idw transformers 2013:
hey we have a new concept for transformers its called.......*whispers* conjunx endura............
idw transformers 2017:
we're making robot marriage a staple of this fucking comic franchise and hasbros not stopping us. get on the love train shitbags, we're inserting the existence of conjunxes and amicas as many times as we can before we run out of script.
me, an actual bisexual:
I'm excited about this one character being confirmed bi because it's nice to have fictional characters I can relate to, even if their sexuality isn't a big deal in their story.
some anti-sjw demon on tumblr dot com:
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ABOUT GENDER AND SEXUALITY WITH YOU PEOPLE???!1! PC CULTURE IS RUINING FILM!!!1!11! MOVIES WERE BETTER WHEN THEY WERE ALL ABOUT STRAIGHT MEN
i say “i’m bisexual” but all you see is me holding hands with my girlfriend and you suddenly can’t hear me over “i didn’t know you were a lesbian"
I say, “i’m bisexual” but my coming out goes unheard over you telling me, “it’s just a phase, you’ll pick a side eventually"
I say, “i’m bisexual” but you can’t hear me over “oh, honey, you’re just confused, you’re too young to know for sure”
I say, “i am bisexual” but you hear “i am greedy” “i am indecisive” “i am wishy-washy”
I am bisexual and I am so fucking tired of your stereotypes and your assumptions
I am bisexual and I am valid
“I sent for Albert; he came to the Closet where I was alone,
and after a few minutes I said to him, that I thought he must be aware why
I wished them to come here,- and that it would make me too happy if he
would consent to what I wished (to marry me); we embraced each other over and
over again, and he was so kind, so affectionate; oh! to feel
I was, and am, loved by such an Angel as Albert, was toogreat
delight to describe! he is perfection; perfection in every way,- in
beauty - in everything! I told him I was quite unworthy of him and kissed his
dear hand,- he said he would be very happy, “das Leben mit dir zu zubringen”,
and was so kind, and seemed so happy, that I really felt it was the happiest
brightest moment in my life, which made up for all that I had suffered and
endured. Oh! how I adore and love him, I cannot say!”
- Tuesday 15th October 1839, Queen Victoria’s journal