i am the king of cool

THIS IS A GREETING POST FOR EVERYONE.

HI! I AM DAMARA. THE HANDMAID. THE DEMONESS. I AM 9 SWEEPS OLD (I THINK) CURRENTLY. TIME MEANS NOTHING TO ME, AND I AM CONSTANTLY REWINDING. ANIME IS FUN. DRAWING IS PRETTY FUN. STABBING IS VERY FUN.

I AM A SERVANT OF THE LORD. I LIKE ALL COLORS, BUT BRIGHTER COLORS ARE MORE FUN. BRIGHT RED IS THE MOST ACCEPTABLE.

SOMETIMES I READ PHILOSOPHY BOOKS. KANT IS OK. DESCARTES IS A LITTLE OKAY. PLATO SUCKS.

RAT KINGS ARE WHEN RATS GET STUCK TOGETHER BY THEIR TAILS, AND ITS HOW I THINK OF ALL OF YOU. VERMIN STRUNG TOGETHER FEASTING UPON WHATEVER YOU CAN OBTAIN UNDER THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD.

KITTENS ARE VERY LOUD.

I HAVE ONE FRIEND. @roseredmutant MORE WOULD BE COOL. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU DO WITH FRIENDS.

THANKS FOR READING!\(・ω・)/

"hamilton" summarised

act 1

alexander hamilton: HELLO YES HI THIS MUSICAL IS ALL ABOUT ME I AM THE STAR I AM WONDERFUL LOOK AT ALL THE COOL STUFF I DID WOW GO ME

aaron burr, sir: you’re an orphan? nice lets go mURDER THE GOVERNMENT (ft. drunk squad™)

my shot: im PAst patiently waitin im PASSionately SMAshin every expecTATion every ACTion’s an ACT of crEATion

the story of tonight: more drunk cuties

the schuyler sisters: FEMINISM GIRL POWER F U C K THE PATRIARCHY (ft. peggy bein a lil bitch)

farmer refuted: Sassy Ham™ (ft. dONT MODULATE THE KEY THEN NOT DEBATE WITH M E)

you’ll be back: king george iii is a psycho

right hand man: I HAVE THREE FRIENDS PICK ME

a winter’s ball: salty + creepy burr (ft. LAAAAaaaAaAaaaADIES)

helpless: ELIZA IS A PRECIOUS PURE CINNAMON ROLL D O N ’ T T O U C H H E R

satisfied: did somebody say bitter (ft. goosebumps)

the story of tonight (reprise): drunk and gay (reprise)

wait for it: burr has secrets™

stay alive: FUCK OFF CHARLES LEE

ten duel commandments: oKAY so we’re doing this

meet me inside: ham fucks up™

that would be enough: THE CINNAMON ROLL IS BACK AND SHE’S PREGNANT HAM COULD U N O T

guns and ships: lAFAYETTE

history has its eyes on you: gwash has Feelings™

yorktown (the world turned upside down): that one line @ trump tbh, HERCULES MULLIGAN

what comes next: oh no king george is just hella salty

dear theodosia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

non-stop: HISTORY HAS ITSwhy do you assume you’re the smartest in the room why do you assume you’re the smartest in theNON-STOPhe will never be satisfiedISN’T THIS ENOUGHsatisfiedWHAT WOULD BE ENOUGH

act 2

what’d i miss: tjeffs is back from being a hoe in paris and he’s getting down to Business™ 😎

cabinet battle #1: FUCKN FIGHT ME ILL TAKE ANYONE — alexander hamilton, probably

take a break: spoiler! he doesn’t take a break (ft. UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQQQQQQQQ)

say no to this: oh jesus what is that two letter word starting with n, ending with o, it has escaped my vocabulary completely

the room where it happens: so apparently aaron burr is Salt Personified™

schuyler defeated: bros don’t take other bros’ father in law’s senate seat wtf

cabinet battle #2: if u tie ur hair into a ponytail, u are a completely different person: confirmed

washington on your side: salty burr, jeffersalt, madisalt: the salthern motherfucking democratic republicans™

one last time: washington’s gone, thanks a lot jefferson

i know him: no it turns out that king george iii is actually a fCKN PSYCHOPATH

the adams admininistration: Great Googly Moogly, It’s All Gone To Shit™ (ft. sIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER)

we know: so burr’s shady as fuck

hurricane: hoe don’t do it (spoiler! he does it)

the reynolds pamphlet: how to fuck up your own life for no good reason — by alexander hamilton

burn: CINNAMON ROLL IS UPSET AND IT BREA K S Y O U

blow us all away: HE DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY ??¿ (ft. philip organising a threesome)

stay alive (reprise): count to ten in french after this without crying, i dare you

it’s quiet uptown: YOU KILLED YOUR S O N WHAT THE FUCK ALEXANDER CHILL

the election of 1800: alex likes causing drama. what a surprise(!)

