i am snail to you

Snail Mail penpals!!

Well, I am Nathanial and I am from the UK. Ideally, I am looking for a snail mail penpal. If you are interested, please write to me.

I am interested in stamp collecting and coin collecting, oh also, playing snooker. I collect the autographs of famous snooker players!

If I haven’t put you of me, please send me a letter.

I ask only a few things:

-          Under 25

-          Not from India or Pakistan

-          Not looking for love or money

-          Make it fun

-          Write interesting facts!

I am trying to learn Spanish so if you are from Spain, please send me a letter!!

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🌸 Tattoo artists!Jikook for anon 🐉

Last Chapter Update

Whoo. My week has been packed and I am very tired and ouchy. I also just spent the last hour and a half doing some major Home organizing and crunched  some numbers according to my plot outline:

There are 57 drawings remaining; 27 of those are absolutely essential and must be included in the last chapter. I just counted my drawings and I have 30 (almost 31!) finished.

Which brings us back to my original claim back in August that the last chapter would have 60 drawings (31+27 = close enough). The drawings that aren’t essential would be adorable and funny, but I think I will have to omit them since… Since I don’t want to post the last chapter in 2021.

Soooooo according to my calculations, since it takes me about 4 days (14-24 solid hours) to complete one drawing, it will take me 108 days to finish the last essential 27…. AKA, 3.5 months. Factoring in family dinners and other distractions, I’ll round up to four months. So…

New estimate: Chapter 18 will be posted in late June.

A few have already started proclaiming their disapproval/lost interest due to the time I’ve spent already. I really want you, my beautiful and kind readers, to know that it pains me dearly to delay the last chapter as long as I am, but I’m adamant about ending Home right. These drawings are very warm, colorful and detailed, and it will wrap up everything in the best, fuzziest, happiest way.

Thank you for your endless patience ♥

ID #99057

Name: Michael
Age: 21
Country: Puerto Rico

Hi! My name is Michael, and having a penpal sounds like fun so, why not? I’m a sociology student but I’m to looking to change to Psychology it has always been my goal to graduate on that. Its hard to describe yourself haha. I’m a bilingual, I speak Spanish (main language) and English, I also know a little bit of French. I used to play violin, she died…but I’m looking for options to buy a new one and continue playing. I love books, any kind actually, and also music (can’t live without it).

I’m a gamer, I can draw (but I don’t like to show my drawings that much). In my free time I like to go and watch movies/tv shows, go Geochashing with my friends and sleep. I can be awkward sometimes, but meeting new people is always exciting. I’m looking for someone to share thoughts with, shares stories, memes or just have fun. There’s nothing you can’t talk with me about. I’m a good listener or maybe…reader? haha but I can always or atleast try to be there if you need help with something. Can’t wait to meet you!

Preferences: Someone around my age, but I dont mind. Social Media, Email or WhatsApp. I’m also open for Snail mail if you want.

Random One Line Prompts

- “You ever heard of the sun?”
- “You took me for a fool!”
- “If you didn’t do it, and I didn’t do it, then who did?”
- “You just murdered a man and now you are asking me on a date?”
- “I have always loved cacti.”
- “You didn’t just say that.”
- “Whoa- dude- look at that.”
- “You have always had a thing for witch hats.”
- “Just because I died, doesn’t mean I am really dead.”
- “Don’t let me disrupt you.”
- “Snails are just tiny people.”
- “You didn’t bring the guns?”
- “You said there was a dog.”
- “How come the stars can’t always be out?”
- “My spirit animal is a bagle.”
- “I’m not who you think I am.”
- “Just because I drove into a river doesn’t mean I am a bad driver.”
- “If I was a zombie, would you let me eat you?”
- “You walked into a knife?”
- “How did you manage this level of stupidity?”
- “You locked me outside!”
- “You like cats, I like humans skulls, we all have our interests.”
- “You were there when it happened?”
- “I’ve always been there for you, and I will continue to be.”
- “I never did like city.”
- “Isn’t it weird that we hear through holes in our head?”
- “A snail could literally out run you and a snail doesn’t even have legs.”
- “You aren’t who I thought you were.”
- “I stole an elephant for you!”
- “Chickens are hilarious.”
- “Why do you hate fun?”
- “Just because I am a spawn of satan doesn’t mean I am evil.”

