i am screaming because so cute

tangled up in you 45k

by missandrogyny (paynner on tumblr) 

Harry blinks once. And blinks again. And says, his voice dangerous: “Niall, did you get me a mail-order bride?”

Because what the actual fuck. It kind of looks like Niall’s just purchased a person. For Harry.

Niall blinks back at him for a few moments, before throwing his head back and howling with laughter. Harry throws a pillow at him. Hard. “No, what the fuck, Harry.”

“A prostitute then?” Harry also doesn’t want a prostitute.

“Of course not!”

“A stripper?”

“No!”

Damn, he’s running out of ideas. He settles for launching another pillow at Niall’s head. Niall bats it away easily, still laughing. “Stop!”

“What did you get me, then?!” Niall must hear the tinge of hysteria in his voice, because he’s pulling himself together, trying to stop himself from laughing.

There’s still a big grin on his face, though, when he says, “I got you a professional cuddler.”

A professional…what. “What?”

anonymous asked:

Hi, so I kind of had a weird request, it's different than the usual, I want the rfa reacting to MC and Saeyoung dating and being clingy, pda and stuff, like continuing from 707s after ending, and if it's not much trouble, rfa reacting to jumin and mc dating and also pda etc etc, if you decide to do it thank you in advance, if not, I understand, it might get quite long, nontheless thank you!!

IMMA DO ALL OF EM 
what i kinda planned is under each member the headcanons will be how the other members react to them and MC ((idk if that makes sense but let’s see if this works out~~)) 

Yoosung: 

✮ everyone thinks y’all are goddamn adorable
✮ because yoosung is such a virgin 
✮ so you gotta be innocent as well to protect him
✮ jaehee is lowkey jealous bc your relationship is just so cute 
✮ but she’s hella supportive and Mom Mode is on because ‘omg look at her two children go’
✮ zen often gives relationship advice to yoosung 
✮ tries to be genuine but he complains about being single so much more
✮ jumin probably couldn’t care less 
✮ but when you both send photos of the other (or both of you) with your cat Lisa he’s like ‘!!! CAT’ 
✮ says it’s cute (you both just take the compliment, knowing very well he’s only talking about lisa)
✮ seven pranks yoosung even more but now he does it involving you
✮ as in, saying things like
✮ ‘YOOSUNG, MC JUST CALLED ME FROM THE HOSPITAL?!?!?!’
✮ and yoosung fuckin fREAKS out
✮ he’s crying and shaking and he’s about to Zoom to the hospital
✮ until you call seven out on his shit (yoosung cried a little more while clinging on to you)
✮ yoosung will dubiously mistrust seven forever  

Jaehee: 

✎ she is hardly the one to do pda and be cutesy and stuff so it’s totally up to you 
✎ you like to send photos and selfies of you two working at the cafe 
✎ and when she’s completely engrossed in one of zen’s things 
✎ zen is highkey jealous upset. he just wants all the attentions and now the only two females in the RFA clearly aren’t romantically interested in him anymore
✎ jumin was kinda surprised by the whole ‘coming out’ bit when you announced y’all were in a romantic relationship 
✎ but he put away his salt about jaehee quitting and is probably the most supportive of the relationship (bc he says that jaehee is super responsible and that you’re patient and just all around great) 
yoosung probably gets turned on by it 
✎ you know he’s That Guy 
✎ but other than that he doesn’t really say a lot about it 
✎ he also complains about being single a lot more 
✎ seven makes fanart and writes fanart 140% 

Zen:

✿ you think he’s a narcissist now?
BOI
✿ ALL THE SELFIES. ALL OF THEM. SPAMS THE DAMN CHAT. 16+ PHOTOS A DAY
✿ also says stuff like ‘we’re the perfect couple. there is no couple cuter than us. we should be you #goals’ 
✿ yoosung is jealous af 
so is jaehee 
JAEHEE WRITES FANFICTION
✿ she actually probably has a joint ao3/tumblr/wattpad with seven
✿ jumin is Salt
✿ but he brings up the point of if zen has enough time for you between all his acting and singing and all that other stuff
✿ and zen sends back a candid photo of you talking to his director
✿ is like ‘HA’
✿ seven likes to make sex jokes all the damn time 
✿ definitely makes jokes about The Beast 

Jumin: 

₩ it would probably be really cute 
₩ but when he tries to send photos of you/you with elizabeth/him and you/all 3
₩ they’re always B L U R R Y 
₩ so you teach The Jumin Han how to take a selfie 
₩ zen is probably uncomfortable and also very salty 
₩ jaehee appreciates the relationship because jumin is always in a better mood and you can convince him to give her breaks and paid vacation 
₩ so she lowkey loves y’all 
₩ yoosung could probably give less than a shit 
₩ he’s just playing LOLOL alone 
₩ but he kinda likes it because you can get Jumin to ease up on jumin’s LOLOL bashing
₩ seven also makes sex jokes 
₩ ‘have you ever made MC wear cat ears?’
₩ “Great idea Saeyoung”
₩ everyone is !!!!!!
₩ you try not to kill him 

Seven/Saeyoung: 

