i am the homie

HOMIES I AM SHOOK OVER THAT EPISODE.

Man I’ve had my issues with Moffat over the years and YES I’m more of a fan of the RTD era but SHIT. Moffat earned a lot of points with me this season. And that first part of the finale is the first time I’ve been this impressed over one of his episodes in a long ass time. I LOVED every minute of it. It’s been almost 2 hours since it ended and I’m still 100% REELING. 

One of the things I always had problems with when it came to Moffat’s writing was the pace. It always seemed too rushed for my liking, and sometimes I’m just not a fan of twists? And I always felt like he would put needless twists into things. But this was not like that at all. The pacing of this was EXCELLENT, everything built up magnificently and the twists were GOOD and CALLED FOR. 

Another thing I have always appreciated when it comes to Moffat is that he has consistently pushed that Time Lords are genderfluid. And he brought it up again here, having the Doctor clearly stating that Time Lords change gender all the time, that it’s completely normal to them and it doesn’t mean anything. Regardless of the things I didn’t like from him over the years, I’ll always give him the highest of marks for that, cause it’s how I’ve always pictured Time Lords to be as well. Not caring about gender. 

Anyway, I am super fucking pumped for next week!

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·· I was under the impression that quinces were bow-and-arrow using savages…But after witnessing that, I guess they’re quite civilized… ··

                                                           - Happy Birthday @vegeet // 2.28.17

I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special

Please

Dont get into drugs
I dont mean only the worst of the worst
I mean all of them
Dont get into drugs
Because i wanted to have a little fun on my weekends it changed me forever
Because i wanted to feel better i am changed forever
Because i wanted to pass my tests i am changed forever
Dont get into drugs
Because i loved the feeling i am changed forever
Because he said he loved me and its fun to do i am changed forever
Because “homies” gave me them with no price i am changed forever
Dont get into drugs
Because i got into drugs i am changed forever
I didnt say dont try it, or dont do it
I dont expect anyone to never be curious
But do not g e t into d r u g s.
Because i got into drugs i cannot have deep conversations
Because i got into drugs i feel worse when i am touched by someone
Because i got into drugs my mental illnesses are tougher than they ever were before
Because i got into drugs i will never not feel anxious
Because i got into drugs i cant have normal conversations
Because i got into drugs i can only be around so many people before having an attack
Because i got into drugs i am changed forever
Because i got into drugs i dont feel emotions how a human being should
Because i got into drugs making love doesnt fee as romantic or intense as i remembered
Because i got into drugs i am selfish
Because i got into drugs my body has changed forever
I am different for the r e s t of my life,
Because i got into drugs
Do n o t get into d r u g s.

FTM Passing Tips #2

Please excuse my poor humor (;

(Short dude problems)
I am with you, brother. Here are some tips for my homies:

- Shirts and pants with vertical stripes make you appear taller. Just don’t stand next to tall titan people.

- Tighter pants makes your legs look thinner, therefore making you look taller.  

- Nothing wrong with being short. You could land some clothes in the boys department. I found my favorite Avengers shirt in that section. 

- Creepers/platform shoes are so rad, man. They add a few centimeters to your height and look hella punk rock.

- Jackets and coats that cover your bunbuns are comfy, but they make you look short. Maybe you can add a pair of creepers and a beanie and call yourself a tall punk rock homie.

- If you find a pair of pants that are too long, you can fold the bottoms up.


More tips:

- Make sure your shirt collar isn’t too loose around your neck. Tightening your bowtie or tie might help make your collar shirt appear more of a good fit on you. But be careful not to tighten it too much.

- CHEATING BOWTIE TRICK: I used to sew bows for my sisters to put in their hair, and I had some leftovers without bobby pins. I had an idea to use a string and tie the bow around my neck as a ghetto bowtie and it looked like a fine ass bowtie. Search up “bow no sew tutorial”. 

After making a bow, just pull a string that’s long enough to tie around your neck comfortably through that little middle loop and tuck the tied string ends under you collar shirt. Tadahhh $5 or less bowtie :D

- Longer vests hide them curvy hips, bruh.

- Trench coats are nice. Makes you feel like a badass fallen angel (;

- Fixing the seams of your clothes can help make a better fit for your body. You can even take old, baggy clothes and resew them as new ones.

- TWEEEEEED. Tweed is good. Makes you look like a polished gentleman. 

- Newsboy hats are pretty swell. Easy fix for a bad hair day. 

- Caps and snapbacks are cool too. 

