i am such a massive idiot

(LONG long post. click on the title to go to the link)

SHERLOCK WHUMP:

The Breaking Wheel (J_Baillier) - The instant classic. Prolonged, nuanced medical angst. The best. (and the J_Baillier sequel On the Rack  )

Lunar Landscapes (J_Baillier) - This author is a genius. And this work has practically every colour of Sherlock angst/whump that exists.

Fratros, Eros and Agape (emma221b) - John finds Sherlock bleeding in Magnusson’s office. What happens next (is glorious)

Harmless Things (J_Baillier) Scorpions do horrid things to Sherlock

All the Best and Brightest Creatures (wordstrings) - This is epic; and heartbreaking and beautiful. So beautiful….

My Will’s Not My Own (SailorChibi) - Read the warnings. This one broke my heart; oh Sherlock. It’s never his fault… 

The Dying Detective Remix (SailorChibi) - When will Sherlock EVER ask for help.

Whenever it’s right (Aliea) - John sees a beautiful man with green eyes on the train. And then the train explodes…

Electric Pink Hand Grenade (BeautifulFiction) - Everyone knows this one. The greatest brain in the world gets the world’s worst migraine…

Dangerous Mould (Benfan) - (Near) death via a petri dish

Raison d’etre (AmphigoricSymphony) - This is like the War and Peace of Sherlock whump. Bloody Mary…

Lopov (AmphigoricSymphony) - Mycroft saves a brutalised Sherlock in Serbia

Addicted to a Certain Lifestyle (sfmpco) - Another fill-in-the-gaps after Sherlock’s collapse at Baker Street during HLV.

Your Visible Ghost (anactoria) - Read the warnings. Sherlock goes missing and John receives a video message…

Staircase Wit (splix) - Sherlock just keeps getting beaten (up). And asphyxiated. Quite beautifully.

The way it was meant to be (whitchry9) - John leaves Sherlock for just four days. And of course; pneumonia.

Fever (thecommonplaceofexistence) - John leaves Sherlock again. Sherlock gets pneumonia. Again.

How to torture John (Dlvvanzor) - Read the warnings. Seriously. Read them. This is Sherlock whump but almost equally John.

The Yellow Poppies (SilentAuror) - Mary is a bad person. Sherlock suffers.

Rush (Valxyri) - Sherlock gets drugged with a massive overdose

In The Silence (ScopesMonkey) - A longer saga (Sugerverse) is worth the read but this section is quite angsty and Sherlock gets concussion. Chapters 3 – 5 esp.

A More Vicious Motivator (ShezzasCompanion) - Read the warnings. Sherlock returns from Serbia and well, things just go from bad to worse…

Perfectly Fine (cabintardlock) - Sherlock gets ill and like an idiot hides it from his doctor…

Pain Management (TheGracefulBlueCat**) - Missing scenes from HLV most about pain and angst and trauma. **So many of this author’s works are wonderful Sherlock / John whump which I am not going to list here but recommend…

The Game has Changed (youtextd) - Mycroft arrives in Serbia too late to save Sherlock from terrible, long-lasting trauma. This is the story of how John and Mycroft help Sherlock back.

Not the King’s Men (StoneWingedAngel) - Oh god. Sherlock :-( this is as far as you can go before Sherlock is too traumatised to recover…

Getting Over It (The_Cool_Aunt) - Something’s not quite right with Sherlock. John starts to notice…

Finger Painting in the Dark (whitchry9) - Read the warnings. Moriarty gets his hands on Sherlock and well… it doesn’t go well. At all.

Tears of the Violinist (SUPRNTRAL LVR) - Moriarty steals Sherlock again. It’s brutal.

Cleansing (CumberbatchCritter) - John stumbles across Sherlock detoxing after being in hospital for so long. It’s a painful process.

Confessions (hockeylass) - John and Sherlock hit the road on a case; and then everything goes to hell.

Not Quite in his Right Mind (BakerTumblings) - Sherlock gets a head injury and it’s a shock for John…

No Incentive So Great (thisprettywren) - Sherlock argues with John. And then gets kidnapped. John is awesome.