⌨  he doesn’t like photos of him bc y’know 
⌨  privacy 
⌨  so you try to take selfies with him without him realising 
⌨  so the result is blurry photos with your face in the bottom corner laughing and saeyoung in the close background falling off his chair because he tried to chase you 
⌨  everyone lowkey loves the relationship because you two are always really happy together 
⌨  zen of course is salty because ‘he never leaves the house but gets a girlfriend?!’ 
⌨  seven likes teasing everyone about his Catch
⌨  so he’ll send random photos of you. always 
⌨  ‘look how cute MC is awwwww’ 
⌨  everyone, but especially Jaehee, really like and appreciate how you support each other’s emotions 
⌨  once made you dress up as a cat (like with the ears, maybe a tail with a questionable explanation of how it’s staying there)
⌨  took a picture you thought was ~private~
⌨  but he POSTED IT ON THE CHAT
⌨  WITH THE CAPTION
⌨  ‘jumin you were right~~ i am a cat abuser ;;;)))‘
⌨  you scream and spam the chat trying to make sure no one sees it 


okay so once i finished this i realised it was kind of only pda through the chat?? if you want another set where it’s more in person?? then definitely feel free to send in another request! 

But I hope you liked this ♡

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You’re Welcome - Sam Holland

Pairing: Sam Holland x Reader

Requested by: @kawaiianime03

Request: Bc I’m in love with Sam Holland and I’m a hopeless romantic who reads too many cliché prompts for her own good…I think a cute prompt would be Harry trying to help his twin brother with confessing his feelings by telling you that he needs you for a photo shoot and makes you do poses that couples would normally do? (Idk if that made sense, I got the idea from another book I read before)

Warnings: this is SO disgustingly cute not gonna lie and it’s almost 2k words because I got too excited writing it lmfao anyway :-) hope you enjoy, and I hope I fulfilled your request!

*Note: I am accepting Harry, Sam, Harrison, Zendaya and Laura requests right now only! I will be returning to my usual Tom content next week, just wanted to try something new. :)

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so i recently got into book of mormon (the musical) (not the…actual book) (because i have a crush on josh gad) and i think its hilarious (some parts i screamed with horror but it was so funny) and of course you know how i am with goofy and weird-but-cute ships like this!!!

nabalungi found a disposable camera at the market. they will probably never be able to get the photos developed but thats ok. (the t-shirt is arnold’s) (probably) (don’t ask me how it got to uganda)

Snk Characters As Things My Friends Have Said:
  • Mikasa: My beauty is an illusion. I will seduce you with my glorious hair and then punt you right into the sun when you least expect it.
  • Erin: *screaming, to the vague tune of "Do You Hear The People Sing"*
  • Armin: Literally the only reason I'm here is to stop you from jumping off a roof in a fit of caffeine-fueled rage.
  • Hanji: *mixes three different types of energy drinks together and chugs it* fOR SCIENCE
  • Levi: I'm afraid I have to respectfully disagree, on the grounds of I don't care about your fucking opinion, because you're fucking wrong, asshole
  • Connie: hOW DARE YOU CALL ME 'CUTE'. I AM NOT CUTE. I AM DEATH.
  • Sasha: It's been more than an hour since I've last shoved something in my face, and I'm about to start screaming.
  • Jean: Sometimes I am forced to question why I hang out with you all. I mean, I'm superior in basically every way. I could do so much better.
  • Ymir: Get your heterosexual ass out of my fuckin way, there's a hot girl over there and I call DIBS
  • Historia: *sighs* I used to be a nice person, you know, before I met you guys.
  • Marco: I'm too cute for this.
  • Bertholdt: Guys, it's not gay to be in love with a dude if you say "no homo," right
  • Reiner: *stiffens suddenly* I just felt it...my last fuck...gone...forever...
My Reaction While Watching the Never Ever MV

T.W. Lots of cussing


  • Holy fuck its starting
  • OMFG MY CHILDREN BAMBAM YUGYEOM LOOKS SO GOOD
  • ohh the group outfits look on point
  • Why do they look so emo??
  • YES YUGYEOM SING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR PART
  • NO I AM NOT READY
  • YES PRINCE JINYOUNG
  • Jackson GOT FIRST RAP
  • Ohhh now JB is sining okay okay I can survive this
  • Nope now Im dead but Mark looooooks really good
  • MOM: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!?!?
  • ME: BECAUSE LOOK AT YOUNGJAE MAMI!!! HE’S SO CUTE!!
  • DOING WERID HAND MOTIONS AND SUPER GIDDY CAUSE OF YOUNGJAE
  • Jackson needs to wear turtle necks more often
  • Why are you letting GOT7 drive!? You clearly didn’t see them practically fail the fuck out of their driving test
  • Bambam looks so breath taking 
  • OH SEE!!! THEY CRASHED THEIR CAR INTO THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE DONT LET THEM DRIVE
  • Damn Jackson trying to a Superhero and smash through that wall.. told y'all in my imagine he would have super human strength and ruin shit
  • The choreography looks really spot on
  • YES JACKSON YES KEEP RAPPING WANG PUPPY
  • Oh god mark no stop right now
  • Jinyoung you look like a lost child sitting in that thing
  • WHY IS THERE MORE WATER AND DROWNING INVOLVED!? STOP TRYING TO KILL JINYOUNG
  • More group shots #imdeadinside
  • WHERE THE FUCK DID YOUNGJAE GET THAT HAMMER!? Don’t hurt yourself but you look so cute though
  • Mark is the only one who dived into the water to save Jinyoung. 
  • MARKJIN IS REAL!! All of y’all are fake as fuck friends, this is why he hates y’all a majority of the time
  • Yes keep putting JB in the center of the group dances, I like suffering
  • “I wont make you cry again, don’t worry”  Im sorry Youngjae I can’t hear you over my loud uncontrollable sobbing
  • Oh no not Yugyeom again
  • IS JINYOUNG DEAD OR NAH!?
  • What do you mean I belong to you? I belong to no one
  • WHY IS JINYOUNG ON THAT TABLE CHAIR THING WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DOCTORS TRYING TO SAVE HIM!?!? 
  • ohh okay more dancing
  • Sooo Bambam is that the new type of vaping or what?? But your eyes look good
  • OKAy group dancing I GET IT Y’ALL DANCE
  • OMFG WHAT WAS THE MOVE!?!? Thought that was some exorcist type of shit or something
  • Ahhh back to a dead Jinyoung
  • Bambam looks so pretty just standing there… He belong in an art museum 
  • Of course a fucking dab
  • OMFG JINYOUNG IS ALIVE
  • 15/10 acting
  • give them an oscar, golden globe, grammy, GIVE THEM EVERYTHING

