i am so sorry idek what this is

Draco Flirting with Harry

Draco: Harry, are you a Mandrake? ‘Cause I was petrified before I met you and you brought me back to life.

Harry: No, Draco, a Mandrake, that’d be you. ‘Cause every time I hear you speak I literally want to die.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!🎊🎈🎆

anonymous asked:

YO WADDUP can i have some Kara/Lena fic recs pls?

Sure thing! Here’s my faves in alphabetical order. So it’s organized alsdkfj.

12″ by 8″ - muli-chapter - wip - CH: 11/? - Synopsis: Objectively, it’s a beautiful photograph. A high definition immortalisation of a kiss in the sky, two figures pressed impossibly close, hands tangled in hair and around waists as they hover sixty storeys in the air, illuminated gently by the neon of the CatCo Worldwide Media sign. But all she really sees when she looks at it is proof of Lena Luthor cheating on Kara Danvers. /// The one where Cat discovers that Lena’s stepping out with Supergirl (and decides to deal with the problem herself).

And They Were Roommates - multi-chapter - completed - CH: 2/2 - Synopsis:  Roommate AU.

Angel With a Broken Wing - oneshot - Synopsis: End of 2x08. Kara thanks Lena for her help.

A Knight to Remember - multi-chapter - wip - CH: 19/? - Synopsis:  Kara enters a sword-fighting tournament and wins the affections of princess Lena.

A Summer Sort of Girl - oneshot - Synopsis:  or…four times Lena didn’t know and the one time she did. 

Avoidance Strategies - muli-chapter - wip - CH: 5/? -  Synopsis: the one where Lena breaks up with Kara to keep her safe (from Lex’s men, from her world, from Lena herself), is heartbroken, and tries to distract herself by rebounding with Supergirl

Exception - oneshot - Synopsis:  or…four times lena doesn’t believe in love and the one time she does.

Extraordinary - oneshot - Synopsis:  or…lena comes to kara’s rescue. literally.

Family - oneshot - Synopsis:  or…kara tells everyone about lena.

Good Days Starts With Coffee and You - oneshot - Synopsis:  The ten times Lena enters the coffeeshop and encounters Kara.

Handling It - oneshot - Synopsis: Lena has a crush on Kara and she was handling it, until one day she wasn’t.

Here Comes Morning - oneshot - Synopsis: we didn’t get an ending supercorp scene so- sorry idek what this is

I Always Want You -  multi-chapter - completed - CH: 24/24 - Synopsis: Supercorp Hogwarts AU!

Inevitable - oneshot - Synopsis:  or…lena finds out about kara

It Runs In the Family - oneshot - Synopsis: I am so disappointed with this episode I waited so long to see katie mcgrath again and i did and she was so pretty but at what cost.anger writing is surprisingly therapeutic. this is what should’ve been a part of the winding-down scenes in 2x08, written in a furor as soon as I finished watching- let’s all just collectively repress the mon-el kiss now.

Lord, Save Me from Your Followers - multi-chapter - completed - CH: 8/8 - Synopsis: A tumblr prompt, spiraled out of control. Kara, perhaps out of a want for thoroughness in her story, perhaps out of a Millennial-born urge to creep on a the social media of a woman she finds intriguing, discovers that Lena Luthor has a pretty active following on Instagram one afternoon not long after their first meeting. She debates it, just for a moment, before following Lena.

My Own Private Gym - multip-chapter - wip - CH: 10/? -  Synopsis: Tumblr Prompt: Can you do something like lena goes to gym and see kara and you know…

Oblivious - multi-chapter - completed - CH: 5/5 - Synopsis: Lena has a crush on Kara. Lena’s too afraid to tell Kara. Obviously the only solution is to make Kara jealous by dating Supergirl.

Pictures and Notifications - muli-chapter - wip - CH: 7/? - Synopsis: Supercorp Social Media AU.

Soulmate Marks - oneshot - Synopsis: “ For most of her life, Lena’s soul marks were nothing less than very confusing.”

Supergirl In Training - multi-chapter - wip - CH: 6/? - Synopsis: Lena Luthor doesn’t plan to have any kids. Or to get married, even, really. After the revelation that she is actually of Luthor blood after all, she’s quite set on ending the family line with her and not taking the risk of any more drama.Then Lorelai L. Danvers crashes into her life, claiming to be her seventeen year old daughter from the future.

Wrap A Tape Measure Around Her Sorry Little Kryptonian Heart While You’re At It - oneshot - Synopsis: An overpowered assailant, clearly equipped with the necessary gear to weaken a Kryptonian, nearly destroys both Lena Luthor’s office and the Girl of Steel herself. Supergirl, a hair away from breaking limbs and cracking a skull, manages to defeat the assassin. However, what Kara may consider another day’s success for her and the DEO flunks Lena’s standards. The CEO of L-Corp decides that Supergirl should not simply make do with her self-destructive lifestyle and takes it upon herself to upgrade the Kryptonian’s suit.