The Fix (peg22) - Sherlock goes out for milk. And is injected with heroin.

Blind-Spot in Your Intellect (Only_1_Truth) - Sherlock tests a drug on a military-trained flatmate with PTSD…

The Emergency Contact series (blueink3) - Who Sherlock has as his Emergency Contact when he gets hurt, changes over time…

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JOHN WHUMP:

And a Doctor (StillWaters1) - One of my absolute favourites. Sherlock whump too.  Doctor John everybody; stand clear.

De Ses Cendres (Amphigoric Symphony) - Tortured epic saga where Magnusson goes after Sherlock and well, everybody suffers. Endlessly

The Third Brother (uglycrow) - Another favourite. John gets wounded during a visit to the Three Garridebs.

The River Variations (withoutawish) - John gets hurt during a Three Garridebs encounter and Sherlock fractures

Into Dark Waters (Breath4Soul) - (TFP) John waits for Sherlock in the Holmes mansion’s well. He runs out of time.

We go anywhere but to the ground (geordielover) - Read the warnings. Sherlock is gone and John…. breaks.

There but for the Grace of John Watson / The Boys of Baker Street (skyefullofstars) - Parts one and two of a trilogy where John is kidnapped, drugged and becomes addicted and Sherlock is tested to the extreme. Bonus Sherlock whump amongst this sweeping narrative.

Reaction (Blind_Author) - Read the warnings. What happens to John before the semtex and vest incident at the pool.

Triage (scullyseviltwin) - John gets shot. Sherlock falls apart. The aftermath of that…

Handle With Care (TheGracefulBlueCat) - John gets attacked with a scorpion. What is it with these men and scorpions??

Very Good Indeed (stillwaters01) - John diagnoses what toxin he’s been drugged with and has seconds to guide Sherlock to saving him.

Deal (Basser**) - John underestimates his injury and scares Sherlock (**this author does lovely whumplets)

Vital Organs (firstdrafted) - How can John whump be so goddamned sweet. This is lovely

Divided... Or Not.

Roman Reigns x reader x Seth Rollins

1. Roman and Seth fighting over (y/n) to be with her. Roman is her best friend. She meets Seth through Roman at one of their shows. {You pick who she ends up with.}

2. (y/n) is in a romantic storyline with Seth Rollins while he and Roman are having a ‘feud’, they both like her but she loves Roman. After a match with Seth, (y/n) was at ringside then Daddy Roman gets his baby girl, takes her home and sexy daddy smut.

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Just Ask - Part 10

Originally posted by naih-reedus

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Summary: “The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” You think, after being alive for this long and leading an team of superheroes, Steve Rogers would’ve perfected his communication skills, but apparently, when it comes to women, he just likes to assume, and that is never a good thing.

A/N: Last part before the epilogue! I hope I don’t frustrate you guys too much HAHA. 

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PART 4

Utena has turned into a car.

I think it is incumbent on the viewer at this point to try to unravel both why this makes sense as a gesture and why it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Point 1: It’s a magical girl transformation sequence.  Ikuhara, having worked on Sailor Moon, knows all about this stuff.  The beats of a transformation sequence are as follows: upon activation of an arcane device, a girl loses all her clothes and emerges clad in fetish gear.  The ideal transformation sequence from a commercial perspective ends up with a girl wearing an outfit which appeals as much to young girls as it does to grown men.   As has previously been established, grown men like cars – but this car is hot pink, shaped like a uterus and is trying as hard as it can to be a horse.  Or two horses.   It is a “car” in the same sense that Sailor Moon is a “high school girl”.   It has been optimized to serve all of the needs of the academy at once.

Point 2:  What we are dramatizing here is the fact that despite her avowed wish to leave the academy Utena has still been socialized in patriarchy and therefore cannot fully transcend her status as a player of the academy’s game.   When she took Anthy’s hand and led her in the general direction of “out” she was still playing prince, saving the damsel in distress.  This gesture does not work because the academy owns it.   When she attempts it, she is revealed as what the academy forces her to be: an object.  An exciting, ambiguously-gendered object, admittedly, an object which is absolutely up to date and this year’s model, but an object that is nonetheless made to please a particular audience.  As long as Utena can still be the receptacle of male fantasy – as prince or princess – the story cannot work.

