i am such a lazy person sorry

xNTx Friends


ENTJ:

  • Crazy schedule, still manages to hang around with friends.
  • Insanely driven. Vital necessity of being The Best™.
  • Doesn’t have time for bullshit, ever.
  • Generally sweet, scary when mad (emphasize ‘scary’).
  • Highly motivated and ambitious.
  • No drama, thank you.
  • Flawless facial control (low-key scary as well).
  • INTP’s recklessness makes her have a mini heart attack every now and again.
  • Manners matter.
  • Has been super busy lately.
  • And by ‘lately’ we mean since always until forever.

Common phrases include:

– “You might find this of some help”.
– “This is so interesting”.
– “Yes, I’ve read about it”.
– “Sorry, I already have plans”.
– “I’d actually prefer to do it myself”.
– “Really, just let /me/ do it :)”.


ENTP:

  • Sharp tongue.
  • Comeback generator.
  • Laid back attractiveness and incredible charisma.
  • Bulldozer mode when mad.
  • Put-together and confident.
  • Has a fame for being flirty.
  • Hasn’t had that many partners at all.
  • “wrecking ball” (- mother mother) is his life theme song.
  • Is actually quite delicate.
  • Almost all his facial expressions are masks.
  • Hiding his real emotions seems to have become a life purpose.
  • His deep interests surprise most people.
  • “Is very intelligent, but way too lazy at school” squad with INTP.
  • Is seen as a bad influence.
  • Actually has a pretty solid moral code.
  • Fashion style score: BADASS. (the aesthetics are real).

Common phrases include:

– “Think about it this way”.
– “Why, am I bothering you?” + smirk.
– “Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to your bullshit”.
– “Why does everyone believe I’m lying?”


INTJ

  • Works silently because success speaks for itself.
  • The library is his natural habitat.
  • Very specific fields of interest.
  • Seems very polite, and he is.
  • (Doesn’t actually believe in politeness itself, has only learned to follow formalities in order to make his life easier). 
  • Efficient™.
  • Crisis over personal traits of which the analysis were thought to be concluded. 
  • Really brain, why this again. Why.
  • Has learned to master several skills that he doesn’t even enjoy.

Common phrases include:

– “No”. (Default reply to INTP’s proposes).
– “That is /such/ a bad idea”.
– “Actually…” (*insert unasked correction*).
– “I’m still considering it”.
– “What do you mean it’s not polite to tell them how wrong they are?”
– “Of course I cannot change my schedule” (to ENTP).


INTP

  • Has strong opinions on matters that she has given a lot of thought (and we mean a lot).
  • Gets overwhelmed by being the center of attention.
  • Became an Ancient Rome expert overnight.
  • Comfy discrete clothes.
  • Deadlines are a very flexible concept.
  • Actually, every concept should be prone to constant revision.
  • Study time is the perfect time for introspection and/or new ideas development.
  • Either absolutely hyped or completely indolent.

Common phrases include:

– “My nights are a mix of insomnia and belated lunch”.
– “What if we…” (Proposes crazily awesome plan to INTJ).
– “There are pubs in which you can hear a much more refined language than in the Congress”.
– “Because apathy is the foundation of my being” (as a response to ENTJ asking her why she doesn’t just /do/ the stuff).


Shared traits

  • Difficulty to compute feelings (we know, we know, ‘such a cliché’. Still true).
  • Allergies: stupidity, ignorance, illogical social rules.
  • “WHY do people refuse to THINK”.
  • Rich lexicon (xNTJs’ default mode, xNTPs’ show it when the situation is worth it).
  • Best debates between them, NFs are sometimes invited.
  • Would always choose knowledge over ignorance, even if it implies unhappiness.
  • “What do you mean it was offensive? It’s the truth!” (As a response to ENFJ).

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IxxJ squad

xNFx squad

In honor of reaching 3.5k followers I thought I’d do my first follow forever! I won’t be very active this summer due to my studying in Seoul for more than two months, so I want to express my gratitude to everyone who’s followed me, read, and liked my writing! Your kind words and love for my writing always brighten my day and make it even more fun to be writing for this community!

