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petesass  asked:

hi there friendo i heard u were accepting requests for mm headcanons and i being the gay shit i am, i'm here to do a request. trans boi mc accidentally breaks his binder/stp and gets upsetti spaghetti but RFA + saran wrap get them a new one/comfort them!! soz this is weird i'm just a trans boy that needs someone w good writing skills to make my dreams of a trans boy come true tbh ok adios bye ademain oh yikes this was long

I’m sorry this took so long to post. I wanted to make your dreams come true so I pushed myself to finish this.

NOTE: I had done some research on the matter, and I was informed about the bandage thing. Wrapping bandages is NOT a permanent solution for binding if you’re going to and or thinking of doing it. I wrote it in the sense as a temporary solution for the problem but it is BAD to do on the regular. Like it just can fuck you up. Probably best to avoid using it as an option for binding. I just want people to be safe ^^. And thank you whoever brought it to my attention.


  • based on your texts, you weren’t having such a fantastic day
  • when you came home, he could tell you were tired and stressed
  • you said you were just going to go lay down for an hour so he just let you be
  • a while later he heard you shouting profanities in the other room
  • when he went to go check up on you, you were sitting on the bed with your head hung low and your fingers in your hair
  • looking at the ground, he noticed your broken binder
  • more like you’re only binder
    • never knew how much they cost and kind of understood having just one???
  • while you’re stewing in your own anger and sadness, you feel someone tap your shoulder
  • when you look up, this nugget brought a roll of bandages for you
  • “Let me help you wrap up. Is that okay?”
  • you have to help him a bit because his hands get tangled
    • those butterfingers
  • texts or calls throughout the day to make sure you’re doing okay
    • not just because you were upset but for the wrap
    • wants to make sure it’s still in good condition
  • wants to understand the process so he sits with you as you’re shopping for a new one
    • yeah wow they’re pretty damn expensive
    • but would rather you have more than one so you’re not in a BIND later wINK WONK 


  • it was just a normal morning for you
  • but the one thing you’ve been dreading happened
  • a few months ago you realized how shitty you’re binder has got over the year
  • you told yourself you would get a replacement but since your current one still did its job, you put it on the back burner
  • and then eventually forgot about it
  • which brings you back to now
  • as you were putting it on it just snapped 
  • you didn’t think it would have a great affect on you
  • but the anxiety started to settle in 
  • you couldn’t stand to look at yourself in the mirror
  • Jaehee realizes you’ve been in the bathroom for a while and asked if you were alright
  • “Yeah it’s just…let me come out?”
  • when you leave the bathroom, she sees the broken binder and your long face
  • this was the first time she was in this situation and wasn’t sure EXACTLY what to do
  • she just takes the binder and gives you a nice long hug
  • when you say you don’t want to leave the apartment, she doesn’t object
    • you seemed kind of shaken by this so she wanted to make sure you were comfortable
  • when she gets home she shows you the binders she ordered for you because she’s a perfect gelato


  • you were at school/work for a few hours when you started to get pain in your torso
  • it was beginning to become really painful so you snuck off into the bathroom to remove your binder for a bit before you had to head back
  • but as you were putting it back on, it snapped 
  • and with that, you snapped
  • after panicking for five minutes, you decide to call Zen
  • “Hey babe. You usually don’t call me around this time. Lucky for you I’m on break, how are you?”
  • before you even spoke, he could tell something was wrong
    • your heavy breathing could be heard from across the room for goodness sake
  • the moment you asked to come over and bring your spare binder, he darted right out of rehearsal
  • it gave you enough time to continue your panic attack before you heard someone come through the bathroom
  • thankfully it was Zen
  • you opened the stall with your hand out and as he was handing you the other binder, he asked if you were alright
  • you didn’t feel like you wanted to say anything so you closed the door once the binder was in your hands
  • Zen didn’t leave, he just waited for you to come out and once you did
  • he wiped any remaining tears away with his handkerchief
  • cleaned your face with some water then held you closely
  • doesn’t want to see his precious MC so upset! just wants you to feel better ^^


