i am not an easter person

anonymous asked:

Doctor Strange's director came out and answered that it wasn't referring to Rhodey in an Ask Me Anything that he did. I can't link cause tumblr's butt but google "NO WAR MACHINE EASTER EGG IN DOCTOR STRANGE SAYS SCOTT DERRICKSON".

that’s cool! I’m not going to google it because i genuinely do not care because i Have Not Seen The Movie and am not going to see the movie and am going to mentally edit benedryl cucumberstack out of infinity war entirely as i’m watching it. thank u tho


Just give me a moment to consider how sorry I am

Yeah I’m not.
And yes I did two Easter comics … cause I hate myself.
On my way home now. For those who have celebrations, enjoy, and to everyone reading take care. P.s some people are asking why Nico is glowing, Wills doing that to stop Nico shadow jumping so now he has to run like a normal person. But it’s ok cause he got Wills pants.
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one of the things im so excited about is seing sanas room! just seeing how someone lives is such a glimpse into how they are and who they are. seeing it when its not super cleaned up and ready for guests but just sana herself in her room i love that. im so curious bc she seems so collected and organised will this be shown in her room or will her room be lowkey messy like isaks? will there be nasal spray and an empty coke bottle or will it just be like a tour through studyblr? will the colors match? are there gonna be a lot of colors? or is it all very calm grey and white. will there be photos of the girl squad or does she have paintings in her room? the only thing im certain of is that there wont be a baywatch poster but then again what do i know??

Life is Strange Season 2 - CONFIRMED!!

Oh. My. God.

I almost lost hope that I would EVER be able to write a post with THIS kind of headline. A season 2. That all I ever wanted. Thank you so so much!!!

Now what do you guys think will go down in it? I personally think that they are going to make a complete new game with a complete new cast (and maybe setting). The story of season 1 (damn, that wired to say) is told, but I am 110% sure that Dontnod will hind at it or even hide Easter eggs (after all Michel was on the plane with Max, remember?). 

I do hope that they maybe now have the financial resources they need to make the game like they want to (and maybe not leave as many open question as they did with S1, pretty please?)

So what do you guys think will go down in season 2? Fell free to Ask/IM me :) 

-Love, Lena :)

Here’s Xayah, one half of our lovely new champion duo in League of Legends. I am definitely more a Rakan person as I love supports. What about you?

Oh yes, btw that’s Diamantina’s awesome idea, who won this commission by grabbing one of the Easter Nests from my Etsy Store. Congratulations again! <3

I may have spent a really long time making this cake today. As someone who thrives off creativity I had such a good time decorating it (and coming up with all the separate components). It’s also evident I am not the time of person who believes in ‘less is more’ 😉. The best part of it all is that ever single thing is vegan. Apart from cake making and the boring part of cleaning a very messy kitchen, I can’t actually remember what else I did today, although I did have a good solo dance party and watched a few episodes of Gilmore Girls.

 P.S cake taste great, thank goodness!

i am unsure if anyone else has come up with this headcanon but due to recent event’s ( dark showing up on easter ) it got me thinking. in my personal opinion i feel like mark does not really care that dark is present. 

the times that we have seen him is just shows up. sure in ADWM we can hear mark breathe in but no struggling that we see, unlike jack with anti who clearly does NOT want to be “possessed”. saying things like “help me” and what not, mark doesn’t seem to have that type of relationship with dark. he just kinda….let’s it happen. although there is the argument that maybe mark doesn’t know dark is there doing all this but i feel like he does. 

in anycase i think anti and jack definitely have a more complicated relationship with one another than dark and mark do. 

