i am so sorry that this took me so long

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You know, I came to this blog for rinch but I must say seeing your posts on my dash is so much more than that. There is the quality fic and the adorable gifs but then there is also the text posts that remind me on a daily basis that it's ok to be who i am. It's ok to say fuck the gender binary this shit is not for me. So thank you! Following your blog makes my days a bit better on a regular basis and I appreciate it so much! <3 <3 <3

i… i’m…… sitting here absolutely stunned and crying literal tears you wonderful anon. I don’t even know what to say to something like that. For me this is by far the nicest anon message ever and i have to gather my thoughts a bit to figure out how to reply.

After several hours of trying to gather my thoughts (emphasis on the word ‘trying’ lol) all i can say is you have absolutely no idea how much this message means to me, really! i am so incredibly happy to hear my blog can remind you that it’s ok to be you! (i have tears in my eyes again btw) Because it most definitely is ok to be exactly who you are! Please always remember that ok. You are good enough and valid whether you have a gender or not and whether your possible gender is binary or non-binary. It has absolutely nothing to do with your value as a person. (i know you know all these things already but i feel like i want to say them anyway)

I really want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for taking the time to send me this ask! I’m more touched than i can say. please drop by any time if you feel like talking, on or off anon, it doesn’t matter, which ever is more comfortable for you! I hope you’re having a wonderful day/night my dear anon.

Of Conflicted Hearts (Part Two FINALLY) Shigezane/MC/Kojuro

((Authors Note: I am so sorry it took me so long to come out with part 2 I was panning on finishing it a month ago but a lot came up in that time including a few trips to the doctor’s office and visiting relatives.Thank you for being patient everyone! If you have not read part 1 here is a link http://oopsmakesitok.tumblr.com/post/155890424291/of-conflicted-hearts-part-one ))

I was walking back to Kojuro’s study at the castle having delivered some messages to some of the retainers. Upon reaching the door I could hear Kojuro ask himself in a frustrated and impatient tone, “Where is it?” Entering the room, I watched as he tore apart his desk. Papers went noisily flying off the cluttered surface, gliding through the air gracelessly to the floor. My eyes widened in surprise at the sight.

               “What are you looking for?” I asked him in the hopes that I could help him find what he was looking for before he turned the room upside down.

               “Ah, Akiko, hello, I didn’t hear you come in,” He paused his search and greeted me. The corners of his lips turned up in a smile and his emerald eyes, full of affection, acknowledged my own. “I’m looking for my stamp to seal and send these letters off,” he said, quickly returning to his search.

               I giggled quietly as I stepped over to the desk. “Allow me milord,” I said, swiftly putting my hands on top of his to keep him from making an even bigger mess than he already had. He looked relieved  that I was taking over the search and got out of his chair and stepped to the side. I quickly organized everything into neat piles and found his stamp under some old documents that needed to be thrown out. “Here you are,” I told him as I outstretched my hand to give it to him.

               “Thank you Akiko. I swear, it is impossible to find anything in this place,” he remarked taking the stamp from my hand and placing it next to the letters he needed to seal.

               “Perhaps if you didn’t let it get so disorganized in here, it wouldn’t be so hard to find things,” I quipped.

He laughed, “Perhaps so. But lucky for me I have my precious girl here to help.” Lightly stroking my cheek with his large hand he planted a gentle kisses that traveled from my forehead to my lips. My hands were drawn to the back of his neck as I returned his kiss with my own. His other hand dropped down to the small of my back and he pulled me closer. Things were starting to get a little heated when we heard a knocking on the door.

“Kojuro? I’m coming in,” I recognized the familiar voice of Lord Masamune. Hurriedly we separate and I practically jump to the wall opposite of Kojuro. I am barely finished smoothing out my Kimono when Masamune entered the room.

“Hello Lord Masamune, I am nearly finished with those letters you asked for me to send out.” Lord Kojuro told him.

It only took Masamune a moment to notice that I was in the room as well, “Ah, Akiko, hello,” he looked back and forth at Kojuro and myself, “I hope I wasn’t interrupting something.”

Kojuro shook his head, “Of course not Milord. Is there something you needed?”

“Yes I am glad I caught you before sending those letters. I need to talk to you about this message I just received. Alone if that is alright,” Masamune said looking to me apologetically.

