i am now a puddle on the floor

parkjiminbiased  asked:

hey so i know you do head canons and i was wondering if you'd write an andreil one about them adopting a kid thanks

i have this issue where i start headcanons and they end up being fics so enjoy

  • Okay so Neil and Andrew are on the same professional Exy team
  • They live in like the small urban part of Missouri or something, and they have a lot of free time because it’s the off season
  • So Andrew goes to the library every afternoon like clockwork
    • He’s studying up on law and entertaining the idea of going to law school after they retire 
    • Neil tags along sometimes and loves browsing the crime/mystery section
  • The library workers recognize them as the famous exy-playing assholes, but they’re all older women who have nothing better to do than gossip behind the desk
  • Mary, the senior librarian, runs the children’s programs during the summer and makes sure to invite all the kids from the nearby elementary school
  • It’s raining pretty hard outside when Neil and Andrew stumble in one afternoon during Mary’s dramatic reading of The Fox and the Hound
  • Andrew saunters off upstairs while Neil heads to the bathroom so he can wring out their wet raincoats 
    • (Nicky got them matching raincoats for Christmas that year, insisting that he needed to “keep up the theme”)
    • (Andrew refuses to wear the matching red rain boots)
  • Neil hears muffled crying from one of the stalls, interrupted every now and then by a small hiccup
  • He knocks hesitantly on the stall door
  • “I’m in here!” the kid shouts
  • “Everything okay?”
  • “Uh.. yeah,” he sniffles, “I think”

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Leading Suspects - Chapter 2

Chapter 1 can be found here


CHAPTER 2

“Unf,” I grunt as I startle awake, arms flailing as I try to catch myself before falling out of my chair. Blinking and rubbing the shitty sleep from my eyes, I stand out of my chair a little so I can check on Madge. She’s still fast asleep, facing the wall, her beautiful face bruised. I know from what the nurses told me when I arrived that the worst of the bruises on her face rests over a cracked cheekbone, and that they extend down her torso over her ribs, one of which is also cracked.

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Can I just say that two days later upon rewatch I still cry happy tears at the CS wedding? From the looks on their faces, to the vows, to the gentle way they hold hands and exchange rings, to their for all eternity I do’s, to their first kiss as husband and wife, and to the entire dance and music scene… I am just a puddle on the floor even now.

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  • When your dog is being awesome in public and doing everything you trained him perfectly: "Everybody stop what your doing and look at my incredible puppy! He's soooooo lovely! Feast your eyes peasants, cause we're fabulous! He should get an award for being the greatest service dog to ever live. Everything is awesome!"
  • When your dog is having an off day and being a total butthead: "Dear God please strike me down now. Let the earth open up beneath me and swallow me whole. If anyone ever looks at me again I will melt into a puddle of viscera on the floor. I am garbage; I have sinned and I am truly garbage. I have failed everything and everyone. The earth will now spontaneously combust into a ball of flames and magma all because of my terrible training."
Things I have been reading 2016 review...

I know that 2016 has been a bit of a shit year, we have lost some remarkable people, seen some ridiculous events which never should have happened and felt quite a lot of fear BUT we have also had huge outpourings of love, examples of amazing athletic ability and some fabulous creative people have given us some fantastic fic so here is my 2016 round up for you featuring some of my favourite fics of 2016.

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10 Amazing Writers You Should Go Follow:

There are so many wonderfully talented writers out there who have helped and inspired me this year so here are just 10 of them (it was really hard to just put 10) but really these 10 and everyone who has made it onto my rec list this year is well worth a follow so go check out…

@deanxfuckingadorablexwinchester

@thorne93

@like-a-bag-of-potatoes

@bovaria

@buchananbarnestrash

@castielohcastiel  

@wayward-mirage

@bkwrm523

@brighterlights

 @hymnofthevalkyries

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Supernatural:

Dean: I Fucking Knew It –  @dancingalone21 Confused Dean is adorable and I love the relationship between him and Sam in this one. Fantastically written.