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✩ - writers I admire, people I admire, blogs I just really love

♡ - m’faves

Despite any symbols, I love all of you whether followed or follower. Thank you for reading my stories, for giving me a creative outlet to improve and push myself with my writing, and most importantly thank you for being my friends!!

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Shattered

Author: Emmy

Characters: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 1,600+

Warnings: Bad language words maybe? Idk I can’t remember.

Author’s Note: It’s been a gazillion years since I’ve written anything so I’m sorry if this is actual garbage but at least it’s completed garbage so there’s that. Also, I didn’t edit this. Partially because my back hurts too much to keep sitting at this computer desk and partially just because of who I am as a person (I’m lazy). Let me know what you think??

Originally posted by wintersthighs

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Bts reaction to your naturally curly hair:

Anon requested: Hello darling! Hope you are doing fine! ;) could I request maybe BTS reaction to seeing you first time in curled hair (your natural hair), because you hate it so much that you straighten it non stop so they even didn’t know that you have curly hair. I don’t know it makes sense, but it’s my personal problem. Having curly hair is hell.

Another request that took too long to get done. Thankfully that was the end of it, I am sorry for taking too long, it’s kinda a bit short as well. Thank you anon for the request, btw I have long, overly wavy hair too, but I haven’t straightened it in like 4 years, too lazy. I feel you tho, enjoy :)
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Jin:

Originally posted by eatupbangtan

“Oh my God you look so pretty, come here, let me take pictures” he is going to keep talking about it all day, telling you to keep this look on because he loves it.

Suga:

Originally posted by jjks

“There is something different about you today…” he is going to say, not exactly being able to tell what. So when you casually say you don’t have your hair straightened, he’ll look dumbfounded while having an internal struggle like why does she straighten it when it looks this gold.

Jhope:

Originally posted by jiminrolls

“Come here and give oppa a hug” but it’s actually just a lame excuse to play with your hair, he will shamelessly ask you to keep it this way as long as he is around, because you look x100 more gorgeous naturally.

Rap monster:

Originally posted by taehyyungs

When you looked not so confident with your look, namjoon noticed and pulled you in for a passionate kiss, not caring who the hell is in the room, “Just look how perfect my jagiya is!”

Jimin:

Originally posted by chimtae

“No you can’t be the pretty one in this relationship” he screams while dramatically dropping to the ground, wailing in demand for you to stop blinding him with your beauty and you be like chill man it’s just hair. He put two and two together pretty quickly and put up this act to give you more confidence in your hair.

V/Taehyung:

Originally posted by mayfifolle

“Wait here” and then disappeared. No goodbye or anything. He just took one look at you and ran the opposite direction. But when he came back he had loads of hair clips and bunny ears like you look so cute I couldn’t waste this opportunity.

Jungkook:

Originally posted by jeonify

Probably the only member to find it breathtakingly sexy. Biting his lips as he approached you, he pushed your hip into his and whispered in your ear how beautiful you look and that he can’t keep his hands or eyes off you if you keep doing this to him

raychael  asked:

I hope this doesn't seem like a weird question,, but do you think you could recommend some poets?

MY TIME HAS COME

oh man. oh man, friend, i love me some poetry. here’s a list of mostly but not entirely contemporary poets (i didn’t pick an accompanying poem for everyone because i am both lazy and indecisive sorry but check them all out):

my current fave is ocean vuong (his poem trevor is incredible and makes me feel some Emotions)
i also adore buddy wakefield (we were emergencies is personal fave)
jorge luis borges (his essays and short stories are incredible as well)
anne carson
rainer maria rilke
i’m a big fan of keats tbh
and t.s. eliot (i know it’s a cliche but the hollow men is so good)
margaret atwood (we are hard has some poignant-ass lines)
pablo neruda (clenched soul is one of my all-time favorites)
andrea gibson (i’m gonna rec two poems: the nutritionist and i sing the body electric, especially when my power’s out)
derrick brown
sarah kay
anis mojgani
clementine von radics
daphne gottlieb (why things burn)
azra tabassum
samuel beckett (cascando)
jenny holzer
sierra demulder (ninety-five grievances to god: abridged)

listen i could. go on for a while so i’m gonna stop here but please reblog/comment/etc with your own recommendations that’d be rad

