i am number 9

Different types of SMIRKS~

Ah, the smirk. Every young adult novel, teenage girl and fanfiction’s favorite and overused verb to use for a male character because a man who has that smug and infuriating smile is unbelievably attractive to the female audience for some reason.

Out of curiosity, I googled up the exact definition of the word “smirk” and they defined it as “smile in an irritatingly smug, conceited, or silly way.”

I was annoyed with how they had such a generalizing and basic description because growing up, I have seen this word used for all sorts of context and each time, there is a new, hidden meaning behind that smile/sneer/leer. 

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SO HERE IS A LIST I MADE:

1) The cliche I-Am-Better-Than-You-And-I-Will-Make-Sure-You-Know-It Smirk

This smirk is the one most often used and thought of when people hear the word. You know that one person you’re competing with whether it be sports, exam scores, martial arts, etc? And that one smile that shows that they know they’re just better, smarter and more skilled than you in every way? That is smirk number 1 right there.

2) The I-Am-A-Sassy-And-Snarky-Bastard Smirk

You see that annoying and utterly majestic guy sitting in front of you? Maybe a thought crossed his mind or you probably said something embarrassingly stupid. Either way, he will always have a smart-ass response for you along with a sarcastic or dry smile to accompany it, knowing he had just roasted you and you need some ice for that burn. That is smirk number 2. 

3) The Amused-Half-Smile Smirk

This smirk does not necessarily have a negative connotation. You probably entertained that guy in some way that he can’t help but crack a smile of pure and genuine amusement. If not entertainment, you or someone had made that person change their opinion of you and especially in a positive manner. Somehow, smirk number 3 is just so charming and can induce stomach flutters, you really cannot get mad. 

4) The Crooked-Smile Smirk

This smirk is solely reserved for flirting and hooking up. That awkward yet cute smile he flashes you when he thinks he looks cool while trying to buy you a drink. It can show some teeth, but not an outright grin. That is smirk number 4. 

5) The I-Have-The-Upper-Hand-And-You-Fucked-Up-Smirk

You are in deep shit when you see this smirk. Unlike smirk number 1, your life is probably in danger here and you are on the losing end against a chess-master. You lost. Everything went according to his plans and now you are in the palm of his hands and at his mercy. That dangerous and sinister smile is smirk number 5.

6) The I-Am-Eye-Sexing-You-Smirk

See that dirty and perverted guy who looks like he is fucking your body by just looking at you? You see that shameless and horny smile while you receive nudes from him? This smile can either make you want to hop into bed with him or just run with goosebumps. That is smirk number 6. 

7) The I-Fucked-Up Smirk

You are fine. The guy seemingly confident and haughty is clearly not. Not when that weird and supposed smirk looks strained and he is sweating bullets. That’s right. He messed up in this game between the two of you and he is trying to put up a brave front, but failing miserably. That is smirk number 7.

8) The Cheshire-Cat-Grin Smirk

He just trolled and manipulated you real good and he is having a grand time seeing you struggle your way out of problems. He will dodge any question or demands you have and he will always have that mischievous, I-am-up-to-no-good look on his face. Overall, clearly untrustworthy. That is smirk number 8. 

9) The I-Am-About-To-Kick-Your-Ass-Real-Good Smirk

Run. You won’t get that far, but it was worth a try. Smirk number 9 is just downright full of bloodlust and murder is going to happen. 

10) The I-Am-Hot-As-Hell-And-I-Know-It Smirk

He is sexy. He knows it. He is handsome. He knows it. He has fangirls dropping to their knees at the sight of him. He knows it. If he wasn’t let’s say, a serial killer, he could have been a supermodel…and he knows it.
It’s written all over his face. That overconfident and cheeky smile is smirk number 9. 

