HEY SO CONGRATS YOUR ZIMBITS SINGLE FATHERS AU IS KIND OF DESTROYING ME ALSO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN YOU MIGHT BE POSTING MORE???? I DONT WANT TO BE A BOTHER AND I KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT CAN BE WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR MORE THAN YOUR WILLING TO DO I JUST DONT WANT TO MISS IT ACCIDENTALLY
OK I WROTE SOME TONIGHT. I mean, ordinarily I am a very frustrating author to follow because I cannot predict my output or force any writing that does not please my incredibly capricious brain; that said, I talked to gutsybitsy and we’ll probably be making an AO3 series so people can just subscribe to that. But that requires organization, which I am not good at. #adhdlyfe
(For the uninitiated: this is the AU where Bitty is parenting all three frogs, and Kent is Jack’s 12-year-old son)
“Shitty’s gone on vacation,” Bob said to Alicia a week after Kent’s twelfth birthday, “so that’s the last we’ll hear from those boys until he gets back in August.”
He was wrong, however. Kent continued to Facetime them regularly during his vacation with Camilla, including a downright enthusiastic review of Disney World from his hotel room. Twice, Jack emailed Bob irritated photographs of furniture Kent’s cat had damaged in his absence. They did drop off the radar once Kent got back to Providence, but remembered to return Bob and Alicia’s call the day after Jack’s birthday.
“We saw Zootopia with Bitty last night,” Kent explained briefly, before launching into a detailed description of the movie’s most exciting part.
“He’s Mr. Bittle,” Kent elaborated later in the conversation. “But he said I could call him Bitty because that’s what Chowder calls him sometimes. They’ve all got hockey nicknames so Chowder is Chowder and Nursey is Nursey and Dex is Dex. It’s because of their parents. He used to play NCAA Division I.” That was the most they got out of him before he pushed Jack in front of the screen.