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Happy Birthday to my Hubby! <3

To Jey @jeylovestoblog
Happy birthday to my better half in this JeyLy ship. I just wanted to say that I love you from the bottom of my heart, and hope you have an amazing day doing whatever it is your heart’s desire. You are such a strong-minded and strong-willed woman I have ever met, and hope you continue to stay that way. You are a wonderful good friend of mine, and you pretty much know everything there is to know about me, and we haven’t even met in person yet. I honestly hope that one day that we do meet because I am not going to lie, but I kind of want to be squished by your boobs lol (you’re taller than me right? I’m 5′4, so I think I do go up to your boobs or your shoulders haha). OH! I can’t forget your silly/quirky side. You are freaking hilarious, and you are pretty much a walking meme when it comes to BTS haha I love your reactions and can’t believe you are now a gif XD I”m jelly girl!! I could honestly ramble on and on about how much I love you, so I’ll just settled with this tiny drabble!

                  “Kim!!!” Taehyung shouted, banging on Seokjin and Kim’s bedroom. 

Seokjin let out a long sigh and closed his book. He looked over to his peaceful girlfriend, who was currently napping after having to pull an all-nighter. He quickly walked over to their door and flung it open. Seokjin glared at the frantic man, and politely demanded him to be quiet.

Taehyung whined, “But Seokjin! I need to talk to Kim! She knows Jey better than anyone else, and I am in desperate need for advice.” 

Seokjin pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling his brain slowly throb against his skull.

                  “Well, can’t you go ask the other girls? Kim is currently napping, and I don’t want anyone disturbing her much needed rest.” He stated quietly yet harshly, blocking his bedroom door with his body. 

Taehyung made a whining noise, “But! But! Jey is going to kill me if she found out I forgot her birthday again!”

                 “What was that Taehyungie??” Taehyung heard an all too familiar voice say in the sweetest tone of voice. His body instantly froze as he knew who that voice to belong. He hesitantly turned around,closing his eyes shut, as he was immediately greeted with the deadliest glare he has ever witnessed from the love of his life.

Jey narrowed her eyes at her forgetful boyfriend and crossed her arms over her chest, accidentally causing them to be pushed up a bit. 

Taehyung eye’s widened at the amazing sight, but soon killed his hormones when his brain reminded him that she was pissed off. 

                   “I can’t believe you forgot my birthday!” Jey bellowed before storming off and slamming the door to their bedroom.

Taehyung winced from the sound of the slammed door. He sadly turned to Seokjin, who was busy chuckling at Taehyung’s predicament, and hung his head low.

                  “I’m going to be a sub again, huh?” 

                  “Yeah pretty much…” 

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Happy Birthday Again HUBBY!!!!

that kind of love that’s “i was scared until i found you.” that kind of love that’s worth it to try romance again. the “fuck i’ll try cheesy if it just makes you smile” love, the roses and love notes and wine bottles. the twinkle light love, the “let’s go on this romantic date only to spend the whole thing being silly” love, the dancing badly to slow songs love, the “i don’t know how you make me laugh so much but seriously stop it i’m trying to drive” love. the “i trust you love,” calling late at night because a secret just welled up in my throat love, the first person i talk to so i can figure out this decision is you kind of love. the “i was hurt before and had given up but then i found you” love, the incredulous in-awe love, the wonder love, the are you actually real or am i dreaming you love. the “i didn’t believe in soulmates before you” love. that kinda love.

Poor Yurio can’t catch a break, even over long distance video calls (Viktor you act oblivious but we all know otherwise)

Imagine Person A of your OTP hearing Person B screaming in horror from another room. Completely terrified about why B would be screaming, A rushes into the room only to find B crouched in the corner in a defense stance, staring wide eyed at a spider.

Alternative: Person A receives several texts from Person B, telling them to come back as soon as possible, to hurry and go home, and that they need someone to protect them. A immediately leaves where/whatever they were doing to rush home, only to.. [top]

BONUS: ..it’s not a spider.


I spent at least ten minutes debating whether or not to get the Plague Doctor skin when I hit 1k coins, just because it matches my Commando 76 skin. I am a sad, silly shipper.

(jack knows you and your love of aesthetic too well, gabe)

 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! It is not yet past midnight here (10:32 CST), but I am too tired to stay up another hour and a half so here it is! AMYPLIER!!! :3

 I know not everyone has someone special to share this day with and I’m one of them, but I love this holiday, because I like all forms of love. Also, I love all of you! I want to see you smile, listen to your stories about the day, laugh with you, and be complete trash about Youtubers! XD

 This isn’t just a holiday about making that special someone feel amazing, it’s about making yourself feel amazing. Know you are loved and you love yourself. It doesn’t have to be loving everything about you, because we all got flaws, but appreciating those as well is also another form of love. 