your obedient servant: i have never talked shit about you. BUT IF I EVER DID here is a list of everything i said about you and when, it’s 30 years long, take your pick (ft. S A L T )

best of wives and best of women: he doesn’t go back to sleep

the world was wide enough: you done fucked up a-a-ron

who lives, who dies, who tells your story: eliza schuyler hamilton is an angelic cinnamon roll and the world does not deserve her, she singlehandedly made sure her idiot husband made history and she deserves more credit than she is given honestly (ft. your ugly crying)

10

Famous musicians talk about Queen and Freddie Mercury.

Hamilton Characters as Things Said in Choir(Warning my choir is really salty)
  • Hamilton: [beatboxing in background] I will pitch slap you so hard- maybe then you'll be on the right key and good enough to compete with me-
  • Laurens: Oh I don't mind, I've been in a closet this long, what's a few more minutes gonna do?
  • Lafayette: Scold me like one of your French girls
  • Mulligan: LEARN TO YELL OR NO ONE WILL LOOK AT YOU CRAZY AND THATS REALLY BORING
  • Angelica: I wanna be nice to you, but then you start talking and I change my mind
  • Eliza: My feelings may be hurt but my voice is still turnt
  • Peggy: I may be low but my notes are high
  • Maria: Hmmm okay I'm hot you're not, but you can still help me cool down
  • Washington: I just wanted to sing a song, but now I'm a freaking bed to midgets
  • King George: PLACE A CROWN UPON MY HEAD FOR I AM THE KING OF LOOKING LIKE A GOD
  • Jefferson: Wow, your outfit is so sharp it made your voice sharp too good job hun
  • Madison: Guys the band is one upping us just by existing let's just end it now and cry about it together
  • Burr: Don't touch me, I might catch your inability to sing in the right key
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Ok but how would he know.

He’s been trapped in a puzzle for 3000/5000 years, right? Was he even conscious in there? How could he hear all the things people were calling him over the ages? And where did he even get “Yami”?

Because I like to think he spent the first few weeks after the puzzle was solved floating around at Yugi’s shoulder like “Who the fuck am I.” And at some point he overheard Yugi’s grandpa explaining the lore behind the puzzle, like:

Solomon: Legends say that this puzzle belonged to an ancient Egyptian pharaoh!

Yami: Sounds legit. That could be me, right? I feel vaguely pharaoh-y.

Solomon: And the hieroglyphs in the tomb where the puzzle was found spoke of a “King of Games!”

Yami: That’s a super cool title, I’m keeping that one.

Solomon: And the inscription on the puzzle reads “The one who solves me shall gain the powers and knowledge of darkness.”

Yami: Guess that’s me. I’m the darkness.

And when Yugi finally gets around to asking him his name he’s like “Ah, yes, my name. I have…many names. So many names. That I remember. Like…Pharaoh. And…King of Games. And. Uh. Uh… *looks down at the puzzle* dARKNESS.”

tldr; “Yami” was totally a line-of-sight name he got stuck with.

guys, we need to talk about eowyn

So I get really narky when people pull the whole ‘oh Eowyn’s storyline came to such a sucky ending; she was really cool going around killing orcs and Witch-Kings and then she got shoved into a traditional girly role by marrying Faramir and becoming a healer’ thing, because no. No-no-no-no-no. Not only does that stray dangerously into the territory of ‘women only have worth if they’re doing traditionally blokey things’, but that misses almost the entire point of Lord of the Rings.

