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Motherfucking Night Vision Goggles.

Not like those Nerf ones, that are simply a torch you strap to your head, these bastards are actual factual see in the dark Silence of the Lambs LCD screen Paris Hilton Sex Tape proper night vision.

Tell you thou, they properly fuck up your depth perception. I was playing with them last night walking to the bathroom in the dark…shouldered straight into a wall!