anonymous asked:

I like how you headcanon that all these cuties are virgins cuz I do too lol. Of it isn't a problem, could I request some Lance relationship headcanons? You decide on what they can be (I don't know what I want and I'm embarrassed about it lol). Have a nice day!

Oh don’t you worry, I have a lot about Lancey Lance (but here’s only a few bc I’m lazy and cooking while writing this) And i’m just throwing this out there but Hunk totes got laid in high school and at the Garrison. Lance was pretty jealous


  • Doesn’t believe you at first when you agree to go out with him
    • “Yeah, haha, that was a joke! I know you wouldn’t really go out with me, we’re great just being friends and we shouldn’t jeopardi–wait what?”
    • “I said ‘Yes’? As in, Yes Lance, I will go out with you?”
    • “Oh….I didn’t–what?”
  • He’s processing. He was so ready for you to turn him down. He might have prepared a few scenarios
    • Might have a Hershey’s kiss in his pocket. Just for if he got the nerves to ask you out by asking you if you wanted to kiss. And when you said ‘ew, no’ he could whip out the candy. bam. a Kiss!
    • Practiced the Yawn and Shoulder Wrap™ for during a movie. He wanted to be subtle.
    • “So, Allura said we were cute together and I was like ‘Whaaaaaaaat?? Gurl, you crazy!’ haha Isn’t that crazy???? Unless….”
  • But finally it clicks that you’re blushing and fidgeting with your fingers because you actually like him too!
    •  “Holy quiznack…you’re my boy/girlfriend…I DID IT!!!”
    • totally grabs your hands and pulls them into the air while he screams that last part
    • He’s so excited
    • “Prepare to be wooed”
    • “Lance, I’m already wooed. That’s why I…you know what. Yes. I am prepared to be wooed. Whoo away.”
  • You may never hear your name during standard conversation again
    • he lays it on thick with the nicknames
    • Boo, Bae, Darling, Babe, Baby, Sweetheart…you name it. he uses it
    • after love confessions he throws Love an mi amor
    • Sweetheart is his favorite though, Cutie is the close second
    • He usually only says your name during sexy times or when referring to you when talking to someone else (but he can also not, it depends on what he’s feeling)
  • Constantly in awe. Catch this nerd just gazing at you randomly with this lovesick look on his face
    • “What are you looking at????”
    • “Just you… I’m so lucky.” He’s so sincere.
  • His flirting is now solely reserved for you. Be prepared for pick up lines.
    • “Lance! Why are you–? We’re already dating??”
    • “Doesn’t mean I can’t use pick up lines, babe.”
    • “Ok but, seriously? ‘Come here often?’ We live in the castle.”
  • Also, cuts people off if they try to flirt with him
    • “Uhm, Okay one second. I appreciate this and all…but I have the best girl/boyfriend right now? So, thanks but no thanks. Hope this doesn’t ruin your chances of joining The Coalition!”
  • Weekly spa dates where Lance makes a face mask specifically for your skin, hair masks (thank god he found what he thinks is coconut oil), he’ll paint your nails for you, massages for you both!
    • aaannd of course he’s on his best behavior when he’s giving you a massage (but he’s weak)
    • but no one wants to bang when the other is wearing a green face mask. (Shiro voice: No, just. No.)
  • He loves swimming so you’ll probably be roped into it
    • and if you don’t know how to swim he’ll teach you!
    • or if you hate water he’ll be happy enough with your company, but he might try every once in a while to get you in
      • *puppy face* But y/n!!! Don’t you love me???
  • Gets you a gift from every new planet he lands on
    • So. Many. Flowers.
    • And pretty rocks he thought were neat.
    • If there’s a community then he’ll get you things like jewelry, weapons, books, whatever you like, he get
    • blushes super red everytime he gives you a gift 
  • He’s a touchy feely kinda guy
    • so many hugs
    • he honestly just always has a hand on you somewhere, even when just lounging. He needs to touch.
    • The biggest nose kisser! GIVE HIM THE NOSE
    • When you walk by he’ll reach out to grab you around the waist and tug you into his lap, just cause he wants to hold you
    • If he’s passing by he’ll give you a passing massage or shoulder squeeze
    • he can’t walk past you without touching
    • and if you happen to be bent over looking for something while he walks by? Yeah, he’s grabbing that ass. 
  • If you do the same to him he turns beet red and starts stammering
    • definitely can’t take what he gives.
  • LOVES TO SING AND DANCE BADLY
    • will put on a song and just serenade you in the worst possible way
    • and once he’s got you laughing he’ll pull you into his bad dance moves
    • ironically though, he can sing and dance. it’s more fun to do it bad
  • Does serenade properly when he decides he needs to tell you he loves you for the first time
    • which he wants to tell you about one month in, but he knows that’s way too early
    • waits until about month 4 and he cries
  • A bit insecure about your relationship. Talks himself down a lot
    • sees Keith make you laugh once and he’s like ‘Oh no, this is it. It’s all going down hill. Because who doesn’t want to date mullet? He’s super cool and edgy and good looking and–”
    • You gotta stop him.
    • He firmly believes you are too good for him.
    • My poor nugget.
    • “You sure you still love me? Because–”
    • “Yes Lancelot. I love you very, very much. Don’t listen to those nasty voices. You. Are. My love.”
    • “Sounds fake, but okay.”
    • “Don’t meme me when I’m being serious, Lance.”
  • You’re biggest supporter and roaster
    • You walk in the room wearing mismatched lion slippers. Lance: “What’re thoooooose!!?”
    • You get put in some god-awful ceremonial outfit. Lance: “You are so lucky I love you.”
    • “Don’t kiss me in the morning. You have dragon breath.”
    • “Kick his ass baby, I’ll hold your flower!” “LancE! ENOUGH WITH THE MEMES. ”
    • Lance whenever you do a mundane taskl: “YASSS BABY! SLAY!!!!”
    • Also Lance: “No, nope, gimme that. I’ve watched you choke on water.”
  • Overshares late at night when he’s crawled into your bed after a nightmare
  • Yells “Honey! I’m ho~ome!” everytime he comes back from a mission and makes a beeline towards you for a kiss.
  • If you get caught in a battle you best believe Lance is 100X more badass than usual
    • he’s making shots he didn’t even know he could make
    • and he’s hitting every. single. one.
    • Ain’t nobody touching his baby
    • even jumps in for a little close combat, working seamlessly with you to take enemies down
    • pulls you in for a desperate kiss after they’re all dead
  • You can’t be sad when dating Lance, he notices immediately and makes it his mission to brighten your day
  • if you do something super cute Lance will practically squeal, scoop you up, and twirl you around  before putting you back in your spot with a kiss
  • He’s a good boy who just wants to spend time with his babe and spoil them
Otayuri fic recs #3

