderman Homecoming:
So SPOILER WARNING of course.
While I might be reaching here, I like the implication behind MJ’s update in the new Spiderman movie. Like, you know how Flash, instead of being the stereotypical jock bully, was updated to be a smug douchebag? I like the changes because I think they’re a better parallel to the current generation of teenagers.
The jock bully character is definitely a product of the past so in order to have a bully that’s more fitting to current teenagers, Flash had to be updated. Now, how does this tie back to MJ?
Well, MJ has been changed to a sarcastic intellectual whose always in her books. I like this change because it’s, whether intentional or not, is implying that the new “it” crowd are geeks and geniuses.
For so long, Peter Parker has been portrayed as the “unpopular” one because he was a smart geek. But nowadays, geek culture is in. Look at how many movies we have based on comic books, old science fiction/fantasy franchises, video games, and so on and so forth. So updating MJ, the popular girl who was way out of Peter’s league, as an intellectual who is part of the academic decathlon is a really damn good update in my opinion.
And you know what, I want to see this explored in the sequel. I wanna see Peter and MJ bond over nerdy shit. I wanna see MJ still become the most popular girl in school but still remain her geeky self. I want someone to call Pete a nerd and for MJ to shout, “Yeah, so am I, you got a problem with that?”
Just saying, I think there’s a lot of potential with this different interpretation of Mary Jane Watson. Not everything has to be 100% comics accurate.
P.S.: Yes I know her name is Michelle Jones but come on, she’s still “MJ”. The same way Robin John Blake was “Robin” in TDKR.
Ok but, I have thought about another gay chick flick idea and I like this one more! Get ready y’all…
Lets call our two main heroines girl A and girl B
Girl A is a super popular cheerleader at her school, she’s the hbic and everyone is terrified of her, like girl channels her Regina George on the reg. Girl B transfers from another school. Now at her school she was the soccer captain and they were like the state champions so at her school she was the most popular girl, but she was actually nice and everyone liked her. When girl B transfers to the new school she meets a girl in her class who is on the soccer team and while they’re discussing it girl A enters and goes all Malfoy on B, like : “The soccer team sucks, join the cheerleaders instead because you’re hot and we can be friends.” B, in true Potter fashion, is all like I’ll choose my own friends, thanks biatch, and proceeds to ignore A and talk to her new soccer bud. Thus an epic feud is started.
B is so good she is elected new captain of the soccer team and turns it around. The team starts winning and the whole school starts to find them cool and cheer for them at their games. A is pissed of at this so tried to sabotage B at every turn. Their pranks and competitions gets so big and elaborate that they’re called into the principal’s office and given an ultimatum- either they will work together or they will be kicked off the cheer and soccer teams. So now the cheerleaders have to cheer for the girls soccer team and all the girls actually become friends, apart form the captains who are really stubborn and keep being mean to each other.
Their teammates get tired of this so on their away game they force their captains to share a room so they work their shit out. A and B get into another fight in the middle of which B shuts A up with a kiss. At first A kisses her back but then she freaks out and runs away. After this they stop fighting but are now instead avoiding each other. B is heartbroken because she thinks A rejected her and is terrified that she will out her to the whole school. A overhears B confess this to one of her friends in the bathroom before prom, and she realises that she actually has had a crush on B this whole time. So when A gets crowned Prom queen she makes a speech and she confesses to B in front of the whole school, and they slow dance and make out… the end.
Word Count: 14K+ Pairing: Peter Parker x Female Reader Summary: After failing your Algebra test you have to ask Peter Parker– one of the best students– to be your tutor. As you get to know each other better, feelings begin to develop between the two of you. Warnings: None. A/N: This is one of the most common tropes and let me tell ya: I haven’t got one single regret. I kept characters nameless and generic because I don’t want to mess up the characterization of the Homecoming characters– but I’ll probably update this fic when it comes out to make it fit better in that universe. [F/N] stands for Full Name in case you don’t realize it.
You stare at the giant red F on your test and you feel your stomach clenching, because you studied so much for this test and it still wasn’t enough. The bell rings and your classmates stand up, rushing out of the room to get out as soon as possible– but you stay behind, putting everything on your backpack slower than usual. Once everyone is out you walk to your teacher and take a deep breath before coughing to get her attention.