Tolkien was in the trenches in the first world war, right? He got all that ‘for death and glory’ shit shoved down his throat, that was the whole point about the war, it was when so many people came to see how awful and misleading all the propaganda about winning glory through violence and death was. And Tolkien’s work completely shows that: it’s why the hobbits, who’ve never craved power or battle the way men do, are the heroes of the book; it’s why strong men like Aragorn and Faramir are shown to be lovers of peace rather than war. It’s why the quote - but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory; I love only that which they defend – is so poignant and beautiful, when seen in the context of all Tolkien had gone through. He’d seen all but one of his closest friends die in an utterly pointless war; the prevalent message in his books is ‘if you’re going to have that many people die, let it be for something worth dying for.’ (Like defending your home from the lord of all darkness, for example.)

And Eowyn might be a fantastic female character, but she’s also got so much development to go through, and she’s by no means perfect. I find it really interesting that when Eowyn talks to Aragorn about wanting to go off and fight she never really actually mentions protecting her people, but speaks about wanting to ‘face peril and battle’, and to do ‘great deeds’. And it’s not that Eowyn doesn’t want to protect her people, because of course she does, but she’s also got such a driving motivation within her to do glorious and fell deeds simply for the sake of valour and renown. It’s one of her defining features, having an attitude that got so many young men killed in the war and which, obviously, Tolkien would have been very wary of.

(Also, I think, there’s so much in Eowyn that wants to prove herself to be more than ‘a mere woman’; because twice in that conversation she asserts that she’s no mere ‘dry-nurse’ or ‘serving-woman’, but a member of the house of Eorl and therefore capable of greater things. There’s almost this slight sense of Eowyn considering herself more than ‘just’ a domesticated woman that I sometimes get from her in the books? Which is very sad - the idea of Eowyn having less regard for others of her sex who do mind the house or raise the children - and why I so love that ‘I am no man’ moment in RotK. Eowyn’s no longer hiding herself, or dismissing fellow women as the weaker sex, but acknowledging and embracing the fact that women in all their forms can fuck you up.)

And then we reach the Houses of Healing, and Eowyn yearning for death in battle just like her Uncle Theoden, and basically buying into that whole world war one ethos that Tolkien would have considered so poisonous. Which is why her friendship and courtship with Faramir is so fricking beautiful. Remember that quote I wrote earlier? That’s from Faramir. He’s not backing down from conflict, he’s in no way less of a ‘real man’ than anyone else; he’s just saying there needs to be more to the fight than simply having a fight. There needs to be a reason; something worth fighting for. Eowyn recognises that Faramir is a good man in every sense of the word: he’s strong and valiant, but he doesn’t fight simply to prove himself or for the sake of winning glory, he fights for other people. And Faramir gently challenges Eowyn on her idolisation of battle-glory and encourages her not to scorn gentleness or peace, and he’s so freaking good for her.

(Seriously. Can we just stop for a moment and think about how wonderful Eowyn and Faramir are for each other: Faramir encouraging Eowyn to turn towards life and healing and openness while never denying her strength or courage, and Eowyn giving Faramir the validation and security he never got after so many years of an awful relationship with his father? I honestly don’t know why I don’t get all giddy about these two more often, because they make the very best otp.)

And the result of the departure of the Shadow and her friendship with Faramir is Eowyn’s decision that ‘I will be a shieldmaiden no longer, nor vie with the great Riders, nor take joy only in the songs of slaying. I will be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren.’

I think that last bit is so important because I’m certain that Tolkien doesn’t mean for Eowyn to immediately pack up her sword and shield and become a good girl sitting at home with her knitting and waiting for the men to return home after the fight – after all, she’s going to be the wife of the Steward of Gondor and there’s a lot of mess to clean up after the War of the Ring. Eowyn’s probably still going to find herself defending hearth and home from time to time. But the important thing is that she’s no longer defining herself simply by the doing of valiant deeds; she’ll no longer compare herself to the great warriors of her house and feel lacking simply because she hasn’t killed as many men. Most importantly, she’s not going to take joy only in the songs of the slaying, in destruction and death. Tolkien was all about healers symbolising life and rebirth, and Eowyn’s decision to become one – to aid in the preservation of life rather than the taking of it – is so beautiful. I don’t think Tolkien ever wrote Eowyn’s ending to make her reclaim her ‘lost femininity’; I think it’s a lovely way of adding to the ever-present theme in Lord of the Rings of hope and frailty and healing and friendship over glory and battle and strife.