I was about to excuse myself when Kojuro beat me to it, “Akiko, perhaps you would like to go and take a break? I have had you running errands back and forth all day and I am sure you could use one.”

I bow and smile at them both, “Thank you, I’ll be on my way.” I left in a hurry, making sure to shut the door behind me.

I was on my way to the kitchens to help the maids in preparing supper when I heard a couple of retainers gossiping in the hallway. I hid myself around the corner, out of the men’s sight where I could just make out what they were saying, “That’s right, I heard that we are going to war again. Apparently our allies are requesting aid in their fight with—“

               I never got to hear the rest of the retainer’s conversation before a voice whispers right by my ear, “And what would we be doing hmm?” I jump, surprised at how close the voice was.  I placed my hand over my racing heart and take a breath trying to calm myself. That is when I realized who the voice belonged to.

               “Lord Shigezane!” I exclaimed turning around in an instant.

               “The one and only!” He said with a cheeky grin. He was standing barely a foot away from me, his closeness causing me to blush slightly. The embarrassment soon faded and confusion and curiosity took hold.

Shigezane was rarely in this part of the castle so I asked him, “What are you up to?”

He crossed his arms and raised a single eyebrow, “I believe I asked you first, Doll.”

“Lord Kojuro and Lord Masamune needed to speak privately so Kojuro let me take a break so I was just going to the kitchen’s to see if the maids needed any help with dinner, “ I answer his question, leaving out the part of my eavesdropping though it was likely very obvious.

“Only you would go find more work to do when you were told to take a break,” he chuckled.

“I am taking a break from work, I happen to enjoy cooking you know!” I laughed a little myself. “Either way, I told you what I was doing, your turn,” I said, trying to change the subject away from me.

“Actually I figured I’d find you in the kitchen so I was headed that way to come look for you,” he said with a friendly smile.

“Oh was there something you needed then?”

He nodded and his usually carefree face turned serious, “Yes actually, I need to tell you something, but not here. If you have time I would appreciate it if you would meet me out in the garden tonight after dinner is done. It’s something really important but I can’t have anyone else hear what I want to talk to you about.”

If he can’t tell me now, it really must be important to him so I readily agree with a reassuring smile, “Of course, after everything is cleaned up I will meet you there.”

His usual bright smile returned to his face, “Great, thanks Akiko! “ After that he took his leave and I headed to the kitchen.

To Be Continued…

( I promise part 3 will be up faster than part 2!!) @dreamsinparadise @wizardesslover tagging you who asked to be tagged when part 2 came out :)

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Akaashi, please tell Futakuchi to CHILL

futakuchi has been adequately chilled… just kidding, he unplugged the fridge to get in there. akaashi has learned to keep a closer eye on him from now on

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Originally posted by jeonify


GENRE: noona&youngerboy, smut

BACKGROUND: Jungkook’s first time had left him traumatized of having sex ever again. It had gone so far to the point that a rumor had even spread about him not being able to get hard-ons. You then decide to step in and prove the rumor wrong. What was supposed to be a simple test of theory leads to a night that you weren’t going to forget for the rest of your life.

AUTHORS NOTE: Omg I haven’t written something in so long. I’m so sorry this took me quite a while. This actually started as a drabble but I kind of got too into it and finished it into a full blown story. I’ll be working on the remaining requests sent to me before, soon I promise you guys, I’m just trying to come up with ideas! But I do hope you enjoy this, tell me what you think. 

Jeon, as forever, is a sinful little shit. 

If there are any errors, I am sorry about those! I did proof read but I know I still missed some. 


Your pen hangs off of your lips, fingers tapping lightly against the glass table as you study the boy in front of you. He has his face buried between the pages of his Physics book, eyes scanning through each paragraph in close precision, oblvious of your scrutiny. You slowly turn your logistics book shut, choosing to ignore your studies as the conversation you had with your brother during last night’s party flashes through your mind.

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Happy Valentines Day

Requested: valentines day imagine on valentines day?

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“How are you doing today, buddy?” Your roommate asks as she plops down on the couch next to you. She knows that you’re a little down today because it’s Valentines day so you get to see a ton of couples posting pictures together, but you’ll spend most of the day just missing your boyfriend and trying not to be sad about the fact that you won’t be able to spend Valentines Day together.