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NU’EST | NU’EST W

We will wait for you, Minhyun. Will you wait for us?

DYLAN O’BRIEN x READER IMAGINE

12. “Stop judging me”
20.  “Open up, I got McDonald’s.”

A/N: I wanted to try this text message thing and this is my first ever written like this sooo tell me your opinion about this one & if I should do more text message imagines. Sorry it took so long ily

Warnings: uh none? Just fluff and McDonald’s is mentioned. Gif is not mine, credits to the owner.

Originally posted by sirisaacnewtmas


Dylan:
Where r u

Y/N:
Home

Dylan:
Are u still mad at me?
read 9:48pm

Dylan:
Oh c'mon, your ignoring me now?

Y/N:
You’re*

Dylan:
shut up

Y/N:  
🙂

Dylan:
Don’t be mad

Y/N:
Um, I am going to be mad for a while, you idiot

Dylan:
Idek why ur mad at me because I didn’t do anything?

Y/N:  
What the hell

Y/N:
You ditched me at the bar where I never even wanted to go and I tried to find you and then I found u talking to a group of girls and then some jerk spilled his drink and then I smelled like beer and u didn’t even notice

Dylan:
Then why did u came if u didn’t want to

Y/N:
I wanted to hang out with u

Dylan:
wait, are u jealous
read 9:56pm

Dylan:
Do you LIKE me???
delivered 9:56pm

Dylan:
Do not close your phone
delivered 9:57pm

Dylan:  
Come back
Come back  
Come back
Come back
delivered 9:57pm

Dylan:  
Ok I’m coming over
delivered 9:59pm

Dylan:
I’m outside
read 10:20pm

Y/N:
Ok

Dylan:
Open the door please

Y/N:  
Nope

Dylan:
C'mon

Y/N:
Go away I’m going to sleep

Dylan:
Open up, I got McDonald’s

Y/N:
Proof

Dylan sent a picture  

Y/N went to open her door and streched her hand out. 

“Give me my food.” 

“I’m not going to give you these if you don’t let me in”, Dylan answered. Y/N snorted and let him in. She grabbed the brown paperback with McDonald’s logo on the side and went to the kitchen without saying anything to him. Dylan followed and sat across her staring her as her eyes brightened when she saw her favorites inside.  She put the foods on the table and Dylan reached his arm in order to steal couple of french fries but his hand got slapped away.

“Dude”, she said with a cautionary tone.

“Sharing is caring”, he said and tried again.

“Do not steal my food or I’ll dye your hair pink while you’re asleep.” Dylan looked at her smirking a little. “Somebody’s being overprotective over their food.”

“Don’t judge me, I’ll consider forgiving you after I’m done with these.” There was a moment of silence until Dylan spoke again.

“So, about last night..”  

Y/N interrupted. “Please, don’t.”

“We need to talk, I’ll forget it after we’ve talked, okay?” Y/N thought about it and eventually she nodded.

“I am extremely sorry about ditching you. The girl group kind of  surrounded me and I had no idea you felt like that and you know I would never do anything to upset you, right?” He looked like a sad puppy and you tried your best to not go over and wrap your arms around him.  

“Yeah, that’s okay”, Y/N said smiling softly.  

“No, it’s not okay. I promised myself I would do everything to protect you from stuff like this and it hurts like hell because, well, I like you a lot.” Y/N looked at him like she had just seen a ghost.

“You what?”

“I like you more than I should.” Y/N grabbed rest of her french fries and slide them over the table to Dylan.

“Feelings are mutual”, she smiled and blushed. They stared at each other for a while until Dylan stood up and pulled Y/N from her chair.

“Since both of us just confessed our feelings, do you think it’s okay if I kiss you now?” He whispered hand still on her hand.

“I think it’s more than okay”, she whispered back and pulled him closer so she could reach kiss him. The kiss got pretty intense and a moment later you pulled away to catch your breath.

“You taste like french fries”, Dylan said and tried to hold his laughter.  

