I still cannot get over the fact that my little brother legitimately turned down a modeling gig with Levi’s jeans that he applied to because “Shit, man, I’m a physics grad student none of us have any money. I saw it on Craiglist and was drunk so figured why the fuck not I sent them the pics B (our sister) took of me in Yellowstone over summer break. Next thing I know I’m getting emails from levi saying that we like my look and want to fly me to Miami for a gig. What? Nah I turned them down because I got a way more interesting offer as a junior engineer running efficiency and durability tests on new experimental models of solar panels for a local energy company on my spare time.”
Like what the fuck bro what is your life.