“I’m alright.” You reply shortly, not wanting to complain because you really don’t have anything to complain about. You’re just lucky to have Shawn, and you’re proud of everything he’s accomplished, so you won’t let yourself be upset that he can’t be here and that you haven’t even heard from him all day.

“I’m sorry,” She says, even though you said you were alright, she knows you’re not exactly. “Have you talked to him today at least?” She questions.

“Nah, he’s sleeping I think?” You respond because he hasn’t replied to anything you’ve sent him yet, but you’re just assuming with the time zones its probably the middle of the night where he is.

“It’ll just be that much better the next time you see him,” She tries to offer support.

“Thanks, really. I’m fine. It’s not a big deal.” 

She smiles sadly at you, and you hate that she pities you even though she’s not doing it intentionally. At least she drops the subject and you get to talk about other things that puts you in a bit of a better mood and gets your mind off the fact that it’s Valentines Day and you haven’t even heard anything from your boyfriend even though it’s nearly three in the afternoon where you are.

You decide to take a shower, something that normally just helps you to get your mind of things that are bothering you. You’ve probably sent Shawn about ten messages and he hasn’t replied to anything. That’s unlike him, but you know he gets busy sometimes and it isn’t his fault. Or he could be sleeping. Either way it sucks that of all days, he chose Valentines day to not reply to your messages.

When you get out of the shower and get dressed you check your phone again, half expecting to have no notifications, but you’re surprised to see that Shawn has finally texted you. Happy Valentines Day babe xx and the next message asks, Did you get the flowers? You feel a little better. At least he sent flowers, but you hadn’t received any flowers.

You’re alive. No, I haven’t? You reply.

Oh comes his immediate response, and then They should be there soon, are you home?

Yeah You click send and are starting to text him asking about his day just to see how he is, but your doorbell rings. You wonder if it is the flowers he sent, and if it is you’re thinking how it is really weird timing since he had just talked about it. You shake off the thought and open the door without even bothering to look through the peephole. You see the flowers first, probably two dozen red roses. There are so many flowers that you can’t even see the person holding them. You’re about to try to thank the guy who delivered them when the person moves the flowers and you actually see his face. You have to stop yourself from screaming, and your hand goes to your shocked mouth. “Shawn?” You say, not believing your eyes.

“Your flowers are here, baby.” He says, a cheeky grin on his face.

You just hug him tightly, despite the flowers being slightly in your way, then you usher him inside. He hands you the vase of flowers and you quickly put them down before finding yourself back in his arms. “Happy Valentines Day, darling.” He says softly into your ear and you can’t stop yourself from thinking how it really is a happy Valentines Day now that he’s here.

I just want to tell you that I love you. I know I pretend like I don’t but I do. And I’m sorry it took me so long to say it but I couldn’t risk having my heart broken until I realized I was breaking your heart instead. So, this is it. This is my profession of love for you. My frozen-in-time, all-or-nothing, embarrassing confession that I am in love with you and that I have been for years. Ever since that trip we took to the farm on halloween, the one where you got scared and I laughed, but what I never told you was that all I wanted to do was hold you and keep you safe. That was the moment I realized that I needed you and I’ve just been scared that if I ever said any of this you’d leave. That maybe I wouldn’t be good enough because you’re amazing and I’m just me. But now I see it. You look at me the same way I look at you. I was too blind to see it before but it’s not just me. We’re in this together. So please, just tell me I’m not crazy. Say you love me too.
—  All I ever wanted.
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Classmate Messenger (Part 4)

Namjoon X Reader

In a world where Soulmate Messenger —A text messaging service that connects you to your soulmate — dominates the dating industry, you find yourself receiving a very interesting text from an unknown number.