Sam: The T-Shirt - @lipstickandwhiskey I am totally into Sam fluff at the moment and this is brilliant.

Cas: Enough@willowing-love  A little bit of Cas that may break your heart.

Gabe: Buy One Get One Free @murdochinthetardis If ever Gabe needed to possess someone then I totally volunteer for that.  A beautifully written Gabriel who is swiftly becoming my angel of choice (Just don’t let Cas know)

Lucifer: Confusion and Awkwardness - @sdavid09  So now I have a thing for Lucifer, or more of a thing for Lucifer. This is so beautifully written and cute.

Crowley: Magic Crowley - @kittenofdoomage Take Crowley, take Magic Mike, put them together and this awesomeness is what you get.

Balthazar: Interrupting Fate - @wayward-mirage  There should be more Balthazar, this is fantastic but may break your heart.

Series:

Until Eternity - @faith-in-dean I was never really one for Benny but this series is so adorable you can’t help but love him. 

Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow - @impalapossible  This series is amazing and I am currently a puddle of tears on the floor waiting for the next bit.  Teen! Dean is really well written and I have never wanted to punch John more than I have reading this.

Fresh Start -  @like-a-bag-of-potatoes  This is a fantastic little series and I can’t wait to see where it goes.

A Little Too Late Series – Gabriel x Reader @lucifersagents  A wonderful little series that has me checking my notifications for the next update.

Choosing You – Dean x Reader @writingbeautifulmen This series is fantastic.  Dean is brilliantly written and the roller-coaster of emotions it sends you on is just awesome.

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Marvel:

Steve: Tinder Gone Wrong - @mangosoldier  A little bit of Steve that will brighten up your day.

Bucky: Hair Ties - @buckyssinbin This made me fall a little bit more in love with Bucky.  

Sam:Impressions - @beccaanne814-blog  Sam Wilson is such a smoothy and there should be more of these because this was so on point.

Tony: Almost - @mellifluous-melodramas The characterization of Tony in this one is just gorgeous.

T’Challa:Long Overdue - @softcorehippos this is so lovely and I just melted a little reading it.

Scott:  Shake Your Head Yes - @bovaria   I didn’t realise I was missing Scott Lang fic in my life until I read this.  I dare you to read this and not have a bit of a crush on Scott after.

Pietro: Turning The Tables - @hymnofthevalkyries This is brilliant, I do love a bit of Mr Maximoff.

Series:

The Lonely Tree – Steve x Reader @sarahwroteathing Steve is so sweet in this one and I love the whole concept of this series.

For Your Convenience –  @brighterlights AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! This entire series is just so cute and sweet and oh man this is exactly how I would be in this situation! Fabulous, just fabulous.

Friends Like Ours Series –  @brighterlights I can’t even begin to describe how much I adore this series! Go read it right now!

Are We There Yet - @mangosoldier . I have no words to describe how much I am loving this little series.  A road trip with Steve, Sam and Bucky! This is funny and sweet and just beautiful.

Postcards@sebbytrash This series is so sweet and beautifully written.

My Type - @romanovoff   I love this little series about which of the Avengers the reader would go for.  Each part is just so funny and cute and each character is really well observed.

Alternate “You”niverse@marvelandassociates I found this little gem, binge read it until the early hours of the morning and am now craving the next part.  A great concept and so well written.

By Royal Decree - @bovaria Bucky is being a dick, Steve is being amazing, this totally has me torn.

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Star Trek:

Kirk: We are, aren’t we?@castielohcastiel This made me melt.  All the characters in this were written so perfectly, definitely one of my favourites.

Bones: Echos on the Enterprise - @bkwrm523  Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.  I do have a thing for Bones right now and in this one he is filthy.

Scotty: Jaylah and Jim Pushing You and Scotty Together - @youre-on-a-starship  For all you Scotty girls out there this is just sooooo fluffy!! Everytime I read this it makes me grin. 

