um any tips on how to survive your first antipocalypse??? (no seriously I need help I can take this p l e a s e)
I WASNT ACTUALLY AN ACTIVE MEMBER IN THE ANTIPOCOLYPSE LMAO SO IM A VIRGIN I GUESS
but as someone who stood on the sidelines, here’s what I did.
1.) make sure you have someone you can endlessly spam about it. You’re going to need it, otherwise your energy will overspill and you’ll end up ranting to someone who has NO idea.
2.) caffeine. Jack will post shit at 3 AM and then go to bed BUT NO ONE WILL KNOW IF HE’S ACTUALLY STILL UP SO WE’LL KEEP WAITING FOR SOMETHING ELSE. You will get approximately 0 sleep.
3.) Tissues. Oh, and get ready to scream a lot.
4.) good internet speed because theories will start flying at 10000 miles a second and if you blink someone will have already proven their theory to be canon and have ascended to the next plane of theorist existence.
5.) Lots of memes to try and combat the glitch bitch… (though glitch bitch was our staple last time, we ended up getting called out for it in the end… be careful.)
6.) CTRL-U is the most fucking important keyboard command because you need to STUDY those tags AND MAKE SURE YOU GO BACK BECAUSE THAT SON OF A BITCH WILL CHANGE THEM.
7.) It is also customary for people to open a theorists bunker. They are open to anyone, and usually, involve comforting reblog chains of puppies, pillows and warm stuff to help you forget that everyone is in deep fucking pain and 99% of the population is craving the grim reaper himself to carry them bridal style across the sweet sweet fucking release of death. While this isn’t much, these bunkers are ESSENTIAL to surviving.
8.) GET READY TO HIT THE POST LIMIT. 200 POSTS MAX PER DAY BUT YOU’LL OFTEN FIND PEOPLE HITTING IT WITHIN A FEW HOURS. TRY PACE YOURSELF BUT WITH THE AMOUNT YOU’LL BE REBLOGGING I WOULDN’T HAVE HOPE BOY
9.) LOSE ALL SANITY
10.) Cry when it’s over.