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we began to fail at the smaller things.
like the time we went ice skating and realized that the imbalances in our lives weren’t just metaphorical.
you weren’t happy.
and I had given up hope in trying to be your safe place.
so we argued a lot.
mostly about stupid things.
then the importance of the wars we fought against each other only grew more significant in time.
you started lying, unintentionally perhaps, because you didn’t want to hurt me so you never told me about the day you ran into your ex girlfriend and decided to run around the city.
it wouldn’t have meant anything if you had told me.
and you didn’t.
eventually i found out.
and in my attempt to feel less hurt, i fell in love with someone else.
and i am sorry for how long it took for me to say that.
i am sorry for the both of us and how much we failed to realize.
the truth is, we should have known.
because there came a time where you stopped calling and i wouldn’t hold your hand.
we overlooked these smaller things because even in the moments we were bad to each other, you wanted it to work as much as i did.
after all, it was you i shared dreams with.
we talked about marrying each other and never waking up beside other people.
eventually we did.
in time we ran out of dreams and the hope we harvested was left out in the rain for too long.
i am sorry that we weren’t kind to each other.
we should have been.
if i could go back in time, i would tell you this:
i may not love you anymore but there was a day where i did. thank you for trying as best as you could to love me in a way i was able to recognize. thank you for loving me in all my crookedness. thank you for being the one to share this with me.
—  @thewordsyouneverunderstood , things I would have said to you

AESTHETICS: THE 100 + KABBY IN THE CITY OF LIGHT 「2/
Marcus Kane & Abby Griffin

[this beautiful pic cr. goes fully to bonnie aka @cafewoozi thank yoU SO MUCH HONEsLTY GUYS I ONLY LIVE FOR BONNIE ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;]

hello everybody~ it’s aqsa back again with another follow forever!! since ive finally reached my goal of 1.7k (th ank you so much special s/o to vivi (@vitaminniedk like you are too kind for promoting me you didn’t have to ;A; ily! also to the last five followers that got me to this point: @simplewoozis @pur-est @munchiesthaoo @monsterkactus @cafedino !! tysm !!! u made my night!! ;u;)

so, in all, i wanted to make a ff to commemorate this wonderful moment!! this was meant to be done ages ago, but seeing as i had no time (or skill hah rip me) to actually create a decent ff i’ll just be sticking to the good old original style!! so, without further ado, let us begin~

also!! i cannot thank you enough! you don’t know how much your support means to me, honestly ;;; why are you even following my blog tbh im such a messy poster it’s ridiculous especially after i had the humongous hiatus over the summer ;A; ahh that’s what i really wanted to thank you for; you all have stayed with me even after almost 2 months of inactivity and i don’t know how to thank you for that ;__; you guys are so so sweet to me all the time and i never ever feel uncomfortable or stressed out on this site thanks to all of the lovely friends and followers i have gained throughout this year old blog :> you all make my life so much brighter with your stories and tidbits of excitement and its really invigorating to be a part of such a gracious community ;u; so once again, thank you so so so much; i have so much to say but if i do this will get way too long and that’s why i’ll do you all a favor and keep this short. i love you so so so so so so much and i sincerely hope that you all know how much appreciation i hold for you guys; let’s keep going on for a long time while we cheer our 20 boys on with everything they do!! :>

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mutuals 

✧  -we seem to have a lot in common + i’d love to get to know you better but im too shy ;; 

♡ -something special for you at the bottom~ 

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@17dad @17vernsol @1jh @a6 @bangtan @blondjihoon @brbjungkook @bts-trans @bts0726 @buingtans  @bwibelle @bwikooks @bwiyomi @cafewoozi @candycoups @cchims @channosaurus-rex@chokemejimin @cinnamingyu ♡ @cottontae @dailyseungkwan @daily-ten @diamondandl @dino-sir @dokyeomdoki@doyoungsforehead @eggki ♡  @fighthoshi @ftwonwoo @fy-ten @fyeahbangtaned @fyeah-leechan     

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@namdoom @namjoon @namseokie @pledis17 @prince-kook @princesschimchim @princeuji @qthansol @rapsae @scoupsanti @seoksjn @seungchul @seungheol @shantell @shitty17imagines @shuasoo@simplewooji @smenterslavement @smolgyu @soonhosh @spoilerhoshi  @suega @sugarjisoo @sugutie @sunqkwan @sugutie @svt-jiswoon  ♡  @syua @syubz @syubzi 

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@taecheol @taeyongfireeyes @thoteen @tutti-frutti-nct @twinkgyu @tyotyo @vernonlaugh @vitaminniedk@what17says @wonftwoo @wonnhao @wonswooning  @wydkook  @yoonmin @yutagf  @zabibo

[if we are mutuals and i forgot to bold please do let me know!]

also big s/o to these followers who have been with me since the beginning or always show my blog lots of love; i see and appreciate you all so much :> and i may be forgetting some as well but just know that i know you’re there supporting me and i really feel your love so thank you! ily all forever and ever!!