Point 3: Back in the old academy Anthy’s role in the final confrontation was to get stabbed a whole lot and lie in a coffin.   Of course, something important and transformative did take place there, and the gesture that changed the academy did come from Anthy in the end; but she didn’t look cool doing it.  Utena did all of the on-screen work.   If Anthy is retelling the story here she wants to emphasize that despite all of Utena’s princely self-sacrifice the most difficult thing anyone did in that room was reach out of that coffin.  She also wants to emphasize that she’s the top.

Akio killed himself earlier because he was unable to find his “key”.  He lost it when he realized that Anthy was, if not enjoying herself, at least tacitly “consenting” to what he had been doing to her, which was, as far as he was concerned, not nearly as hot as the whole drugged princess routine. Anthy, however, already has Utena’s key. Get it?  What we are emphasizing here, in case anyone got the wrong idea from the TV-mandated chasteness of the original series, is that queer desire is actually an integral part of the revolutionary moment.  Anthy is able to go through with this because she really, sincerely wants to fuck Utena’s brains out.

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anonymous asked:

I'm really emotional. You said Richonne was iconic and you're right. Seeing a black woman, dark skinned like me, being showered with love and affection and now freaking gifts from the white male lead in one of the biggest shows on tv right now? It's groundbreaking. And the message it'll send is amazing.

PT2: “And it’s not in a “oh my gosh the white man is accepting me!” nonsense way. It’s that she isn’t a stereotype. She’s strong and capable, but also gentle and sweet. She’s badass, but also affectionate. She’s independent, but also ready to share her life with the one she loves. She’s dark skinned and more than worthy of love and adoration - and gifts of cats! Lol. THAT’s the message young girls of colour watching will receive. We are beautiful!“

oh anon ;-; oh my gosh. thank you for sharing these feelings with me. i feel the same and i am so so happy. twd has its flaws but if they did one thing right it was bringing rick and michonne together. and portraying them with so much love and passion and such a deep connection that the last thing you think of when looking at them smile at one another is the colour of their skin. but at the same time, when you see the light and dark of their hands coming together to hold each other you can’t help but smile like an idiot and be so happy that a love like this is being shown on such a massive show. i’m so proud to be a richonner oml *sobs*

What am I going to do with you? // James x Reader

Words // 582

Warnings // none

Request //  Could you write a James Potter x reader with prompts 41,26 and 27 in that order

A/N I’m sorry these are taking a while I was very busy with school work recently

Originally posted by followingthewotters

“Y/N!’’ You groaned in slight annoyance, you knew it was one of the marauders and something happened to one of them as recently they’d been getting into more and more trouble, more than they usually did and if one of got stuck or something and they couldn’t solve it they’d come and try to get you to help them out.

“What is it now?’’ You asked, this time it was Peter which it usually was. Peter wasn’t too great at spells but you discovered that he was very good at keeping himself out of trouble which is why he rarely got stuck or something alike, you were happy at least one of them rarely got stuck and still had some sense into them.

“I need your help.’’ You nodded and sighed, of course he needed your help or more true, one of the other boys needed your help and by the way he looked you almost feared that it would be James this time, your boyfriend. In general once you and James got together you managed to keep him out of the worst troubles he could get into but by now it was getting a bit harder since he was doing more and more stupid things.

“Right, who’s it this time?’’ Peter confirmed your fears.

“James, it’s not too bad thought but you need to come.’’ You nodded and followed him outside, into the Forbidden forest.

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“Y/N, thank god you’re here!’’ Sirius said once you arrived and you simply nodded, you followed him and were getting quite anxious because you were deep in the forest by now. Once the four of you arrived though, as Remus had joined on the way to James, you just started laughing at the sight that was presented before you.

“Help me! I’m stuck!’’ James was stuck in a net which hung from a very thick branch of a tree. You felt like you already knew how he got stuck there, probably because he was walking around as a stag and got stuck in some kind of trap, still that didn’t really matter it was just hilarious seeing him in there, especially seeing the pout on his lips.