“Oh shut up”, Y/N laughed and kissed him again.

anonymous asked:

Hi Jo! I always see people complaining about 8am classes and I jsut don't get it I mean I've been taking 7am classes since i was 11 so 8am ones sound like heaven to me ???

u poor soul  well, honestly, it kinda depends on what kind of people are complaining about 8am classes (hs or uni) 

bUT tbh your question can be answered by psych and Science! but i think it’s is kinda like 

okay so humans are adaptable, right? we’re flexible and we can change and get used to things quickly- especially when it’s beneficial or helpful to us or when we like the thing. so when people know what it’s like to not have to get up early in the mornings, when they’re forced to, they don’t like it. 

so 8 am classes are miserable bc we wake up and then go to school, of all things and we’re used to 8 am classes and we don’t like it. it’s the same for us like for you, except an hour earlier, it’s like we would be super envious of nyone who only had to start classes at 9? 

smh idek if i’m making any sense lmaooo sorry i can’t answer your question properly bb

Three Seems To Be A Lucky Number

Okay, my sweets, in the grand old tradition of my writing history, I have nervously returned with a completely random sort of Drabble and I would just like to say in advance, I am so sorry that this is what I decided to return with, lmfao, fml. Idek, I just wanted to write something cliched and typical, and I’ve been taking my inspiration where I can get it, so I hope it isn’t as terrible as I worry it might be ^^

♡Lil’ Disclaimer♡
Genre: Smut/Fluff/AU/Might as well be a Drabble for me (less that 5k words)
Requested: My apologies, no.
Warnings: possibly crude smut, other than that, I can’t think of anything. This is a very, very tame one for me ^^)


Originally posted by grape-joon

Originally posted by jeonify


“Just five more push ups, and you’re free to do whatever you want for the rest of the night, I promise…“ It sounds like a nice compromise, I know it does.
But that doesn’t mean it actually is, or that it’s a manageable feat. Which it is not.
What my boyfriend, the guy whose currently playing the role of my drill sergeant, can’t seem to accept, is that my core strength happens to be nonexistent. There is no way I’m doing even one more push up. It’s a miracle I made it to the first five, let alone the even ten this torturer is insisting I achieve. What more does this guy even want from me?
I mean, to me, five seems like a nice solid number. Why try for more?
"Jeon, I really don’t think I can,” I whine, without a hint of grace. My arms feel limp, and I’m not sure my brain can convince my muscles to tense up enough to lift my upper body, even if I wanted to.
“What if I buy you ice cream, is that incentive enough for you?” He offers, quite literally sweetening the deal but I’m still not sure it’s enough, and to be quite frank I just don’t wanna.
Honestly why my lazy ass thought it would be a good idea to date a personal trainer is beyond me. Three months in, and I finally see it was a stupid idea.
“Stop sulking. You asked me to do this remember?” He reminds me, unnecessarily.
I do remember, unfortunately.

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KnB Idol AU. The GoM is the most famous idol group in Japan ofc. Kuroko is also a famous idol, but nobody seems to have actually met him off his work. He always appears in different outfits–different hair color, eyes, and all (even as a girl sometimes). Nobody knows his actual appearance, except for his family, his closest friends (probably Kagami or Ogiwara or both), and his manager. Anyway, Kuroko is a GoM fanboy and he’s completely obsessed with Akashi–like, he’s always buying Akashi merchandise, goes to GoM events so he could fanboy over the love of his life, etc. Unknown to him, Akashi’s also a hardcore fanboy of, none other than, him. Akashi has a photo collection of every event Kuroko appeared in, video clips of every shows Kuroko had guested in, every magazine Kuroko had been part of, etc. Then, there was this one time Akashi came across Kuroko while he was at work. He waited for the shoot to end, and stalked followed Kuroko to god knows where (probably his home), but it ended in failure. Kuroko had already crossed the street and Akashi was left on the other side as the light had already turned green. A truck passed, then whoosh Kuroko’s gone. Akashi couldn’t believe it. He was disappointed, at a loss because how the fuck could the guy just disappear in a matter of two seconds?? But, well, Akashi always loves a challenge.

I’M SO SORRY–

kpopfanstan  asked:

okey dokey here you go... i will send 1 at a time :) GOT7 & MX reaction: coming home and finding you in a pillow fort... what the reader is doing in there is up to you... but i would be listening to soothing music laying on my back, snacks at my side i would of totally ridged some string to hold up a manga( or tablet to read one) above my head so all i have to do is turn the page (or swipe) =^_^= sounds so relaxing

OMG THIS HAS BEEN IN MY INBOX FOR SO LONG I AM SO SORRY OML!!!! Idek if you still follow me or if you’re still active…. I am so sorry!!!! I’ll do GOT7 for this one: 

Jackson: He would be so excited to come home to see the fort. Probably after a long day of practice and super tired, but as soon as he sees the pillow fort he’ll be so excited again. He would 100% crawn in to the fort right away. Cuddles before both of you fall asleep. 

“Why didn’t you tell me?” 

Originally posted by jiminsvwife

Mark: A smile would appear on his face as soon as he saw the pillow fort. All the pretty lights and cosy atmosphare. No hesitation if he should join! Would turn into a cuddle monster. 