songs of hamilton: a summary

alexander hamilton: guess who it is

aaron burr, sir: shut up please. also my boy john sings, lafayette says fuck you to the king and hercules fucks horses

my shot: i am small but full of rage

the story of tonight: squads that fight together drink together

the schuyler sisters: my girls being badass

farmer refuted: some dude in the street gets roasted by a.ham

you’ll be back: george gets salty

right hand man: hey i know we have problems but i have three friends

a winter’s ball: alexander is a whore

helpless: eliza and alexander 4eva

satisfied: shit goes down ft. cool rapping by angelica

the story of tonight (reprise): squads that fight together drink together even more

wait for it: burr can’t control love, life or hamilton (or his emotions)

stay alive: charles lee is a weak ass bitch and a.ham wants to fight but can’t

ten duel commandments: laurels is a Good Bro 

meet me inside: alexander has daddy issues

that would be enough: emotional interlude between battles

guns and ships: lafayette is back to Fuck Shit Up (how does he rap so fast???? will we ever know?? probably not)

history has its eyes on you: don’t fuck up, alexander

yorktown (the world turned upside down): hercULES MULLIGAN 

what comes next?: george is still salty

dear theodosia: theodo-PHILLIP WHEN YOU SMILE I AM UNDONE MY SON-sia

tomorrow there’ll be more of us: the only one not on the cd. also the most emotional thing i have ever heard

non-stop: alexander does not allow himself to grieve

what’d i miss: you simply must meet thomas thOMAS

cabinet battle 1: alexander and thomas diss each other in front of a bunch of people

take a break: alexander your son is nine don’t be a dick and listen to him rapping. also angelica freaks out about a comma and alexander roasts john adams

say no to this: sex. 

the room where it happens: wtf did you guys do in there. why can’t i come

schuyler defeated: alexander why are you so goddamn proud

cabinet battle 2: damn alexander. back at it again with fighting jefferson

washington on your side: jefferson madison and burr are the Salt Squad aka the southern motherfucking democratic republicans

one last time: dad why hath you forsaken me

i know him: george isn’t salty and enjoys watching america destroy itself

the adams administration: alexander Fucks Up

we know: oh shit

hurricane: i have a sad past. also maybe i should tell everyone i slept with maria reynolds even though literally no one is accusing me of it

the reynolds pamphlet: everyone else realises how much of a fuck up alexander is ft. angelica slaying

burn: eliza cries a lot

blow away: phillip is a precious baby and must be protected at all costs

stay alive (reprise): goddamn it i said he had to be protected not fucking killed

its quiet uptown: they hold hands. angelica watches. “there are moments where you’re in so deep it feels easier to just swim down” aka the best line of the play

the election of 1800: can we get back to politics? alexander supports….. jefferson????? damn

your obedient servant: burr is salty as fuck. also 30 years of disagreements

best of wives and best of women: can’t hear the song because i’m sobbing to loudly

the world was wide enough: alexander is wearing glasses. burr shoots him then realises he Fucked Up but its too late so he hides

who lives, who dies, who tells your story: oh man. an emotional rollercoaster. everyone says alexander was an Okay Guy. eliza is a Mom. an all round emotional ending

Time for a Feels Trip

Nico, Age 10:

Bianca sat with [the Hunters], leaving her little brother to hang out in the front with us, which seemed cold to me, but Nico didn’t seem to mind.

“This is so cool!” Nico said, jumping up and down in the driver’s seat. “Is this really the sun? I thought Helios and Selene were the sun and moon gods. How come sometimes it’s them and sometimes it’s you and Artemis?”

-Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

Nico, Age 11:

“I am the son of Hades,” Nico insisted. “Be gone!”

Minos laughed. “You have no power over me. I am the lord of spirits! The ghost king!”

“No.” Nico drew his sword. “I am.”

He stabbed his black blade into the floor, and it cleaved through the stone like butter.

“Never!” Minos’s form rippled. “I will not—” The ground rumbled. The windows cracked and shattered to pieces, letting in a blast of fresh air. A fissure opened in the stone floor of the workshop, and Minos and all his spirits were sucked into the void with a horrible wail.

-Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

Nico, Age 12:

“Son of Hades.” Kronos spit on the ground. “Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?”

“Your death,” Nico said, “would be great for me.”

“I’m immortal, you fool! I have escaped Tartarus. You have no business here, and no chance to live.”

Nico drew his sword—three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. “I don’t agree.”