“Oh James Potter, what am I going to do with you?’’ You said as you crossed your arms on your chest and scoffed, you weren’t impressed he got himself in there, rather it surprised you he wasn’t able to get out, it wasn’t that hard. All they needed was a simple charm or just a pair of scissors.

“Get me out of this and shower me in kisses?’’ He said with a shrug, you chuckled in reply. You sighed, staring at him wondering how you ever fall in love with such a massive dork and someone who got into so much trouble by just being a massive idiot from time to time which he doesn’t need to be. You made the boys hold a charm which made the surface James was going to fall on very soft whilst you used a conjured pair of scissors to cut through the net, eventually making him fall down onto the ground.

“You’re a real life saver.’’ He said as he jumped up, dusting off his robes, and went on to shower you in kisses, it was kind of cute but just the fact that he managed to get stuck in a net already made it worth it, knowing that he did something so ridiculous and stupid, still it was very entertaining.

Without You: Bloodstone (Part 10)

Genre: AU, bts!werewolf, fantasy, angst

Warnings: language, violence, suggestive content

Summary: Werewolves, contrary to popular belief, are usually gentle creatures. Except for a very specific set of circumstances, they would never hurt a human (on purpose). The few unfortunate times when mistakes were made put a permanent dark mark on the beasts and people began labeling them as monsters. What the human population failed to recognize was the fact that they were protecting us from something much more sinister. Luckily, a few survived and the gene was passed down hereditarily until one day finding its way to me… in the form of my best friend.

Link to: Storyboard (reference pictures) | Prologue | Previous | Masterlist | Next

Originally posted by shishikookie

Loyalty is often as blind as justice should be, as unstable as a lightning storm ought to be, and as misplaced as an opinion in the truth.

Chapter 10:

As Jimin disappears behind one of the crumbling buildings, Munhee crosses her arms, visibly fighting a frown for Jungkook’s benefit, “Sometimes, I wonder why we ever took in that brat.”

Her words are cruel, but can I really fault her for them?

From the moment I met Munhee, she had been a mysterious character. Dark hair always pulled into a disheveled ponytail with a generous amount of strands coming loose or hanging free to frame her face, consistently dressed in all black, fitted clothes, and armed with a knife she keeps in her boot… Munhee isn’t the least scary person I’ve ever seen and her mood swings do nothing to help her case.

Still, if there’s one thing I’ve learned in the short time span I’ve known her, it’s she’s a very calculating person who has the pack’s best interest at heart.

So who am I to judge? Maybe she should be more patient. Or maybe Jimin should be more respectful. I don’t know their history and right now, I’m not really keen on asking.

“Don’t,” she commands bluntly as Namjoon and Seokjin move to go after Jimin. They cast her a questioning look, but won’t dare disobey. Munhee stuffs her hands into the pockets of her jeans and makes her way toward the mistletoe entrance, calling over her shoulder, “Time to go inside. We’re done for today.”

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trans-undertale  asked:

You actually don't know what fascism is or how it gained power, and you turn a blind eye to it. Noted. You're also showcasing yourself to be a gigantic idiot too and you look like your sucking nazi dick right now because Antifa was outnumbered, if you are yelling about antifa being violent you didn't see them lose which is sorta ironic because seeming how much you'd cling to suck the dick of a fascist you'd pretty much be celebrating that.

Your url is “trans-undertale”.  Like I’m really gonna take ANYTHING you say the least bit seriously, even if you had an actual argument (which you don’t).  You also instantly stooped to using the term “Nazi” against me for not agreeing with someone else’s idea of activism, despite having been progressive my entire life (for the record, I’m a bisexual, working-class French/Lebanese woman from a Democratically-dominated midwestern state.  I was born when Reagan was still president, and lived through both Bush administrations.  I have seen much worse than the idiot that’s currently in the White House).  You are only seeing the world in a false dichotomy.  It’s a bit more complicated than that.

You are ignorant and uneducated in the topic at hand, and I am not going to listen to someone that uses emotionally manipulative phrasing, highly inappropriate sexual-based insults, and logical fallacies to try to make a point.  Grow up, and get a proper education of what lies beyond your own comfortable lifestyle.

