i am secretly a lady

Fandom vs Canon Garde
  • Fandom Four: Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah
  • Canon Four: Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah
  • Fandom Five: I am an evil cannibal from the southern mountains who feasts on the dreams of young children and also I kill puppies in my spare time
  • Canon Five: Oh god I just want to live I'm sorry
  • Fandom Six: I'm a badass
  • Canon Six: I'm a badass also I like Sam's ass
  • Fandom Marina: Let it gooooooo
  • Canon Marina: I ain't takin any of yo shit Nine
  • Fandom Eight: PIZZA..............
  • Canon Eight: PIZZA............... WITH MARINA
  • Fandom Nine: Yo baby check out my abs *flexes arms* oh yeah
  • Canon Nine: I am secretly very insecure about myself and I am very awkward around the ladies. I try and blame all my problems on other people, usually Five, while generally acting like a bit of dick.
Relapse - Part 4

By: ProMarvelFanGirl

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warning: Fluff, body shaming, anxiety, topics of body size and weight issues. I tried to keep it as vague as possible so not to trigger.

Summary:  A Girl like her finally ended up with a guy like him.  Everything is perfect now and nothing can stop them except themselves.

A/n: This is it for Relapse I hope you enjoy it!  I will be writing one shots about your and Bucky’s relationships that will bounce around.   If you have any situations that you want to see our couple in send me an ask please!

Relapse Masterlist

You stood in front of the two, both men scrabbled to get up off the tiled floor of the kitchen.  They pointed at each other both looking guilty, before saying in unison, “He started it!”

“What the hell is this about?”  You ask putting your hands on your wide hips. You couldn’t believe they were fighting like children.  You walk closer to the both of them and met Steve’s eyes and then Bucky’s.  You purse your lips and give both men a hard stare.

“Well…I…I mean Steve…I mean..I just wanted to know what you talked about and he won’t tell me.  I am your boyfriend I deserve to know.”  Bucky said whining.   He wraps his arms around you and kisses your temple.

“I wouldn’t betray your trust like that Y/n”  Steve said sticking his chest out giving Bucky a disapproving glare.  You pull away from Bucky deciding enough was enough.  You were going to tell him.  You couldn’t wait for Sam any longer.   

Just as you were opening mouth to tell Bucky what had happened, Sam walked in rubbing the sleep out of his face.  Sam made his way to the coffee pot and poured himself a cup.  Finally you saw the muscles in his back tense up, he had noticed the presence of the three of you.  Sam turned and faced you.  Seeing Bucky, you saw his smile falter only for a moment.   You knew the time had come.  Sam would tell Bucky.

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