Sweet Summer Mornings by thelonelywriter (oneshot, nsfw)

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OH MY GOD HOW CAN SOMETHING BE SO PERFECT Listen to me this fic made me smile so hard just when i needed it the most. So basically this is 10k words of Otayuri fluff and smut. They are so perfect together. SO BEAUTIFUL ❤❤❤❤

Hashtags by abrandnewheart (oneshot, sfw)

It is gonna kill you and your life will be ruined after reading this. In other words beutiful angst thet will leave you with a lot feelings. I hate it and I love it at the same time. Thank you @mylittlesecretshelter for recommending me this.Don’t read if you dont want to be sad,

Honey, We Broke the Children by blackmountainbones (oneshot, teen and up)

OMG this is so funny I’ve been laughiing the whole time while reading this. Victor is a main character and he is super worried about Yurio( Yurio has a daddy kink #daddybek ;) ) and it is super funny and adorable. 

Gold Medal by howlingmoonrise (TheDarkStoryteller) (oneshot, nsfw)

So in this one Otabek is completely different than in most fics but it is so cool to read. Also this one is super hot.

Halsey Series of Sin by siren of old (series, nsfw)

Ok so this is series of 6 short fics that shows development of their feeling for each other. I love it so much because you can find here fluff, smut and angst (aka everything I need from a good fic). and OMG everything is perfect here you have to read it you won’t regret it I promise

How Long You Walked For (til you got lost tonight) by LiviKate (oneshot, nsfw)

OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING I LOVE IT SO MUCH the ending just killed me with its cuteness everything here is just perfect I am so in love just asdfghjkl AMAZING okay i am done screaming about it so Otabek here loves Yurio so much but is completely oblivious to the other boy feelings


I really hope you are gona like it. If you do, don’t forget to leave kudos and comments under the fics. This authors deserve them so much

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Ok, ok, ok, ok!!!! *huff* GOD BLESS CHERITZ FOR THE X-MAS DLC, OMG!

Haven’t played it, yet…but I saw the picture and that this Unknown Route exists and….and I am already dead even without playing and I could cry because there is so much joy in my heart already and….yeah ok whatever.

I saw this huge ribbon and my first thought: Heh, MC looks like a present :D ….what if….OOOOOH! //////

It’s kinda embarrassing that my first thought is a dirty one after I screamed how fucking cute Unknown is in this picture. Aaaah well~ Merry Christmas everyone!