And that wraps things up. Feel free to add more~

@EllaNewPhysique    I placed 9th ! I’m soooo freaking happy right now … the energy from all of you my friends and all who came there … watch me ..come to me and we had laugh made pictures …. it means so freaking MUCHHHHHHHH to me !!! You have no idea !!!! Even that I’m not satisfied with placing ( only because my perfectionist and competitor Russian soul ) I always want to be the best …. BUT YOU TRULLY MADE ME FEEL LIKE A WINNER !!!! I had a blast this days and ending was absolutely priceless ! Thanks a lot for coming over and taking the moment to make some images and having little fun with me !!!! TO ALL MY FANS I TRULLY FAKEN LOVE YOU !!! And like Arnold said … I WILL BE BACK NEXT YEAR AND HIT EVEN STRONGER !!!! 😆😆💪🏻🔥🔥🔥❤️ SENDING YOU SO MUCH LOVE TO YOU and I AM on the cloud number 9

10 Characters I want to “kiss”

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1.Bellamy Blake (The 100)

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2. Jon Snow (Game of Thrones)

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3. Peter Parker (Spider-man)

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4. Bucky Barnes (Captain America)

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5.Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

Originally posted by itsagirlthingbae

6. Jughead Jones (Riverdale)

Originally posted by riverdaleselite

7.Tobias Eaton (Divergent)

Originally posted by across-insane

8.Barry Allen (The Flash)

Originally posted by gustin-daily

9.John (I am number 4)

Originally posted by cityofmovieslights

10.Loki (Thor)

Originally posted by lokitty

And I tag: @frecklessbellamy @scofieldspecter @ileftherbehind @starboybellamy @bellxmyblakes @bellhound  @danystarqaryen

I got tagged  by @zoobabystationto thank you very much!

Nicknames: Belle, Miss Belle, gothfucker

Gender: female

Star sign: leo

Height: 5′4

Time: 6:03

Birthday: August 3

Favorite bands: The White Stripes, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Nirvana

Favorite solo artists: Jack White

Song stuck in my head: Shake the disease- Depeche Mode

Last movie I watched: Footloose

Last show I watched: 30 rock

When did I create this blog: 2016

When do I post: Around 9-10 pacific time

Last thing I googled: Jon Snow Shirtless…I have a problem

Do I have any other blogs: Yes! Follow @mozbert

Do I get any asks: Its pretty rare

Why did you chose your url: Its me and its cringey and I’m gonna change it when I think of a better one

Following: Like 2,000

Followers: 497

Favorite colors: Black and Purple

Average hours of sleep: 6

Lucky number: 9

Instruments: Bass baby

What am I wearing: Dunder Mifflin Shirt and jeans

How many blankets do I sleep with: 1

Dream job: Star of SNL

Dream trip: Anywhere in Europe

Favorite food: Cheese, chessey foods

Nationality: White

Favorite song right now: Lydia by Highly Suspect

I tag @shake-this-riddle-off @lumber-jack-white @anxiety-cucumber @sketch-novelist @spaderific

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Nanoblock Rockman

This is one of the coolest things I have ever gotten. From the packaging down to the actual set inside - it’s just perfection. The price is a little up there as expected with Nanoblocks (and the license itself), but it is totally deserving of your money and the time set aside to actually build the set. I am going to have to look for Cutman now.

anonymous asked:

i just joined a new school so..i'd like a monthly or yearly? forecast anything works really! i dont know anything about tarot but i am H and for the numbers 3,2,4,8,9,7,5 thank you love (i hope i did this right sjsj im so confused)

You’re so cute 😂
The numbers and forecasts are for the emoji readings. Theme and advice card come with tarot. Which did you want? 🌸

Bethyl party AU because why the hell not

Everyone was drunk, and Jimmy was staring at her from across the room. Again.

Beth couldn’t believe her luck. Of course she would accidentally have too many shots of tequila on the one night that they went to a party in Jimmy’s neighborhood. She should have thought it through. But now here she was, trying to stay upright in her booted heels, surrounded by inebriated strangers. Even Maggie had abandoned her to go find Glenn somewhere in the house.

Not that Beth missed Jimmy at all – she had been the one to end it, but he had been…difficult about it. He’s just a big whiny baby, she thought to herself with a giggle and a hiccup. But then she noticed him leering at her drunkenly from across the room, and quickly stopped smiling. It was actually kinda creepy.

Beth felt a hand on her shoulder and spun on the spot, making herself dizzy.