Let me give you the world (SFW)

Originally posted by abcadz123

A/N: Hello! So i’ve been hella inactive, so i wrote this thingy with OtaYuri to celebrate a very late Valentine’s day. It’s heeeelllaaaaa long, but I hope you guys enjoy it. It was fun to write ♥ I think Yuri is like 18 here or something?? I don’t know, maybe??

There’s no proofreading at the end because I’m way too lazy guys, help

Words: 3,541 (I am so so sorry omg, under the cut for obvious reasons)


Otabek opened his eyes at the first ring of his alarm, (Yuri hates him so much because he’s the kind of person that gets up when it’s time), he poked a hand out of the blankets to turn it off, not wanting to wake up Yuri just yet.

Once the alarm was off he turned around to leave a kiss on Yuri’s forehead like every morning, however, he was surprised to find out that Yuri wasn’t laying right beside him, instead, a pink note was laying on his partner’s pillow. Otabek frowned, rubbing the sleepiness off his eyes and taking the folded note in his fingers. His name written in Yuri’s elegant calligraphy.

Otabek, I prepared like the cheesiest shit for Valentine’s day. You can’t laugh. Go to the kitchen.

-Yuri

Otabek felt his cheeks getting warm as a big smile started to pull at the corners of his mouth. He got up with a jump, walking (more like running) towards the kitchen. Yuri Plisetsky preparing something for Valentine’s day? The the Yuri Plisetsky who gets all flustered when Otabek brushes his har with his fingers? That’s definitely something forward to see.

He stopped by the entrence of the kitchen when a delicious smell filled his nostrils. He peeked into the room and his mouth watered when he saw his favorite breakfast waiting for him in the counter, a tablet and another pink note laying beside it.

Press play, dork

-Yuri

Otabek turned on the tablet and pressed play to the vide where he saw Yuri leaning against the counter.

“Yo, Otabek”, he brushed his blonde hair back with his hand. “Ah, I think I should say something… sweeter…”, he cleared his throat, looking away as his hand traveled down to scratch at the back of his neck, Otabek noticed how his cheeks started to turn pink. “Good morning, Altin. I made your favorite breakfast and also the smoothie you like, that one is in the frige”, he pointed to the fridge in the video and Otabek turned just to see another pink note.

“I can’t be there with you because I have more things prepared for you”, a happy smile broke into Yuri’s face. “But enjoy this breakfast because I woke up very early to make it! A-ah… and I made it with love”, Otabek laughed and at the same time Yuri did in the video. “Enjoy your breakfast and keep following the notes!”, he waved and the video ended.

Otabek was tempted to replay the video, but he remebered the note in the fridge, so with long steps he made his way to it, opening it up as soon as he took it.

Your smoothie is inside! After breakfast you’ll have to go to /men’s shop/ and said to the first employee you see that you came for “My best present ever”, like that, if you don’t say it they’ll not give it to you

-Yuri

Otabek rolled his eyes, reading the note over and over again. He could hear Yuri’s voice inside his head and his heart was jumping excitedly at Yuri’s next surprise. So far, Otabek didn’t know what to expect, turning back at his breakfast his stomach growled, desperate to dig in that glorious-looking plate, though, Otabek started to lead to the bathroom before anything else. His bladder about to explode.

He found another pink note in the bathroom’s mirror.

You look stunning today.

-Yuri ❤”

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anonymous asked:

You're an asshole. You're literally endangering the lives of those of us looking for quality steroid info.

Oh… this is going to be good. Gather around everyone.