BTW, I’ve been informed that you’re also an open shoplifter, so you’re a MASSIVE piece of shit by default, and I hope you get arrested for raising prices for everyone else, and causing hard-working people to lose their jobs.

anonymous asked:

not hating or anything but why do you guys dislike the drivers in certain personal aspects like supporting trump, which isn't wrong, your choice. but so many of you still support jenson despite the fact that he cheated on his ex-wife with brittny? isn't that shitty .-.

A) Who is “you guys”

B) I am sorry, but someone who aligns themselves with the orange Cheeto or his policy, is an idiot and does not deserve my respect.

C) As far as I am aware, this is about Indycar since no F1 driver has been associated with Trump.

D) How do you know that? Did you talk to Jessica? Brittny? Jenson?

E) While I like Jenson, am I not a massive supporter of his. Why you asking me?

anonymous asked:

I've said it before elsewhere and I'll say it again. Forget the morons at Marvel Comics, wtf is Disney thinking? Why haven't they stepped in yet? They had no problem stepping in when Feige wanted to split from comics, so why haven't they done anything but watch the outcry (and stupid responses from Marvel) and watch sales numbers fall?

That’s a good question with what I am sure is probably a more complicated answer than I can give.  I know there are people on here who know a lot more about the internal politics of Marvel than I do.  

“Disney” is, of course, a massive company, so I would suspect that there is a chain of oversight for comic titles from writer to editor to whomever has creative control at Marvel comics who reports to someone else who reports to the CFO who reports to the CEO who reports to the Board…So, I feel like it probably isn’t as easy as saying “stop that, you idiots,” especially when the storyline is already in progress and had to have been preapproved.  It isn’t like something like that would just show up on someone’s desk ready to print.  

I also think that Disney does not want to be seen as policing Marvel comics’ content.  The Disnification of Marvel, so to speak.  Comics have a history of being a bit anti-establishment, so I would imagine there are procedures in place that keep editorial control largely within the comic side of things.  That being said, there should be some clause that lets someone in the corporation step in if one part of the whole is damaging a brand.  If the merchandising group licensed to a manufacturer who made offensive toys, I am sure that there would be a correction.  What I would think that Disney needs is the justification to step in and tell the people at the comics division to cut this storyline loose.  They get that from public pressure and disappointing sales.  So, I say write Disney an email and let them know why this is offensive and harmful.  They do not want a PR dumpster fire where Disney is seen as glorifying Nazis and harming one of their most popular brand-name characters.

My boyfriend came home to our tiny apartment at 1 AM on a weeknight with 4 of his obnoxious, drunken friends in tow

He knew I had to work the next day, he knew I absolutely hated those particular friends, and he knew I hate surprise guests.  So I just went in the bedroom and tried to sleep, unsuccessfully.  

This guy is a massively neurotic neat freak- he is physically unable to relax in a room that is not clean to his standards.  So after he finally passed out, I went into the kitchen and poured maple syrup all over the floor and told him one of his idiot friends did it.  

He just about had a panic attack.  It took him hours to get rid of the sticky.  Those friends were never invited back.

EDIT:  This happened years ago, we are long since broken up.  To those of you saying I should have just talked to him: I did.  8,000 goddamn times.  This guy was an enormous scum bag, so all of you telling me what a bitch/cunt/whatever I am, fuck you too.  Also, I am a guy, so your misogyny is wasted on me.  I poured syrup on the floor FFS.  He was inconvenienced for a few hours, give me a break.  The panic attack line was a hyperbole.  Finally, thank you to all the people who understand the point of this sub.

EDIT2:  Don’t worry, Canada, it wasn’t real maple syrup.  And thanks again for all the nice comments!

VIXX Hongbin  'Visceral'

anonymous asked: could you maybe write “you bring lunch for vixx” with bean?

This is a drabble expansion of a reaction I wrote here.

The plastic loops from the bags were hurting your hands but you didn’t care. You’d bought plenty of food because it was your life’s mission to see these boys eat. It’s funny, you didn’t realize when you started seeing Hongbin you’d get five brothers in the bargain but here you were.