Series:

Ribbons – @kilismaiden . I’m not generally a Kirk girl but this little series has me hooked.  I love how she writes him and the story is super sweet.

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Other Fandoms and Fics:

Decode - @vintagevalentinexx  - After binge reading the story so far I may be a little bit in love with Mycroft Holmes. Fantastic characterisation and gripping story, please go read this, it is worth it.

Amends -  @mywritingsblog  Seb x reader AND Tom Hiddleston x reader.  I am soooooo addicted to this little gem of a series!! Tom or Seb? Seb or Tom? Choices choices.

Sunscreen – Richard Speight Jr x Reader - @wayward-mirage This lovely little bit of fluffiness is well worth a read.

Complete and Total Idiot - @wayward-mirage  writes THE BEST Rich fics and I invite you all into my fluffy little pillow fort to drown in the pit that is my Richard Speight Jr obsession.

When I was eight years
old I found my mom crying in
the bathroom because
my father decided to not
only touch her body but
many more.

When I was twelve years
old I found myself crying
in a cold smelly honey bucket
because I was ashamed of
the way he touched me
and the things he did
without my permission.

When I was 16 years old
I found myself in a puddle
of blood on the bathroom floor
because the mean things
they would say about me
followed me home and
overtook my thoughts and
actions.

Now I am 18 years old and
I have cried more tears than
I can count and I have screamed
louder internally than I ever
did externally but I survived
and I am still here, that’s all that
counts. No one can take that from me.
No one can take that from you.

—  Open Letter
Just Tonight

Pairing: Royai

Summary: In their shared hospital room, Roy and Riza confront the realties of the aftermath in darkness.

Excerpt: “I can still see you there on the ground in all that blood.” Her skin went from burning to freezing in an instant as his wavering voice continued. “You know, that’s all I can see right now.”

Word Count: 2,762

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Imagine #7- Fluffytimes

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Plot: Have some cute morning-after-y fluff.

Word Count: 416

His arms around your waist, your back pressed against his chest and stomach. This is how you wish you could wake up every morning, utterly relaxed and warm and comfortable.

You’re reluctant to move, but finally turn over to look at him. That, and avoid the stinging rays of sun.

97 million miles away, and perfect freaking aim.

He feels you wake, and his eyes open. A smile spreads across his face and your heart bursts with love.

“Morning, beautiful.” He smiles, running a finger down your jaw. His eyes explore your face, every detail, drinking in your beauty like a drug.

“Morning. How are you?” You ask, your eyes heavy. You keep them open, though. So you can watch him.

He takes a piece of your hair and curls it around his finger, “I feel incredible. Let’s go take on the world.”

“Or we could stay here for a while?” You suggest with a low giggle.

“I’m open to either, as long as you’re with me.” He smiles, capturing your lips with his own. You smile, the warmth of his lips causing your heart to skip a beat.

You never planned to fall in love. It was never, ever on your to-do list. Not your thing. But then he turned up, and everything fell into place. It was like a game of Tetris. Before now, your life had been row upon row of gaps, but now? You were soaring through the levels, knocking lines out because he was there with you. He made everything right. Days upon days of greasy food, shady motels, hunting beasts and ghosts and demons and nearly dying? None of it mattered as long as you’re together. You’re unbeatable.

“Let’s just stay here.” You snuggle into his chest, and he pulls you closer.

“You’re so beautiful. Did you know that?” He whispers into your ear, his voice husky with tiredness. You smile, mumbling thanks, the quiet words muffles. He chuckles, his hand stroking your hair.

“I love you so much.” You whisper, looking up at him. “Everything I am, everything I ever have been, and everything I will ever be is connected to you and I’m not letting go. Ever.”

 “I love you too, Y/N. I’m not poetic like you, but know this: You’re my everything. Without you, I’d be a puddle on the floor. I never knew I needed you, but now, I love you with my heart and soul and everything in between and beyond.”

“Not poetic, my ass.”