Originally posted by cratermania

First of all; I’m sorry you are feeling such a sense of entitlement. It must be truly awful dragging your carcass around believing that people owe you their expertise or their time just because you want it. The world doesn’t owe you jack, kiddo. Least of all me. You’ve got some adjusting to do.

Second of all, let’s unpack that lovely bit of hyperbole. Literally endangering lives. LITERALLYYes, here I am, actually forcing pills down your throat, coming into your room and jabbing needles into your arm with substances you know nothing about because I, the big bad bull bodybuilder, refuse to tell you.

Fuck. Off.

You and personal responsibility don’t seem to be on good terms either. Again, I’m so sorry for you. I am not responsible for your actions, you are. If I were a bombs-expert, I would not be obligated to tell you the recipe to make your own explosives at home. I am not responsible if you undertake an endeavor that blows up in your face because you want to do it. In fact, I’d be more liable for your harmful explosive accident should I give you information that aides your attempt.

Stop being so lazy. I said in the PSA - do the research. It’s all out there in countless forms. I never went tugging at the ankles of others to hold my hand and expected them to do the work for me. Both I (and others I’ve known who have had successful experiences training with assistance) did months of research leading up to our first pin. It takes effort, the ability to compare articles, facts… but it’s all there. Hell, there are even forums specifically to ask questions if you’re still unsure. But I’m not here to help anyone too slack to put work into their own development, as a bodybuilder or as a person.

Thanks for the opportunity to make things that much clearer for everyone anon. You’re a real gem. xx

 - Beast, May 2017

So I am fucking angry.

What the hell is this? Huang Zitao has been filming 3 movies, various CFs and variety shows, holding a concert streamed live by 7 million people, attending fashion weeks,holding roadshows for his film promotions, releasing OSTs, topping the V Chart single sales with Adore, denying gender norms, holding Charity events, designing Tshirts and this is what gets reported? THIS is all he gets recognition for? CRYING?

He attended the film festival at Shanghai and walked the red carpet with Jackie Chan and I bet they won’t give a shit about his movie and report it as the possibility of a taoris showdown happening.

ALL of this is the reason why there is a general dislike among people about him. Nobody knows what he is doing and of all he is doing, THIS is what gets reported. Only bringing up more hatred, more mockery and more people sniggering at him for being a crybaby. 

He has grown so much as a person, I wish you could see that. I wish you could see the confident performances he gave at his concert. I wish you could see how dedicated he is towards CPop and how he always wants his fans to be proud of him. I wish you all saw the fearlessness in his eyes when facing the interviewers that try to take him down in everytime or how happy he gets when people appreciate his music. I wish you all felt how emotional he got when he talked about the support he got from his cast members and the love he had for BoXuan. I wish you knew he returned the money given to him by his fans while he was on a variety show, I wish you appreciated the fact that he is not afraid to show his respect for Luhan when he went to watch his movie on the only holiday he got in weeks. I wish you saw how much he really loves his mother and his family. I wish you understood that the wealthy cars and the watches he posts on Instagram are not to show off but because he really treasures them cause he bought them from the money he earns. I wish you appreciated his cheeky side when he tells haters that” he doesnt give a shit anymore”,holds competition for the best memes on him and frankly states on air that he is not a routine virgin plastic idol everyone expects him to be.I wish you heard him say “Love between two girls is not wrong” and “I like wearing girl’s clothes, but I rarely find my size”. 

Huang Zitao is so easily to misunderstand, so easy to hate- because he is like anyone of us, awkward, shy and quiet around new people, loud and cheeky around ones he gets comfortable with, whining and lazy at doing tasks, getting emotionally attached easily, constantly fighting negativity and people judging him, determined to prove himself , knowing his own faults, afraid and nervous at times, loving his mother to death, clicking thousands of selfies with his dog, moody, self conscious,cracking bad jokes,being sassy #sweg, loving new clothes, hating bugs, hating rumors….he is everything-he is infinite dimensional.