  • with this donut’s love to pamper you
  • among your matching tailored suits, you have some pretty good quality binders in your drawers
  • and you had to admit, they were good quality binders
  • but you would take those words back very soon
  • you were feeling kind of nauseous at work/school so you went to go take it off for a few minutes but it snapped as you were taking it off
  • now you were freaking out because you would have to walk out of the bathroom without one and the EYES TO JUDGE WOULD BE UPON YOU
  • after ralphing for a hot minute you get a call from Jumin
    • donut has really good sense of timing
  • you felt up to talking so you picked up the phone
  • “Hey Jumin, how’s Hong Kong?”
  • “Is everything alright?”
  • super Jumin was able to tell something was up with you
    • even could tell you just vomited?
  • you told him what was wrong
    • he starts writing down shit because he was going to sue the fucking company that made your binder
    • no matter how you insist not to, you know he’s going to do it anyways
  • calls Jaehee to go get you one of your other binders and bring it to you
  • while you’re waiting, he keeps you on the phone to calm you down
  • has you do some breathing exercises and gives you positive affirmations
  • once you were calm you talk about his trip for a bit until you hear Jaehee’s voice


  • you worked really hard on the RFA party on the vineyard tomorrow
  • and you laid out your outfit for the occasion
    • figured you could just wear your only binder no big deal
  • then as you were getting ready for bed, Seven is lying in bed while on his phone when he hears a snap from the bathroom
  • “MC?”
  • when you don’t respond, he gets out of bed to check up on you
  • he sees you sitting on the bathroom tiles with your broken binder in your hands
  • “The RFA party is tomorrow…”
  • oh god
  • “And this is my only binder…”
  • insert mini freak out
  • before you could escalate, he sits down with you and keeps an arm around your shoulder
  • calms you down with those kind words of his
  • jellybean doesn’t want you uber stressed out or get worried over spilled milk
  • brings you to bed and makes sure you fall asleep first before he did
  • when the big day comes around, he get a bunch of bandages to wrap you up
    • kind of gets carried away when he helps wraps you
  • during the party comes around to you when you were free to make sure you’re doing ok


  • Saeran was just chilling on his bed while listening to some tunes
  • not a care in the world
  • he could have sworn he had heard something earlier but didn’t pay too much mind to it
  • when he heard something again, he took out one of his earbuds
  • turns out you were calling for him this entire time
  • didn’t even know you were here O_O
    • you were soaking wet from the rain and you wanted to be somewhere dry and warm
    • which is why you decided to stop by your boo’s place for some clothes
  • jumps out of bed and rushes to you in the bathroom to find your broken binder on the floor
  • oh shit
  • you weren’t looking too good either
  • pulls you out of the bathroom and to his room
  • gives you some of his clothes 
    • gumdrop gives you privacy as you’re changing
  • when you’re fully clothed, he has you lay down next to him while listening to some music
  • doesn’t really say anything but you felt a lot better having him there to get your mind off of it
  • it was okay since you were wearing mostly all day, it was nice to let your body breathe for a bit 

I am just AMAZED at the fact that Matthew Mercer can describe a character or a place in such detail and with such skill that immediately after an episode airs we already have LOADS of fanart that are immediately recognisable and “homogeneous”, like, you see a fanart and go “oh yeah of course that’s Kashaw Vesh”, regardless of the style, the medium, the colours, or anything.

I dunno I just think it’s fantastic.

1d on chopped

Louis: terrible cook lbr (remember the pancakes), eats half the ingredients then throws the rest together in a pan and burns it, out in first round #rip

Liam: just glad to be there but then gets too confident, uses too many proteins for one dish and undercooked them bc he ran out of time after he cut his finger w the big knife™, out in entree round

Harry: has actual cooking skills, makes a mean stir fry with kale, spends entire dessert round talking about how he used to be a baker and burns his pastry, out in dessert round but still had a great time

Niall: very artistic plating, surprises everyone by successfully using the ice cream machine, wins despite his unseasoned chicken in the second round

Looking for adult craft project ideas that require materials found at Walmart or in small towns. If you have suggestions I’d really appreciate the help! I’m obviously hunting, but I’m just struggling with this and have limited time to put something together. :/

I am considering an arm knitting class since that should be fairly easy and we have a couple of options for getting the yarn from, so I should be able to get enough right here in town. I just don’t feel very confident in my arm knitting skills (the stitches always look sloppy and it’s one thing to give as a gift and another to try to teach a class…)