"Playing Him By Ear" - An Enchanted in the Moonlight Fanficlet featuring Kyoga, Miyabi and Shinra

Rated PG-13 for language, implied sexy times

The crisp autumn breeze reddened Shinra’s nose a shade almost as deep as the hair atop his head as he walked along the road from the market back to the Shrine, swinging his bag of fish by his side with a carefree hand.  Chalking up the stares he received from several passersby to his handsome features instead of the incongruous sight of his wiry frame toying with a bag clearly marked with its 60-pound weight, he hummed a happy tune, enjoying the outdoor excursion and fresh air. He always did enjoy a trip to the market, where he got to see all the strange human foods and delicacies that piqued his curiosity almost as much as the people who sold them; which was more than he could say for his frowning kitsune companion, who had done nothing but complain since they had left on their errand earlier that morning.

“I don’t know how I got saddled with this menial task,” Miyabi grumbled, his sharp eyes covertly turning to follow a shapely female figure that walked past. “What’s the point of having Samon around if we have to carry our own food from market?”

Shinra snorted. “You’re doing it because everyone voted that the only way you’re gonna get your inari is if you bring the ingredients yourself. Besides it’s not like you had anything else to do. We haven’t had a fight with any bad guys in ages!” Spotting a dried leaf on their path that had fallen from a nearby tree, the young oni trod on it for emphasis, enjoying the sound of its crunch as it crumpled under his foot. “I’ve been going stir crazy!”

“True, it is more satisfying to crunch bones than leaves every once in a while, but peace has its merits,” Miyabi shifted the bag of rice over his shoulder to a more comfortable position as they turned into the Shrine’s front garden. “But I could do for some excitement, especially of the female kind.”

Shinra’s cheeks tinged a slight pink. “I-is that all you ever think about?”

“Basically,” Miyabi smirked.

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BYE. I MELTED. I AM NOW A PUDDLE OF GOO ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!

But seriously, ugh at how precious this! Booth and Christine exchanging ILYs <3 I’m also always struck by how much Sunnie really does look like and act like Booth & Brennan’s daughter, I will forever be amazed at the excellent casting. And not only in the appearance department, she’s always so perfect with either Emily or David. Often, family scenes on tv with young children seem awkward because it can understandably be difficult to click with child actors but that’s never been a problem with B&B family scenes! On the contrary, they feel so real!

(Also, I wish Bones would get more credit for how well they incorporated kids into the show. Babies are supposedly a huge NO-NO on tv but Bones has handled it beautifully. B&B’s kids haven’t taken over the show but neither are you left wondering if they exist, the balance is perfect. And the emphasis has always been first on B&B as a couple (their love for each other) and then their parenting- this distinction is important. But anyway, I know expecting Bones to get any credit for anything in today’s tv landscape is a hopeless pipe dream…)

I sent some of the completed costume photos to Daran Norris, as I told him earlier he would be the first to see it complete.

this was his response…

AFJDKSLFJDSKFLSDJFKDSLFJDKLFJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much Daran! You inspired me to do this in the first place with your amazing voice talents! You brought so much personality into the character Knockout! You Sir, rock!

*oops dead puddle of fangirl on the floor… clean up on Isle 9!*

on another note, I am so stoked for TF Con guys!! I am already packed to go haha! Can’t wait to see you all there! Sooooon!

At night,
when the party is over,
we stumble home like drunken toddlers
stopping for milkshakes on the way.

You say
that we should stop by my house
instead of parting. I do not know your middle name

but I agree anyway. I do not know the day
you were born, or how you like your coffee.
I do not know how your skin tastes,
but I am willing to learn.

And then,
it is small talk on the sidewalk,
touching on my porch steps,
short breaths,
slight death.

And then, it is my bed,
and in the dark I can pretend you are
someone you aren’t. It is wet. I am shaking
trying to feel something
beyond my body. I do not feel small here.

I feel fear. I feel limbs bent back
by childhood debt. Death trap.
I feel flesh, blurred breath,

I feel forcing myself to moan
when you touch my breasts.
My friends say that this is the best
it gets. I feel lips against hips
and broken wrists.