- There are several makeup tutorials on making yourself look more masculine. Just Google “crossplay” or “ftm” makeup. The main tips are to contour your jawline, nose, cheekbones, neutralize the color of your lips a little with a dab of concealer, and fill in your eyebrows. 

- *Morgan Freeman’s voice* OLD SPICE.

- A pair of oxford and chukka shoes can take you far with most outfits. Yes, even in pjs and sweats. Just watch out for the fashion police. 

- Binders are awesome and will flatten your chest.
DON’T USE ACE BANDAGES NO NO NO
And don’t get a cheap $10 binder from China on Amazon if you plan to wear one daily. I bought one, but the material was not elastic. I rarely wear it. But it works fine if you’re cosplaying.

- Sport bras are a good substitute for binders. The ones designed to compress breasts are even better.

- Socks can get you a male yoohoo bulge. And it’ll keep your yoohoo warm during the cold winter! It’s like a sweater for your yoohoo! Oh my god, I’m never getting a date…

- Watches are great. But POCKETWATCHES, MMM YAS

- Polo shirts look good. Darker colored polos will help hide your chest.

- KNITTED SWEATERSasdfgljkklhsda;

- You can get a lot of male clothes from WalMart or Target. Don’t underestimate Walmart’s clothing selections. You can get work out gear, Hanes or Fruit of the Looms boxers, briefs, superhero t-shirts for less than $10, plain t-shirts, basically a whole wardrobe at these two stores. So instead of going to GAP and spending half of your rent on a few things, you can probably get a cartload of clothes and stop by for a dvd and some snacks at Walmart. 

- If you want to start a new wardrobe, buy simple and neutral-colored clothes first. It’s easier to mix and match black, white, gray, beige, and navy blue colored pants and shirts together than say, green, mahogany, red, and light blue. 

- Check out minimal fashion. It’s simple and uses basic colors for each outfit, usually black and white. 

- H & M has a wide variety of nice-looking clothes. I would say it has a better quality and designs compared to Forever 21.

- If you’re too lazy or shy to shop around at the mall, try online shopping. 

- If you’re buying cheap t-shirts or any other clothing on Ebay or Amazon, MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE REVIEWS. I ordered a design t-shirt from China a few months back but it has never been shipped to me.

- AND WATCH OUT FOR THE SIZES. Check your measurements. Asian clothings are mostly one size smaller. Not all sizes are universal. A small size for males can be a medium for females. I bought a coat online WHICH IS PRETTY RISKY that was a size small but ended up being too big for me. Ended up Christmas gifting it for my dad.

- Barbershops are better for male haircuts than hair salons, or so I’ve heard.

- LONG HAIR CAN BE MANLY. PULL OFF A MAN BUN. KEEP IT DOWN AND LOOK LIKE A LEAD GUITARIST FOR A DEATH METAL BAND. TIE IT IN A LOW PONYTAIL, PUT ON A PAIR OF AVIATOR GLASSES AND A SUIT, AND VOILA YOU LOOK LIKE A BADASS HITMAN

Thank you guys for all the notes on my 1st FTM tips post. I felt that I’ve done good and offered a helping hand to people. You guys take care (’ v ’)/


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And here’s some more recent tips:

- Guys usually stick their chests outward and keep their shoulders back rather than hunch over. This posture would help boast your confidence.
- If you want to start working out but are afraid of working out in a public gym, find a work-out buddy to support you or exercise at home with free weights. USE YOUR SURROUNDINGS. TEXTBOOKS CAN BE USED AS FREE WEIGHTS. BENCHPRESS YOUR ELECTRIC GUITAR.
- Be careful when working out while wearing your binder. You may have to take longer breaks. If it helps, wear your binders a tad bit looser.
- Pick up dancing, martial arts, tennis, rock climbing, swimming, or any form of physical exercise to keep your body and brains healthy.
- When you’re coming up with a work-out plan, balance out cardio and weight-training days. You have to do cardio to help you tone your body.
- Some foods can help you lower your estrogen levels and increase your testosterone. Here are some: tuna, oysters, egg yolk, cabbage, asparagus, garlic, bananas, almonds.
- Lean your head back. Take a deep breath. Now exhale. You got this, man. Don’t worry. You look great.
- DONT LET NOBODY TELL YOU THAT THE STUFF YOU DO MAKES YOU LOOK FEMININE LIKE WTF GUYS CAN USE MAKEUP GUYS CAN KNIT AND COOK AND WEAR HIGH CROP TOPS THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS GENDER LABELS DO WHAT YOU FEEL BE WHO YOU ARE AND FUCK ANYBODY WHO DENIES YOUR IDENTITY BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THATS INVALID IS THEIR FUCKING IGNORANCE