“Ah, [Y/N]. I was thinking you were going to talk to me after class.” She says with a warm smile and that makes you feel worse– because she’s an incredible teacher and person and she tried so hard with you, but no matter how much effort comes from both of you the fact that you are a big class with many students is a guarantee that she just won’t be able to give you all the attention you need to fully understand what you have to do.
You smile back but it’s only half-hearted– and she sighs and joins her hands on top of her desk.
“You can take a make-up test in two weeks– and that’s the best I can do to help you work out a solution for your grade.” You feel your soul returning to your body and let out a sigh of relief, because not everything is lost.
“Thank you so much. I really tried but Algebra is just so hard for me–” You say apologetically and she lifts up a hand, shaking her head.
“I know you did. You’re a good student, [Y/N]. I know that. Which is why I have a suggestion for you– to help you understand Algebra better.”
“Yes! Anything, really.” You respond eagerly, nodding.
“A tutor. A student who has no problem with the subject and can explain things to you one on one– someone you can ask any questions you possibly have how many times you want.”
“I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of that. Well… I guess it’s because I only know two people who are good at Algebra, and they have way too much on their plates for me to ask them to tutor me on top of that. So, do you know about anyone I can ask?” You ask with a hopeful smile, while wracking your brain to try and remember which students in other classes are good at Algebra– but you’ve never cared enough to find out so you come up empty. Your teacher grins and nods.
Stop with this “I’m not good enough for anybody.” And the “No one cares about me.” Shit.
I’m so so sick of it.
You are loved.
You are beautiful.
And you are wanted.
You are not hated.
You really aren’t perfect.
You are not just a social casualty.
Wake up every morning and tell your self “Today I am not perfect, but rather I am human. Today I will make mistakes, I might not have the best hair day and I may not be the most popular person at my school. But at the very least I will love me. Today I will love me and I will love everybody else around me.
Listen, I am buying this bottle of plum wine, now you can sell it to me, or I'm gonna sell your organs on the black market! So far tonight, your little power trip has cost me 25 minutes that I could have spent eating a delicious bowl of plums.
So whilst I hold your fragile little life in my stainless steel fingertips, I ask you cashier, do you need my ID?
Summary: It didn’t matter how much you tried to catch his attention because he only ever saw her.
You saw the way his eyes would follow her the minute she walked into the room. How they would trail after her figure, and how his lips would tug into a dazzling smile when she looked his way. Suddenly, it was as if she was the only person in the room- or at least that was how it was for Taehyung.
Jiyeon was someone you would kill to be. She had it all- great looks, grades and personality. She was perfect and it wasn’t hard to see why Taehyung was head over heels for her.
“Did you see the exam ranks? Jiyeon scored third in the entire school!” You gave Taehyung your most convincing smile as you tried to ignore the way your heart ached every time he mentioned another girl. Stirring your drink, you pretended to listen to Taehyung babble on about Jiyeon. “She’s so perfect. Do you think she even knows who I am?”
“Who wouldn’t know you, Tae?” you laughed. “You’re one of the most popular guys in the school.”
Taehyung grinned back at you and you knew you could never blame him for being so obsessed with Jiyeon. Despite your own feelings, you wanted to be happy for your best friend.
But you couldn’t stop the pain you felt every time he mentioned her. You wanted Taehyung to look at you the way he looked at Jiyeon. You wanted to be the one who would make Taehyung smile so bright, to be able to garner all of his attention just by stepping into the same room as him. But at the end of the day, you were not her.
“I’m going to try talking to her. I mean, we share a class together so maybe I’ll find a way to approach her?” Taehyung timidly suggested, his cheeks turning a bright pink.
Your throat went dry. “Oh, uh, good luck.”
You could feel Taehyung slipping away, but what could you do? All he cared for recently was Jiyeon. You couldn’t force him to stay with you, you couldn’t make him do anything against his will.
“Well, I’ll catch you later! I’m going to do my best.” You nodded as Taehyung headed to his next class, leaving you alone to your thoughts.
