i am so seduced

Matthew trying to shush MC. He’s probably sneaking up on Sam or something else goofy/stupid. 

Matthew: Shhh Mika! We’re hunting wabbits!

Mika: Are you seriously trying to sneak up on Sam? What about this sounds like a good idea to you?

Matthew: Shhh! Wabbits! *exaggerated sneaking*

Mika: *rolls eyes* 

Trying to get back on my tablet game. Shoo. Really noticing the four year absence of tablet drawing. O_o

Done in photoshop cs, because my copy of painttool SAI is corrupted. *sobs*

Matthew/Zacaeru © @thebunnyofevil 

art © @worksomewonder


send these to ur special ones :-)

anonymous asked:

solangelo and #60? your writing is so good omg im jealous ❤️❤️❤️

Aaaaah! Thank you! I’m so sorry this took forever, I’ve had a crazy week this week and I haven’t had anytime to write! But, here it is!

Prompt: “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”

Nico’s lungs filled with the choking scent of cigarettes and alcohol as he made his way to the bar. The pounding beat of a techno song reverberated through the oppressive crush of hot, sweaty bodies and into Nico’s skull. He finally reached the other end of the room, where a long,  forlorn-looking counter sat entertaining its few occupants.

Nico took a seat on one of the neglected barstools and asked the young woman behind the counter for a glass of water. She returned less than a minute later and handed him a glass, which he thanked her for before swiveling around to observe the activity at the opposite side of the space.

Drunken laughter mingled with the rumbling bass of the music. The crowd swayed and knocked against each other in a sort of joyful, haphazard dance. Slithering tendrils of purple-gray smoke rose from the assembly, while empty beer bottles rolled underfoot.

“I’ve not seen you here before,” an unfamiliar voice said. Nico whipped around to locate the source, and found himself face to face with a man who couldn’t have been much older than him.

He had golden hair that curled slightly and round blue eyes that glimmered with amusement. Freckles dusted the angular plains of his face, and a thin, white scar cut across his pointed chin. “You don’t come around here a lot, do you?” he asked. His voice was warm and mellifluous, almost musical.

“No, I’m not really one to frequent bars and clubs much,” Nico replied.

The boy raised an eyebrow, “Then what brought you here? Rough week?”

“No,” Nico replied, shaking his head. “More like my friend’s birthday.” He jutted his chin in the direction of the crowd, where Percy, Leo, and Jason were busy toppling over each other as they tried to keep up with the speeding rhythm of the song.

“Ah,” the boy replied.

Nico sipped his water and faced him, “So, what’s your name?”

“Will Solace,” the boy–Will–answered.

“And how’d you end up in this place?” Nico inquired.

“I’m a med student and finals are coming up, that’s all you need to know,” Will said. Nico chuckled and rested his elbow on the bar. There was something captivating about the way the light danced on Will’s sculpted features that left Nico unable to tear his eyes from him.

“How about I buy you a drink. Cheers to finals?” Nico offered.

A smirk flickered across Will’s lips. “You know, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”

“S-so what if I am?” Nico stuttered, his cheeks coloring.

Will leaned forward. The glimmer in his blue eyes seemed more pronounced now. “Well, then I’d consider myself pretty damn lucky.”

Nico’s blush deepened, and his heart hammered in his chest. He opened his mouth to respond, but his voice died in his throat.

Suddenly, Will averted his eyes and ran a hand through his hair. “Shit, did I go too far?”

“No, no. You just caught me off guard that’s all,” Nico replied.

Will’s face relaxed into an easy smile, “What, you aren’t used to being flirted with?”

“People tend to avoid me,” Nico answered, shaking his head.

“You’re kidding me!” Will exclaimed. “With a face like yours I’d think you’d be fighting men and women off with a stick!”

Nico laughed. “No, they don’t seem to notice my natural charm,” he joked. 

“Well, their loss, then,” Will answered. He yawned and stretched his arms. 