#ok yeah i know this bot is actually a bot#but i feel like the posts it posts must be handpicked from like a much larger generated list#because it’s too consistently good (via @pachelbelsheadcanon)

correct, i found the following phrases, for example, would not be as appreciated;

a jedi fail me for the last time. my guy
im looking in miami of a man who wants to run. try me
overcompensate me, obi-wan kenobi. i AM THE SENATE~!
you feel like hes the snpunk ass bitch (snail punk ass bitch) u never had. and ur watching disney channel
be careful not to talk about jesus. beat my meat
not a day has gone by i havent thought to my emails. hell yea
@sexual tension: idk. look to the force
count dooku ejaculate again, at last. no problem.
thats not how the force propose the darkside as u do!
we’re keepers of the australian, not eggs. for her
u must learn the ways for a thousand years. meet me in the pit
there is a 44.4% chance to happen. chaotic neutral

anonymous asked:

Whenever you pop up on my dash I just go "hehehehe.... Snurch" your nickname in my mind is snurch

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First: omg thank you anon, i never thougth someone would give me a nickname, i feel honoured *bows*
But main thing: You have no idea how hard i’laughung rn because the snurch post (holy it be forever) was the reason i changed my url. Or rather in combination with a running gag. A friend (to be specific @german-asexian-noodle ) called me a snail and i just went on from there, and with the snurch post it reached it’s peak. xD 
May you always think of the holy snurch post when you see me on your dash. ^^

lost in translation (an antoine griezmann imagine)

Originally posted by goingkrizi

Summary: Antoine goes to a press conference and things don’t go entirely to plan

She cleared her throat and tapped her foot nervously before sipping from her coffee flask. Press conferences were always boring. Always awkward and uncomfortable with the constant flash of photographers’ cameras, full of repetitive questions and repetitive answers discussing “how exciting the next match was going to be” and the ways in which “international football was developing up in such a brilliant and exciting direction”. Boring, boring, so fucking boring.

When her boss had told her she’d be interpreting for the Antoine Griezmann in a press conference prior to a France v. Portugal international friendly, she’d been ecstatic. Not as an Atletico supporter, or as a football fan in general, but from a purely business-orientated point of view. Interpreting for one of the biggest names in football would do wonders for her (currently minute) clientele, and after getting fired from her last job teaching high school French, after a particularly embarrassing drunken episode at the end of term Christmas party, she was becoming increasingly desperate.

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psa to my rp partners : There are days when I am a speed demon with replies, but there are also days ( weeks/months ) when I am a snail. But NEVER think that I have forgotten about you. Sometimes, things get lost or they are in my drafts and my muse is being a derp and screaming “lol nope”. If you know it’s my turn to reply, NEVER be afraid to message me and inform me. Even with thread tracker, it can get messy, especially with RL in the way.

Remember I love each and every one of you guys and appreciate that you guys even take the time to write with me. ❤❤❤

anonymous asked:

hello I am but a lowly snail but would like to remind you that your writing is wonderful and amazing also stOP MAKING ME CRY - 🐌

rojiefdfiutfejd it’s shit af and sorry for the tears

snail facts dave is without a doubt the best thing ive ever created
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  • TG: sup vantas
  • TG: i have something for you
  • TG: a gift if you will
  • CG: REALLY? WHAT IS IT?
  • TG: its a fact about snails
  • TG: fact: a snail has never once blinked and thats what makes them terrifying
  • CG: OH, FANTASTIC!
  • CG: IF A SNAIL NEVER BLINKS, THAT MEANS IT'S ALWAYS WATCHING YOU.
  • TG: exactly
  • TG: now youre getting it
  • CG: BUT WAIT.
  • CG: I NEVER SEE YOUR EYES.
  • CG: DO YOU BLINK?
  • TG: whoa hey i dont know what youre getting at buddy
  • TG: this seems like an unnatural diversion from the conversation at hand
  • CG: ARE YOU A SNAIL?
  • CG: DAVE, FESS UP.
  • TG: whoa
  • TG: what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK
  • TG: here i am providing you with premium facts about snails
  • TG: and you have to go and accuse me about a snail LIE
  • TG: a snail UNFACT
  • TG: a snail CONJECTURE
  • CG: OH MY GOD. YOU'RE A SNAIL.
  • TG: i wont stand for this
  • TG: *starts walking away REALLY slowly*
  • CG: *HE UNCAPTCHALOGUED A SALT SHAKER AND POURED SOME SALT ONTO HIS BACK* BE GONE.
  • TG: *abject screaming*
  • TG: FACT ILL SEE YOU IN HELL
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tOOK ME A WHILE But here is my gorgeous girlfriend’s birthday present! Drew her the OTP as you can see. Also tranzee because oh how cute amirite