Hearing people writing deaf characters be like:

Hi my name is Kathleen Jaylin Deafie Raven Way and I was born deaf (that’s how I got my name) and I have beautiful long hair and people usually tell me it’s such a tragedy I was born deaf! All that beauty mared by the grey world of deafness. My sign name (which I gave to myself obviously) is BEAUTIFUL SAD FLOWER in ASL. All of my family, friends and my dog and that guy on the corner who hates me know ASL, but I prefer speaking English (I speak ENglish perfectly of course) because ASL are just signed English words anyway!

I lip-read at school, so I refused when they offered me an interpreter. I can lip-read so well that I understand what my rival says at the table on the other end of the school cantina… I know you are badmouthing me, you nasty girl! Just because I am hearing impaired doesn’t mean I am stupid!!! I may not be able to tell apart yawning and screaming, but that doesn’t mean anything!

When I sleep, I wear hearing aids, naturally, don’t you just hate it when your ears are exposed? Also my friends frequently take my HAs off and I don’t mind at all!

Also, recently I met this incredibly cute guy… He is so amazing! He is a pop signer and he is RICH! He didnt know ASL when he met me, but I taught him and after 3 days he already speaks fluently. He is so amazing! But it’s so hard being together because I am deaf and I can’t hear his music!  It’s tearing me apart, like I am missing someting in my life, I can’t live like this, without music!

But, oh, he saved me! Since he is rich, he arranged a cochlear implant for me and I went to surgery (he held my hand whole time) and when I woke up from anesthesia, I could hear perfectly. I was cured, I am not deaf anymore! The moment I first heard his music was the moment I knew we would be together forever!

We got our happy ending. I just hope this will be inspiration to other poor disabled people out there, never give up!

soulmate!junhui

it’s been forever i know i’m terrible at this,,,,,,,,and i completely got carried away with this it’s like 3k of messiness i’m sorry (ಥ﹏ಥ)

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EXO Reaction when their son says their catchphrase as his first word

Ngl, there were some members I wasn’t sure what their catchphrases were so I stuck to the EXO Showtime.
XOXO, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

“Did he just say…. Happy Virus… where did he…. what?” *Probably worried that his son turns to be as imperative as him*

Kris:

“Oh! HE said… he said….”not my style”… what is not your style son? The Galaxy?” *Mental crisis*

Sehun:

*Literally his face* “Shall we do some mischief baby? Yehet! Ohorat!”

Tao:

“You learn quickly son! I’m proud!” *He’s really proud. Probably will go shopping after that*

Kai:

“He said Chicken!!! That means daddy In gibberish right?!?! CHICKEN! ImHungryNow” *Someone’s really excited, and hungry*

Xiumin:

*Probably they would just… stare at each other and do some aegyo* “Cute cute Baozi Jr…”

Baekhyun:

“So… so this is your first word…Ohh.. this is so.. Kkaeb song… I’m not sure if I should be proud of sad because you didn’t say daddy…” *Probably screaming in excitement internally*

Luhan:

*HE’s the one teaching his son how to speak… and the most important words* “Repeat after me baby: I. Am. Manly! Now say it with feeling!”

Chen:

*A “Wae!” is heard from somewhere in the house* “Oh no… no no.. I swear I didn’t say it jagi… I… we are going to listen to this for the rest of our lives aren’t we?? WAE!?”

Kyungsoo:

“Oh baby… are you sure you want some nachos?? Isn’t it a little bit too early for that? I’ll bring you milk” *Daddy goals*

Lay:

“Yes son I know… I’ve been trying to get to Baek’s Grandma’s house sine 2013… I know…” *Really struggling*

Suho:

“First day and I already did a great job! That’s my son!” *Nah, he will teach him values as soon as he can, because kind heart*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

geekyyoungblood  asked:

Do you have any evak + the boy squad headcanons that you feel like sharing? I need more of that in my life