Strong hands caught her as she started to fall, straightening her back up and keeping a steady grasp on one of her arms to help her balance. She got a glimpse of piercing blue eyes peeking out behind a tangle of dark, messy hair. Oh wow.

“’M sorry, it’s just that I wanted to tell you…that guy over there’s been lookin’ at you funny all night. And not in a nice way… didn’t mean to make ya fall.”

Beth focused on steadying her breath – this guy was gorgeous. He was probably a little older than her, and certainly scruffy, but something about him made her feel calm. He was dressed all in black, a leather jacket over his wide shoulders, and a cigarette resting behind one ear. He was sexy, and Beth had to physically stop herself from staring open mouthed.

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Ten/Rose AU: Cup of Sugar {5/6}

Pairing: Ten/Rose
Genre: Alternate Universe
Rating: Teen. Adult later!
Summary: A series of mysterious parcels continue to be incorrectly delivered to Rose’s new flat - it turns out they belong to her next door neighbour, a constantly absent, much-gossiped-about Detective Inspector. Rose soon befriends the D.I, but their growing attraction to each other is continually interrupted by his work and more.


A/N: I know that pepper spray/mace is illegal in the U.K. and carrying/using it would have legal repercussions, but for the purposes of this story, please pretend otherwise. Thanks!

Thank you so much to anniviech, gallifreyslostson and lostinfic for their input on this chapter. It was invaluable and I needed all the help I could get. I mean I thought the emergency number for the UK was 1-1-9. I am hopeless.

Prelude | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | AO3



Chapter Five:

“Sorry about running off the other day,” Rose said into her mobile, curled up on her sofa in her oldest pair of sweatpants and a vest top that had holes in the hem around the back. She tried thinking of an excuse, but couldn’t come up with one. Mickey had probably recognized the D.I. and put two and two together anyway. The last thing she wanted was to talk about it, though, so she left the apology unaccompanied by explanation.

“That’s okay,” said Martha, while in the background Mickey could be heard saying ‘no it’s not’ followed by an exaggerated 'ow’, probably from the slap to the arm his girlfriend had likely given him. “Ignore him. He’s just cross  Arsenal are losing. Are you alright, Rose?”

“Just tired,” Rose replied, wishing Martha weren’t quite so observant. “Feeling a bit crampy.”

“Ah. Well, if you need a prescription for strong painkillers, you know who to ask.”

“Really?” asked Rose. In the muffled background, Mickey’s voice distantly echoed, 'what, really?’

“That was a joke,” said Martha. “Just a joke.”

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Tonights Gossip Girl: AMAZING!

EVERYTHING IS CHAIR AND NOTHING HURTS.

The whole Chair scene left me breathless, I love how they dont have to even touch or say words and we can feel what is in the room.

When he said she would be a good mother I was practically crying, it is to perfect for words.

But I am still so confused with the whole paternity test thing? so louis read it or not? are we just supposed to asume that he read it and it said it was his? why was he not questioning the fact that blair must have cheated on him therefore not knowing if the child was his? or is this all supposed to leave the door open for baby bass?

Blair looked so sad and alone and fragile sitting in a blanket in the lounge. I couldnt help but feel this was reflecting what her relationship with louis is like. She just looked so abandoned, and I wanted Chuck to hold her.

AND THE RING! when he left it outside I was like NOOO! I will not settle for any other ring on Blairs finger. That is the ring he almost DIED protecting! but then I realised that if it can be stolen in prague and find its way back to Chuck then it will definitly find its way back to him again. IT IS FATE.

AND THE PROMO! ahhhh the kiss! I cannot wait for next week!

RANDOM MUN FACTS.

Tagged by: littledovewrites

1. What’s your name?

Juliette

2. When is your birthday?

November, 14th

3. Where are you from?

France

4. Have a crush?

Nop’

5. What’s your favorite color?

White

6. Write something in caps?

HE IS DEAD, JIM

7. Got a favorite band/artist?

BIGBANG ?

8. Favorite number? 

14

9. Favorite drink?

Apricot juice (I am a kid)

10. Tag Ten People:

werewolfofrp anakinvaders blueskies-rps rejectofrp cherrywrites morenawrites cassierpsx loveliesrp siennamillerps @kadentonwrites