@producerwooji @bee-nzino @scoups4lyfe @sugaaka @huangzi-taozi @eatboo @boo-dynasty @rosaliewatson @telekinesoo @notquitegorgeous @alexislexlexi @sweaterpxw @tookorean (jackIE AGH TY FOR YOUR SUPPORT ;;;) @cannotchoose @tallyiaboo @acetrainerattorney @usrnpt @callmeexodus and many many more!! sorry i can’t fit you all ;A;

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Mine

Author: really-meg

Pairing: Reader X Scott McCall

Warnings: NSFW the usual what u expected

Word Count: 1,195

Requested: “Scott McCall: where the reader is a werewolf and is Scotts mate but he doesn’t want to admit it but then gets jealous when he sees a guy flirting with her and then there’s smutt and fluff? Please and thank you! Love the way you capture Scott!”

A/N: I AM SO SO SO SORRY I’m so sorry this took me so long somehow it got forgotten in my mess of a life and you prob got tired of waiting and blocked me or something but if your reading this please forgive me!!!!!!!!

You and Scott McCall were never one to meet eye to eye. You hadn’t known him for that long, only since Sophomore year and it was because Derek had turned you into a werewolf. Scott was a bit reluctant to let you into his pack finally giving in. The rest of his pack welcomed you with open arms eventually adding more and more people until you looked more like a crazy sci-fi television show than a werewolf pack.

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MC is on their period (RFA+V)

Here ya go. V under the cut as usual. I am sooo sorry it took so long, I hope you can forgive me x - Mod 606.


Jaehee: She knows what you’re going through. She’ll keep your cycles written on the calendar if you’re regular so that neither of you will forget when they come. Always has pain reliever handy just in case your cramps get too painful for you to handle. Carries around an extra pair of pants and underwear for you.

Jumin: Looks up online how to help because he has little to no experience with a person on their period. Buys every kind of period medication he sees at the store, gets ten different heating pads, six boxes of tampons, three family sized bags of pads, a gallon of ice cream, and a box of tissues. “Jumin… why the tissues?” “… I read on the internet that you’ll be crying a lot.” 

Yoosung: Will probably ask you if you can bleed out from having a period. Might treat you like you’re a sick patient. Always asking if you’re okay, if you want him to help you shower, if you need any snacks or something to drink. He’ll start to hover the second you tell him it’s that time of the month.

Zen: Totally the type of dude to try and fix your cramps by fucking them out of you. “Orgasms are a good way to cure the pain, right?” Will lay in bed and watch movies with you while rubbing your stomach when he has the time. Gives you tons of attention. Laughs when you lash out at him for eating all the chocolate. 

707: Acts like he’s on his period, too. Gets really clingy. Always wants you around him. Tries to convince you that if you think hard enough your period will just go away. Checks the back of your pants for you when you’re out in public without making a big deal of it to make sure you haven’t got any stains. 

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Jokers Daughter Imagine: What We’ve Been Waiting For

Request: Hi!!! I love your blog so much and I was wondering if you could do a joker x harley where harley finds out she’s pregnant and is scared to tell joker and the story continues through the kid being born and becomes a joker x harley x daughter story. Thanks so much!!!

@dysfunctional–wonderland  Thank you so much for the compliment and request :) (sorry it took so long)

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Harley sat on the bed holding the pregnancy test in her shaking hands. She was never scared of anything even when she was Harleen, but now she was riddled with fear. How am I going to tell Puddin, what’s he going to say, do, will he still love me? Her mind was racing uncontrollably and she started to get teary eyed. She shook her head back and forth causing her pigtails to fly everywhere trying to bring herself back to reality. She couldn’t spend time worrying herself. No matter what she did he was going to find out eventually. She hoped off the bed and tip toed down the hall to the Jokers office. She took every movement as slow as possible, clutching the pregnancy test behind her back. She peaked her head in the door and saw him working at his desk.

