Wait! Does this mean the next movie is going to have Teenage Groot? As in, angsty, over emotional, no-one-understands-me Groot? Is he going to dress inappropriately? Rebel? Is he going to go through an emo phase? Is Volume 3’s soundtrack just going to be all the emo classics? I NEED TO KNOW!
Ok so one of the best parts of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was when Stan Lee was in space and telling the aliens how before he was a FedEx delivery guy, which was his cameo in Captain America Civil War. This means that all of his cameos are the same person, not just a bunch of random normal people.
Imagine if Tony somehow understands Groot? Like Groot says “I am groot” and Tony responds back nonchalantly and it goes silent and everyone else is just starring at him and he’s just like “….what?” And Quill’s like, “you can understand him?” And Tony’s just like “You can’t?” And Rocket’s all jealous, Gamora is mildly impressed, Drax is happy for his friend and Quill is just confused and kinda frustrated because he’s been trying to understand Groot for ages and Groot is just so happy that he has another friend that can understand what he’s saying and sometimes they’ll gossip about the rest of the team specifically how big of a crush Peter has on Tony idk where I’m going with this but it’s just a cute thought
Yondu didn’t have a talking car but he did have a flying arrow. He didn’t have the beautiful voice of an angel but he did have the whistle of one. Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures and hooked up with hot women and fought robots. I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all, and it was you, Yondu. I had a pretty cool dad.
The fact that Peter, while his dad turned into mega-large-rock-hard-buff-wrestler-man for a fight to the death using the very energy of creation and raw universe, chose to take the true form of his soul: Pacman.
What if Rocket saved more than one twig at the end of the first GotG? Like, what if he took a whole bunch with him and planted them all and ended up with like 17 baby Groots running around jamming to mixtapes and climbing all over Drax and arguing about who is Groot while Quill stands in the background with Gamora like ‘this is why they call us the Gardens of the Galaxy’