Ooooh. A no-bake baking class may be fun…

“̯͎͚̮͇̫͕̀Ẃ̺̹͔a̵͕̅̊ͮͫ̌ͪ̄n̳̱̪̝͈̓͋̋̃͌̏ͨn͍͙̱̼͂̏̌̅̅͆̚a̵̯̙͍̮̗̙͕ ͯ҉̭͎̞̗̞p̣̈́ͥͭ͊̿̓̚ͅl̙͙̩̪̟̝̆̈ͤ̍̀a̙̲͔͠ỹ̼̩̮͎͕̩ͅ ͓̭͈̖̥͊͟a̗̠̞̥̦̺ͣͣ͂ͯ̑͂ ̭̜̟̜̉g̵̝͇̲̒͛̒̊â͆̏̏͒̌͝m͈͎ę̟̩̗͇͉͈̤̿ͤ?̕"̢̫͖͕̣͊  ( For those who can’t read the Zalgo-text thingy, its says

“Wanna play a game?” I made another Anti edit, I am proud of myself *lies* But it took an hour to make this because I got lazy distracted but anyways here is the glitchy bastard we all know and love )

Gabi Garcia looks like a humanoid Jasper and she´s beautiful

Since I am practicing mixed martial arts(MMA) and brazilian jiu jitsu(BJJ), I have the honor to interact with terrifingly strong and skilled women even though there are just a few of us in this male dominated sport. 

And being a nerdy kid I often make connections with these women and fictional characters (because srsly they look like superheroes) and I just think the su-fandom should be aware of Gabi Garcia.

I mean, just look at her! Not only is she super buff she´s also a tall woman (6.1 ft) wheighting 201 pounds of muscle. Even big men look tiny next to her

And she´s a super successful martial artist and BJJ black belt with 10 BJJ world championships (9 of which are gold, 1 silver) 2 Abu Dhabi Combat Club Championships (which are the most legit, in my opinion) and has a MMA record of 2 wins, 0 losses (active since 2015). Look how she towers over her opponents!

If she would ever decide to cosplay as Jasper I would lose my shit. She would be just perfect! 

His eyes are blue. Many people say blue eyes remind them of the ocean or the sky but his eyes are different. It’s like they don’t remind me of anything. It’s like they’re the windows not to his soul but to his wisdom. He’s intelligent, actually very intelligent.
With Sign Language, I am Equal

It’s International Week of the Deaf
September 19-25, 2016

[Image Description: 8 Squares, each has a title, colour and blurb. In the middle has a white square background, centre has a black circle, with sign “Equal” underneath in black text says: WITH SIGN LANGUAGE, I AM EQUAL" 
Going left - right - 3 rows.

Top Row:
Picture 1: Green banner with white text: BIRTH RIGHT with picture of a pacifier. Underneath: Draws upon the principle of basic human rights in relation to language acquisition at birth. When acquired fast, it enables deaf children to have full communication with people, improving their cognitive and social skills. Deaf children need access to sign language from birth.

Picture 2: Orange banner, DEAF IDENTITY with fingerprint picture. Underneath: Identifies deaf people as belonging to cultural and linguistic community, who use sign language as a mother tongue or natural language to communicate.

Picture 3: Light blue banner, ACCESSIBILITY, with Interpreter sign picture. Underneath: stresses that deaf people need access to public information and services via sign language interpreting, subtitling, and/or closed-captioning. A key factor to accessibility for public services such as, health care, employment, social welfare  or any other government services is provision of and access to sign language.

Middle Row:
Picture 4: Dark blue banner, EQUAL LANGUAGE, with gesture handshape picture. Underneath: Recognize sign language as a valid linguistic means of conveying thoughts, ideas, and emotions. It is a fully operating language with its own syntax, morphology and structure. It fulfills all features serve to define the notion of a language. This has been confirmed in many systematic linguistic research on sign language since the late 1970’s.


Picture 6: Dark blue banner, EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES, with picture of briefcase. Underneath: Sign language competency for communication and provision of interpreters mean that deaf people can do almost any job. It is important for deaf people to equally aspire securing jobs that reflect their interest and competency. The main barriers to employment arise from inaccessible work environment rather than an inability to hear.

Bottom Row:
Picture 7: Light blue banner, BILINGUAL EDUCATION, with picture of graduation cap. Underneath: Urges stakeholders to accept the need for bilingual education for a deaf child and to understand how quality bilingual education should be provided in a sign language environment. Bilingual education is a social-cultural approach of using sign language as the language of instruction in all subjects with a parallel strong emphasis on teaching reading and writing of the language used in the country or society.

Picture 8: Orange banner, EQUAL PARTICIPATION, with group of people in pyramid style, front person with hand up. Underneath: Deaf people need to have equal access of participation in the personal, public and political area as everyone else. More importantly, it is necessary to ensure that deaf people have the opportunity to take up leadership roles, so that deaf people themselves can appropriately advocate for their rights and be involved in all decision-making processes concerning their lives. This is a reflection of the slogan ‘Nothing About us Without us’.