“Pu..Puddin, can I talk to you for a quick sec?” she asked softly 

“mmmhh” he was deep in whatever he was working on but gave her a hand signal to enter. She sat and spun around in the chair across from him for what felt like forever, without uttering a word.

“Harls…” he inquired raising an eyebrow to look at her.

“What puddin?” 

“You said you needed to talk?”


“Who me? Oh no no” she giggled nervously and joker shrugged it off.

“Puddin?”

“Yes.” he said sternly starting to get annoyed.

“Can I talk to you for a quick sec?” she said twirling her pigtail between her fingers.

“Oh for fucks sake just spit it out would ya Harls!” he shouted at her

“Don’t ya yell at me ya clown!” she shouted back shooting out of her seat.

“I WILL YELL WHENEVER I WA-” his words were cut off when Harley threw the pregnancy test on his desk.

He immediately stood up out of his chair and put his hands on the desk to make sure he didn’t collapse. He knew what it was and what it meant. His heart wasn’t pounding, in fact it didn’t seem to be beating at all. He felt like he had left his body and was watching this unfold from above. He looked up at Harley, who couldn’t hold back her tears any longer. Her mouth was open slightly wanting to speak but she couldn’t get the words out. The Joker’s stomach felt both empty and a strange sense of warmth.

“Harley.” he stated her name.

“..yeah puddin?” she was so nervous she didn’t know if he was going to flip the desk or just walk out.

“This is highly unsanitary.” he said smirking at her.

“Puddin please let’s be serious for once, I don’t want to either but we have to!” she pleaded with him.

“hey hey hey” he walked around his desk to her. “Calm down would ya?” he wrapped his arms around her and she rested her head on his chest focusing her eyes on his tattoo to take her mind off of crying. “I’m sorry.” he whispered in her ear.

“Sorry? For what puddin?” she felt his hand go over her stomach.

“I’m sorry for yelling in front of the baby.” his voice was low and gentle. “You know I don’t handle change very well.” 

The nine months went by fast at times and agonizing slow at others. Joker tried to put on a good face for his queen as much as he could, but like her he was nervous as well even though he would never admit it. Some days he would stay locked in his office or drive in his lambo for hours on end. The Joker never thought things through, he just acted and was used to it. Harley was the only person that had ever made him look inside himself and now she was doing it again. He’d drive as fast as he could until the sun came up aggravated that he was having normal thoughts. What type of father would I be to my son? Would he take after me? Do I want him to take after me? All those thoughts and more swirled in his head. He was out on one of his late night drives trying to relax when he got the text from Frost. 

“It’s time boss.”

 He took a moment to process it, going almost numb but comfortably numb. He shifted and drove to the hospital. If anything Joker was the planner during all of this. He had taken a member of each doctors and nurses family hostage months in advance to make sure Harley could get proper care in the hospital. Warned them that if they didn’t take care of her and his future son or if the cops showed up he’d slit the throats of wives and husbands and children alike.

When he got to the hospital the sight of Harley screaming in the hospital bed made it hard for him to stand up. He didn’t know what to do. He had killed people for just looking at her in a bad way before and now he was totally powerless when she was in complete pain. He circled the hospital bed doing the only thing he knew how to, intimidate the doctors and threaten them to make her feel better. 

“Puddin!” she screamed but he wasn’t sure if she wanted him to hold her or just wanted to scream his name. Strange how much like sex this is he thought. ‘PUDDIN!” she screamed louder and extended her hand and he immediately raced over and grabbed it. 

He rested the gun on the side table, he never put his gun down in front of strangers, and comforted her as much as he could. Her nails dug so deep into his skin they drew blood but he didn’t even notice the pain. All he could think about was how beautiful his queen looked. She was going through all this pain and she was doing it for him. Will you live for me? The words he asked her so long ago echoed in his head. He believed her when she said yes, but there was always a part of him that doubted he could be loved. Not anymore. She was so devoted and loved him so much she was giving him a son. The Joker didn’t know what to do with what he was feeling. The world was becoming a great big blur that the only thing that snapped him out of it was the crying of the little baby.

He looked at Harley who drew a big sigh of relief and rested her head back and then he saw you. He looked at the doctor holding you and went into a rage. He grabbed his gun and pointed it at the doctor.

