i am that retarded

Time to break out a slur. (Lady's Thoughts--again.)

Once again, if you cannot comprehend a different opinion or you are unable to process coarse language, then what the fuck are you doing here on the Internet?

I am surrounded by fucking retards and this hellsite is permeated with them. A joke is NOT going to kill a Jew. Jokes are NOT going to kill a black. Jokes are NOT going to kill a gay. Jokes aren’t going to kill a white, a Latinix, a woman, an Asian, a native. A joke is NOT going to make you physically in danger. A joke WILL NOT PUT ANYONE IN DANGER. IT NEVER EVER WILL. Jokes didn’t lead to the fucking Nazi take over. Jokes didn’t lead to Dylan Roof. Jokes didn’t lead to The Pulse Massacre. Jokes didn’t lead to The Trail of Tears. Do you know what did?

People who believed that they were so righteous and so correct that they went out of their way to harm the opposition in the name of what they believed to be right. People who are so goddamn CONVINCED that everything else that did not conform to their belief was so wrong, that it had to be torn down and dehumanized.

Makes me think of how people are behaving right now.

Before any of you DARE call someone a Nazi or destroy them over an ultimately HARMLESS joke, LOOK IN THE MIRROR and see if your ACTIONS reflect that of Hitler than the WORDS of a comedian.

Actions speak louder than words, motherfucker. Pay attention.

Just keeping check
  • William Afton = pink guy and responsible for all the murders and disappearances of the children
  • Michael afton = purple guy aka the son of purple guy
  • He turned purple because when he got scooped by ennard his body was rotting and than it slightly changes to purple a lot of the time. Later he spit ennard out and haunted his own corpse, and later got trapped in springbonnie and became springtrap.

and this is why Joji and Max are my faves, these boyz know how to stay out of problems. they know limits, how to be reserved and discrete. no wonder why there are not anymore so many videos together. 

Look at those "TITANS"

*Eren screams in the distance*
Armin: Why the fuck are you sreamin’!?
Eren: TITANS!
Armin: Here isn’t a single Titan. Calm down.
Eren: LOOK THERE!
*Armin looks at Levi*
Armin: … I don’t get it.
Eren: LOOK CLOSER!
*Armin looks at Levi’s back*
*Armin looks Levi’s back down*
Eren: TITANS!!!
Armin: Oh my fucking god…

Please Consider: Out of Context Dan Avidan Lines as AU prompts

As seen in this brilliant series of videos. Some of my favorites:

  • Never chase a ball into the street when it’s invested by zombies
  • (With absolute apathy) “Would you get shot with a laser for one dollar?” “Sure”
  • It’s like Pokemon Snap for psychotics!
  • Fuckin’… fighting for our lives at Central Taco
  • It’s like the night after the orgy after the thriller video wraps
  • (very sincerely) “I mean, you’re dumb as shit but you’ve seen a lot of stuff”
  • “Fist of the Shadow of the Collosus of the North Star!”
  • “THE ORANGE JUICE DID NOT EXTINGUISH THE FLAMES”
  • They’re all just trying to trick or treat and you keep killing them before they can explain themselves
  • Naked and dead in a cult member’s society to…happy, with pants
  • “Hold on, I am not mature enough to handle the phrase ‘retarding the zombification process’”
  • “Would you just relax and let me kill for money?!”
  • *standing on a stump in the middle of the woods shrieking off key Rush lyrics*
  • There ain’t no quittin’ time in Octopus Gas Station Town
  • “I mean I have dipped my balls in chocolate…you see what happens when I start thinking about sushi?!”
  • “What’s the Morse Code for “You’re a pussy?”

To all my lovely mutuals!!! I hope you all have a wonderful holiday!!!💙💙

A-C

@alien-frank @am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed @annablr7 @aqgressive @autisticbluefur @bannachocolatta @billiejoeisaburrito @billiejoeishot @billiemiketresavestheday @bj-longview @boozsey @brainstewburnout @breadscrumbss @bring-me-the-churros @burnout-mentality @burnoutz @captainremmi @casesandcapitals @cellabrationn @cemeteryydrive @chemicalbros @chemicallyromancedamericanidiot @cherrybombs-and-gasoline @classicburnout @creativert  @cryptidstxt @cryptidway @cursssed

D-H

@diss0ciatingg @dmolition-lvers @dookiebones @fantastiquebastards @fckyeahgreenday @for-kurt-cobains-sake @frnksguilttripping @frxnkieroshands @fuckbilliejoe @fuckmikedirnt @fucktrecool @g3rardway @gayy-cryptid @gerardrevenge @gerardwayspancakes @ghostlymcr @glittcrway @godgven @green-day-dad @green-ramones @grenedae @grewuppunk @greysummers @gstringofsuburbia @hidefromeveryone @highschool-atom-bomb @homecoming

I-O

@idioticnimrod @idirntcare @ierohorror @internetgremlin @invisiblesadhbh @jingletownrecords @johntops @laserkittensinspace @latinwhiskey @laurenfinniganuno @leathcrmouth @life-on-canvas @lilithism @lvmustdie @morganwhatsername @mistletoe-lynz @my-chemical-benediction @my-chemical-ivette @mydepressingromance @mypasalacqua @o-darn @oceaniczebras @ofmiceandkats @originalityatitsfinest

P-S

@pastel-billiejoe @percocetways @petzawentz @polar-way @potatamo @pr3ttyyodd @punk-armstrong @punkreck @queen-for-a-day @revradio @ribbonwentz @saintdookie @sexybillie @shes-a-rebel13 @shesarebel425 @skinned-skeletons @stereotypical-wasteland

T-#

@the-funky-dodo @the-paperkingdom @the-sharpest-lies @thereisnoprogress @threecheersforgreenday @tre-cool-as-a-cucumber @trohdaddy @troublemaker1988 @trynotdoingthat @turquoiseroots @vengefulfrnk @viva-la–gloria @vivalaglorious @vomitcoloredbowlingball @whotsername @x-bulletinabible-x @xkidiot @yawyekim @yikes-iero @yourbastard @youworryyouworryshit @666toro

Recent Follows (i made this list a few days ago, and if you followed me recently i didn’t have room to fit your name in,, so i made an extra little page!)

@autumngerard @bansheemcr @bl00dspells @grcemeise @greasefrank @leathermouthz

Hey guys! So after blocking all of the porn blogs that follow me ( srsly what is wrong with all these porn blogs?! O__o some tumblr thing? ) I realized I just reached 100 followers! Which might not be a big number for you, but it certainly is for me and it’s probably the first time that I enjoy updating my gallery often, because of you guys and your nice comments ^^ so thank yo so much!

If you have some art requests ( also shout out to the anonymous person who explained to me how these things work… I am so social-media retarded… ) feel free to ask me :D I would draw almost anything. 

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