15 year old girls should not be worried about if the skirt they are wearing is too short for them to wear in front of a man they’ve known their entire life. the outline of my bra should not be a problem around a man that have basically raised me. this man has no reason to be aroused by my legs or bra through my sweater. you sir, are nearing fifty. you sir, were babysitting my brother while my mother was in labor with me. you sir, were probably around for my first steps. you sir, are married to someone. you sir, have a daughter two years older than me. i am practically a daughter to this man, he has known me my whole life. if i can be in a public pool in my tiny bathing suit, i think a grown man that has known me my whole life can handle seeing a little bit more of my thigh than usual and the outline of my bra. you told me i was dressed too inappropriately to eat dinner with this man and his family. you told me my skirt was too short and that if you stare at my chest, you can see the outline of my bra. you told me that sometimes the strap of my bra shows in this sweater, and that there will be a grown man. mother dearest, would you rather me not wear a bra, so this man does not get aroused by the sight of the strap of the very thing made to contain my breasts. mother dearest, would you rather me wear sweatpants to easter dinner, so this man does not get an erection from the sight of my legs? mother dearest, i could instead wear a casual outfit, i have a t-shirt and jeans that hides these areas of arousal you are so concerned about. you see mother dearest, i personally think it would be must more appropriate for him to remember that i am 15 years old, i am still a girl, and that he doesnt have any goddamn business wondering about what the hell is hidden underneath my clothing.
—  “fuck you and the sexualization of your own child” a short thing i, lindsay wallis, wrote.
I’ve always held deep love and appreciation for Easter. It inspires me and moves me. For me, it has nothing to do with bunnies, eggs, or baskets of goodies (or at least not since childhood). I celebrate it with resurrection in mind. My savior died for me, which is the greatest gift in my eyes. I know not everyone believes like I do. Some reading this will laugh and think I’m certifiable, and that’s fine…you’re entitled to your beliefs like I’m entitled to mine. I am too in awe of the sacrificial miracle to let this day of remembrance slip by without expressing my gratitude for the time when death was overcome. Reflecting on that always fills me with great hope and a sense of possibility. Because if death can be overcome, then surely anything life throws at me can be!
—  Happy Easter, for those who celebrate! Happy Sunday, for everyone else!
It's Not You - Chapter 1 - spunkyghost - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

“It wasn’t supposed to be like this. It was supposed to be just any like any other mission. Why? Why was this one different?”

Keith growled to himself. He punched the wall repeatedly out of frustration, out of anger. “I should’ve done something! I was there for fucks sake! Now we have this new person and…and…How exactly do I get over this? I don’t know how to to accept them.”

He let out a shakey exhale. “It’s not you.”

happy easter here’s a fanfic in the works

Day Twenty

-An old woman purchased an umbrella due to the sudden rain we had today. She asked me to teach her how to use it. It was a normal umbrella. She was so grateful and I have never been happier to help someone.

-A skeleton head that repeats whatever you say to it has been floating around the registers. I have chosen him as my best friend. His name is Skully. I am saddened when he is taken from me.

-Now that it is fall, my festive summer-themed stickers have been replaced. This was to be expected. I did not expect them to be replaced with easter-themed stickers. I consider this both a personal affront and I sign for me to bring in my Christmas themed stickers the second it becomes October.

-A four year old boy left the store with his family. His family walked out silently. He walked out, bow-legged, clutching his rear end, quietly chanting “shake your booty”. I now consider this the only way to make an exit.

-The woman who purchased a large box of WWE trading cards for herself returned today. She purchased nothing but five additional WWE packs. I admire anyone this passionate about a hobby. I wonder about how this became hers.

-A little girl was purchasing a doll with her grandmother. I asked her how she was. She told me that she had two good things happen today and two bad things. After she finished listing them, I handed her a sticker, to which she gleefully informed me that she now had more good than bad. I might as well turn in my two-weeks’ notice now, because my work here is done.

-I asked a small child if he would like a sticker. He bluntly told me, “No.” I do not know how to handle this kind of rejection.

-I heard tales from two guests about a friend of theirs who became anxious when spending too much money and would sprint from the checkout line to the back of the store to get a cheaper package of plates at the advice of the cashier. They seemed to find this funny, but I consider this the only way to shop.

-Skully was returned to me. Unfortunately, his stay was not long. He began repeating every beep and click of the register, driving my fellow cashier mad. It’s fine, though. Me and him are taking a break, but I expect us to make amends soon enough.

-A man asked a woman if she drinks coffee in hopes of chatting her up. This occurred inside Starbucks, with a woman drinking a large coffee. It was a safe question, but I feel he could have tried a little harder.

-I witnessed Cat Lady leave the store as surreptitiously as one with such a reputation can. She did not go through the checkout lanes, and she had her hand suspiciously inside of her coat. I am worried that she has turned to a criminal life and will move on from Cat Lady to become Cat Burglar.

-A woman offered to sell me one of her children before exchanging any of the normal pleasantries one would. Unfortunately, she was talked out of it before I was able to make an offer.

-Two men approach. One hands his card to the other and walks away. The remaining man attempted to check out, before taking a look at the prompt on the card reader. He sadly looked up and whispered, “My buddy’s turding and I don’t know his pin.” This poor man cannot catch a break. 