The door to the practice room was slightly ajar and music was pouring out. Bean had told you about what time they usually broke for lunch so you hoped you weren’t intruding. Hands full you gently nudged the door open with your toe and peeked in. All of them were sweaty and tired. It always surprised you how serious they looked at their work when they weren’t smiling for the cameras.  

The song came to an end with all of them frozen in different poses, chests heaving from the dancing. Idly you wondered how many times they’d done a run through of that number in the last few hours. You heard one of them mention eating so you figured that was your cue.

“Hello! I brought lunch.”

They all turned towards the door but you had eyes on your boyfriend. He had the most adorable expressions and you didn’t want to miss it. Hongbin didn’t disappoint you. Eyebrows up, eyes wide, and mouth slightly agape, he was obviously surprised. Which totally made the cramping in your fingers worthwhile.

There were a few exclamations of delight and appreciation. Your boyfriend had gathered himself and came to help you with the bags. Taking them from you he exclaimed, “This is so sweet! Why didn’t you tell me you were going to do this?”

“And miss your cute ‘surprised’ face? I don’t think so.”

With your hands free you took advantage and stood on your tiptoes to give him a quick peck on the lips. Then you wrapped your arms around him and gave him a hug. You felt him tense under you and he let out a noise of protest. Bean hated being hugged when he was all sweaty. It made him feel gross and self-conscious. But it amused you to no end to poke at your prim and proper boyfriend on occasion.

You backed away and he gave you a frustrated look which you answered with a smug grin. Silently you reminded him of the food he was carrying by nodding toward the bags he now carried. With a parting glance he went to the center of the room and plopped himself down.

Everybody joined in, making a circle and the guys left you a spot next to Hongbin. Probably more from a desire to see him squirm than to be considerate.

He was sifting through the bags but you knew what was inside so you reached right in. Your hand landed on a package and you brought it out with a smile. “Hakyeon?”

N was in the middle of thanking you and reaching for the container when all of a sudden your hand was empty. Caught off guard you looked to your boyfriend who had snatched the food. Hongbin looked from the lunch he was holding to you, seeming nearly as confused as everyone else.

Blushing slightly and flustered he handed Hakyeon his meal. Then he turned to you and said, “I can pass them out.”

Baffled at his behavior you pulled out the next box. A quick glance told you who it went to. “This one goes to Ravi.” Wordlessly he handed it to his friend but avoided eye contact with you.

Well this was an unexpected turn of events. You were about to call him on it when you saw an impatient hand creeping in from the side. Swiftly Hongbin gave the hand a slap. “Wait your turn and don’t be rude.”

You side eyed your boyfriend. It wasn’t like he was really angry, in fact he seemed embarrassed more than anything. After all the food had been distributed Bean seemed mollified when he received the biggest box.

Taking Hongbin’s hand you mentioned wanting a word with him. As you walked away you turned and indicated to Leo that you were watching him. He was what you politely referred to as an ‘opportunist’.

As soon as the door clicked shut you asked, “So what’s going on? Why are you being weird?”

Clearly uncomfortable he hesitantly replied, “I just don’t like seeing you take care of them.”

Frankly you couldn’t be more surprised. “Wait…are you actually jealous of the other members? Do you have any idea how ridiculous that is?”

He grimaced. “I know! And I’m not jealous.”

Skeptical, you raised an eyebrow, waiting for him to continue.

“It’s just, I don’t know. It caught me off guard too. I’ve never been jealous of you being around them. Not once. And I know none of you would betray me like that. But seeing you taking care of them…it bothered me a little.” Breaking eye contact once more he became fascinated with a crack in the linoleum. His foot lightly scuffed at the line while he seemed to be considering something. “I won’t become a jealous idiot, I promise. It’s just…I’ve never felt so strong about anyone before. I want to be the only one you see and care about.”

It was hard for Hongbin to bare his feelings like this, very hard, and you felt touched he’d made the effort. Cupping his jawline, you gently raised his head. “I’m always going to look after others, that’s just who I am. But you are my favorite person on this planet. You’ll always come first, you massive dork.”

