i am so sorry idek what this is



anonymous asked:

YO WADDUP can i have some Kara/Lena fic recs pls?

Sure thing! Here’s my faves in alphabetical order. So it’s organized alsdkfj.

12″ by 8″ - muli-chapter - wip - CH: 11/? - Synopsis: Objectively, it’s a beautiful photograph. A high definition immortalisation of a kiss in the sky, two figures pressed impossibly close, hands tangled in hair and around waists as they hover sixty storeys in the air, illuminated gently by the neon of the CatCo Worldwide Media sign. But all she really sees when she looks at it is proof of Lena Luthor cheating on Kara Danvers. /// The one where Cat discovers that Lena’s stepping out with Supergirl (and decides to deal with the problem herself).

And They Were Roommates - multi-chapter - completed - CH: 2/2 - Synopsis:  Roommate AU.

Angel With a Broken Wing - oneshot - Synopsis: End of 2x08. Kara thanks Lena for her help.

A Knight to Remember - multi-chapter - wip - CH: 19/? - Synopsis:  Kara enters a sword-fighting tournament and wins the affections of princess Lena.

A Summer Sort of Girl - oneshot - Synopsis:  or…four times Lena didn’t know and the one time she did. 

Avoidance Strategies - muli-chapter - wip - CH: 5/? -  Synopsis: the one where Lena breaks up with Kara to keep her safe (from Lex’s men, from her world, from Lena herself), is heartbroken, and tries to distract herself by rebounding with Supergirl

Exception - oneshot - Synopsis:  or…four times lena doesn’t believe in love and the one time she does.

Extraordinary - oneshot - Synopsis:  or…lena comes to kara’s rescue. literally.

Family - oneshot - Synopsis:  or…kara tells everyone about lena.

Good Days Starts With Coffee and You - oneshot - Synopsis:  The ten times Lena enters the coffeeshop and encounters Kara.

Handling It - oneshot - Synopsis: Lena has a crush on Kara and she was handling it, until one day she wasn’t.

Here Comes Morning - oneshot - Synopsis: we didn’t get an ending supercorp scene so- sorry idek what this is

I Always Want You -  multi-chapter - completed - CH: 24/24 - Synopsis: Supercorp Hogwarts AU!

Inevitable - oneshot - Synopsis:  or…lena finds out about kara

It Runs In the Family - oneshot - Synopsis: I am so disappointed with this episode I waited so long to see katie mcgrath again and i did and she was so pretty but at what cost.anger writing is surprisingly therapeutic. this is what should’ve been a part of the winding-down scenes in 2x08, written in a furor as soon as I finished watching- let’s all just collectively repress the mon-el kiss now.

Lord, Save Me from Your Followers - multi-chapter - completed - CH: 8/8 - Synopsis: A tumblr prompt, spiraled out of control. Kara, perhaps out of a want for thoroughness in her story, perhaps out of a Millennial-born urge to creep on a the social media of a woman she finds intriguing, discovers that Lena Luthor has a pretty active following on Instagram one afternoon not long after their first meeting. She debates it, just for a moment, before following Lena.

My Own Private Gym - multip-chapter - wip - CH: 10/? -  Synopsis: Tumblr Prompt: Can you do something like lena goes to gym and see kara and you know…

Oblivious - multi-chapter - completed - CH: 5/5 - Synopsis: Lena has a crush on Kara. Lena’s too afraid to tell Kara. Obviously the only solution is to make Kara jealous by dating Supergirl.

Pictures and Notifications - muli-chapter - wip - CH: 7/? - Synopsis: Supercorp Social Media AU.

Soulmate Marks - oneshot - Synopsis: “ For most of her life, Lena’s soul marks were nothing less than very confusing.”

Supergirl In Training - multi-chapter - wip - CH: 6/? - Synopsis: Lena Luthor doesn’t plan to have any kids. Or to get married, even, really. After the revelation that she is actually of Luthor blood after all, she’s quite set on ending the family line with her and not taking the risk of any more drama.Then Lorelai L. Danvers crashes into her life, claiming to be her seventeen year old daughter from the future.