Your thoughts drifted over to what it’d be like to finally tell Taehyung about your feelings. You had spent years hiding it, never wanting to jeopardize your friendship with him. However, at the rate things were going, you’d just suffer more holding it in.
While deep in your thoughts, you didn’t even notice someone sneaking up behind you. “Boo!”
Jolting in your seat, you whipped around to come face to face with Ten. He pouted as he took the empty seat across from you that Taehyung had sat in. “How boring, you didn’t even scream.”
“Sorry that my reaction wasn’t entertaining enough,” you said sarcastically, rolling your eyes at his childish behavior. He only chuckled and gave you a shrug.
“So, what’s up with the long face? You look like you just got dumped. Did Taehyung finally grow old of you?” Ten taunted, not expecting your expression to darken. Usually you would argue back and beat him up, but today it was as if all your energy had abandoned you. “Hey, I’m sorry. What’s wrong? Did he actually leave you?”
“We’re not even dating so he can’t leave,” you huffed, turning to blankly stare at the window. Ten smiled sheepishly as he reached across the table to hold your hands.
“Tell me what happened.” And you immediately poured out all of your feelings. Ten was always there to listen to your pent up emotions towards Taehyung. Ever since Taehyung had discovered Jiyeon, you had found yourself spending more and more time with Ten due to how often Taehyung ditched you to follow Jiyeon around.
After your rant, you calmed down, feeling a huge weight lift off your shoulders.
“Sorry, I always drop so much baggage on you,” you apologized as the both of you left the cafe to head back to your place. “I’ll help you with your math homework to make it up to you.”
“Hm, buy me food also and it’ll be even,” he teased, earning a smack to the back of his head. “Ouch!”
You stuck out your tongue as you increased your pace. “Wait! Y/N!” You slowed, waiting for Ten to catch up. “I’m serious though, you should tell Taehyung about this. I mean, don’t keep your hopes up, but I think he deserves to know about this. Tell him so you can get closure.”
The thought of ever confronting Taehyung about your feelings was nerve racking. Thinking of the rejection and the awkwardness that followed killed you. But, would that be the final push you needed to move on? Taehyung was obviously infatuated with Jiyeon and you didn’t stand a chance against her. Not to mention the hints you had been dropping for so long were always unanswered. Maybe Taehyung was oblivious to your feelings, but it was time to tell him.
“I’ll think about it. I guess it’s about time, can’t spend my whole time gunning after a guy that isn’t interested, right?” you chuckled, the both of you reaching the door of your apartment.
“Exactly! And who knows? You might find that someone else has been gunning after you now that you can take your eyes off of Taehyung,” Ten smiled timidly before giving you hug and leaving.
‘I just don’t know how I’m going to tell him,’ you muttered to yourself as you slipped into your apartment. ‘Will we still be friends afterwards?’
Despite you telling Ten you would consider confronting Taehyung, it took almost a week of non-stop chatter from Taehyung about Jiyeon before you decided to do anything. At this point you weren’t sure if you were going to confess just so he’d shut up about Jiyeon for a minute or if you actually wanted to get it off your chest.
“Y/N,” Taehyung greeted in a sing-song voice, smiling so widely that the corner of his eyes wrinkled. “It’s a good thing you called me to talk, I have something to say too.”
“Mind if I go first?” You knew if you didn’t tell him immediately you’d lose your nerve and never mention it. It was now or never and the most important part was that you needed Taehyung to know that this wouldn’t change anything. Whether Taehyung accepted you or not wouldn’t change the fact that Taehyung meant more to you than a potential boyfriend.
You truly wanted him to be happy, and if that meant he was seeing someone else then so be it.
Taehyung nodded, eyebrows raising at your unusual serious tone. Although Taehyung was more eccentric than you, the both of you were more playful than serious.
Now that you had the chance to say it, everything that you rehearsed in your head slipped away. Your mind blanked as you stared helplessly at Taehyung. ‘Come on, just say it already.’
