i am the biggest dork in the world


Hmm? What am I doing? Oh you know, just collecting pictures of the biggest dork in the series. 

Brendon Urie x Reader : Date With A Dork

A/N: Despite what the request says this is still a gender neutral fic my lovelies! :) Requests, comments, and questions are accepted as always. I love you all, thanks so much! 2 more followers and then I hit my first 100. Thank you!!! The past month has been amazing, and I’ve loved writing fanfic for you guys! You’re the best.  

Anonymous said:
Hi!! Could I get an imagine where the reader is a YouTuber and Frank or Brendon (you choose) is a huge fan of her, they meet after a concer and he asks her out?? :D

You sat on the couch of the dressing room, tapping your foot nervously, anticipating the moment when your lifelong idol and celebrity crush would walk into the room. Sure, you were almost just as famous as he was, almost, but to you, he still seemed like a thousand levels higher. You grew up listening to all the Panic! At The Disco songs. They were the band that helped you survive middle school and high school, and to think that you’d be in the presence of Brendon Urie, the actual singer and front man of your favorite band, it blew your mind. You had met him online through some DM’s on Twitter, and you texted each other, even had a video talk, and Brendon decided to send you some free tickets for some of his upcoming shows in hopes that you could make it and you two could meet and hang out later. It felt surreal.

That day you had called Brendon a couple hours before he went on stage, and he had explained to you where to go and what to do in order to find him. Zach, who you had seen in a million backstage videos and Brendon periscopes, had introduced himself to you and showed you to the dressing room, sitting you down on the couch until Brendon came out from his shower. You had agreed upon walking to a little music shop Brendon had scouted out earlier, a place where he had told you he had bought one of his favorite guitars. You were lost in thought when the door swung open and Brendon’s eyes met yours, and your heart leapt. This was really happening.

“Nice to finally see you in person,” Brendon smiled as he dried his hair off with a towel, setting it down on the ground and giving you a hug. “I’ve heard a lot about you.”

“Looks who’s talking,” you smirked, both of you walking out the door and down the sidewalk.

“I’ve watched a couple of your YouTube videos,” he chuckled. “You’re pretty cute.”

“Cute? More like embarrassing,” you rolled your eyes. “They find it humorous when I humiliate myself.”

“Stuffing marshmallows in your mouth is humiliating?” Brendon raised his eyebrows. “Ha, remind me what humiliation means the next time you get so drunk you take your pants off on stage.”

“Well that’s actually sort of hot,” you admitted. “A marshmallow filled mouth? I don’t think it even comes close.”

“You’re too humbling,” Brendon laughed. “I think you’re great.”

“Same,” you grinned. “I’ve been listening to your music for forever.”

“Forever is a really long time,” he reminded. “That’s almost fucking eternity, you know. I don’t think my band’s even been around that long.”

“You know what I meant silly,” you gave him a playful jab in the arm.

“You hit like a girl,” he teased. “No offense to girls.”

“You sing like a girl,” you joked. “Hitting those high notes and that falsetto.”

“Really now? I never noticed! Oh my gosh,” Brendon responded, doing his best Valley Girl impression, which made you giggle. You had seen him do it so many times in his Periscopes, and even sometimes on stage.

“The show was great by the way,” you added. “I loved it.”

“Was it worth the price?” he raised an eyebrow.

“You gave me tickets for free,” you laughed. “Remember?”

“Fuck, I love it when you laugh,” Brendon sighed happily. His eyes grew wide after he realized he had just said that aloud, and it only made you laugh more. “Damn, I didn’t think-”

“No, haha,” you regained composure. “It’s fine. I love your smile.”

“Really now?” he flashed a toothy grin.

“Not like that,” you rolled your eyes.

“You sure?” he insisted between his teeth.

“Better quit it or I’ll start calling you Beebo,” you playfully threatened.