“Tired, Solace?” Nico asked. 

“Yeah,” Will answered. “This place is exhausting.”

“Then go home,” Nico said. 

Will suddenly perked up at Nico’s words. “Oh, hell no,” Will replied. “Not without getting your number first!” He drew his phone from his pocket and held it out to Nico. 

“You want my number?” Nico asked in surprise. 

“Of course I want your number,” Will countered. 

Finally, Nico took the phone from Will and punched in his number before returning it. 

“I’m expecting a text from you sometime tonight, doctor’s orders.” Will said in a playful tone.

Nico rolled his eyes, “Whatever you say Will.”

He grinned, “Good night, Nico.” 

Nico smiled in return, “Good night, Will.”

With one last wave, Will turned and disappeared into the haze of smoke and bodies on the other side of the room, leaving Nico’s heart pounding louder than the beat of the music. 

Seduce me Shimejis! Starting with James. ヾ( ・ω・ )
I’ve actually been wanting to do this for a while, but I couldn’t find the ways to until tonight thanks to some amaze friends. I was so excited when they sent me the intructions that I started drawing right away, and this is what I did tonight! (It’s such a long process, RIP me OTL)
I know most shimejis have smoother lines and all, but that sometimes leaves white lines around which actually bother me alot in shimejis, so I’m sticking with these kind of lines. Much clearer!

more unsightly but probable predictions about the darkling

ok Pls no spoilers bc im like a lil more than halfway through the 1st book but IF…

  1. the darkling isn’t secretly stealing alina’s letters to mal and reads them in his alone time tormented like a Very dramatic theater boy whose True Love is unrequited in the Dark then I’m suing
  2. also as if he didn’t specifically tell the servants to deliver her black kefta at the very last possible moment so she couldn’t refuse & complain & arrive without proper attire late to the winter fete, then everything i’ve ever known is a Lie

i’m cassandra and i am THE persian princess. i’m cassandra shahinfar i’m 22 years old and i’m from winnipeg! there’s no words to describe cassandra. i can look in a thesaurus and the one word maybe would be fabulous? i work at a car dealership so i walk around the cars and i’m like winnipeg’s vanna white. sex sells baby! at work i’m very busy and occasionally i post selfies. when you see me it’s like “who’s this betch?” i do have intelligence deep down in there. i majored in criminology minor in psychology so that will help me because i know what people are thinking! i studied it…in a university and i got a degree for it! one of my favorite things to do at work is delivering the mail because i walk from upstairs in my little office, downstairs, i just command all the attention, all eyes are on me and i love it! i have this aura, people are just drawn to me. being a persian princess means you just wake up being fabulous. i have a beautiful home life. my mom cooks for me, she cleans for me, she does everything for me that’s like a life task. i’ve never used a washing machine in my life. don’t even know where i would start. like do you put the dishwasher pack in? i don’t know, don’t care because i don’t have to do it! don’t know how to do hair, don’t know how to do nails. i have either my mother, my sister or the glam squad at the salon do my hair. i pay my sister to clean my room, i can’t clean. i just can’t do that kind of stuff. i’m like a swan! i just float through life and have people do stuff for me. i think my strategy going into the house is using my people skills and my ability to read people as well as my boobs! i was blessed with a nice face, good personality and boobs, so i mean i need to use that and take full advantage of that! and if i didn’t i would be the stupid one. one thing that would make me feel at home in the big brother house is having people do my chores for me! cassandra means seducer of all men so i am going to seduce all those men….but he has to be over 6′3 and have big muscles. what’s life without a little diva? i’m gonna go in there and play every single person. i’m here to stab people in the back, i don’t really care i’m just here to win 100,000 dollars and get a shopping spree! (:

                          can  anyone  recommend  sites  to  buy  cosplays  from     ?

anonymous asked:

It states on her wiki page that Mida loves teenage boys looking at her and her hobby is seducing them...I am so creeped out what the fuck can her special elimination method bE CALLING THE DAMN POLICE

mister-stalker-deactivated20160  asked:

Your headcanon makes me laugh because i imagine spy being the only merc that cant play an instrument. So many other talents! But even better that he plays accordian and just doesnt admit it, because where is the seduction in an accordian!?- he thinks

idk about you but i find this incredibly seductive


What do you mean that’s not how it goes?