“You okay, Y/N? Are you feeling sick?” Taehyung’s concerned voice shook you out of your trance and warmed your heart. Even if you confessed, you knew nothing would change. Taehyung cared for you just as much as you cared for him.
You cleared your throat and took a deep breath. Locking eyes with him, you finally told him the thing you had been hiding from him for ages, “I like you, Tae. Not just as a friend, but as something more.”
The minute those words left your mouth you felt a huge sense of relief. It was finally out there, after years of just burying it deep within you, you finally let it out.
‘Thank god I went through with this,’ you thought to yourself until you focused in on the look on Taehyung’s face. He was shocked, just like you expected, but under that was a look of confusion. His whole body had tensed up and the smile had long dropped from his face. “Tae? Are you okay?”
“I, uh, think I need to go, Y/N.” Your face darkened at his words, instantly cursing yourself for thinking you could drop this kind of emotional bomb on him without expecting some whiplash. “I forgot I actually have some, um, urgent plans.”
“Wait!” you reached out, trying to grab Taehyung’s arm but he shifted just out of your reach. Trying to keep your emotions under control, you continued on. “Just because you know of my feelings now doesn’t mean anything has to change. You’re my best friend, before anything else. I don’t really expect anything out of this.”
Despite your words, Taehyung still looked conflicted as he shifted his weight from foot to foot, something he often did when he was uncomfortable. Your heart plummeted as you realized the sudden distance between the two of you.
“Alright, I really have to go now.” He turned to go, hesitantly mumbling, “I’ll text you later,” as he rushed away from you.
‘Nice job, idiot,’ your inner-voice chided. ‘Still feeling relieved to get that off your chest?’
Swiftly turning on your heel, you fled the scene too, barely keeping the hot tears at bay.
It had been almost a week since your confession and there was still no word from Taehyung. You had messaged him since then but each message was ignored.
Letting out a long groan, you tossed your phone away from you. You had thought that you’d be able to work your way through this but Taehyung clearly didn’t share the same opinion on the situation.
“I just want my best friend back,” you whispered, heartbroken at the thought of spending your everyday life without Taehyung.
The doorbell rang, cutting through the silence like a knife. You shot right up, hope soaring at the sound. Taehyung had finally decided to contact you again.
You were up in an instant as you bolted to the door, unlocking it and swinging it wide open. Ten stared back at you, eyebrow quirked at your odd behavior and your hope smashed to the floor.
“Uh, someone looks eager to see me?” Ten murmured halfheartedly, not adding his usual sass into it as if he sensed how heartbroken you were feeling. “I brought food though for our study session.”
You gave him a weak smile, letting him in and Ten instantly made himself at home. He was always in and out of your house, using it as a safe house when his dorm mates brought over their girlfriends for the night. You never really minded but you always told him to just get a girlfriend already if he was so upset with being single.
“Nah,” he had replied, a teasing smile dancing on his lips as it gestured suggestively to his whole body. “If a hot catch like me suddenly gets tied down I’m sure the girls will cry.”
You had rolled your eyes at his overconfidence, throwing a pillow straight at his face. Ten was handsome, that you could admit, but you knew he wasn’t like that. He didn’t sleep around and play with girls feelings, he just liked to tease others.
He caught the pillow before it could hit his face, shoving it under his head as he continued to peer up at you from his spot on the couch. “I’m just kidding, I guess I’m just waiting for the right girl to come along and notice me.”
At the time you had shook your head at his unusual cheesy remark, throwing the other pillow at him but you supposed Ten’s words were what you had been secretly hoping for too. You had been hoping that Taehyung would notice your feelings and return them too, even though you knew he wouldn’t.
“Sorry, I don’t really feel like studying today. I know we agreed to do it for the first of every month but I’m just not feeling that well right now,” you mumbled, flopping back onto the couch. Ten rolled his eyes at you, lifting your legs so he could sit on the couch and then dropping your legs onto his lap.
“That’s what you’ve been saying all week. It’s time to get some fresh air,” he scolded, pinching your calf. You let out a yelp, reaching forward to smack his shoulder.
“I don’t want to,” you whined before continuing in a softer voice, “I’m not ready to bump into him.”