“I would’ve helped you if you just asked!” 

Originally posted by marksseunie

Youngjae: TALKING ABOUT CUDDLE MONSTER! Even if you were having a quiet time by yourself earlier, not anymore. He would turn this into a sleepover party in 0.2 seconds. You had had your time alone and was happy that he showed up to make you laugh and talk about anything and everything all night. 

“So this is where you’ve been hiding?” 

Originally posted by markificent

JB: You would maybe think he would be “too old” for pillow forts, but think again! Honestly I see him as someone who would love it, but sort of keep it as a secret from the other members. It was nothing new to him to find you in a pillow fort when he came home. 

“You built it without me this time?” 

Originally posted by got7europe

Jinyoung: He probably wouldn’t really notice at first at all, in his eyes it was just a mess in the living room until he saw a part of your leg sticking out, which made him curious. 

“What are you doing in there?” 

Originally posted by got7-out

Bam bam: “PILLOW FORT?! YAAASSS” Idk what’s wrong with me pls send help

Originally posted by strxctlygotseven

Yugyeom: Cuddles? Snacks? count him in! 

“I should’ve gotten here earlier” 

Originally posted by magiccastles

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1x04 | 1x05

anonymous asked:

Katsudon-vitya x hmfl

DETROIT???!?!?!?!

a heartfelt tribute to fanboy and how the mighty fall (in love)

“i can’t believe this,” I said, putting my hands on my hips. My name is Victor Nikiforov and I am a best-selling author, and it looks like my rival, the mysterious KY, is dropping their book on the same day as my own book release!! Omg!! Can’t a best-selling author catch a break?? :( 

I ran a hand threw my short silver hair and tapped my foot impatiently. I was wearing plain converse that day because I’m an author and don’t really need to go out. XD

“Vitya!” my publisher Yakov yelled. OMG that’s me! (“Vitya” is a nickname for Victor in case you got confused haha). Yakov is always yelling! That’s just his thing XD. Even though I know Yakov is a huge softy and loves me heh~~ He has believed in me from the beginning oh my gosh :3 Yakov is so good to me. “This is not the time to be worrying yourself over such trivial things!” Yakov, are you kidding me?? This is my career don’t call my career trivial omfg it’s yak-over (haha get it XD) 

(I throw a lot of puns in my novels, too!! I think that’s why people love it so much. I try to be really original with them, also.) 

“You have a book signing to go to,” Yakov told me. 

“Ohm y gosh!” I squealed. This was the best news omg I love signing things hahaha I practice my autograph a lot. “Where is the book signing?” I asked him. 

“It’s in Detroit! And your flight is in two hours!”

I gasped. Detroit…??? But that’s…

“That’s where KY is!” I screamed. 

***timeskip***

I walked into the bookstore with my favorite pen. I even brought a backup pen just in case it ran out of ink!! i’m Victor Nikiforov and I have  a lot of fans who may want my signature, so I needed to be prepared you know~~ 

When the book signing wrapped up, I ended up going through four pens! OMG it was so embarrassing because I had to borrow the other two pens from the bookstore people wahhh I’m so unprofessional </3

I started to walk out the bookstore when BAM omg I ran into a wall. Ouch it hurt so much OTL

Omg wait, not a wall! A boy!!! 

Oh wow he was a hottie! And he was holding his book in my hand. Extra hottie points because he clearly had good taste!

“I’m sorry I’m late,” he said. He was wearing glasses and he had messy black hair and he was so kawaii I think I was going to die just looking at him! “Could you still sign my copy?” he asked me. “I’m Yuuri, by the way.” 

I knew this was my chance. “Only if you get coffee with me, Yuuri,” I told him. 

Yuuri seemed to be caught off-guard by this question (so cute right XD of course I want to get coffee with you, Yuuri!!), but eventually he agreed.

Omg we’re going to get coffee tomorrow! Detroit was amazing so far! 

AN: Sorry this start is so slow! They will definitely get married next chapter~

Daniel in Crisis

30 Days of Phan Drabbles Day 23

Daniel in Crisis | Phil hadn’t meant to find out Dan’s secret, he’d just happened upon it while borrowing his laptop, and now he wants to do anything he can to make Dan feel okay about his sexuality. Even if that means pretending to be an anonymous stranger on a dodgy website. | Phan | Teen and Up | 638 Words

Disclaimer: In no way do I pretend that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

Prompt:  Maybe Dan and Phil are communicating over some social networking site, but are anonymous, but one knows who the other is, but the other has no clue. The one that doesn’t know reveals he’s gay, but when the response comes ‘that’s not bad’ he replies 'it’s ny best friend and flatmate’. I hope you can understand this.

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