i am so funny tho

Okay so I found my dead grandfather’s journal from 56 years ago. This is some old stuff, okay, and I was like yeah I’m gonna read a page or two. 

Basically he wrote down this road trip he did with a friend of his (name is Giulio) but at some point it gets so weird.

I’ll try my best to translate it from italian to english (english is not my first language) and well, I’m also having a hard time trying to read my gandpa’s writing cause he wrote like a drunk snail.

Now, beware, my grandfather was an italian man dedicated to work, church, work and work, who believed in the traditional family and all that Jazz. But at some point I reach this part where he writes: “yesterday me and Giulio slept in the same tent as mine was stolen at the gas station. As it was really cold, we slept close. In the middle of the night I realized that the warmth next to me did not belong to my Nadia (his fiancé at the time, my grandmother). It was the most intense feeling I’ve ever felt”.

And I was like allright that’s some weird no homo bullshit but who cares.

BUT THEN IT JUST GETS WORSE.

“I was having a cigarette whilst Giulio was asleep in the car, having a nap before we hit the road again. In the midst of the smoke of my tobacco, I saw his face and thought that the woman who is going to marry him will be lucky”.

Grandpa, what the hell? 

BUT OH NO IT JUST GETS BETTER.

“We shared a bed. Old motel did not have spare rooms, it was awkward at first. Then I started thinking that the warmth of Giulio’s body is somehow becoming more familiar to me then Nadia’s.”

Now, I have like seventy more pages of this goddamn journal but I am pretty fucking sure my gandfather had the worst crush over his best friend.


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people in the k-pop fandom before an idol turns 18:

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people in the k-pop fandom at exactly 12:01am on at idol’s 18th birthday:

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i kinda need a fic where Noora takes Isak and Even to her yoga class and Isak is actually really good at it and enjoys it and Even is all like “I’m to tall for this shit, the earth seems too far I am an artist goddamit, downward dog yourself hoe, nope I am never doing this again ever”

okay but what if jungkook used to tease jimin by not calling him ‘hyung’ because he wants Jimin to see him as someone equal as him not as the youngest member in the group, because he don’t want jimin to love him as a baby brother he don’t want jimin to love him because he is cute and because he is the youngest among them, because he wants jimin to see him as a man that he could love and could love him back too so thats why he always making fun of Jimin also thats why jungkook works out a lot because kids are not supposed to have muscles right? kids are not supposed to look sexy right? that way maybe his jimin hyung will look at him as a man

  • my therapist: you need to take a shower and brush your teeth, this is getting out of hand.
  • me: yeah you're probably right
  • my therapist: it feels like you would do literally anything to get out of actually doing those things though..
  • me: *shoving 50 tic tacs and 100 lifesavers in my mouth, pouring a bottle of perfume all over my body, rubbing deodorant all over everything and spraying an entire bottle of dry shampoo in my hair* what? I do not know what you mean. I am Great at Being Clean, I love the Shower!
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bless you, josephine montilyet, for dealing with your giant terrible girlfriend

epilogue:

Harry: [standing there minding his own business, peaceful, in the Zone™]

Seeiso: [being a good friend, walks up and whistles to get Harry’s attention and gestures for him to walk out the door first]

Harry: [unbothered, looks Seeiso up and down and gives the sassiest neck twirl/eye roll combo in royal history as he proceeds to leave]

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me on sunday vs on monday

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Super cute transparent Seventeen icons - Vocal unit version - ** Please credit if using!!

PLEASE STOP STEALING THESE ITS NOT FUNNY YALL IF YOU DONT WANNA CREDIT THEN MAKE IT YOURSELF

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I don’t know if I should laugh or cry why did I made this I’m

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im the girl at the end who jumps on the runway with a sign that says “FUR SHAME”

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G-Eazy Would Like To Have Sex With Taylor Swift | iHeartRadio Australia

I wanna gif this so bad but I feel like the “Swifties” are gonna murder me 😂