Omg I live for this

  • So lets be real. Even fits into the squad perfectly. He is literally the perfect mix. He talks about political issues with Jonas, whips up the best waffles in the entire world for Mahdi while giving him a lovely dick joke that makes him LOL haaaaard. And then of course there is Magnus - who just omg Magnus has never held so much love and admiration for anyone as much as he does for Even. Like I imagine it being similar to Eskild and Isak’s bond but slightly different because Magnus is just like completely in love with Even. not even kidding, if he has a problem he will just be like omg Eveeeen what do I doooo? and then he will say something like “oh just tell them how you feel Magnus, be straight up.” And Magnus will be all “OMG you are a genius!” and then Jonas is literally standing there completely bewildered like “I just said that! what is this? wheres my love? where’s my attention? where’s my respect?!” and then Isak is just like “chill, Even is his guru” But I digress…
  • Okay but sometimes Isak gets a little ??? jealous. Like he is just all “give me back my man Magnus.” Seriously these guys are all over Even, sometimes it leaves Isak craving for attention. Magnus is telling Even everything he did that day, from the moment he brushed his teeth to the awkward 3 seconds in history where he accidentally brushed his hand against a girls boob. and Even is listening intently, while also listening to this new song Mahdi found and wanted to get his opinion on and reading the new article Jonas wrote about the oppression of women in society today. Like the boy is swamped. And Isak just wants to !!! love his boyfriend. Like guuuuuys stop. Sometimes he just gets so done, he will like pout and squint his eyes and make those very annoyed loud huffing noises that only irritated married couples do haha until Even realises that his baby isn’t getting enough attention and he will like stop everything he is doing and pull Isak gently towards him, sit him on his lap and wrap his arm around him. And then he just casually goes back to everything he was doing, now with Isak sitting contently in his arms. Then Magnus will just stop what he was saying and gush over evak and asks questions about how they are doing. Until he gets super inappropriate and starts asking things about the kind of sex they do because he saw this documentary the other day that talked about this thing he never heard of so he googled it and it came up with-  “Magnuuuuuus stop We are not telling you how we have sex. Please just drop it” Isak would say super annoyed, his cheeks turning a bright pink while Even laughs and mouths something super cheeky to Magnus over Isak’s head. haha oh gosh I love those two. 
  • Of course Evak can get super cute and loving and flirty and the boys are just like “oh mah gawd we get it you guys are cute. Stop rubbing it in our faces. ugh couples” And then Isak is just like ummm excuse me this is my baby right here, imma love him all I want and ya’ll can just mind yourselves because he mine. and then he just gives Even another nose kiss just to spite them haha. Omg I actually live for thirdwheel Jonas because can you imagine him getting a taste of everything Isak went through with him and Eva in season 1? Ahhhh what if there was like a  repeat of that scene where Isak walks in on them except…it is Jonas walking in on Isak and Even! ahhhh i’m screaming. I’m sorry I am getting too excited about this but what an experience that would be for all of them? Jonas would just be like “oh fuck sorry guys” and just like smiling all proud for his bestie while Isak turns into 40 shades of purple, and Even is literally laughing his freaking head off. ahhh he loves seeing his baby awkward and shy. It’s so cute because he has nothing to be shy about. and it’s just ahh it’s a funny journey. And then of course Isak will come to school to see Jonas talking in hushed whispers to Mahdi and Magnus, who of course is listening super intently. They all sit up straight and stop whispering when Isak reaches them and Isak hits them all with his squinty eyed ‘I smell bullshit’ meme face and then Magnus begins looking him up and down, his mind trying to imagine everything he just heard and Isak is just like ‘ahhhh gawd!” and like hits Magnus on the head and hides his face in embarrassment. ahhh I love them.

Okay this got super long and I think I wrote more about Magnus and Evak but haha I love him. I hope this was okay 💚

Dating Jimin would include:

Originally posted by vthesecretoilet

.. hold on, too many feels going on here. This gif is perfect representation of what this boy is made of.

.. because this precious, giggly, sexy, stripper of a teddy bear, sunshine as a human, cinnamon roll is literal perfection.

.. so you are lying down, nothing much going on, then he walks in with that creep smile like jagiyaaa, pinching his smol fingers on air like be prepared for a tickle fight.

.. his gold giggle like please someone save me, you’ll be hearing it all day and you can’t control your feels, I am prepared to date you just to hear it.

.. you both are free souls, deeply madly in love with no rules binding you. Except for one, don’t bring up his height or you will suffer the wrath of the all mighty jimin. Who am I kidding he will just pout and hold his giggle.

.. from strawberry popsicle to hot damn daddy in 0.0001 seconds and it makes you so confused but hey, you’re in for a long steamy night so why not.

.. speaking of steamy, being the creep he is (as deduced from his relationship with jungkook) you shall never have a peaceful shower, oh no. He may not actually want to do anything sexual but can I soap you i am great at this.

.. then stuff take an unexpected (not really) turn and the steam doubles.

.. his plumpy lips like I am having issues right here. So full, such perfect lips should not exist because you wish you can have them on yours all the time.

.. then he notices you staring at them when he speaks, and teases you by starting to bite on them, monitoring your awkward shifting.

.. I mentioned this a lot, but jimin is the biggest tease ever. Whether it’s slipping his hands between your thighs during family dinner or the rated moaning he casually does, it just makes him so happy watching you tense up like don’t so this I am weak.

.. but he never leaves you hanging for too long and knows when you can’t have any of his shit anymore, so he scoops you up and here we go with another night.

.. he may seem squishy and emotionally awkward to others, but once you get to know him you’ll find out he is great at handling situations.

.. for example you come home feeling down, and it doesn’t take him long to find out what is wrong, doing his best to cheer you up. And here we go with a third night.

.. don’t underestimate his abilities to lift up your spirits. You see, if someone was the cause of your distant behaviour or your gloomy day, his inner man will snap his eyes open like someone will end up bloody or dead today.

.. then you are like where were and he is like I brought donuts sweety pie.

.. he may be perfect at keeping your self esteem up, but sometimes, things can get pretty low with him and he just needs your chest to burry his face in.

.. the silent cuddles and rare giggles set off an alarm and you just have to ask what is it baby boy.

.. then he goes on about whatever is making him feel bad as your hands spontaneously lift up to stroke his hair like it’s okay babe let it all out.

.. and he loves that so much about you that he can’t help thinking about it all the time.

.. as he traces butterfly kisses on your face he pours out how much he loves you. How you make his world shine with your smile, how you always seem to know what to say to make him feel better, how no matter where he goes he can’t find anyone better than you.