“Because heaven forbid anyone call me that!” Brendon gasped. You both burst out into laughter as you neared the music shop.

“So this is the place, huh?” you wondered as he opened the door and ushered you in.

“Yup, the one and only,” he grinned. “Damn, it’s been forever since I’ve been in here.”

“You know, forever is a really long fucking time,” you reminded.

“Shut up,” he rolled his eyes. He slyly reached for your arm, holding your hand as you walked down the aisles, and you stayed silent, but bursting with joy that he would be so kind as to show that sign of affection. You knew Brendon could be flirty, but you never knew he was this romantic.

“Look, I see a Sinatra vinyl,” you hinted, pointing towards a copy of one of Brendon’s favorite albums.

“I think I spot a Weezer one too,” Brendon added excitedly. You both drifted off to that corner of the shop and released the hand holding, so that you could pick up a Death of a Bachelor vinyl.

“You see this?” you smiled. “You’re right up there with them, Brendon.”

“That’s insane,” he laughed. “I never thought I’d live to see the day.”

“It’s right there beside them,” you pointed out. “Look at you, Mr. Accomplishment.”

“Ah, you’re not too shabby yourself,” Brendon reassured. “You’ll be up there on the internet hall of fame one day. I know it.”

“Nah,” you shook your head. “I think I’ll be one of those old celebrities in the magazine showing how much I’ve aged or something like that.”

“Whatever,” Brendon chuckled.

You walked over to the guitars and picked one up, handing it to Brendon. It was a lovely acoustic, and Brendon just looked at it and smiled. “Play something,” you begged. “I want to hear you.”

“You just did? Remember? About an hour ago?” Brendon reminded.

“No, I mean just you and me,” you persisted. “Right here, right now.”

“If you insist,” Brendon sighed, sitting down on a stool and strumming a couple chords. “Oh shit, what do I even sing?”

“Jesus loves me more than he loves you,” you joked.

“Oh I think that’s going to be featured on our next album,” Brendon teased. “You’re not allowed to tell anyone yet. It’s going to be the second single after Pirate Love.”

“That one you wrote with Kenny?” you giggled.

“That’s the one,” Brendon nodded. “Swab my deck!”

“Brendon!” you squealed.

“I’m just playing around,” he reassured. He strummed a couple chords and then hummed, starting to sing. It sounded familiar, but it wasn’t until he sang the first few words did it register what song it was. “I’m just setting, I’m just setting a trap. And I’m not pulling, no, I’m not pulling for ya-”

“You’re just pulling at me,” you chimed in.

“I’m not a betting man, but this is a sure thing,” you both grinned as you sang the words together. “Bababadadadadabababadada, I’ve been to Tokyo and to South Africa…”

“So many places,” you laughed.

“That you might say I’ve seen it all,” Brendon gave a goofy face.

“But my favorite place is the warm embrace, of holding your hair back in a bathroom stall,” you both sang out the lyrics playfully. “Everything I do is bittersweet, you could tell me secrets that I’ll probably repeat, I’m not trying to hurt you, I just love to speak, it feels like we’re pulling teeth. So bittersweet…” Brendon strummed a couple elaborate chords and you both laughed, until he put the guitar down.

“So you know all the words,” he smiled. “I like that.”

“I love that song,” you sighed. “Vices and Virtues bonus tracks are literally the best.”

“That’s what they all say,” Brendon smirked.

“So, any bonus tracks for Death of a Bachelor?” you raised your eyebrows, hoping to possibly pry some information out of him.

“I already fucking told you y/n, you’re not allowed to ask anymore questions about the new Beyoncé collaboration,” he groaned playfully. “That’s strictly between Queen Bey and me, got it?”

“You’re such a dork,” you giggled.

“Is that a good thing?” he wondered.

“It’s amazing,” you reassured, and almost instinctively, you gave him a quick peck on the cheek. He bit his lip trying to suppress a smile, and you skipped over to the rack of CD’s, pretending nothing had happened. An employee who was restocking some of them looked at you.