“GIVE ME MY SON!” he screamed and you cried louder in the doctors arms.

“uh…uh ye…yes sir.. of course. But sir… please don’t hurt us but… It’s a girl.” the doctor said shaking trying not to drop you. 

The Joker lost control of his grip and the gun dropped to his side. A girl. A girl. A girl. the words just kept repeating in his head. A nurse grabbed you from the doctors arms who was now pale white with fear. She walked him over to the Joker trying to keep her composure and handed you out to him. He had thought about the moment of the birth every day. He expected, even though he hated admitting it to himself, that he would be frightened, at a loss, vulnerable as to what to do. He just assumed it would be a boy. He thought he was a guy so he would know what to do better. What would he teach a girl? How would he raise a girl? The only girl he ever bothered to get to know was Harley. He reached for you without hesitation and cradled you in his arms.

You stopped crying when your little body felt the warmth of his chest. The Joker looked down at your big blue eyes staring at him, it felt like they were looking directly into his soul.

“get out..” he whispered to the nurse and they all scattered to freedom outside the door.

He sat down in the chair next to Harleys bed. She leaned over to trace her finger tips alone your forehead and nose. 

“Puddin we have a daughter! Do you believe it?!” the Joker looked at his Queen in adoration. Even after all the pain she just went through she was as bubbly as ever. He saw the glee and purity in her smile and couldn’t help but mimic it.

He felt you moving around in hi arms and all of a sudden felt like the strongest man in the world. A daughter. Our daughter. My daughter. He never took his eyes off of yours. He was captivated by you. He felt like he could fight anymore and would fight anyone for you. He wanted to kiss you but he felt like he wasn’t worthy to kiss you. As you moved around in his arms letting out little noises he leaned down to whisper into your ear.

“princess… I don’t know if you understand me… but I need to tell ya something kid.” he watched as you responded to his voice. The first voice you ever heard was his and that thought made his heart flutter. “You’re my little girl ya hear. You’re the clown princess. Mommy and I might be a bunch of kooks but now you’re my little looney tune.” 

Harley turned to her side and cuddled up with her pillow admiring the moment. She felt fulfilled and the happiest she had ever been, happier than she thought she could be.

“No ones ever gonna hurt ya. If they do ya just tell me okay?” you let out a noise that could have been anything but he took it as a giggle. “You hear that Harley? Our baby girl has your laugh!” the Joker cackled and it was like a lullabye to you. You fell asleep in his arms. 

He looked at Harley and leaned over to kiss her then his attention went back to you. He finally worked up the courage to kiss you. He pressed his lips gently on your forehead. My girl. My clown princess.

He leaned back and studied your face. There was only one thing left to do.

“Let’s go home.”

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It took waaay to long for me to finally do this request I am sorry…

Welp, here you go. The strangest circus in your life.
1. The mighty magician Ghetsis, his pretty assistant Colress and their victim sideshow N (who actually does all job alone, escaping the trap box within 20 seconds behind the curtains, while Ghetsis is doing his “magical” moves)
2. Cyrus is a mix of a acrobat, a balancer and a juggler. His shows always take place at high altitude and always are space-themed. They look pretty stunning tho.
3. Maxie is a walking volcano in tights, a fire breather. He is always super serious during his shows and thinks he looks pretty cool breathing fire. Hovewer after shows Archie barely kisses him.
4. Pretty obvious, I think. Archie works with sea creatures as a trainer and he loves them all really much. He named on of his seal as “Maxie” and that drives insane the real one Maxie.
5. Again, pretty obvious. Lysandre is a rich and cool lion trainer. He is also sponsoring the circus (I don’t know why is he doing that seriously). He also loves to talk with a cute french vet who works with his lions. 
6. Just no comments.

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do you understand what you’ve done?
you have 90 minutes to complete. (insp.)

i am so sorry that this took so long for me to put out – december was not kind and i had family things to do on christmas day and today was the only time i could get to a laptop. but @gunbitchalicia - i’m your secret santa and sorry that i couldn’t send you more messages like i want too but here is the graphic that i promised! – i also promised it wouldn’t be angsty – i lied. 

also big thank you to @swan-heda for putting this together!