You weren’t sure if it was the sentiment or your teasing, but his eyes sparkled. “Really?” You nodded. Hongbin leaned in and kissed your forehead.

“Come on, Binnie. Your food is going to get cold.”

Back in the room you were glad to see the others munching away and that Leo had kept his chopsticks to himself. Returning to your places, Hongbin sat closer to you than he normally would. Sitting tall and proud, he was beaming. He ignored his members' muffled chuckles but you rolled your eyes.

To show him your feelings you fussed over him a tiny bit, not much. Just little considerations. Anything more in front of the others would mortify him. But you made sure he had sauce, chopsticks, and napkins. He looked so content, so happy that your heart fluttered deep in your chest.

Hongbin was right you reflected. Sometimes you just couldn’t help your reactions when you were in love.  

anonymous asked:

heyy i cant seem to find the rules but im wondering do you accept poly ask? if so then can you write a scenario of oikawa kuroo and their so having a movie night but the boys choose horror movie and they know shes not good with scary things, thankyou

Not sure about Admin Jen, but Admin Emma is all about polyships! I made this a bit more gender neutral, I hope that’s ok! 
~Admin Emma


“No.”

“Come on, ____-chan–”

“Absolutely not.”

“You’re being kind of a baby.”

“I’m being a baby? We have dozens of Halloween-themed movies and you had to go and choose the one horror movie we own? Why do we even have Ju-On anyway? We never watch it!”

“Specifically for this type of situation!”

“Tooru, that doesn’t really make sense.”

“Whose side are you on, Tetsu-chan? I am legitimately hurt!”

You sighed, raking your hand through your hair. You loved your two idiots, but once Kuroo and Oikawa started bickering about something, there was no stopping them. It was always good natured, but it still grated on your nerves. You’d been going back and forth for the better part of an hour trying to figure out what to do for your movie-marathon night. Where Halloween fell on a work night for all of you, you wanted to devote Friday night to fun and spooky movies and enough candy to make yourself sick just in time for Iwaizumi’s party on Saturday night. It had all started out just fine–Tooru insisted on ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’ for his horror pick, and given how old and campy it was, you didn’t mind. Kuroo wanted ‘Psycho,’ and that was a bonafide classic, while you had chosen ‘Dracula,’ the original Hammer production, of course. The rest of the stack was mostly fun and light stuff–’Nightmare Before Christmas’ and ‘Hocus Pocus’ and the like. They’d even let you cue up the “Halloween” episode of ‘Ouran…’ and you were thrilled for that. But for some reason, Oikawa had gotten it in his head that he wanted to watch ‘The Grudge’ and you didn’t think you could handle that.

“I’m as big a fan of creepy chicks herky-jerking their way out of plastic bags and ripping off people’s jaws as the next guy,” Kuroo said dryly, making you squeak a bit. You hated the ending of that fucking movie. “But Tooru, I have to know–why Ju-On? You’re afraid of Sadako, and the girl from that is easily ten times worse.”

“Well…” Oikawa twisted the DVD case over and over in his hands. “I mean… it’s just a movie, yeah? Halloween is supposed to be about horror movies, yeah? Plus, we’re going to watch the fun movies after. We can watch it first!”

“Alright, fine! I’m getting started on the popcorn, you two the movie cued up,” you said.

“Yay! Thanks ____-chan! I promise, it’ll be fun! You can even snuggle us when you get scared!”

“Come on, you goober,” Kuroo laughed, wrapping his arm around Oikawa’s neck and ruffling his hair.

“Ow! Mean Tetsu-chan! And I am not a goober! I am too perfect to be a goober!”

“Maybe a perfect idiot!”

You shook your head, fixing up the snacks, before settling down on the massive couch, situated between your boyfriends. They were both idiots, and hell, they were even fine during the first parts of the movie. Kayako didn’t freak you out as much as, say, Sadako; you were even able to distract yourself when Kayako’s freaky cat-howl (which normally scared you to pieces) sent Kuroo’s geriatric, fat black cat, Gumball, fleeing from the room in terror.