Wrap A Tape Measure Around Her Sorry Little Kryptonian Heart While You’re At It - oneshot - Synopsis: An overpowered assailant, clearly equipped with the necessary gear to weaken a Kryptonian, nearly destroys both Lena Luthor’s office and the Girl of Steel herself. Supergirl, a hair away from breaking limbs and cracking a skull, manages to defeat the assassin. However, what Kara may consider another day’s success for her and the DEO flunks Lena’s standards. The CEO of L-Corp decides that Supergirl should not simply make do with her self-destructive lifestyle and takes it upon herself to upgrade the Kryptonian’s suit.

anonymous asked:

Hi Jo! I always see people complaining about 8am classes and I jsut don't get it I mean I've been taking 7am classes since i was 11 so 8am ones sound like heaven to me ???

u poor soul  well, honestly, it kinda depends on what kind of people are complaining about 8am classes (hs or uni) 

bUT tbh your question can be answered by psych and Science! but i think it’s is kinda like 

okay so humans are adaptable, right? we’re flexible and we can change and get used to things quickly- especially when it’s beneficial or helpful to us or when we like the thing. so when people know what it’s like to not have to get up early in the mornings, when they’re forced to, they don’t like it. 

so 8 am classes are miserable bc we wake up and then go to school, of all things and we’re used to 8 am classes and we don’t like it. it’s the same for us like for you, except an hour earlier, it’s like we would be super envious of nyone who only had to start classes at 9? 

smh idek if i’m making any sense lmaooo sorry i can’t answer your question properly bb

Three Seems To Be A Lucky Number

Okay, my sweets, in the grand old tradition of my writing history, I have nervously returned with a completely random sort of Drabble and I would just like to say in advance, I am so sorry that this is what I decided to return with, lmfao, fml. Idek, I just wanted to write something cliched and typical, and I’ve been taking my inspiration where I can get it, so I hope it isn’t as terrible as I worry it might be ^^

♡Lil’ Disclaimer♡
Genre: Smut/Fluff/AU/Might as well be a Drabble for me (less that 5k words)
Requested: My apologies, no.
Warnings: possibly crude smut, other than that, I can’t think of anything. This is a very, very tame one for me ^^)

Originally posted by grape-joon

Originally posted by jeonify

“Just five more push ups, and you’re free to do whatever you want for the rest of the night, I promise…“ It sounds like a nice compromise, I know it does.
But that doesn’t mean it actually is, or that it’s a manageable feat. Which it is not.
What my boyfriend, the guy whose currently playing the role of my drill sergeant, can’t seem to accept, is that my core strength happens to be nonexistent. There is no way I’m doing even one more push up. It’s a miracle I made it to the first five, let alone the even ten this torturer is insisting I achieve. What more does this guy even want from me?
I mean, to me, five seems like a nice solid number. Why try for more?
"Jeon, I really don’t think I can,” I whine, without a hint of grace. My arms feel limp, and I’m not sure my brain can convince my muscles to tense up enough to lift my upper body, even if I wanted to.
“What if I buy you ice cream, is that incentive enough for you?” He offers, quite literally sweetening the deal but I’m still not sure it’s enough, and to be quite frank I just don’t wanna.
Honestly why my lazy ass thought it would be a good idea to date a personal trainer is beyond me. Three months in, and I finally see it was a stupid idea.
“Stop sulking. You asked me to do this remember?” He reminds me, unnecessarily.
I do remember, unfortunately.

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anonymous asked:

what did you pick for your favourite collab for the dnp survey? also, did you pick mark of oxin #1 or #2? (i picked #2.) sorry if this is annoying, i'm just curious :)

not annoying at all :) the fav collab one was so hard … i picked pinof 8 … but idek it was such a hard question i am still thinking about it lmao (i think it was mostly a tossup between pinof and halloween baking bc both of them represented really important turning points in their trajectory for me). and i picked mark of oxin 1!!!! i think i enjoyed it slightly more than #2 :) 

(take the dan and phil survey here)


and please please please have Nox Owen come back too

- “enemies become allies”
if Manon and Aelin become allies I will actually die of happiness



- basically, empire of storms will be the death of me

anonymous asked:

do u realize that every time i try to USE MY KEYBOARD to create ARTICULATE WORDS to say anything to you, i just?? cannot? idek it's just that nothing is as cool as it sounded in my head and ur too amazing of a person to read my awkwords. i'm sorry see i made a pun this is why i stay on anon

first of all, heck

secondly, what the frick is this

thirdly, ??????????

fourthly, this is so cute


sixthly, are you kidding me!! i love puns!!! i am the most awkwords person there is, you really don’t need to feel self-conscious about talking to me, i feel u 100%. see, we’re already halfway to being friends. if this is the fav character anon, please dont feel pressured to respond to my question, but i’d really like to hear your answer if you’re up for it! talking to folks on here always makes me happy (even tho i dont have the spoons to reply to everything…….im sorry)

and finally,

headcanon: ‘normal’

Harley and the Joker are known for being the troublemakers of the night, but the daytime is a whole different story. The Joker specifically has a painful amount of anxiety when it comes to going out and trying to be ‘normal’. Yeah, they murder and cause mayhem and are textbook psychopaths but even he knows it’s kind of impractical to go out and murder a whole store just because he wants fruit. 