Ten nodded slightly, jaw locked at the mention of Taehyung. You had immediately told him of the confession and the events that had followed afterwards and Ten was not impressed by Taehyung’s actions.
“That’s it, I’m getting you out of your apartment today, even if I have to drag you out.” You shrieked as Ten suddenly hooked his arms under your legs. “You either get dressed now or I drag you by your legs out in what you’re wearing right now.”
“You wouldn’t dare.”
“Do you really want to test that?” Ten and you engaged in an intense glaring contest before you finally threw your hands up and shoved his arms off your legs.
“Fine! I’ll get dressed,” you grumbled and Ten laughed as you continued to curse him on your way into your room.
“An amusement park?” you questioned, slightly taken aback. You couldn’t remember the last time you had visited one but Ten had decided that this was the perfect location for heartbroken souls.
“Oh come on, don’t act like you’re not excited,” Ten laughed, dragging you towards the ticket booth.
As much as you hated agreeing with Ten, he was right about the amusement park lifting your spirits. The both of you rode every ride you came across and spent who knows how much on food.
You continued looking around for the next ride when Ten suddenly exclaimed, “Let’s go on the Ferris wheel!”
You rolled your eyes at the cliche request but complied anyways. Just as the two of you entered the Ferris wheel capsule, your phone buzzed in your pocket. Pulling it out you were met with one unread text.
Taehyung: Hey, sorry about my distance lately. Just sorting things out. About your feelings, I’m sorry but could we just remain as friends?
Your heart lifted at finally hearing back from Taehyung but the contents of the text stung. You had expected this much but it still hurt to hear that the feelings weren’t mutual.
Ten rambled on about some other rides that he wanted to hit before leaving and you nodded along, not quite focusing on anything after seeing that text. You turned your head to gaze out the windows, hoping the view would lift your sorrows only to see something that made your heart shatter.
A few capsules ahead of yours, almost directly across from your own capsule, you spotted a familiar tuff of light brown hair. You watched in horror as Taehyung locked lips with none other than Jiyeon.
A part of you had expected this to happen, but a feeling of betrayal and hurt still washed over you. You had always known that there was only room for Jiyeon in Taehyung’s heart. No matter how much you wanted to catch his attention, you were not her.
Even though you had told Taehyung that remaining as friends was fine by you, you wondered if it was really that easy to keep that promise.
a/n: looked through my masterlist and realized that poor taehyung doesn’t have that many scenarios or series so decided to start another. still going to update my other ones, just hoping to write more for the other members of bts and groups since i’ve been neglecting them. so pls send in any requests you have for other groups or members that i don’t have a lot of writings for! thanks~
Black Hat: “I really hope you enjoyed yourself today, Hero.”
Random Hero: [smugly] “Oh, I did, thanks.”
Black Hat: “Good. Because I’m done. You’ve crossed my last line. Congratulations. Because here on out, I will not. Sleep. Until your life is completely. Fucked. I am the King of Revenge, Hero. I’ve disbanded superhero teams, ruined people’s lives, and I’ve fucking ripped. A man’s. ARMS OFF. But all of that pales in comparison to what I am going to do to you. Mark my words, I will destroyevery part of your life. I will not stop until you are in a dark. Hole. Thinking to yourself over and over and OVER again: WHY. DID I EVER. FUCK. WITH BLACK HAT INC?!”[storms off[
Flug: “…..Yeah!” [leaves…then returns] “Uh. Forgot my lunch.”
now, amanda, why don't you introduce yourself by talking about why you moved to maple bay.
well, i was a popular jock who excelled in most sports- particularly football and amateur wrestling. i am a sexy jock of the group. an army brat, i was an outsider having transferred to bayside in the first filmed episode, which later aired as a flashback.
i mentioned i had been to bolivia, italy, iceland, and berlin, among other places. i become the school star athlete, excelling as a wrestler and the quarterback of the football team, but i do not excel in the classroom.
... amanda, it sounds like you just read the bio of ac slater from "save by the bell".
what makes you say that?
well... you mentioned bayside, which is not the school we're all attending right now and you said the word 'episode', implying you're talking about some sort of tv show.