But then the sound… that sound. That stupid gurgle that sent shivers down your spine and guaranteed you nightmares for the rest of the week. You took the pillow and jammed your face into it, no longer paying attention to the movie, or the fact that your boyfriends had gone very quiet. You nearly jumped out of your skin when you felt Oikawa’s arms snake around your shoulders.

“Tetsurou, switch out for ‘Nightmare…’ would you?” He was rubbing gentle circles against your back, humming tunelessly under his breath. It was a soothing sound. “I’m sorry, ____-chan. I’m so sorry.”

“It’s ok, Tooru,” you responded, still not pulling your face from the pillow. “It’s not a big deal. You can finish your movie.”

“It’s not fun if you’re not having fun,” Oikawa protested. “We’ll watch whatever you want. I’m sorry.”

“Please stop apologizing, Tooru,” you said, leaning into his chest. You felt Kuroo curl up against your hip, his beautiful, long fingers drawing soothing shapes against your skin. “I’ve got my best guys. I’ll be alright.”

But they did learn that night–movie nights had better cuddles when you were happy rather than scared.

Prettiest Hero of Butt-Kicking Heroes - a mix dedicated to Achilles (listen)

“Sing, O'Muse, the story of how I massively fucked up” - Achilles

Childhood yo

  • When I Grow Up - Matilda the Musical
  • Here I Am - Bryan Adams
  • I Just Can’t Wait To Be King - The Lion King

PATTY (the bae)

  • Seven Wonders - Catch Me If You Can
  • I Wanna Hold Your Hand - The Beatles
  • Origin of Love - Hedwig & The Angry Inch
  • Baptize Me - Book of Mormon
  • Seventeen - Heathers the Musical
  • I Won’t Say I’m In Love - Hercules
  • Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran

Kicking Ass

  • Extraordinary - Pippin
  • Carrying The Banner - Newsies
  • American Idiot - Green Day
  • Candy Store - Heathers the Musical
  • Rejects - 5SOS
  • I’m Alive (cover) - Next to Normal
  • Carry On My Wayward Sun - Kansas
  • Greased Lightning - Grease

Fuck U Agamemnon/Teenage Angst Stage

  • Gives You Hell - All-American Rejects
  • Someone Else’s Skin - Catch Me If You Can
  • Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

NO PATROCLUS NO

  • Bare - Bare: A Pop Opera
  • A Little Fall of Rain - Les Miserables
  • Goodbye (cover) - Catch Me If You Can

So today was better. I got a lot more work done, which was a relief, I have been feeling massive amounts of guilt for not working for a couple of days there. I also got to be around a dog, coloured a bit, and ate an amazing meal that my brilliant fiance made for me. And I got to wear a summer dress. So today has been alright 

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PHOTOS: The Many Possible Shapes Of Trump's Border Wall
The bidding period has closed for the companies hoping to design and deliver the president's signature campaign promise. Here's a glimpse of some proposals — from wire mesh to 30-foot pipe organs.

Speaking as a designer, I am so disgusted seeing graphical tools from my own profession used for this idiotic wall. There are suggestions to decorate it. Or make it multifunctional. As if it wasn’t a massive tool for hate or something. 

Job Switching (Part 2/4)

By: ProMarvelFanGirl

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Summary: You and Bucky decide to switch jobs for a day. Neither of you have any idea what you are in for.

A/n:Tagging is still open :)


The blare of Bucky’s alarm woke you for the day.  Four A.M.   You normally rolled over and went back to sleep after you felt the mattress move with Bucky starting his day.   You waited and waited but realized that Bucky hadn’t even moved.  You peek open your eyes and find Bucky staring at you with a grin.  

“Time for YOU to get up darlin’”  Giving you a wink, he rolls over closing his eyes.   You turn off the alarm and urge yourself to get out of bed.   After finishing your morning shower and getting dressed in workout gear, you went into the kitchen for your morning jolt.

Grabbing the coffee pot you realized it wasn’t hot or full.  You stare for a moment confused as to why there was no coffee, there was always coffee.  Then it hit you, Bucky makes the coffee, it had never dawned on you that someone made the coffee it was just always there.   You give a little grin and grab the lunch you had made the night before out of the fridge and headed to the tower.

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