i am the king of procrastination it is me

My current situation
  • Me: I should be studying
  • My brain: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE you are sunlight and I moon DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING I want adventure in the great wide somewhere FIYEEEEEERO come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT it's the circle of life I CAN'T FIND USNAVI!
The Last Night

Dan and Phil’s break from packing takes an unexpected turn as they reminisce about the years they spent in the London Apartment on their last night there.

Phil finished taping up another box of stuff from the kitchen.

“Phil, this is our last night! How did we get so behind?” Dan asked frantically as he began packing up utensils from one of the cupboards.

“You’re the procrastinator, don’t you thrive on this stuff?” Phil asked with a smirk.

“Well, yeah, but not when we’re moving out tomorrow and not nearly finished packing!” Dan exclaimed as he handed Phil the box to tape up.

Phil stopped what he was doing and looked at Dan. “Did you pack what’s under your bed?”

Dan froze. “I’m saving that for last.”

Phil snickered. “Speaking of beds, it’s our last night in the wicker bed.”

“Oh, thank God.” Dan let out as he closed up the last box of kitchen stuff. “Okay, done. What’s left?”

“We’ve got to pack up the lounge.” Phil told him.

“The lounge?” Dan questioned. “What, the entire lounge? Have we not packed any of it??” 

“Not a thing, King of Procrastination.” Phil said as he began pushing Dan out of the kitchen.

“But I’m so tired… and sore… and what’s the point?” Dan let out as he let his legs go limp and he dropped to the floor in the hallway.

Phil just stood there looking like the most unamused person in the world. “Are you done?”

“How are you not exhausted?” Dan asked as he lay face-down on the floor.

“I am, but we have to get this done.” Phil told him.

“Lie with me.” Dan said as he reached up for Phil.

“Dan, we need to finish packing.” Phil fought.

“Come on, just 5 minutes?” Dan asked in that adorable, whiny tone of voice he knew Phil couldn’t resist.

Phil sighed before getting down on the floor and lying next to Dan. He wrapped an arm around his boyfriend and the two lay there, taking a much-needed break, content in each other’s embrace.

Phil nuzzled his nose in Dan’s curly, messy hair. “I can’t believe this time tomorrow we’ll be in the new place.” he spoke softly.

“This place holds a lot of memories.” Dan said.

“Gotta love those sweet mems.” Phil said, making Dan laugh.

“Jump out the fucking window.” Dan said, Phil now the one laughing.

“Seriously though, we shared so many moments here; created so many memories. Remember the day we moved in?” Phil asked.

“I really don’t want to talk about 2012 right now.” Dan said and Phil gave him a reassuring squeeze.

“All right,” Phil began. “How about all the funny videos we filmed in this apartment? This is where I created the 7 Second Challenge.”

“That was you?” Dan asked, causing Phil to nudge him as he giggled. 

“This is where we did so many fun collabs. It’s where we filmed most of the Phil is not on fires. It’s where Dil was born!” Phil said.

“He was created out of pixels in a video game! You make it sound like someone was born in this house!” Dan laughed. 

“Well, it’s where we started playing the Sims!” Phil said. “It’s where we started the gaming channel.”

“It’s where we spent countless hours sitting up in the office writing the book.” Dan chimed in. “It’s where we thought up ideas for TATINOF.”

“It’s where we’ve always come home to. After TATINOF; after Australia; after Japan.” Phil said.

“It’s just an apartment.” Dan then said. “Home is wherever you are, Phil.” he whispered and Phil couldn’t help but smile. “There’s the fan service they all want.” he then said, causing Phil’s face to fall.

“There’s the fan service your mum wants.” Phil fired back. Dan instinctively replied with their weird noise of an inside joke that Phil then repeated and the two started giggling.

Dan snuggled further into Phil as he closed his eyes and Phil could feel his own body becoming heavier.

“Just think,” Phil began. “We’re about to make a whole flat-full of new memories starting tomorrow.” he spoke quietly, closing his eyes as well.

“I can’t wait.” was the last thing Dan said.