.. at that point he starts tearing up because he is a sensitive little peach and having to deal with intense love is a little bit difficult without letting out cute men tears.

.. but good luck when jungkook is around because dude I am right here, stop trying to catch jungkook’s attention.

.. so you pay back and say a bit too loud damn rap monster you are so sexy.

.. and namjoon is so confused like excuse me, all the while jimin is oblivious, kissing up the maknae’s ass.

.. then you get home and pushes you to the wall grabbing you not too hard, but firm enough like who is sexy?

.. and umm, *cough* here we go with a fourth night.

.. cute, sudden back hugs and kisses. Cute presents and dates. Singing you to bed and screaming I love you at the top of his lungs in public, jimin in love is a treasure you are blessed to have all to yourself.

.. I can seriously go on and on about this fluffy man forever, being the sexy, adorable talented cabbage man he is.

NCT Dream as things people in my School GC have said

During the school year, there was an Instagram group chat for the kids in my grade. I thought it would be entertaining to do one of these lol. Without further ado, NCT Dream as things kids in my school gc have said!

Edit: How the heck did I forget Haechan lol wyd myself


Mark: I worked my butt off in class, yet all I get is detention for saying “The least the deserve is candy!” to the teacher

Renjun: Y’all think you can shame me for watching kids cartoons? I’ll leave you in the dust with my Barbie shimmer powder I got from Target

Jeno: People keep telling me I look like a cat, but like, how am I supposed to respond??? “Thanks, you look like a donkey?” ?!

Haechan: You can’t call me cute, I roasted you 5 times in the fifth grade!

Jaemin: The other day I crashed into a mirror, screamed because I didn’t know there was a mirror there, then looked in the mirror and asked, “Dang, anybody ever seen a girl this fine?”

Chenle: I got into a wrestling match, but I don’t know how to wrestle so I started screaming instead when the guy tried to tackle me

Jisung: Remember how the teacher told us he’d be going to his daughters surgery so he wouldn’t be teaching us on Wednesday? Yeah, well, I cut class that day to watch the BYU football game, and he was there!

Originally posted by nctinfo

Conversations that would happen (if Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, and Hinamori took a road trip)


As requested by anon. :)


Previously, we envisioned what sorts of conversation would happen if Aizen and Urahara took a road trip together. Now we’re going to do the same thing only for Hitsugaya, Hinamori, and Matsumoto! They’re all in a car together for days. What sorts of things will they talk about?


1.

Hitsugaya: Wait, how come *I* have to sit in the back seat?

Matsumoto: Because Hinamori is driving and I called shotgun!

Hitsugaya: Shouldn’t I drive? I am the captain!

Matsumoto: You are, captain, but we also don’t want to be pulled over every five minutes because a kid is driving.

Hitsugaya: I’M NOT A KID!

Hinamori: But you do, uh, look like one, Toshiro-kun.

Hitsugaya: So I’ll go into bankai!

Both women: NO BANKAI

Hitsugaya: ….why did I agree to this?


2.

Matsumoto: Oooh, it’s a vista point! Let’s take a picture!

Hinamori: Okay!

Hitsugaya: Or we could keep moving forward?

Matsumoto: Let’s get one of the two of you! Hitsugaya, put your arm around Hinamori!

Hitsugaya: Uh…

Hinamori: It’s okay, Toshiro-kun, so long as you don’t stab me!

Hinamori: This time.

Hinamori: Ha…ha?

Hitsugaya: …

Matusmoto: Such a cute picture!

Hitsugaya: WAIT YOU TOOK THAT?!


3. 

Hitsugaya: I really am so sorry.

Hinamori: It’s okay, Toshiro-kun!

Hitsugaya: It’s just, I thought they had made those noodles way too spicy for you.

Hinamori: Yeah but when you lunged across the table screaming that you were going to protect me, you knocked the whole hot sauce bottle onto my shirt!

Matsumoto: Plus got us kicked out.

Hitsugaya: I didn’t want you to burn your mouth!


4. 

Matsumoto: I got road snaaacks!

Matsumoto: It’s Orihime’s trail mix recipe!

Matsumoto: A little hard to eat because of the ice cream, but totally worth it.

Matsumoto: Want some?

Hinamori: Yes please!

Hitsugaya: I’ll pass.

Matsumoto: But captain it’s a road trip!


5. 

Hitsugaya: Matsumoto, can you hand me the squeegee? I’m going to clean the windshield.

Matsumoto: [smiles]

Hitsugaya: What?

Matsumoto: It’s cute when you rely on me!

Hitsugaya: …just hand me the squeegee, Matsumoto.


6. 

Matsumoto: Oop, it looks like the captain fell asleep in the backseat.

Hinamori: Do you think he’s having fun?

Matsumoto: Definitely!

Hinamori: Do you think he really came along to “supervise” us?

Matsumoto: I think he’s just bad at asking to join in things.


7. 

Matsumoto: Man, there’s no room left in the trunk!

Matsumoto: Captain, can you hold this bag on your lap?

Hitsugaya: ANOTHER bag of souvenirs, Matsumoto?? You don’t need to buy so much!

Matsumoto: I want to remember the trip!