The ground rumbled. Cracks appeared in the road, the sidewalks, the sides of the buildings. Skeletal hands grasped the air as the dead clawed their way into the world of the living. There were thousands of them, and as they emerged, the Titan’s monsters got jumpy and started to back up.

-Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

Nico, Age 13:

Hazel felt like she’d just introduced two nuclear bombs. Now she was waiting to see which one exploded first.

Until that morning, her brother Nico had been the most powerful demigod she knew. The others at Camp Jupiter saw him as a traveling oddball, about as harmless as the fauns. Hazel knew better. She hadn’t grown up with Nico, hadn’t even known him very long. But she knew Nico was more dangerous than Reyna, or Octavian, or maybe even Jason.

-Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

Nico, Age 14:

Nico wasn’t exactly a sunshine person, but for once he welcomed the warmth. It made him feel more substantial – anchored to the mortal world. With every shadow-jump, coming back got harder and harder. Even in broad daylight his hand passed through solid objects. His belt and sword kept falling around his ankles for no apparent reason. Once, when he wasn’t looking where he was going, he walked straight through a tree.

Nico remembered something Jason Grace had told him in the palace of Notus: Maybe it’s time you come out of the shadows.

If only I could, he thought. For the first time in his life, he had begun to fear the dark, because he might melt into it permanently.

-Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

Nico, Age 15:

“Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”

He shrugged. “Technically, yes. But if I sit alone at my table, strange things happen. Cracks open in the floor. Zombies crawl out and start roaming around. It’s a mood disorder. I can’t control it. That’s what I told Chiron.”

“And is it true?” I asked.

Nico smiled thinly. “I have a note from my doctor.”

Will raised his hand. “I’m his doctor.”

“Chiron decided it wasn’t worth arguing about,” Nico said. “As long as I sit at a table with other people, like…oh, these guys for instance…the zombies stay away. Everybody’s happier.”

Will nodded serenely. “It’s the strangest thing. Not that Nico would ever misuse his powers to get what he wants.”

“Of course not,” Nico agreed.

-Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

Stuck in the Middle (With You)

Ok…this friggin episode about gave me a heart attack.

Initial thoughts…

•Dean said both Amanda and Mandy at the beginning and hearing him say my name = so so hot.

•The cafe scene…GOLD.

•Speight = fucking incredible director.

•Mary. Fucking. Winchester…. And not in the cool badass way, like I would say “Sam. Fucking. Winchester.”…But in a “you BITCH!” Way. So much shade. So. Much. SHADE!

•Ok…even though I am super pissed about Mary…when she called Cas one of her boys, it kind of made me “Aww” a little.

• When i heard Crowley’s voice I was beyond relieved…but then kind of scared….and then relieved again…and then stunned…and then relieved again and wanted to hug him. Crowley for the win!

•CASTIEL! I freaking love you. I almost died right along with you. I can’t loose you. I can’t. Don’t ever do that again. Ok? Good.