Dan opened his eyes to see a blank wall in front of him. He looked up to see their hallway ceiling and a sleeping Phil beside him. 

“Phil? Phil, wake up.” Dan said. 

Phil grumbled as he snuggled into Dan. 

“No, Phil, wake up. We fell asleep!” Dan said as he got out of Phil’s embrace and whipped out his phone. “Phil, its 9AM!” 

Phil shot his eyes open. “We slept here all night?!” he asked as he scrambled to get off the floor. 

“And we didn’t finish packing the lounge yet!” Dan exclaimed as he got up. “We need to box everything up and get out of here!” he said as he rushed into the lounge.

“Well, at least we didn’t have to sleep in the wicker bed.” Phil shrugged before following Dan into the lounge.

i made dan into a game character and it’s not the best but it took me hours to draw and figure out. rpgmaker has standards and my art doesn’t

also the quality of this is horrible and i tried so many times but i have no idea what to do with it…

-rubs hands together- Perfect. A way to procrastinate

Tagged by @spades-king

a: age- 20 

b: birthplace- Chicago

c: current time- 5:09 am

d: drink you had last- water

e: easiest person to talk to- @bearensembles

f: favorite song- right now, Believer by Imagine Dragons. Makes me wanna punch someone lmao 

g: grossest memory- I can’t really think of one lol. Probably suppressed deep in my mind or something. 

h: hogwarts house- Hufflepuff 

i: in love?- not sure. I don’t think I’ve ever been. 

j: jealous of people- y ea h. I wish I could be normal and functional with a will to live. That’s all I ask. 

k: killed someone- Shhh, don’t call me out

l: love at first sight or should I walk by again?- love? No. Infatuation and lust? Daily. 

m: middle name- Don’t have one, but for my Chinese name, I guess it would be “family” 

n: number of siblings- 4 (2 sisters, 2 brothers, I’m the eldest) 

o: one wish- death, money, love, freedom 

p: person you called last - sister

q: question you are always asked - “Why?” “Are you here yet?” “Where are you?” 

r: reason to smile- Pettiness and Spite (me too Spades), dogs, my friends, cats, rusame, other people being happy, praise 

s: song you sang last- Praying by Kesha 

t: time you woke up- today, 10am, tomorrow, 1pm

u: underwear color- white today

v: vacation destination- Anywhere where I can get lost in nature 

w: worst habit- constantly peeling the skin off my lip because the tiniest bit bothers me, staying up late for no reason, uncontrollable impulsive lying, picking my face, repeating things because I forget I said them already, or not saying the thing because I imagined saying it so many times in my head, having zero grasp on time and relying on extremely specific schedules to function but also too lazy to follow said schedule 

x: x-rays- my arm when I was like 9. BUT LEMME TELL YA A STORY. When I had gotten the x-ray, I was in the car and I wanted to show my sister my fractured bone. I couldn’t see it well because there was a lot of glare from the sun and the x-ray picture was dark so I held it up to the window. My dad didn’t tell me that he was opening the window so when I let go of the x-ray (I was letting it sit on the window), the sheet just slipped out and flew away. So somewhere in this world, an x-ray of my fractured arm is there. I haven’t found it. BACK TRACK A BIT, the reason I had broken my arm was because I had gotten sick from eating cookie dough and was sleeping with my grandma after throwing up. And when I was asleep, I accidentally rolled off the bed and fell straight down, my arm landing on a fan. So I broke my right arm. This is actually one of my clearest childhood memories. 

y: your favourite food- potatoes and/or cheese!!! 

z: zodiac sign- Sagittarius 

I dunno who to tag. Like most of yall are busy with school? So uhhhh, @katsudon-and-klance @causeimamerican @snartalacarte @starkbucksss @kakiichoco tired and brain dead, you don’t have to do it lol. If we’re mutuals and u wanna do it, go ahead, and tag me so I can read it lmao

AND WHILE I’M AT IT

tagged by @spades-king again. I forgot to do this one lol

(Rules: Tag peeps you wanna know better by reblogging this. They are not forced to answer, this can just show that you like them and would like to get to know them better if you could and that can be something good to know but no one has to reblog any of this.)