It’s totally how it’ll go in my game.

I lost steam after the first doodle. How do people comic.

“I am not trying to seduce you…”

So the explanation for this video is that I heard this song playing on Tumblr awhile back and got a blast of nostalgia, which was very nice.  But, when listening to the one verse that I did vid…I had the weirdest inspiration because it just FIT with Vector so well. 

I started awhile back and wasn’t ever really going to ‘finish’…but then Rissy showed a preview on her stream and people liked it.  So…this happened.  XDDD

Hope everyone likes it XD

Climb Out Your Window

Title : Climb Out Your Window

Pairing : Gabriel X Reader

Word Count : 2,189

Prompt : Eeeeek! :) This is my first Gabriel fic! It’s based off the song Climb Out Your Window by Walk Off the Earth. (Amazing band, you should check out there stuff!) Anyway, enjoy!

You snuggled into bed with your favorite book, reading the last few words in the final chapter before you rolled over, set the book down and turned off the light by your bed. You smiled to yourself as you snuggled deeper into the warm blankets. You had enjoyed a wonderful evening doing everything you loved to do. You got a warm bubble bath, you listened to your favorite music, blasting it through the bunker with no fear, you made a batch of cookie dough and watched Pride and Prejudice, and finally you crawled into bed at the time you wanted.

There had been no rules. No boys. No stupid conversations about anime characters or upcoming cases. You finally had the bunker all to yourself.

The boys had left early that morning with Castiel to head out to Ohio after you got a call about a supposed monster in Lake Erie.

You didn’t exactly like having the whole place to yourself, but every once in a while, you needed some “me time”.  

You closed your eyes, pulling the blanket up to your nose. You said a quick prayer, telling Castiel good night, and then you sent another to heaven, just asking to keep the boys safe. You had grown up in the church; what could you say? Some habits die hard.

You were almost asleep when a soft, scraping sound made you blink open your eyes. You sniffed tiredly and looked around.

After a few moments of silence, you decided you must have been dreaming. You closed your eyes, sinking back into your pillows.

“Goodnight, sugar.”

Your eyes flew open wide as your heart leapt to your throat. Lying next to you on your bed, hugging tight to a pillow with a stupid grin on his face was Gabriel.

“Ahh!” You let out a choking cry of shock as you lunged forward with your fists, punching him in the chest on instinct. Gabriel let out a startled grunt as he fell back and landed on the wooden floor with a groan. You stared at him, struggling to control your panicked breathing as he sat up, rubbing the back of his head with a grimace.

“What the heck, Gabriel?!”

He looked up at you with his sparkling, golden brown eyes, and his lips pulled into a smirk. “I expected a more subtle welcome,”

“What are you doing in my room?!” 

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Swoon Tactics

Fandom: Satan and Me

Ship: Natan

Word Count: 3770

Rating/Content: PG 13 for some colorful expressions and scenes that will make you blush a little.

Summary: In which Natalie makes a deal with the Devil, and Satan learns that there’s more than one way to skin a Nat.(that was me trying to make a pun ^^;)

A/N: Um hi *waves*. So to take a break from my original fiction writing, I wanted to write some more fanfiction because it’s much more fun and less draining, and I’ve had requests and love hearing from you guys about the last two one-shots soooooo (my excuses to procrastinate from the things i should be doing are weak). This one is a little less canon than my other two pieces (partly because it doesn’t really have a set place in the comic narrative. It could happen anywhere really, but also because it’s a little more, gratuitous xD), but I still think it’s pretty true to the characters so I hope you do too ^^ hope you guys like it.