Road Trip || Jocks + Alex

Originally posted by sifresiniunutandavinci

Pairing/s: Zach Dempsey x Reader (Platonic) , Montgomery De La Cruz x Reader (Platonic) , Jeff Atkins x Reader (Platonic), Justin Foley x Alex Standall 

Fandom: 13 Reasons Why

Request:  Is there any way you could do an imagine that goes along with the request you got: “Could you do headcanons for a roadtrip with reader and the boys (justin, zach, monty, jeff etc.)” that you did? I hope this makes sense..

Author’s Note: It’s not really an imagine, it’s just little moments based on some of the headcanons I posted. Also, just so you know what the car looks like, imagine the car from paper towns, when they go on that roadtrip (if you haven’t seen it you should). 

L/M means Landmark

Y/N/N means Your Nickname

S/N means Song Name

And, I’m sorry, all my followers that don’t like Justin/Alex, but there’s a bit of them in here. 

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Ok guys I gotta level with you. In just under two months I’m going to be leaving to serve as a missionary in Ireland. This means Ill have very limited access to social media and will not be able to post regularly on here, if at all. I will be serving with NET Ministries Ireland, which is a Catholic organization which focuses on serving youth and encouraging them to embrace God and the life of the Church!

My trip will last ten months, meaning that fairly soon this blog will be becoming inactive. I could attempt to set up a queue but with my hectic schedule and trying to fundraise before I go, it would be nearly impossible.

Just wanted to let you guys know so I dont suddenly just drop off the map haha!

Peace homies

I will have no satisfaction in this life until I have ankha living in my town so I can stare at her on a daily basis

she has a tattoo on her back  wanna fight about it

Today was so fucking fun ✨
(btw you will notice how ridiculous I am when I’m stoned & thanks to my homie for the dope light)

So currently I’ve been working on this vest.
I put glitter and glow in the dark fabric paint on it and am working on placing patches, studs, spikes, and am thinking about making different back patches for it.

I’m slowly working on it and it’s been a fun little project ~

Plus it’s going to say “NERD” on the back, so that way when someone is like, “what a dweeb,” they will know that I am quite aware xD

Kawaii fo lyfe homie.

anonymous asked:

Hey Mizu have you read the "London Calling" widowtracer fic? If not check it out its very good. If so ya got any other fics you would suggest?

YES I HAVE. 

YOU GUYS. CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING FIC. 

I was honestly on the edge of my seat the entire time, the world building and action sequences are FANTASTIC. 

Lately I’ve been enjoying fics by @redcap3 and me personally, I’m not really on board with writing ot3 so I’m really glad Better Angels exists and so far its a great read with great communication and very mutual for everyone. 

Also Archer is a fucking machine pumping out multiple chapters to multiple fics all the time I am impressed and concerned. Homie do you sleep. 

Also stuff by @dogtit I really REALLY love Actual Spider!Widowmaker because as you could probably tell I really love Monster ladies also excellent smut stuff. 

“What do you mean you lost the money?”

“I mean,” Aleks snapped back, shoving a few extra clips into his bag, “That they fucking jumped me, beat my face in, and now the money is gone, Sly!”

“We just have to get it back before Kootra finds out,” Sly said, trying to calm him, but even he sounded doubtful. You don’t lose that much money when the money belongs to a crew like the Hub. He’d seen plenty of what happened to people who lose money in his lifetime and he needed all of his fingers, thanks. He was lucky to be alive now, he wasn’t gonna push it by hoping that the Hub was gonna be understanding here.

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Therapy (Live)
All Time Low
Therapy (Live)

I know a lot of fans never have seen or will ever see All Time Low and are going through a hard time in their lives. So, on May 24th, 2015 in Baltimore I decided I wanted other fans like me whom love All Time Low and had Therapy come to them during a hard time in their lives hear the love and passion for this song, not over a studio version were its just the guys, but live where there is the emotion of everyone in the crowed falling more in love with a band that means so much to them. 

With my own experience, it was my second time seeing All Time Low and the first time Alex was on stage singing it I was crying, because it hit me, it hit me how much I loved that song and how much I love that band along with who they are in general. I just want other fans to know the feeling of the song live.