NAME: Crystal 

NICKNAME: bitch, Edith call me milf, Tian calls me mom

ZODIAC SIGN: Sagittarius and rat 

HEIGHT: 5′6

ORIENTATION: Pansexual

LIPSTICK OR CHAPSTICK: on myself, chapstick. On others, lipstick. 

FAV FRUITS: fuckin WATERMELONS. And mangoes. Also durian is some gooooood ass shit

FAV SEASON: winter and fall when the bugs are dead and I’m not sweating 

FAV BOOK SERIES: right now, I’m reading Vampirates by Justin Somper. Other favs (from looking at my shelf): Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer, Cirque du Freak by Darren Shan, World of Watches series by Sergei Lukyanenko,  The Last Dragon Chronicles by Chris d'Lacey, The Heir Chronicles by Cinda Williams Chima, Bran Hambric by Kaleb Nation, Erec Rex by Kaza Kingsley, -inhales deeply- and The Unicorn Chronicles by Bruce Coville. I have… a book problem…

FAV FLOWER: sunflowers and anything purple. But all flowers are beautiful. 

FAV COLOURS: purple and black

FAV ANIMALS: Dog

LAST SONG LISTENED TO: Fighter by Monsta X (I think I’m falling back into a k-pop phase)

LAST MOVIE SEEN: Sing. It was actually pretty good. I had to watch it because my niece wanted to. 

COFFEE/TEA/COCOA: Coffee when I want sugar and energy, tea when I want cleansing, cocoa when I’m hungry 

AVERAGE SLEEP: Zero to a record 18 hours of sleep. On days off, I sleep average 9 hours, but on school days, usually 3 or 6

CAT OR DOG: Dog

FAV FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: Alfred and Ivan are my top fave (same Spades)

THREE SHIPS: Rusame, Klance, Kawoshin (this ship will never die in my heart)

adoringrucas  asked:

Once you get this it would be cool if you posted 10 facts about yourself and then passed this along to your 10 favorite followers. 💜

why am i just seeing this now?????? i adore and love you meg 💜

  1. i’m short af, like 5′1 or 5′2? i honestly don’t know lmao
  2. i love, adore and stan my la teams (lakers & kings ayeee)
  3. i lowkey love applesauce
  4. i’m known as miss procrastinator lol
  5. i’m actually a little bit of chinese from my mom’s side of the fam :)
  6. i have a mole that’s close to fading on my middle finger ahaha
  7. it’s such a bad habit and i can’t help myself but i bite my nails. seriously someone tell me to stop
  8. i’d say 50% of my closet are full of my dad’s clothes lmao. they’re comfortable ok? plus clothes nowadays are so expensive (says broken college student lol)
  9. when i’m feeling down, i listen to aaliyah. her voice is so soothing and calming, RIP baby girl <33
  10. my name means follower of christ :)

hm instead of 10 why not all of my followers do this? :))

2

My mother … I barely remember her. Some things I’d never forget about her are her kindness, her wisdom, her strength and how determined she was. My mother was an independent and fiery, reliable woman.
Whenever we could, we’d leave the City of David and she would tell me about our people’s past, about how our capital cities rose from the desert’s ground. She’d often talk about the starts above, the sun and the cloud. About the freedom they embodied, and their strength. 

She made me who I am, without her, I’d be nothing. Sometimes I miss her, but then I remember what she told me. Every soul that passes away becomes a star in the firmament. She’d always keep an eye on me, that’s what she promised me when I was a little boy.

(OVO I’M SORRY I’M SO LATE
this was supposed to be for the Mother’s Day meme buuut haha you know me, procrastination king and all. /shotdead

Israel’s mother personificated the tribes of Israel, the Jewish people. She passed away in 930, when the United Kingdom of Israel and Judah ended after King Solomon’s death.)

Social Procrastination
  • *spends a whole week completing a comic page*
  • Me: whelp that turned out okay I guess meh whatever
  • *successfully completes one minute social interaction*
  • Me: I AM A F--KING GOD DAMN I AM THE MOST COMPETENT