i am not now shut up

anonymous asked:

tfln y/n thinks theres a ghost in the house while harry is gone but, instead of him comforting her, he teases her to scare her even more

Harry. Missus.

H, while you’re down there, could you make me some tea, pleeeease?

With a cherry on top.
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I don’t mean put a cherry on top of the tea.

Please don’t do that again.
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HARRY. LOVE OF MINE.

PRETTY PLEASE SUGAR

How am I supposed to make you tea when I’m not home, hm?

You’ll get your tea, give me like an hour. Still at Jeff’s.

Oh shut your little whore mouth, I hear you downstairs right now.

Why do you keep closing cabinets? Make up your mind.
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Harry for the love of God, slam one more cabinet and I will shove my foot so far up your ass you’ll feel me for the next month.

Unless you’re into that.

Are you into that?

Christ, babe…

I’m at Jeff’s. On his couch.

I’m about to block you.

But you are home! I hear you! Your noisy ass footsteps walking down the hall.

I’m at Jeff’s!

Here, he took this of me because I keep ignoring him.


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There’s a ghost in the house, Harold.

A mother fucking spirit lurking around our home.

He’s going to get me and drag me under the floorboards where I will become one with the house.

How are you so sure it’s a ‘he’, love?

Little bit sexist, don’t you think?

Not all ghosts are men.

No, but if this ghost is half as annoying as you then don’t doubt my judgement.

Hey, being pretty mean to the guy you want to make you tea.
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HARRY THE TV IS ON DOWNSTAIRS

WHY IS IT WATCHING HORTON HEARS A WHO

Weren’t we watching that last night?

Just wanted to leave off where we stopped.

I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT HARRY

WE HAVE TO MOVE

MOVE HOMES MOVE COUNTRIES I DON’T CARE
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Why in gods name is the kettle going off…

Tea’s ready, love. Come and get it. x

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M!A Truth Serum (2/5)

I AM GAY. MAYBE.

AND MAYBE I AM NOT.

I JUST… I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE.

I am positive I still like ladies. But I just… I… I don’t know.

I don’t fucking know anymore.

I don’t know anything about myself anymore.

I also likes dressing in dresses and running at the beach under the sunset while wearing make ups. But I also like dressing like a man and be a proper gentleman and I am just-

Everything confuses me right now and I am just-

I am just-…

I don’t-

I don’t know anything about myself.

THERE?! HAPPY?!?!?! I AM- MIGHT BE- I DUNNO- GAY. I DOn’T KNOW ANYMORE OK.

SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

hey, anon who sent in a matchup request:

I love you, you’re really cute, and I pretty much have a match in mind already, but uh;; I’m going to answer you next time matchups open. I mean, they were closed anyways, but I would answer you! It’s just that I feel like if I did, I’d get more and I really wanna work on requests today. (Since some have been sitting there for a while now;;;)

Sorry, love! But you will be the first one done when they open again!( ´ ▽ ` )ノ 💛

OKAY I was skeptical of MeUndies and annoyed that they seem to be everywhere but I finally got a pair and DAMN I have a happy booty right now

Okay so I found my dead grandfather’s journal from 56 years ago. This is some old stuff, okay, and I was like yeah I’m gonna read a page or two. 

Basically he wrote down this road trip he did with a friend of his (name is Giulio) but at some point it gets so weird.

I’ll try my best to translate it from italian to english (english is not my first language) and well, I’m also having a hard time trying to read my gandpa’s writing cause he wrote like a drunk snail.

Now, beware, my grandfather was an italian man dedicated to work, church, work and work, who believed in the traditional family and all that Jazz. But at some point I reach this part where he writes: “yesterday me and Giulio slept in the same tent as mine was stolen at the gas station. As it was really cold, we slept close. In the middle of the night I realized that the warmth next to me did not belong to my Nadia (his fiancé at the time, my grandmother). It was the most intense feeling I’ve ever felt”.

And I was like allright that’s some weird no homo bullshit but who cares.

BUT THEN IT JUST GETS WORSE.

