I don’t think some of y’all understand swing dancing is not easy and is so cute and fun and romantic and it involves a lot of lifts and is very fast and is usually seen as one of the more fun, flirtatious dances and I cannot believe that Matthew Daddario, out of all the possible types of dances, can swing dance like it literally makes me swoon how nerdy and adorable is he like swing dancing is like Danny and Sandy in Grease dancing with all the lifts and the spinning and the laughing and smiling like I want to swing dance with him so badly and do a hip lift with him and have him twirl me around and see him laugh and smile because he said people want to dance with him because he looks like he’s enjoying himself and I’m so emotional over this guys more emotional than I should be but Matthew Daddario can swing dance
Earlier I was watchingCaptain America : The First Avenger, when I got a call from a friend whose ringtone is set to “The Ghost of You” by My Chemical Romance. It has come to my attention because of this odd pairing, that men who are dressed in 1940s military uniforms (properly tailored obviously) cause me to swoon like one of those women at the USO shows. I am hopelessly attracted to the oddest things…. Its no wonder im single and awkward as fuck.
In all honesty, I just want to write Eren as a raging feminist who likes to remind persons of questionable morality that he’s over two hundred pounds and has a doctorate in Women’s Studies. Dr. Jaeger who talks on news shows and absolutely slays on topics such as transgender rights, equal pay, and rape. Eren Jaeger who is comfortable in his bisexuality, but is painfully smitten with his boyfriend of three years. Eren Jaeger who has a sister who could kick anyone’s ass, including his own, and fiercely tears up at her wedding reception. Eren Jaeger who pays ahead a few cups of coffee, who pays his taxes on time despite being very disgruntled about it, who will spot you a few dollars in the grocery, who will walk you to your car in the middle of the night.
Eren Jaeger who’s interning with Hange Zoe, his feminist, nonbinary idol. Who volunteers on weekends at the animal shelter and cries whenever a kitten is adopted. Who can play any sport and fail spectacularly at them with the biggest, stupidest grin on his face. Who can bench press his boyfriend and recite entire paragraphs from a book he read when he was eleven.
Intelligent, fiercely loyal, very bara, feminist Eren Jaeger.