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You’ve Already Won Me Over (In Spite of Me)

Summary: After his first semester of college, Killian Jones feels like a new person. Gone is the shy and retiring band geek and here is the cool and confident musician ready to finally get up the courage to ask out Emma Swan. That is until some complications arise.

A/N: This little one shot was inspired by the “I’ve always been your sibling’s best friend and I’ve had a crush on you since I was an awkward teenager but now I’m hot and have finally come back from college and I am so gonna seduce you AU” prompt and the song “Head Over Feet” by Alanis Morissette (which is such a CS song I couldn’t believe it) Also shout out to @bleebug for posting that list of prompts because that’s were I got the idea

Rated M for Makeovers/ Word Count: ~3K

AO3/ ff.net

Killian looked at himself in the mirror one last time before running his hand through his hair in frustration. He felt stupid getting this worked up and nervous about a party at his friend Victor Whale’s house but it was the first time being back in Storybrooke since he had left for college in August and he definitely wasn’t the same scrawny and awkward geek as he once was. His roommate Robin went to the gym 3 times a week and it wasn’t long before Killian started going too. He swapped out his usual thick rimmed glasses for contacts. Another friend Jefferson had introduced him to skinny jeans and waist coats and eyeliner and made Killian donate a collection of ill fitting baggy shirts and jeans. Killian had even found out he was quite good at beer pong and instead of hanging around the edges of parties like he used to, he now found himself thrust into the life of the party. Killian found himself with a newfound confidence thanks to his new friends (the multiple phone numbers of pretty girls and even a few guys pressed into his hands and pockets at the end of every party didn’t hurt either) and he was ready to surprise some old classmates with how much he’s changed. Namely one classmate, Emma Swan, his best friend’s foster sister who he might have been in love with since he was 14 and she was 13 and just moved in with David and his mother.

“Don’t you have a party to get to Little Brother?” his older brother asked as he leaned on the door jam to Killian’s room.

“I’m almost ready and really would it kill you to call me ‘younger brother’ or even my name?” Killian said as he stuffed his arms through the sleeves of his leather jacket, one of the few things Jefferson had let him keep.

“Hey it could be worse, I could call you ‘Killy’ so the way I see it you’re getting off much easier with me calling you Little Brother,” Liam reached out and tried to ruffle Killian’s hair but Killian was able to duck under his arm and ran out into the hallway.

“Oh sod off,” Killian grumbled, “I’ll see you later.”

“Have fun Little Brother,” Liam laughed.

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… that I will probably never get around to writing. Feel free to steal any of them.

  • You’re a shit driver and I honked and yelled at you through our open windows but then my car broke down a few miles later and oh shit why are you stopping and helping me out when I was an asshole to you AU
  • I found a cute little message in a bottle you wrote when you were little and decided to come find you and share it with you but god I didn’t expect you to be so hot wth AU
  • My washing machine broke so I’m using the laundromat down the street for the first time and some kid half my age starts hitting on me but I can’t leave because my clothes are still washing and you’re just laughing at my discomfort and fuck would you please just rescue me AU
  • You just moved in next door and your dog keeps escaping and coming into my yard because he likes me more than you AU
  • A nasty hailstorm started when I was walking home and I know your shop is closed but could you please let me in so I don’t die AU
  • I don’t know who you are but I will give you $100 if you kiss me to make my ex over there jealous and oh oh dear lord you are a good kisser AU
  • You’re the landlord and I keep breaking stuff in my apartment so you’ll come fix it AU
  • I’ve always been your sibling’s best friend and I’ve had a crush on you since I was an awkward teenager but now I’m hot and have finally come back from college and I am so gonna seduce you AU
  • You read children’s books aloud at the library and I started coming because my kid loved it but now I just can’t wait to hear your voice every week AU