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Blessing - Pietro Maximoff x (f)Reader x dad!Stark

Words: 1179
Pairing: Pietro Maximoff x (f)Reader x dad!Stark
Featuring: Clint Barton
Warnings: lotta love, cheesy ending.
Requested by anon
Pietro goes to Dad!Tony to ask for his blessing to marry reader. Tony’s not to keen on the idea because it’s speedy, but he makes reader happy and that’s all he can ask for as a loving father. Fluff ‘n’ stuff please.
Authors Note: I’m sorry this took so long to get out, I have been very unmotivated recently. Just happy it’s finally done :)

Pietro Masterlist. Masterlist.

“Tony, I need to talk to you!” Pietro ran around the base all day, trying to find your father long enough to get him to speak. Tony kept dodging Pietro and hiding from him by saying that he had to do work all over the base.

Clint rolled his eyes when Tony ran into the kitchen. “I swear, Tony, if you do not talk toPietro he’s going to explode. Just give him a few minutes to talk. He’s your daughter’s boyfriend, what if it’s important?” Of course, Clint knew what Pietro wanted to talk about; he’s basically Pietro’s father.

And Clint wasn’t lying; it was one of the most important things that could happen. “I don’t want to talk to him; he makes me mad! And to know he is having…intercourse… with my daughter does not make it any better for me,” Tony argued.

Clint cocked his head and rolled his eyes. “Come on; they have been dating for nearly two years. Give him a break; he’s really not that bad.”

Tony slowly turned his head to look at Clint. “You know what this is about, don’t you?” Tony walked closer.

“What? No, no, what gave you any idea that I know what he wants? No, psh, no!” Clint lied as he stood up to get away from Tony.

“Clint, get your ass back here!” Tony shouted and ran after Clint, but was stopped by a gust of wind.

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gold like glitter

shoutout to @ladriened​​ for bouncing this with me for literally half an hour. because of that this is literally the longest™ but hey. glitter.  

very important before reading viewing material

  • adrien is a bathbomb guy, a surprise to no one
  • of course the one time he forgets to rinse out the bathtub after using a bathbomb, plagg finds his way into the tub and rolls around in the glitter 
    • “what are you doing in here?!”
      “it’s warmer than your room is!” 
  • adrien doesn’t have time to give the gold glitter covered plagg a desperately needed bath because there’s an akuma attack because hawk moth is the worst
  • ladybug gives chat the weirdest look when he gets to the scene
  • “what the hell happened to you???”
    • he looks down and realizes he is covered in gold glitter
      • he did not realize this was a possible outcome
    • “i just…uh….rolled around in glitter?” 
  • once they purify the akuma she gives him the lightest fist bump ever 
  • it takes chat .5 seconds to realize what’s wrong. he opens his arms and offers ladybug a hug
    • she shrieks and runs away because if he hugs her the glitter will never go away
    • he runs after her across rooftops until one of their miraculous beep and then ladybug sticks her tongue out at him and swings away laughing
  • when he gets back home adrien gives plagg a bath 
  • and then he takes a really long shower because he is literally covered in glitter and he doesn’t understand how this happened

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The Faces of Captain Swan Project

“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” -Bilbo Baggins

Creating online friendships is hard. Really hard sometimes. Especially with a group as large and varied as an entire fandom can be. We all come from such different backgrounds and life experiences that sometimes it can be a daunting task to interact with and understand others.

I’d like to do something about that. I’d like to give us a way to get to know the faces behind the icons. After all, it can sometimes be hard to get a proper feel for someone with just some text posts and an icon. All mine (aka Margaret aka @thegladelf) tells you is that I got into watercolor in college and have a thing for roses. And if I believed half of y’alls icons, then most of you are actually Colin O’Donoghue. 

As I think we’ve seen over and over on the internet, only knowing someone’s online presence can often lead to misunderstandings that wouldn’t arise in real life. In my personal experience, we’re all (myself included) prone to jump on people online in ways we wouldn’t if they were sitting with us face to face. We tend to be snippier with someone we don’t know, quicker to offense when confronted with flat text. And I think we, as a fandom can do something about that. 

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Chicken Fight - Steve Rogers x Reader

Words: 711
Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Featuring: Tony, Rhodey, Thor, Nat, Clint
Warnings: swearing maybe
Requested by anon
Hii! Do you think i could i request a one-shot of the avengers at the pool with Steve x reader and the avengers are playing a bunch of games and stuff and they have dating for a bit but have kept their relationship secret and the team does a chicken fight and they kiss underwater?? You can make the ending what you think is best! 💖💖 Thanks!
Authors Note: i h a t e w r i t e r s b l o c k


“How come we don’t make money from this job?” You asked Steve while the two of you were sitting poolside as everyone else was doing their own thing, most of the team in the pool.

“Is saving the world not enough reward for you?” Steve laughed and lifted his sunglasses.

“How am I supposed to buy all the food I want without getting money?” You argued.

“Look, you know I love you, but I really don’t think we have to worry about money. We kind of know a billionaire,” Steve whispered, making sure no one could hear you.

You rolled your eyes, “Yeah, but-”

“Guys!” Tony shouted, “Get your asses over here, we’re playing a game because everyone is ready to fight! So I, naturally, came up with the best idea!”

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