“Were you the one with the lovely voice?” he wondered.

“Nah, that would be Brendon over there,” you explained. “He’s the singer.”

“You didn’t sound too terrible yourself,” the man reassured.

“You’re too kind,” you blushed.

“Hey y/n,” Brendon snapped. You turned around, surprised at the sudden sharpness of Brendon’s voice. “Let’s go, we’ve got dinner reservations.”

“We do?” you inquired.

“Yes, we do, so let’s get going,” Brendon insisted. He tugged on your arm and basically dragged you out of the store, until you reached the corner and he finally let go.

“What the hell was that all about?” you asked.

That’s when Brendon kissed you, right then and there, his lips pressed up to yours, and when he pulled away, he left you stunned. “I didn’t like the way that man was hitting on you,” Brendon shrugged. “You’re mine.”

“Am I now?” you smirked.

“If uh, you’re okay with that,” he double checked.

“You little dork,” you kissed him on the lips quickly. “You’re too adorable, Brendon.”

“Nah, you’d beat me any day,” Brendon shook his head.

“So I believe there were mentions of dinner reservations?” you reminded.

“If you’re up for it,” he shrugged.

“I’m up for anything,” you grinned. “As long as you’ll be there.”

“Are you saying yes to a date with the biggest dork ever?” Brendon wondered.

“Yes I am,” you nodded. “I wouldn’t miss it for the world.”

there’re bitter people questioning us but you know what? fuck them. did we deserve it? your opinion. did we earn it? absolutely. no words can describe how proud i am of our boys and how happy it makes me feel to be a madridista, chosing to be obsessed with these ball chasing dorks was one of the best decisions of my life. this season was just so intense, so full of emotion. we had quite some good moments but bad ones as well, we went through things, we struggled, but in the end we always got up and came back stronger. the spirit of this team is just out of this world, and the biggest shoutout goes to zizou. we had so many bad experiences from coaches and our teamwork wasn’t the best either, but then he came and changed everything. he saw the opportunity in the players, he improved them, and what’s most important, he gave them love. before they were great individuals, but now they’re an unbelievable and strong team, a big loving family, our family. so people can talk, but they also have to watch us continue making history. hala madrid y nada mas💜💜💜

I have cute smoochy art of Ree and Alistair. All is right in the world. I am at peace.

Thank you so much @domirine for this wonderful commission of these two dorks, it’s absolutely perfect! Love what you did with the earrings too!

Very nervous, I walked into a room with my two idols, I have met Hayley before so my priority was some kind of interaction with Chris. I was starring right at him thinking “Kelsey dont be weird”. His expression changing from smiling but somewhat forced and tired, to something entirely different the second he looks at me. All I can think is “I know that expression. That is how Steve roger’s looks at Peggy Carter” and I realize, this is Chris, this is Steve, but he’s looking at ME that way. I smile and turn my head towards Hayley, her jaw is dropped and she just speaks in the most genuinely honest way I have ever heard “you are GORGEOUS!” Chris immediately responds very quietly “No, she’s better than that.” I have not even yet reached the two of them to get into my place between them, and I already feel like this is a dream. They both put their arms around me, the photographer reminds them to look at the camera, and I just feel and am smiling like the biggest dork on the planet. I didn’t get a chance to say to them what I had practiced, all I could muster was a quiet “thank you” since I could not quite process the way they were looking at me, or their words to me. As I thanked them a second time and went to leave since the wizard world staff was shooing me away, Chris quickly says “wait, can we take a selfie?” which I take with the silliest smile on my face. As I walked out of the photo room, his eyes were still on me. I do not think I will ever feel quite as good as I did when I met these two. They have done more for me than I could ever express- hell I couldnt when I met them. I tried to. The both of them in their roles in marvel movies have helped me find ways to love myself and help myself through my anxiety. They have taught me self assurance and self confidence without ever realizing it.

