i am not complaining

sebuckstianstan  asked:

I have made it my personal mission in life to convince everyone that follows me to read Not Easily Conquered and everyone that's done it has returned to me to tell me that they hate me but also that they love me bc the fic is Incredible™. I swear you will not regret reading it, even objectively like not looking at it as a Steve/Bucky fic it's just a truly fantastic piece of literature. If you read it (please do) come and tell me what you thought afterwards!! 💕

Hey girl, don’t worry, I absolutely plan on reading it one day I just need to prepare myself for the heartbreak. I’m just a wuss and am not prepared™ lmao just ask Kat. I complain about it all the time. But yes, I will read it, I just need to get over myself and actually do it. I will definitely come to you and talk about it when I’m finished (who knows when that’ll be tho?) 😂

fed ex is a fake hoe and i don’t trust usps

it said my package was delivered but tis a lie i saw the man gently put a magazine and a few letters in my mailbox today twas no package involved. i shall wait a business day before complaining to The Man however i am upset

  • my brain:you are making up this problem for attention
  • me:i literally haven't told a single person about this problem? i am the only one that knows about this problem
  • my brain:yeah whatever
  • my brain:you are making up this problem for attention

I KNOW THIS QUOTE IS OLD BUT I STILL LIKE IT anyway i hope you had a merry christmas 

Kiss Me (Acoustic)
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the best version of Kiss Me ever recorded I'm actually crying 
so hard tbh.

Confession: I am sitting here laughing so hard at my own fucking nonsense that I am gonna have to compose myself before writing a rambly artist note.

Will you even look at this.

Okay, so: This was a gag gift, you know it was a gag gift, obviously a very well-thought out one that took some planning, but the person who gave it was apparently unaware that while you can take the man out of Iowa, you cannot take the Iowa out of the man.  Even if you manage to surgically excise every trace of Midwest, you’d STILL have someone who used to wear a purple miniskirt to work.

Last statement here is that if you’re new enough to Hawkeye that you don’t recognise the GOSH I LOVE ARROWS thing, I am going to give you the pleasure of Googe-Image-Searching it yourself.  Enjoy!  You’ve picked the right Avenger to love, you really have.