Picture 9: Green banner, LIFELONG LEARNING, with head and 'chains turning’ symbol of the brain. Underneath: Access to education, vocational training, and ongoing professional training and development, is key to gaining and retaining a job and earning a wage that allows independent living.]

Tootles had heard of staying off the phone while driving – and made sure to abide by that rule when driving his mom’s car – but when it came to skateboarding…well, he was a little more careless. He’d been boarding his whole life, so he figured he was skilled enough to text and cruise through the busy streets of Meridian at the same time. Wasn’t really hard, anyways; he’d mastered the craft ages ago.

However, there was a first time for everything, and for the first time in what felt like forever, Tootles was too preoccupied with his phone to realize he was headed right for another person. By the time he looked up and saw them, it was too late. As soon as he collided with their back, both of them went sprawling onto opposite ends of the sidewalk, with his skateboard rolling into a nearby bush.

“Holy shit,” he choked out, sitting up despite the pain in his back. Realizing he’d ran into someone, he prayed to god that they weren’t injured badly enough to kick his ass – or maybe if they were banged up, they’d be too exhausted to kick his ass. Either way, he knew he had to check up on them. “Fuck. You okay over there?”

i dunno this month has been extremely cursed i guess i just hate myself i hate the way i am i hate my social skills and lack thereofe i just am not happy with anyone or anything or even myself i feel like a failure to my friends and that my friends dont even care none of them bother to text me unless i text them first and it just sucks it sucks and it shouldnt suck but it does hurt anyways feeling unwanted and ignored and i just dont even know if the people i wanna/am friends with are people i should even waste my tears over if they dont even try to show the same amount of interest i show to them and i just !!!! it hurts !!!!! my heart is honestly broken because the people i care about dont seem to care about me ! at all !! and the conversations are stale and its painful what is wrong with me !!! what am i doing wrong !!! i wish i wasnt alive or at least human i just want to be a rock rocks dont feel bad and constantly want to cry and do thjngd to themselves and feel pain or feel like they have failed in some cosmic way and i just, it hurts a lot. that the people i care about just, dont seem to care about me. they dont and i guess its just, my own fault. i suck as a person. i really do and i trust people too much and i end up getting my own fkn feelings hurt all the time because i feel people dont trust or care about me or at least want to talk to me as much as i do to them it just. it hurts a lot

dont reblog,

TIL that 30ish is the magical age when men stop being horrible drivers and women lose all their safe skills (sarcasm doesn’t read well through text lol but please note that I am rolling my eyes as I type this)

@d33flat is 3yrs older than me and I’m not quite 30. I realized that I’m listed as F on our auto insurance and he’s listed as M. Fiddling with it, I discovered that changing myself to M results in a $19 increase while changing Adrian to F would result in a $14 increase.

What kind of arbitrary bull… I mean I know it must come from statistics of some sort? But? We both obviously have our same personal driving records regardless of our official genders. We’ve both had licenses for well over a decade.

anyway I’m curious, so I figure I’ll look at it again when I’m 30 in 2.5 months. Let’s narrow down the truly gender-balanced driving age, shall we?

anonymous asked:

Are you still long distance? How do you make long distance work? I am so miserable but I love him so much

Fortunately, Emily and I are no longer a long distance couple. She moved from Alabama to live with me in the Seattle area in the summer of 2015. We’ve been engaged and have been living together for nearly two years.

I think the main thing of how you keep a long distance relationship work is just to stay in communication and stay committed. When you’re long distance, talking on the phone, texting, and FaceTime is all you have so you definitely learn to have really good communication skills with your partner.

Also, I would say, plan a trip at least 2-3 times a year where one of you will visit where the other one lives. I visited Emily in Alabama twice and she visited Seattle once before she moved up here. It definitely helps to spend some time in person with your partner.

The long distance part definitely sucked, I understand how you feel miserable. But if you really love him, it is so incredibly worth it.

   continued from  //  @ghost-driver

( ✉ ⟹ Mc.Tash) Listen…. What am I doing for 90% of my life?
( ✉ ⟹ Mc.Tash) — driving.
( ✉ ⟹ Mc.Tash) You want me to Text and drive, Tash????

   [ text: mr. campfire ] I text and drive constantly, so if you can’t do it then obviously you’re not a skilled driver. Full offense.
   [ text: mr. campfire ] But no, don’t text and drive, Hot Wheels. Just wondering what you’re up to.