He is totally not a perfect person… because he is always the way he is and does not live his life just to please others. I am sorry if he does not fit the image you have of him.I am sorry if you are still sulking over him leaving. I am sorry if you did not like the Sina interview. I am sorry if you can’t respect him “the way you respect Kris and Luhan”. I am sorry if you are disappointed. But if you don’t really know what he is about and yet hate him, I am sorry for you.

As for Koreaboo,to whosoever is running this “news site”, either do not report “important news” like this or do not report about him at all. Ztao doesn’t need your sneering comments or your sympathy votes.He does not need this cheap publicity. He is doing fine on his own.

Thoughts.

Okay, so finally I got to my computer so I can really write down what I think about the current situation. 

Well, I am really upset. And pissed. Not at the new ghouls but at Papa/Special Ghoul/Tobias Forge (I don’t care about hiding their names anymore, everybody know who is Papa, so fuck that). YES, I DON’T KNOW what exactly happened in Ghost but just the fact he claims all work in Ghost is just HIS is fucking shit! Like… he may be the brain, he may be the certain person there but withou the rest he wouldn’t reach anything he has now. Idk… I still like him but also think about taking down his pictures of my bedroom wall, because… this is not the Tobias I fell in love with. I fell in love with adorable and extremely talented Swede, not with guy who probably fired all his friends who were with him for many years from band and now claims that all work is his. NO!

The video Martin released and everything about Priest is obvious proof that their departure was really… well… shit. Martin looked so fucking sad and Priest… Priest. 

And also the new ghouls. They seem to be fucking cool. It’s not fair from me that I won’t probably give them a chance. Because I can’t fucking look at their live performance because to me it seems just like some Revival or something. 

The ghouls were supposed to be nameless but you don’t need a name to have fucking fantastic stage persona. The old Ghouls were giving me the feel that it’s bunch of old friends living their dream. Now it’s Papa and bunch of cute little ghouls, but something is missing. Something important.

Okay, so what now? I’ve been thinking for a while and I am thinking about unfollowing Ghost everywhere because I don’t want to fall in love with new Ghouls because I am afraid they will be kicked out of the band again and also I feel like cheating on the old ones… I will still be interested in their music, because it’s something unique and really good shit but… 

Now I am glad that Martin left already in July 2016. I remember searching for things which would tell me he is coming back, I was like “Oh, he’s just working with TID, don’t worry” and now all the Ghouls I love are gone. 

I will still support Martin Persner, Simon Söderberg, Henke Palm, Martin Hjerdstedt and Mauro Rubino everywhere they go. These guys have changed my life and made it million times better. Thank you, babies. 

P.S.: I hope Priest and Magna Carta Cartel (or TID) are goin to do some life performances because I’d really like to invest my money to ticket to see them. Come closer to me.

P.P.S.: Sorry for mistakes, I am Czech and too lazy to read it after myself. 

  • Me @ me right this very second: I swear to god if you start organizing or formatting a single thing tonight I will punch you square in the goddamn face, I will fucking end you don't test me

anonymous asked:

(1/2) Yuuri, I'm going through something I think you can relate to. There's a guy I like, and I'm starting to think he's flirting with me, and my friends thinks so too. My sister sees us interact on a regular basis, and she keeps prompting me to ask him out, saying she's positive he'll say yes. The only problem is I'm not positive he's flirting with me. It's not that he's been sending mixed signals or anything, I'm just not positive that he likes me because, honestly, I don't see why he would.

(2/2) He’s a health nut, and is super fit and super attractive, whereas I am definitely more on the curvy side, to say the least. I try to lose weight, but it just doesn’t go away. I could just be being stupid, but did you feel this way at all when you first started dating Viktor? And if so, how did you get over it?            

To be honest, I still feel like you sometimes. But he gives me the confidence I need. Maybe he’s not just attracted to your body, but also your personality? I think you should ask him out, I’m sure that he’s going to say yes.

I really enjoy seeing people making ladybug ocs from different places of the world and different time eras. Since i haven’t seen any ladybugs wearing hijab yet, i wanted to draw it. Here’s a lazy doodle.