To my friends and the goofball I drew this for! *hugs and butterfly kisses cause I like them!*  @floatingmegane-san @lissachan504 @itsfoxyy @biscuitplier @thatonechickyoudontknow @mary-plier @captain-ass-ass @markiplier @konoira @aohoshiart @koujakuzure

Speedpaint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGDQQF1oj5I&feature=youtu.be

  • me: Idk man Rogue one was good but it could have been a lot better. Most of the characters had a lot of potential that was never explored and it's a real shame. There were some serious issues with the writing and I definitely don't blame anyone who didn't get in to it because of that.
  • also me, desperately holding pictures of Chirrut, Baze and Bohdhi to my chest and sitting in a puddle of tears: And Yet Here I Am.

In 10 minutes I got so many people telling me WHAT THAT IS NOT TRUE THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO BE TOGETHER

You’re right because silly me you just can’t split this couple right?




Real though I ship them so hard. I don’t know this show is honestly amazing. These characters are forever if they break up I am dying and if they get back together i’m getting raised from the dead this how much this ship is



I’m beginning to really despise my patient’s family members

Dear son of my patient,

Congratulations. I know that you’ve been at your mother’s bedside at Bumfuck Community Hospital for the past week prior to her transfer here to our humble hospital. It’s a real help having you at bedside because you’re so goddamn knowledgeable about everything.

Really, thank you for fixing my IV pumps when I’ve specifically asked you not to. 

No no, thank YOU for letting know constantly about your mothers normal AF vital signs.

 I mean, here I am just a lowly, slightly experienced, ICU nurse at a one of the top hospitals in the state and metropolitan area taking orders from silly doctors who only have been in school since pre-K and have graduated from worthless institutions like University of Chicago, Brown, WashU, and Yale.

Sorry I wasn’t able to fetch your mother’s hot tea as soon as she asked for it, I was busy trying to keep my other patient’s life support going so that she may actually live the next 24 hours and get a liver transplant. Gosh was she needy.

And sorry I made your mother turn with the assistance of another nurse so that I could get her cleaned up after she shit all over herself and her hundred skin folds. I really should have just let her sat in it, right?

Where in the hell do you people get off? Seriously?!? I get concern for your family members. I appreciate questions or concerns that you have and am more than willing to address them as they come up. But please, PLEASE do not treat me like I’m some stupid fuck who fell off the turnip truck. I’m at the very least halfway decent at what I do, and on the unit where I work, that’s 5 steps above almost everyone else in the world. We nurses are not stupid. Sorry I don’t know every test, med, and procedure performed on your loved one at an outside hospital 15 years ago. I’m looking out for what’s going on in the here and now. That’s my priority. I don’t tell you how to do your job, whatever that may be, so I’d greatly appreciate it if you’d kindly not tell me how to do mine.

God I cannot wait to go back onto night shift. Intubated/sedated patients with no family need apply. 


Happy Belated Birthday @psycho4sans! I hope you enjoy this silly twist on The Fantastic Adventures of Papico. :3

If the rest of you understand what I’m referencing, then I am so proud!

So imagine if instead of being notorious criminal overlords the FAHC were that one group of disgruntled office employees quietly sticking it to the man through petty theft, mild property damage and passive aggressive notes.

Geoff as the totally disenfranchised manager, who hates his cohort and higher ups more than any of his underlings could manage, constantly muttering insults about everyone under his breath and watching the clock tick the day away. He has somehow, very much unwillingly, managed to accidentally start collecting a little group of equally resentful coworkers to complain to and plan tiny little revolts with.  

Michael and Jeremy as workerbees under Geoff, who sit in neighbouring cubicles and spend most of their days complaining to each other about this nightmare office and coming up with excuses to call Gavin up to hang out with them. Together they play really petty little tricks on one of the managers who always screams at everyone, and when Geoff catches them at it one day they think they are done for. Jeremy sees his life flash before his eyes, Michael is halfway through fantasising about flipping some desks on his way out, but Geoff just makes a suggestion, tells them last week’s efforts were much more impressive, and goes about his way. From that point on he really can’t get rid of the two of them.

Gavin as IT’s wonderchild- there isn’t a piece of hardware he can’t coax into working or any kind of software he can’t navigate in his sleep. That’s really the only reason he hasn’t been fired a million times over, what with the way he ignores clothing standards (except for on  his inexplicable ‘Fancy Fridays’), rarely bothers with appropriately respectful deference, spends way too much of his time hanging out at Michael’s desk and keeps breaking into peoples accounts and leaving juvenile jokes and embarrassing viruses. But he’s just so damn good, and the fact that the terrifying head of IT has a huge soft spot for him doesn’t hurt.  

Ryan as the head of the IT department who almost everyone is legitimately scared of. Who likes the computers much more than the idiots who insists on breaking them, glowers at everyone who brings him their stupid problems and is way more built than any tech nerd has any right to be. Ryan makes the whole group amusingly nervous at first, he and Geoff have a whole infamous history complete with a public screaming match over an unrecoverable destroyed hard-drive after all, but Gavin drags him along to enough lunches for everyone to see he’s mostly just a very cranky marshmallow.

Jack who works in human resources and used to be so optimistic, legitimately trying to improve everyone’s experience before slowly getting crushed under the growing hatred for the business. Jack who knows exactly who is responsible for the near daily complaints their office receives about anonymous troublemakers but is just as exasperated with the management as everyone else so helps keep them all out of trouble.  