-I am beginning to feel guilty about the amount of baby-sized fedoras I let people buy. By ringing them up, I am a part of the problem.

-A guest insisted that I was to blame for Target charging her twice for an item she purchased across the country several years ago. While I did not appreciate her manners, I was very flattered by her estimation of the power I had. 

Alleluia Christ is Risen!

Christ’s resurrection means that Love won. Love will always win. Through the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, we have all been welcomed as daughters and sons of God. 

There are no exceptions to God’s divine love. Desmond Tutu reminded us that Jesus did not say, When I am lifted up I’ll draw some and good luck to others. Jesus said He would draw all persons unto himself. 

Know that whatever you gender, no matter the gender of the person you love, you are a child of God. Have a blessed Easter.

assassinregrets  asked:

pls tell the easter basket story again so i can reblog it for posterity


one time I was at home visiting my parents for spring break. I was in grad school, so, like, well into the “real adult” stage of life, but as anyone who follows me knows I am not a real adult now and was not any more of one then

anyway it’s the middle of the night and I wake up from a weird dream and feel like there is SOMETHING IN MY ROOM which lbr I’m a wuss and still basically scared of the dark, so this isn’t particularly surprising. And something about being in my childhood room makes it even worse. So I sit up, look around, and see some weird shadows, one of which REALLY LOOKS LIKE A PERSON. And so I go to my standard THERE IS NOTHING WRONG YOU ARE IMAGINING THINGS plan, which is turning on my light to prove to myself that, you know, there is nothing wrong, I am imagining things

and I do


it is just heart-stopping terror for a second

and then I realize it is my mom

bringing me an easter basket

there is another second of silence and then we both break into uncontrollable laughter

truly a high point in both our lives

how religion works in Lithuania

it’s funny how statistics say that ~70% of lithuanians are catholic because I know for sure A LOT of us are atheists. not to mention, we are still pagan as heck.

the statistics only show the number of baptized people and baptizing is sort of tradition of our nation. (during occupation religion was one of the main things that helped us to fight for our independence. communists were strict atheists so of course we did everything that they hated). but baptized person doesn’t mean a believer in Lithuania. f.e. from my 24 classmates only 1 boy identifies himself as catholic, other say they are atheists/pantheists. but 23 of 24 are baptized (I am that one person who is not like others).

and having in mind all the pagan stuff we do, the whole “Lithuania is catholic” stuff seems really stupid. we celebrate more pagan holidays than christian holidays. and our “christian holidays” are just pagan celebrations with christian names. we do spells and tell christian fairytales on Christmas (seems like catholic thing to do, yes?), our Easter is 90% pagan, the celebration doesn’t evolve christianity almost at all. we still celebrate Vėlinės, Žolinės, Joninės, Užgavėnės and they are 100% pagan: spells, tales, enchantments, we still do that.

we name our children with baltic pagan names and then we give them another, holy name. our language is still influenced by paganism (example: we call rainbow the Ribbon of Witch), we still have a lot respect for snakes and bees (they are holy animals in paganism).

basically, paganism is alive and it’s in Lithuania. hiding, lurking in the shadows of catholism.

Feeling really positive about how well things are going at the moment!
• My exams officially start in one month today so I’m trying my best to turn things around so I won’t have to resit the year
• Following my meal plan
• Deleted calorie counting and “health” apps
• 5 weeks free of behaviours
• Social services, the council and my mum’s support team have found her a house that she’ll be able to move into in two weeks!
• I sensibly ate chocolate this week
• My individual DBT therapist recommended a herbal sleeping remedy to me because I haven’t been sleeping properly these fast few months and I tried it last night and literally had a full 7 hours sleep without waking up 😭
• DBT is still really difficult BUT I’m finding myself using skills without thinking now and I would’ve hated to say this a few months ago but they’re really helping me
• This week I was trusted to stay home alone for a few hours for the first time in about 3 months and oh my god it was amazing I could’ve easily used behaviours but instead I had a dance party (alone) and took myself to the shops for a little look around and it was just really nice
• DRIVING LESSONS ARE GOING SO WELL I AM OFFICIALLY A CLUTCH CONTROL QUEEN! I was stuck at a brick wall for months with driving and I haven’t been getting anywhere but things are FINALLY starting to click!
You’ll defo see me coming in my bright yellow tee this easter weekend 🐣🌸💜✨