anonymous asked:

(1/5) Speaking of the start of their relationship, I've actually had the scene for that in my head for a while now! After Dual Destinies (because post-DD narumitsu is the best) they're hanging out more and Miles comes to the agency a lot to work on paperwork and they basically go on work dinner dates because I love the "dating before they were dating" trope and are all domestic and adorable. So they're both dense assholes who haven't realized their feelings after all this time, and one day

(2/5) a lot of the old gang are together at the agency and Miles gets up and says something like “Well this evening has been surprisingly nice given the company, but I should be getting back to the prosecutor’s office.” And Phoenix is smiling and waving like a love struck idiot until he’s out the door, so Maya elbows him in the ribs and says “Come on Nick, you’ve been dragging your feet enough! When are you going to ask him out?” He just stares at her for a minute with his mouth in an O shape.

(3/5) Then Phoenix’s eyes flicker between the closed door and Maya’s face for a few seconds because this dumbass just realized oh hey maybe I’m in love with him? So without thinking he bolts out the door into the pouring rain (Miles has an umbrella because he’s actually prepared) and calls out to him already at his car door going “HEY MILES! Do you want to- uh, I mean.” And he loses all his steam once actually presented with the possibility of trying to ask him out. “Me and you, maybe uh, I was

(4/5) thinking, well. I don’t know. Never mind? Gah, what am I doing?” So Miles stares at him for like a minute straight like he’s just been given the biggest puzzle of his life because even with all the logic in the world he’s never been ever to understand Phoenix Wright. And then something just /clicks/ in his head and he smiles. “Phoenix, would you like t-” and he stumbles on his words there a bit and clears his throat because he’s a big dork trying to play it off as smooth.

(5/5)“Would you think of accompanying me on a date sometime?” Then he pauses and there’s silence. “Um. In a non-platonic way?” More silence. “Romantically. I mean romantically.” And now he’s got on a blank face but is freaking out internally because OH GOD DID I MISREAD THE SIGNALS? FUCKFUCKFUCK. But Phoenix is soaking wet and grinning and saying “Uh yeah, yeah that would be great. Yep. Sure thing. Yes.” And they both leave forgetting to set up the actual date.

Are JJCC even real?

I mean, so far they’ve:

-Simba has forced Prince Mak to sing ‘What does the fox say’.

-Prince Mak has taught Simba how to say 'I’m the ugliest’ in chinese.

-San Cheong and Simba are the worlds most easily scared puppies jfc.

-How are Simba & Prince Mak such good friends, Mak doesn’t know korean and it takes Simba half an hour to learn a foreign word????

-Their ages are the worlds biggest mystery.

-EDDY was on Master Chef Korea.

-EDDY was on the army.

-The whole group was formed because of EDDY.

-Simba won 3 medals on Dream Team.

-Simba and E.Co were models.

-E.co fucking likes to do EDDYs hair like what the hell E.Co?

-Prince Mak plucks EDDYs eyebrows even when EDDY doesn’t want him to, wow such rebellion~

-E.Cos name is a short version of the word 'psycho’. Why E.Co why?

-They manage their youtube/instagram & they post tons of weird stuff.

-They posted a street fighter vid where Prince Mak kicked EDDYs ass.

-San Cheong is flexible as hell like omg.





-And of course the 11th pet is the resident sloth that sleeps all the time: San Cheong.


I am truly frustrated by everything they do.

They have to be stopped.

Did Jackie Chan just recruit the worlds biggest dorks or???????

anonymous asked:

Ikon as a girl group hehe

lame girl group name lol ikonia (sound nice i think) i tried coming up with female name equivalents (sorry they suck) thankyou for requesting, hope you enjoy! have a good day/night!