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hey it’s Jasmine and I’m nearing my two year anniversary for this blog ??and i hit 3k?? so I made a follow forever because it seems what people do. so basically thanks for following me and I am completely and deeply in love with every single blog I listed .also thanks if you didn’t unfollow me from my url change from memecorpse cuz loads did but what can ya do. I don’t wanna sound soppy but the blogs I follow really cultivate a wonderful and funny environment for me to escape from the world for a bit so thanks for making this hellsite bearable - under the cut are some very lovely blogs that I think everyone should follow

also special shoutout to the loves of my life @memespov and @sapphicvevo both of whom have kept me sane and made me laugh and cry way too hard ;i genuinely don’t know what I would do without you god bles

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anonymous asked:

idk why i feel so replaceable all the time? i mean.. i understand why i am but.. idk.. it hurts. I don't have anything special about me. honestly, if i were given a chance to change anything about me i would change everything. every single thing. my eyes are ugly,my nose is too big, my hair is gross. im rude and boring and clingy and honestly idek why i feel so hurt when my friend says she had fun with someone else? i just want this to end.

hey love, i’m sorry you’re feeling so shitty right now and believe me when i say i know exactly what it’s like, it’s really difficult to put up with and i’m proud of you for dealing w it everyday. listen, i know you’re probably not going to believe this but i hope that one day you will - you’re not replaceable at all. there is no one like you on this entire planet, you are entirely individual and that is your super power. there’s strength in being who you are, i promise. and i’m sorry if someone in your life has treated you like you’re anything less than that, bc you’re not. look, when it comes down to it we view ourselves a lot more critically than we view others, and most people are so focused on trying to be perfect themselves that they don’t even notice the ‘imperfections’ about you. and there are most likely people that look at you and see everything beautiful, everything good, and everything pure that you have to offer. you only see yourself from your level of perception. like, just bc you see yourself a certain way doesn’t mean other people see you like that at all. and your negative thoughts are just that - thoughts. they have no truth or meaning behind them unless you say that they do, but i know that seems hard to believe bc they’re so loud and they’re always there. hating yourself can make life extremely hard, and it might be a sign of an underlying issue, so please please PLEASE don’t be afraid to reach out and talk to someone about the way you’re feeling f that’s an option for you. they’re not going to think you’re weird or overreacting, you’d be surprised to know how many people feel the way you do about themselves. there are professionals out there that are able to give you options, that will help you understand why you feel this way, that will show you ways in which you can boost your confidence. and yes it’s scary and hard and you don’t have to do anything right away, but just think about it. when you let go all of the self hatred, when you stop fighting yourself, when you realize that you’re not just here for other people’s consumption, the real healing can begin. and i really believe in you, i really think you can get to that positive place. i hope you’re okay. message me anytime, okay? stay strong. 

  • me, on a date: so do you ship sterek?
  • date: no, what the fuck stiles isn't gay
  • me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry i have too leave immediately

studeebean  asked:

(br) hallu! Currently it's summer vacation in the Philippines, and right now I'm trying to knit my own clutch to keep my bujo and other stationeries for when I need them on the go. Congrats btw for 2k 😘

hiiiii // aww the Philippines are sooo prettyyyy // i wish i could knit haha but that’s so so cool!! // thank you so much x have a lovely day

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alpha-exodus  asked:

♫ + bittyparse ;)

My music player gave me Kerosene by Miranda Lambert which is hilarious because Allie hates country music so I wrote a lil fic about Kent and Bitty sticking to the Man.

Some tags/mild warnings: Kent calls himself a sexual slur, there’s explicit discussions of sex but no actual explicit sex I’m sorry, also this is post-zimbits so if that’s not your jam be warned

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Bitty spins his vodka cranberry around in his hands; it’s the kind of drink the boys would probably chirp him for, but he’s a little beyond caring about appearances at this point. He’s on his second drink of the night, but it’s done nothing to improve his mood, and he’s nearly at the tipping point of bitter enough to get the bartender to switch the TVs off of NHL highlights. If he wanted to hear one more word about his ex-boyfriend winning the Stanley Cup, he’d turn his phone back on.

So yeah, he’s about to flag the bartender down and become the ultimate Petty Gay when literally the only thing that could make this night worse happens: Kent Parson plops down into the stool next to him and opens his stupid, pretty mouth.

“Thought you’d be out celebrating with our boy,” Parse muses, with less venom than expected, which honestly just makes Bitty bristle more. “Bittle, right?”

“He’s not your boy,” Bitty snaps. He’s got more on the tip of his tongue, but Parse waves the bartender over and orders tequila shots—two of them, because apparently this conversation is going to be a thing—and a margarita for good measure. The bartender wanders off and Bitty still finds himself adding, “And he’s not—he’s not mine either, anymore, I guess.”

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