i am shit with tags

tag yourself original trilogy edition~
i’m 100% herder of nerfs

when you follow a mental illness blog and then they turn their life around and suddenly start reblogging nothing but #recovery and #positivity

like, i came here for memes about my suffering, miss me with that healthy optimism shit

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Paladins with their pokemon team!

Matching feline + a flying + type of pokemon with color + bayard +  element of each paladin :’)

Pidge: Shiny Espeon bc there are not green cat pokemon. Also a psychic type. And Ferroseed. Its evolution has this long vine things like pidge bayard. rowlet is a must with pidge tbh

Hunk: Shieldon bc  Shield + Rock and Steel, Shiny Luxio bc electric precious Lion ,and a FLYING ALOLAN ROCK FROM SPACE (also yellow core )

Keith: Pawniard is know as the sharp blade pokemon and biasharp as the sword blade pokemon. Litten is literally Keith and Fletchinder evo Talonflame has highest base Speed of any fire pokemon

Lance: Alolan meowth is literally Lance, Ducklett is a birb and evolves into another beautiful birb and Clauncher is known as the water gun pokemon plus is BLUE and BADASS

Shiro: Absol mega is Flying and pretty, and a feline, Noivern is a flying dragon powerful fast and Weavile is the sharp claw pokemon and is know for work in groups of 4 or 5.

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sisters so beautiful they reduce the self esteem of everyone who meets them

When King Regis calls (part 3)
  • Noctis: No I'm not answering this, after what you did before.
  • Ignis: But Noctis, King Regis would contact you only if it's a very important matter.
  • Gladio: Yeah, have some respect for the old man.
  • Prompto: Maybe he just misses you?
  • *everyone else in the room is giving him a dirty look*
  • Noctis: ... Fine.
  • Noctis: Hey da-
  • Prompto: PLEASE USE A CONDOM NOCTIS
  • Ignis: I'M COOKING METH
  • Gladio: MY SWORD IS NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S THICK AND LONG!
  • LUNA: I'M PREGNANT WITH NYX
  • *Nyx chokes on his drink in the background*
  • Cindy: AUGH NOW THAT'S A NOICE REAR HIGHNESS
  • *Aranea decided that it's her turn to make the weird sexual noises this time*
  • Noctis: I'll call you later.
  • Noctis:
  • Noctis: I'm going to ignore all of you for like five mins.

…anyways, @white fandom (and otherwise uninformed peeps): please stop using mcclain as lance’s last name in VLD fanworks. why?

  • it is literally not his canon last name in VLD. he literally does not have an official one yet for the VLD canon. mcclain isn’t his name.
  • he is freaking cuban. even IF for some reason they made the conscious decision to give him a white last name (lbr here, they won’t lmao), it couldn’t be mcclain because that name literally does not exist in any cuban genealogy records, try again.
  • it literally comes from a different voltron canon version of lance where he was white. he was a white dude. that is his name from when he was a white dude in canon. it is white-washing. insisting VLD lance should be called mcclain is like insisting on calling VLD shiro by sven or using holgersson for his last name. that’s not him. that’s not their canon. and they aren’t white. you’re not doing it to shiro so don’t do it to lance.
  • and because of all of that it’s lowkey racist to keep insisting on using mcclain ESPECIALLY when latinx fans from various walks of life (ESPECIALLY cubans, who y’all seem hellbent on ignoring or shutting down when it comes to THEIR representation found in a CUBAN character) have asked y’all to stop using it and use a hispanic last name for VLD lance instead.
  • aaaand that’s p much it end of the dang discussion folks lmao

if you’re gonna at me, combat me. but if you really do insist on shouting about why i’m wrong for some (racist) reason, at least read my other more in-depth post about all this that probably answers the exact question/reason you were gonna hit me with anyways. don’t be willfully ignorant or compliant just cause this seems like a tiny lil issue to y’all. own up.

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #33
  • Phil: ChiCKEn