•LUCIFER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

•PELLEGRINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by campina992

Star Wars Rogue One High School AU
  • So me and @phennythephoenix made an AU (Alternate Universe) of Rogue One where it basically take place in a fucked up High School. Basically…
  • *Jyn is the new girl
  • *Cassian is the emo cutting himself in class
  • *K(2S0) is the cool meme science teacher that constantly makes science puns
  • *Bodhi is the weird anime nerd who no one likes rip
  • *Chirrut is the captain of the tennis team but since he’s blind he always says, “I am the king of this court” no matter where he is
  • *Baze is a football player but he’s quiet and reads outside of football games
  • *Gallen is so a math dad I’m sorry
  • *Krennic is the principal but wears a cape and the other students make fun of him
  • *Baze and Chirrut are homogay
  • And yeah that’s basically all we came up with
  • P.S. sorry this isn’t TG related but…
novel!wolfram appreciation
  • prettier than god according to a guy who knew god personally
  • not interested in being polite or heterosexual
  • here to drink wine and call out Yuuri’s bullshit
  • can and will drink you under the table btw
  • and then claim you promised him something while you were drunk that you don’t remember and didn’t actually say but you have no way of knowing that (get rekd Adalbert)
  • actual bamf
  • just wants to get laid
  • constantly baffled by the English language
  • fascinated by tan lines
  • fell in the snow and hurt his back trying to look cool
  • ready to swordfight a room full of armed pirates in a bathrobe with a towel wrapped around his head
  • brags about his daughter to other dads
  • actually apologized for badmouthing Yuuri’s mom (like several books later but still RECOGNIZES AND CORRECTS OWN BIGOTRY)
  • he grows up So Much and I am So Proud
  • is a srs actor who takes his role as Predator in Yuuri’s Alien vs. Predator musical adaptation Very Srsly
  • somehow manages to sleep through important shit
  • motherfucker so confident he stops Yuuri from introducing him to the king of their biggest rival country who proceeds to spend the next five novels fucking them over not knowing they’re engaged
  • what’s good Saralegui
  • don’t worry Sara he’ll probably send you a wedding invite
  • stated his love and devotion to his fiance and king with impassioned sincerity right before punching him in the gut
  • carries a marriage registration form at all times
  • reads Yuuri’s diaries
  • has nightmares about sand bears
  • clingy sleeper
  • constant paranoia about giant squid
  • seriously every time they’re on a boat and something happens he’s like OMG GIANT SQUID idk if he’s been scarred for life after that one time or he just really likes calamari
  • reads the local tabloid gossip columns about him and Yuuri
  • gets mad when anyone other than him calls Yuuri a wimp
  • spent an indeterminate amount of time hiding in a box of oranges with Yuuri 
  • spends the majority of every story arc tracking down Yuuri and saving his sorry butt from whatever new mess he’s gotten into
  • will probably spend the rest of his life chasing Yuuri halfway across the globe to stop him from doing something dumb
  • is probably totally cool with that
A Love Such as This

A love such as this
could make a sailor
lose sight of the sea
bring ripe the rarest fruit
to a forgotten vine
take tremulous flames
to the grandest design
make a fool of the wisest
bring low the divine test
and strip cardinals and kings
of their celestial righteousness
drip cool water on the dunes
hush the volcanic heat
bring the sun out at night
make the pacifist fight
quell the din of bombs
hold the impossible weight
of time and space
give meaning to a moment
quotation to inconsequential breath
and rip the ground beneath
the foundations of a spire
constructed by the self professed lie—
—I am enough on my own.

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2016.10.31 ハロウィン音楽祭2016 NEWS - Talk

K: I am a bad cop. [you mean a pervert?]

T: I, Tegoshi, am a pirate. [really, now?]

M: I’m a meat-loving King. [Is that a thing? Well, it is now.]

K to S: Can you talk?

S: I am… a bampaia. (gets the teeth off) Sorry, I am a vampire. [Cool effect completely ruined. We love you, Shige.]

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He’s honestly one of the best dancers in Kpop. Call me biased (cuz I am lol) but look at his form and technique. His movements are all super smooth and fluid, the “shapes” he makes with his hands are so cool, and he pulls of this joker like character scarily well! He introduced this new genre of dancing into Kpop (voguing) and it’s honestly so amazing but not many know who he is.
Kim hansol is an incredibly talented dancer who deserves to be recognized! He stands up for lgbtq+ rights in a country that discourages that, and is so positive and bright! He’s truly amazing. And he may not be a Taemin or Jimin, but he’s so unique and amazing in his own way.

Please vote for him to be on hit the stage. He works so hard all the time and truly deserves it. (auditionzine.com/season-2)

death knight player: honestly its disgraceful and disrespectful the way demon hunter npcs think they can just carry on about darkness and sacrifice like they’re so cool and tragic. do they even know who i am. they chose to follow illidan, for some reason, and they get cool tattoos and wings. big whoop. what a hardship. death knights had to claw their way free of the lich king’s will and try to fit back in to the world of who they were in life even though they can never truly go back and everyone they used to love distrusts and fears them and they can never stop killing things or else idk some bad stuff happens. who do these “”illidari”” think they are. my character cant get hard anymore 

demon hunter player: i like the big jumpies

the shannara chronicles: a character study
  • wil: like an old motown singer, just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.
  • amberle: you wanna see how hardcore i am?! *punches wall* drive me to the hospital.
  • eretria: *beez in the trap plays dramatically in distance*
  • allanon: this is sacred ground, watered with tears of blood.
  • bandon: i see dead people.
  • ander: i'm not like regular uncles, i'm a cool uncle.
  • arion: oh i just can't wait to be king.
  • eventine: *actual love child of legolas and gimili*