And it’s over.

I put a sweater on. I ask you to leave.
And now I am drunk,
and pleading with a god - I do not know
where you were born. I do not know
if you know that I am more than
a pretty face and small hands and a waste
of precious space. I do not know
if I will see you again, or if I want to.

The milkshake is a puddle on my floor.
I hear the door slam
and your car pull out of my driveway.
I am alone again,
worried you did not think I was slim
enough, worried I am not tough,
worrying I will never be touched tenderly
by another man.

I pull out strands of my hair.
I wonder what parts of me
you have taken.

—  My Last 10 Kisses Have Felt The Same; Hannah Beth Ragland

anonymous asked:

For the Zootopia drabbles can you do one where Judy got seriously injured during one of there police missions and she's in the hospital bed sleeping and nick is by her side confessing his love to her :)

Sick (A Wildehopps fluff fic)

Feeling utterly exhausted, Nick held onto the length of his muzzle, dejectedly lifting it within the his hands. His fingers anxiously tapped against it, as the fox permitted his shoulders to droop. With a torn heart, he furrowed his brows in pain and stared forlornly at the broken body before him. Needless to say, he would have gladly taken the form’s position; the calm figure belonged to one of the world’s greatest cops, Officer Judy Hopps, his most precious partner and friend. She kept her eyes closed with her long lashes brushing softly against her cheeks. They fluttered beautifully, much akin to the sensation that Nick usually felt whether he looked at her. However, now all he felt was dread; worry, fear, and utter regret. The male should have been able to make it to her in time. Why hadn’t he been able to make it to her in time?!

He could only mentally berate himself, as his whole soul ached for the poor heavily injured bunny before him. Her back was lain still upon the cold hardness of her hospital bed with her tiny nose slowly inhaling deep but somewhat shaky breaths.

Judy appeared so fragile and small. Never had the fox witnessed her so lifeless and dead to the world. Blinking past his tears, Nick could still remember the sight of blood; so much blood. It had spilled out in a spine chilling, throat closing puddle; it seeped outward, surrounding the fallen form of his beloved Judy.

He stared forlornly at her sleeping features, dankly taking in her pale complexion. It floored him. Even now, despite the harrowing circumstances, his rabbit friend was absolutely beautiful. She was his happiness; she was all he had left. The raw truth of this made his resolve break, and the fox’s heart went out to her. God, did he wish he could take away her pain.

“I am so sorry, Carrots…" his voice carried out into the thickening silence, and he closed his orbs in shame, “You didn’t deserve this, kid. You didn’t deserve any of this. I was a fool; a freaking idiot for even thinking about letting you out of my sight for a second.”

Taking in a weary breath, Nick continued to anxiously babble, “I mean, I thought that it was safe. I was so sure. How was I supposed to know that she had a gun? I had no idea that you would end up getting shot… Otherwise, I would have never let you come. It should have been me. I should have been the one to take a bullet. You’re special, Carrots. You’re too sweet and good. You are always so kind and wonderful, while I’m… not.“

The words that he spoke to himself lingered within the walls of Judy’s hospital room, and the fox blinked as a sudden thought struck him. Then, he placed a single paw close to one of hers. He tenderly feathered against the side of her open paw for a long moment, before he finally laid it gently beside her.

“Still, you make me want to be better. You make me want to try. You push me to be good and to help others, and I love that about you, Judy.“

The fox deftly gulped and eventually mumbled, “What I’m basically trying to say is that… I love you, Carrots… but I think I’m in love with you, too.”

Nick glared at the floor beneath him, until he felt the sudden weight and gradual warmth of her paw encircling around his own. Judy simply tangled their fingers together. Sending the ceiling above her a softhearted smile, the kind but tired bunny took in a shallow breath and carefully squeezed his hand.

“I know you do, you dumb fox,” the bleary-eyed female gave a withered and extremely pained but content giggle, “Coincidentally, I love you, too.”