Jinhwan - Junghwa

  • motherly unnie of the group
  • has the most aegyo
  • has her 4d moments 
  • “i had a dream of was eaten by a cosmic fish lol”
  • has a sexy aura to her on stage which drives guys crazy

Yunhyeong - Yura

  • this girl need to calm on lipbalm/lipstick addiction
  • charm point, her full lips
  • this girl is often mistaken for being the maknae
  • can be shy but can also slay anyone’s life
  • “hi” ^^ eyesmiles that can kill a man

Bobby - Becci (Jiyeon)

  • okay this girl is suuuper weird
  • has many social media accounts and post half selca’s and half derp videos
  • many male groups know her as being freaking weird but also a bro 
  • silly off stage collecting plushies and sleeping
  • on stage, a rap goddess that will cure the world of evil

Hanbin - Hwayoung 

  • leader of the groups
  • very hard working often has the ice princess aura around her
  • famous for her on/off stage persona
  • on stage, super cool and hip hop queen
  • off stage, trips over her own feet 
  • she is super shy around boygroups so much she freezes up giving the impression that she does not like them (netizens give her plenty of shit for it, does she care??? nO)

Donghyuk - Dae (lame i am sorry)

  • the biggest dork ever lmao
  • snickers and snorts when she laughs
  • her high notes make her popular on male websites
  • she loves speaking her fans online, korean and international
  • “thanks for supporting us guys~”

Junhoe - Juhyun

  • she’s hot and knows it
  • for some reason when i think about her the word spicy comes to minds lol
  • is a model for make up brands and cf’s
  • her glamorus body make her well known amongst kpop fans
  • powerful strong unnie aura
  • but is really still a little kid and a baby

Chanwoo - Chanmi

  • her visuals are on par with other top tier visuals
  • was child actress and was pretty well known
  • her aegyo makes many boy groups/guys swoons
  • many male idols have confessed to her but she declines as she knows her unnie’s will destroy him lol
  • cute and sweet aura
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I just want to say thank you, to these amazing men.
I know we are used to call them ‘boys’, because that’s how they started: as five naïve and excited teenagers ready to take over the X Factor.
Five boys full of hopes and willing to commit themselves 100% in what they were doing to fulfill their dreams.
I wonder if they imagined how massive their success was going to be in a matter of months, what the future held for them and everything they were about to experience as a five piece band.

It makes me emotional because I am so so so proud of them.
They became the biggest boyband in the world, and despite the enviroment they live in, they never lost themselves but kept staying those five hyperactive dorks, completely unable to dance or learn a simple choreography and so, so down to Earth. They matured so much in these past five years, both as individuals and as artists: they started to get involved into their albums’ songwriting process and this helped them to grew up and become the great and outstanding artists they are today.

They changed so many people’s lives with their music, including mine: I’ve met so many wonderful and beautiful people since I joined the One Direction fandom, and I’m honoured to be able to call them friends.

Being a One Direction fan isn’t always easy, and we’ve been seeing it especially in the last few months. But the effort they put into everything they do, the love and the music they give us, make it worth it: just remember who they really are underneath all the 'worldwide famous pop stars’ layers.

I want to thank their families too, for gifting us with these amazing, kind, polite, smart, funny and talented young lads: I’m sure they are so proud of the men they’ve become.

Sappiness aside: Happy Birthday, One Direction.
And thank you, for everything.

Like a week or so ago there was a documentary on fungi. No, I am no ordinary 15 year old girl. I watch documentaries. And what is worse it is about thinks like fungi. And what is even worse- I find it incredibly interesting and so the day after I decided that I would draw this mushroom. I decided to draw this mushroom as it is the most commonly known because gnomes tend to sit on them, they are the red capped mushrooms with white spots. This mushroom is called amanita muscaria/fly agaric. I found this documentary particularly interesting as it showed some of the history of fungi and how fungi is being used as a biodegradable material for packaging and as a cancer drug. Anyway, I am going to stop being the worlds biggest dork. However, I do apologize for my appalling handwriting.