“I was having a cigarette whilst Giulio was asleep in the car, having a nap before we hit the road again. In the midst of the smoke of my tobacco, I saw his face and thought that the woman who is going to marry him will be lucky”.

Grandpa, what the hell? 

BUT OH NO IT JUST GETS BETTER.

“We shared a bed. Old motel did not have spare rooms, it was awkward at first. Then I started thinking that the warmth of Giulio’s body is somehow becoming more familiar to me then Nadia’s.”

Now, I have like seventy more pages of this goddamn journal but I am pretty fucking sure my gandfather had the worst crush over his best friend.


The complete post X

its au time you sons of hecks

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“Bee.”
Neil’s blood went cold. “What did you tell her about me?”
“Doctor-patient confidentiality, Neil! But I know she likes you. Bee has a thing for lost causes.”
“I am not a lost cause.”
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Andrew put his hand over Neil’s mouth to shut him up and said, “Liar. But that’s what makes you interesting. It’s also what makes you dangerous. I should know better by now. Maybe I’m not as smart as I thought I was.”


(p.s.love this moment. Just think, Andrew told Bee about Neil. Just think he wanted to touch him. Just think how it was hard for Andrew to have feelings for Neil… I just thought he wanted to do something like it)

Six Years and Seven Days

This is pretending that Bellamy could hear Clarke talking all those years, she just can’t hear him responding, and that the ship at the end is them coming back to Earth. 

So…pain. 


Day Three

“Bellamy…are you up there? Are you alive? Is anyone alive?”

Static.

“I only woke up yesterday. At least, I think it was yesterday. I barely made it into the bunker in time, but I made it. And the computer says it’s been three days since the radiation hit, and I was so hungry I thought I might die. Please tell me you didn’t die.”

Silence.

“Bellamy, my mom was right. In a way. My face is disgusting, covered in boils. You’d be laughing at me…probably. Because she was right but so were you. I’m not dead Bellamy. I hope you aren’t either.”

His fingers slammed on the respond button, pushing it down to the point of it feeling like it would crack from the pressure.

“I’m not dead, Clarke. I’m not dead.”

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vimeo

Oh look, it’s the reason I didn’t have a social life in the past few months.
*cough* I mean this is the first animated short film Sarah, Maya and I worked on, I’d love to hear what you think! :D
Quite proud how it turned out, if I am being honest.

i kinda need a fic where Noora takes Isak and Even to her yoga class and Isak is actually really good at it and enjoys it and Even is all like “I’m to tall for this shit, the earth seems too far I am an artist goddamit, downward dog yourself hoe, nope I am never doing this again ever”

the squip squad as things my friends have said
  • Jeremy: i'm blocking you. in real life. it's called a restraining order.
  • Michael: (holding a leaf) yes ,,, i love the marriage iguana ,,,
  • Jake: shut the fuck up my crutches are the same height as you
  • Rich: i light things on fire at 3 am to cope okay dont judge me
  • Chloe: hey bitch do you remember in third grade when i told you i liked (person) and then like two months ago you liked him but now we've learned our lesson that he's an asshole?
  • Brooke: thats too many toppings on your froyo you need to slow the fuck down
  • Jenna: (hears someone gossiping) tell me the sHIT
  • Christine: remember that one time our director fell asleep during rehearsals ?
  • the squip: i'm like a drug dealer, but for friendship

okay, it took me a while to write everything down, but here are my thoughts and reactions to the last 19 days chapter!! (an alternative title for this could be ‘how to make people regret asking about your thoughts’)

anyway, it’s been pretty hard for me to put some order to my thoughts, because im just!!!!!!! so in love with this chapter!!!!!!!! it’s been a whole day and im still such a mess, there are noises coming out of my mouth but they’re not human, and i can’t find the right words to express how i feel because this update wAS TOO MUCH FOR MY POOR HEART

i think this might be my favorite tianshan chapter, tho it’s a very close tie with chapter 185, and im afraid i’ve been kinda all over the place, but hopefully it makes sense!! (putting this under a cut because it’s really long and there are some pictures)

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