They take their lunches together, occasionally joined by Lindsay from administration and, strangely enough, two members of office security, Matt and Trevor. They make a pretty motley crew; half unnaturally peppy, half perpetually angry rainclouds, sharing each others misery and covertly planning their next big rebellion. Stealing stationary and packed lunches, spiking the punch at office parties, sabotaging the photocopier, posting embarrassing google histories, accidentally uncovering their bosses’ shady white collar dealings and making off with millions of dollars in stolen money. Wait, what?

I can’t tell you how sad i was, that after an HOUR of getting ready, when i went to turn my nice camera on the battery was dead…dont be like me kids, always charge your cameras. hopefully my silly space effects make up for it??

NYMA!!! I know she’s not perfect, I’m not a huge fan of how the yellow tones don’t reeeeally pop out (even after so much work ug) BUT! she is done! and I am actually pretty happy with my construction? some frustrating things, but i KNEW that was just with the territory. I’m trying desperately to get my construction progress (and extra photos) on my Patreon, but its down right now for some reason??? bleh. 

so here she is…Nyma; SQUEAKADEEKS STYLE! 

Happy Valentine’s Day Shibe ~

I love you so soo much! Meeting you was one of the best things that ever happened in my life. You helped me go through so much stuff and you make me feel loved and important. You have no idea how I am happy for having you by my side. How happy I am when we have our silly talks. How much I love to hear your voice. I know that we are really far away from each other, but everyday that we spend together, even if it’s just a silly talk. I feel like you’re right beside me. I love you with all my heart and soul. And I’ll keep loving you until the end of time.



                                         MERRY CHRISTMAS
                                         HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

                        ❝ Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time
                           with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts
                          is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words. 

The holiday season has officially started and since today is Christmas Eve, I wanted to write a little something for all the people I’ve met during my first year in this fandom; everyone of us had ups and downs, everyone of us had happy and sad moments and yet, somehow, we’re all still here. I made so many wonderful friends and more than once, I’ve been given affection and support and virtual embraces that helped me to stand up again whenever I fell - You could almost say that I’ve received my Christmas presents throughout the whole year. 
I personally love this period of the year !! I don’t know why, but it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, especially when I see that the people I care about are also happy and joyous - This is why I’m writing this little, super lame post with a very ugly edit ( I’m sorry, but I’m still sick and I seriously didn’t want to spend too much time on photoshop orz ) . 

I really hope that everyone will have a great holiday season, with a lot of warmth, happiness, fun and food !! I hope all of you will get to spend time with your family, friends and loved ones and I hope that we can all stay together even during the upcoming year - I’m really thankful for meeting all of you !! It doesn’t matter if we started talking months ago, if we just started or if we’ve never interacted just yet, your presence on my dash and in my life is extremely important and I’m genuinely thankful for meeting you all. I hope we’ll manage to stay together in the new year as well !!

I wish you all nothing but the best !!

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Random platonic sentences
  • "You're like a daughter/son/brother/sister to me."
  • "You matter a lot to me, you know."
  • "I'm not going to let anything happen to you."
  • "You are the apple of my eye."
  • "I know I'm not your mother/father, but I care about you."
  • "I can't believe they thought we were dating."
  • "You're really warm. Hug me?"
  • "I am who I am, because of them."
  • "Are you sleepwalking again?"
  • "Can I have those fries?"
  • "You need to invite your weird dad/mom. He/she hasn't left the house in days."
  • "You're so silly, you know that?"
  • "That's it, I'm taking you out for dinner. You look like you could use a pick-me-up!"

Does it ever occur to you that there are people out there like “oh yeh Arctic Monkeys, I know some of their songs haha they’re cool!” And you’re just here like “guys guys remember that one particular sias tour outfit that Alex had with the mushroom hair and the blue jacket and the horrors shirt, haha good times lol”

Well it’s been a really long time since I’ve posted one of these. It has also been a long and trying year. This year in trying to take care of sick parents I fell back into the habit of not really caring for myself.

However, I have been slowly focusing on finding balance again. I have removed the scale from my house. And making an effort to move everyday. It’s always tougher for me to do so in the winter I am such an out doors type person that going to the gym for cardio is just SO blaaaaah

Now I am going to make an effort to return to my blog. So I am posting a new before and during (I never felt like I could post one cause I hadn’t lost anymore ‘weight’ but I have realized that is silly because I have worked out all year and know my body composition has changed.)

Photo on the left was Summer 2013 and Photo on the right is current. ☺️☺️

A Letter to Magnús Scheving

Dear Magnús Muscles,
Every day I am one day closer to death :(
My dying wish is for you to come to my house as Sportacus and do 800 flips and bench press me then proceed to punch me square in the face so I can feel the unmatched power of all those years of eating sportscandy and not being able to go anywhere without doing handstands and mad push-ups so I may finally know that it is, in fact, real. That you are real.

Yours truly,
- a true sportafan

P.s. I would also like to be kicked to the moon like you did that apple that one time. Thanks.