i am sorry this is so shit

anonymous asked:

Our express lane conveyor belt is broken where i work, and we've put up signs EVERYWHERE (even on the belt itsself) saying so and to place your groceries closer to the scanner. You know, so i don't have to dislocate my shoulder grabbing your shit. Apparently those signs must be invisible cause this is how every transaction has gone: "Sir/ma'am could you move your item closer to the scanner please our belt is broken" "oh teehee im sorry, i didn't see the sign!" *facepalm* its less than 5 ft away!

And they get pissy when you ask them to move it forwards. I will lock my till walk around move everything up scan what I can easily reach, then walk around again and move more stuff. Most of the time they bitch and move the shit themselves. Some though let me walk back and fourth for the whole $300 order.

-Rodney

“This elusive creature, known to some as Beth and others by the pseudonym ‘Hawk’ (because her love for Berserk wasn’t obvious enough), has been spotted only a handful of times throughout the last several years. Some say she’s prone to hibernating in her room for years at a time playing videogames, but experts believe she’s just a pro at dodging cameras or other pesky recording devices that might catch snippets of her visage on tape.”

Hey so you want to hold something or what
nah im fine, i love my pile of air.
*sigh* just let me-
i said im fine
hold on

really
be glad i didnt give you a rat.
!_! 
or worse, a lizard. 

I am posting this. Why am I posting this. The colors are shit. The drawing is shit. So “Why?” I ask myself as I post this.

Just another little fanart of Juno Steel (ok I’m sorry but he’s such a lady and I love him so much I give up)

Also where is Nureyev. I know he will be mentioned on this season but. NUREYEV.

thegaypumpingthroughyourveins  asked:

It's five in the morning I just woke up AGAIN and my body has been doing this to me for the past week I am exhausted :(

I’m so sorry, lovely! I meant to respond to this WAY EARLIER - but fucking LIFE™ got in the way. Have some teeth rotting fluff (edit: whatever this ended up being) as my apology. I hope you’ve been able to sleep well since.

[EDIT] As a quick side note now that I finished writing it, I am super tired and just realized I changed tenses a million times - please forgive me if this or the characterization OR THE ANYTHING doesn’t make sense. XD I tried.


It’s common knowledge that Percival Graves does not sleep. The aurors tell Newt that the man’s blood is made of coffee. He ingests more cups of black, soul crushing coffee than he does water; or food, for that matter. One might even call it an addiction, if they really didn’t give shit about their job or their life. 

He takes his biggest cup in the morning - it is also his strongest cup. The sharp, heady stench of black roast can be smelt all across MACUSA every morning from Graves’ cup alone. From there, he has another two before lunch time. Sometimes, he’ll eat a sandwich or hotdog. Usually, he’ll forget. He’s only got time to brew a cup or grab a bite before his 1 o’clock meeting, and everyone knows what he’ll pick.

There’s another large cup that comes around 3. Another before the end of the day, and finally - after his most painful Wednesday meeting - a cup of blonde roast with just one dollop of honey, to soothe his enraged throat after a meeting of enraged interdepartmental fighting.

Everyone knows that Percival Graves does not sleep.

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anonymous asked:

do you follow any bts/got7 stans that are tag talkers? tag talkers are my people and I need more of them on my dash. thanks in advance!

YES i follow many many many tag talkers and i actually did a post like this before! but i love to recommend blogs so i’m gonna list 10 more of my faves and my favorite of their recent tags (again sorry for exposing you, everyone, but it’s bc i love you sm). under the cut!

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Just as another thing. I am fully FULLY aware that emotional abuse is a real thing. I understand that, and if Robert was constantly like that to Aaron then yeah, it would be different. But he’s not. So I’m sorry if I don’t believe whiny little babies who just wanna cause drama.

Actually I’m not sorry. Aaron’s done shit against Robert that is never addressed. Ever. So fuck off. I’m done.

Omg I’m super pissed. so, like, at the end of last month i had to ask for my paycheck early so i could pay for the deposit on our new house, i figure thats fine, they said it would only take about 5 days to do the checkout stuff for the old house but its been over a week and i get an email today saying ‘sorry its taken so long to do your checkout, i was in holiday’ im like what.??? my rent is due in 5 days and i have half the amount i need and i am freaking out because holy shit even now we’re out of the house that fucking place is still causing me shit!!!
AND YOU KNOW WHATS WORSE??? THEYRE TRYING TO BLAME THE HOUSES PROBLEMS ON US!!! And they say it might take longer to process because of it!!! IM SO ANNOYED AND FUCKED AS FUCK!

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“i don’t have the tears to cry anymore. but…i at least have to keep yu safe” // “i promise you, mika. even if i have to sell out the whole world to do it, i’ll make sure you’re turned back into a human.”

I know everyone is busy screaming about history, but I would like to casually remind everyone of the gift that no one has talked about enough. this is magical and amazing and none of you have appreciated it enough so HERE now you can watch/listen on repeat like me

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Ahn Min Hyuk’s hair pushed back (´⌣`ʃƪ)

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did some facial ref practice with the vento aureo gang also @ davidpro part 5 when????

My brother's keeper
  • Seven: When I was born, God said, "too pure, much perfection".
  • Saeran: Wrong.
  • Saeran: When you were born the devil said, oOooHh cOmpETiTioN.
How Dan and Phil probably broke up #33
  • Phil: ChiCKEn