Hitsugaya: That’s what pictures are for!

Matsumoto: But you scowl in all of the pictures!

Hitsugaya: That’s because you always try to make me hug Hinamori!

Hinamori: Wow! Another great shot of you guys arguing!

Hitsugaya: ….or maybe we should just rely on our own memories.


8. 

Hitsugaya: Hinamori, pull over here.

Hinamori: A vista spot, really, Toshiro-kun?

Hitsugaya: It’s high. It has a nice view.

Hinamori: You like places with nice views, huh?

Hitsugaya: Yeah.


9.

Hinamori: Wow, the world-record holder for largest watermelon, right here in front of us.

Hitsugaya: …

Hinamori: Makes you think about when we were kids, huh?

Matsumoto: You should pose like you’re both taking a bite out of it!

Hinamori: Great idea!

Hitsugaya: …

Hitsugaya: We really drove five days for this?

Hinamori: I know! Such a great bargain!


10. 

Hitsugaya: Well, we’re finally home.

Hitsugaya: Time to get caught up on all of our -

Matsumoto: Scrapbooking?

Hitsugaya: Paperwork!

Hinamori: But Matsumoto and I want to put all of these pictures into a scrapbook!

Matsumoto: And then show everyone!

Hitsugaya: But -

Matsumoto: Come on, Hinamori! I’ll buy the drinks!

Hinamori: I’ll get the crimping scissors!

Hitsugaya: …

Hitsugaya: I guess one more day off is fine.

jeon-jungkxxkie-deactivated2017  asked:

Okay so I've always been into Jikook- or Jeikook now xD (god I love Jimin XD)- but I was quite unsure if they were 'Real'. But after all of this stuff Jimin is posting and Kookie is doing, I am 100% sure they are real and I'm screaming (Well I'm sick so it's more of a silent scream)


First of all, I hope you will get better <3, being sick sucks. And second, I totally understand you. I wasn’t sure too. It was just shipping them because I liked how cute they looked together. But after “backhug scene”  (I’m sure every jikook shipper knows this backhug) I was like: WOW THEY HAVE SOME STRONG FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER.

And now seeing them posting all those videos and photos where they look so comfortable with each other makes me think that they are real. Idk but these days they look so boyfriend. Maybe we can’t see it sometimes at first on camera but when we look closer we all can see how subtle they can be. All those stolen glances, “accidental”skinship etc. Also Jimin with that tag:  Jeikook. Very nice ^^

I think that this is how they are in real life. I mean look at them

Originally posted by mintsugakookies

Originally posted by gayjikookadi

Originally posted by busa-n

 They are so in love. Now we can see it even in their eyes. <3 
And in the last gif where in original video we can hear a kiss sound.
I can talk about jikook for hours but I don’t want it bo that long :D  

EXO Reactions: When you make them jealous

Chanyeol: “Yah, how dare she flirt with Sehun like that? Doesn’t she know that’ll make me upset? This girl..” *feelings genuinely hurt*

Xiumin: *ranting to Baekhyun* “I mean, does she really think that playing with LuHan like that will make me upset?” *as he’s fuming* “I mean, I don’t have that big a temper.”

Sehun: *legit doesn’t even care* “I mean, if she wants to be like that, then we’ll be like that.” *goes and snuggles with LuHan to get his mind off how he’s going to punish you later*

Baekhyun: *angry AF* “What does she think she’s doing? She knows she’s mine… oh, she’s going to get it tonight.” *the morning after Kris admits to you he considered calling the police because of how loud you screamed*

Kris: “Do you think you’re being cute?” *stares at you intently* “Because girl, I swear if you even think about letting Tao touch you like that again…” *when you do let Tao continue to play with you hair, you happen to glance over and see his face* ‘oh, I am so dead…’

Chen: “Sweetheart, I love you very much but if you hug Xiumin like that again I swear I will make it hurt so good you won’t be able to walk for a week.” *but you didn’t listen, and well, let’s just say you had to call in sick from work for the next week*

“Well? I warned you baby didn’t I?” 

Tao: *pissed beyond all reason* “How dare you be all over Kris like that? Huh? My favorite hyung?! If you’re going to try to make me jealous why don’t you pick Baekhyun or something? I definitely could take him..” 

Lay: *doesn’t realize what’s happening until Suho mentions it to him* “Oh yes, she’s playing with Chanyeol, so?” *Suho explains* “Oh..” *still doesn’t get it*

Kai: *as he’s grabbing LuHan* That is my girl, you know that, why would you flirt back with her?!” *you and D.O have to fight to get them apart*

D.O: *turns to look at you as you laugh a little too loudly at one of Kai’s jokes* “I know exactly what you think you’re doing… and it’s not going to work.” *but this is proven false as he hears your laugh once more* “listen here you lil shit, do you wanna be punished?!” 

Suho: “Why are you like this, jagiya?” *looks at you in a sad, yet condescendingly way* “Little Lady, if you don’t straighten up, Daddy might have to help you..” (cos we all know Suho is secretly Daddy AF)

LuHan: “Why are you doing this to me?!” *he points at you all sassy like* “You are so frustrating! Yah, playing with my members like that?! Oh, I swear…” 

DISCLAIMER: all gifs taken from Google. and this request was sent in anonymously.